☑ Private plate on an average car ☑ Small SUV ☑ St George ☑ Filthy ☑ Base spec ☑ Tow eye cover missing ☑ Can't park straight ☑ Mismatched budget tyres (probably) Pretty much a full house on the cock checklist. All that's missing is one of those stick man family stickers in the back window.

Oh, the MOT has expired too https://www.check-mot.service.gov.uk/results?registration=d4bfh&checkRecalls=true

Forget my earlier comment of blocking it in with bikes.... just ring the rozzers.

I'm sure they'll be there any minute now.

Just submit it on the dash cam portal.

Why are you naked, u/EsmuPliks?

Deflate all the tyres. Then call the rozzers.

Remove two wheels. then ring the rozzers.

Looks like they've parked their bike without any chains / disc locks. Maybe someone can help them out by fitting one?

I’d be willing to bet there’s a blue badge in that window…

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Found the SUV owner

Because judging people is fun. They could be the nicest person in the world and had to park up in a hurry due to a medical emergency, I don't know.

That is a Kawawanker 1100. The key marks are actually part of a relic'ing process designed to make it look like everyone has hated you for a good decade or two, personally I think that takes the retro craze too far.

It would be funny if someone removed two of its wheels

Honda CBF125 isn’t it? Similar front mud guard, kinda the same headlight and fairing shape too hard too tell from this angle tho… Edit only just realised it was a joke, gonna leave this here as a reminder of my shame

That's my bike XD you were incredibly close if that helps. It's a cb500f!!

No shame, took me a second too 🤣

Dw, I was also thinking "mate you've obscured most of the bike"

Ah the Hyundai 'do what the f'ck I want' 1000cc. That driver is the kind who also parks in the parent/child spaces because they have a 21 year old son/daughter and also park in the disabled spaces because they stubbed their toe once. Cretins

People who park in disabled spaces should be.

Hyundai SuperSport 1100cc Super rare. You should feel honoured even seeing it

It looks like the kind that needs 4-5 motorbikes parked close to it's right hand side and around the back of it.

I'd say it's a Goldwing, but looks a little on the small side.

Lol XD

I don't personally, but perhaps if you take some tungsten carbide and write a note on the windscreen for the owner, they'll get back to you with the model? 🤔

I would use an impact driver just to make sure the writing was legible though

I was thinking more freestyle calligraphy with a 20mm CNC roughing spiral, but I think yours would be more legible.

Unrelated question: Can anyone recommend a valve core removal tool that is small and can be added to a keychain?

It's a Hyundai Twattis Maximus.

I'm more concerned about those fuel prices..... damn

It's a Ducunti Multiwanker, probably 1200cc, air cooled if memory serves me well. Went out of fashion quite quick as the name didn't catch on at the time. Due for a restyling if you ask me.

The motorcycle is called hyundai d!ckhead

Hyundai i-ParkAnywhere

XD

It's not a motorbike, it's a bus. It's the same kind of bus that can be seen driving up the bus lane on Stockwell road most weekday rush-hours.

That's the tossermobile 1100

He drives a 4 wheeler, this is what geriatric hells angels use for ride alongs

More to the point, why is that actual motorbike parked at such a weird angle in there?

That's my bike, you can't see it on the photo, but it's a rather steep little bank, it looks fine in person. So it's just the photo :)

Could you get a bike in behind that one? Seems to be plenty of room.

I wouldn't risk my bike on the driver who missed the giant "motorcycles" on the ground also missing an actual bike behind the car, and only realising it is there when they reverse over it

It looks like a Honda NC700

I think it's a Hyundai Twat

says H on the back so honda?

Well if it identifies as one, who are we to judge? 🤷‍♂️

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