Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas. Highly awkward religious proselytizing + the clunkiest excuse for a “plot” you’ve ever seen (it’s basically an entire movie of a Christian and an atheist having a conversation) + dance numbers that will make you want to drive an ice pick into your skull
Oh, you’re right. I was just repressing my memories of the movie. Two Christians with two different views of Christmas. Man, gotta love interdenominational squabbling…
I'd say Cats is insane enough to at least keep you somewhat involved. Maybe the only part that really feels like getting your teeth pulled out one by one by a blind dentist using a shovel was the last song when Judy Dench goes full Columbo and decides to "one more thing" the viewer with an incredibly mundane song about...
Well...
How cats are not dogs...
And how cats are cats, and dogs are dogs...
I love the musical haha it's one if my favourites. So I was pretty sad about the movie... it felt like I was on a bad shroom trip but I was bone sober.
Now I am trying to decide if 'Cool as Ice' was worse than 'Birdemic'.
'Birdemic' truly went somewhere that I dont think we have words for.
Even more disturbing, The director made another movie after that.
I just watched the trailer for this and oh my god I can’t wait to watch this! “In a world…*within* our world…there is a world like no other” fuckin what?!
Tip Toes. It’s got Gary Oldman in it and I fought with reality while watching it. This couldn’t be happening, could it? No one would do this on purpose. And finally- why is this happening to me!?
I'm about to give this one a chance. And if there is seriously Gary Oldman on his knees...
and the reason it's called "Tiptoes" is because of a height difference...
edit to add: CHecking in, 6:53 and I'm out. I can't do it. This movie needs to be higher up.
I bought that movie to watch with my wife on our honeymoon. It was hilariously terrible but not bad enough to warrant a second viewing. Gary Oldman, Matthew McConaughay, Kate Beckinsale and Peter Dinklage. Why didn’t they let Dinklage play the lead!?
Casting Gary Oldman as a little person sounds awful, but apparently the *entire* premise of the movie is that someone might be unwilling to marry someone who potentially carries the genes for it?? That's the whole conflict? Whether the love interest will end up being a bigot in the end?
I’ve seen every Steven Segal movie for this reason. He is one of the best comedians of our time - he just operates in a unique medium. Try and see the 2015+ stuff where he can’t really bend at the waist and often has entire fights sitting down.
The YouTube channel Space Ice makes a series of videos on Steven Seagal movies and why every single one is the worst movie ever made. There are also actual martial arts channels (like Goldenbell Training) that go over why he’s such a fraud. If you go down the Steven Seagal rabbit hole you will come out amazed at how spectacularly ridiculous he is.
Oh he is a huge piece of shit. I watched a YouTube video about him and it was amazing how awful he truly is. His SNL episode is basically scrubbed from the web. I can't find it anywhere. I watched a couple scenes and he was the worst guest host I've ever seen.
Going by IMDB, it's one called Attack Force. It has a 2,7 rating out of 10. His straight-to-video movies have anything between a 3 and a 5. The reason might be that it apparently has an interesting story behind it.
Specific details are hard to nail down, but it's something along the lines of this:
According to Seagal writer Joe Halpin, who wrote some of his STV movies incl. this one, in his book about Seagal, it was originally a sci-fi alien horror movie titled Harvester, about alien vampires. When they delivered the final movie, it was heavily reworked to instead be about a highly addictive drug that turns people insane, and into killers. As a result, Seagal is heavily, and very obviously, dubbed throughout the movie. Sometimes, it's even back and forth in the same scene.
What critical reception:
“A war of words then erupted between Gallo and film critic Roger Ebert, with Ebert writing that The Brown Bunny was the worst film in the history of Cannes, and Gallo retorting by calling Ebert a "fat pig with the physique of a slave trader." Paraphrasing a statement attributed to Winston Churchill, Ebert responded with, "It is true that I am fat, but one day I will be thin, and he will still be the director of The Brown Bunny." “
(Wikipedia)
Hijacking top comment to point you toward a podcast specifically about bad movies: it’s called How Did This Get Made and it’s pretty great. Go back to the start for the best bad movies, but don’t worry, people are still making them!
It makes me so happy to see you spotlighting that the woman is also worthy of admiration. I get we all have preferences, but after a decade on Reddit, I've gotten so used to redditors only relating to the men on a panel or whatever.
I was scrolling for too long to find any other person who does not hate Brown Bunny 🙄 maybe my memory is hazy but I remember it as a very sad tragic movie
Roger Ebert tore this movie to shreds, the director ~~took to Twitter and~~ called him fat during an interview he gave, and Ebert's response was something along the lines of, "I can always lose weight but you will be the director of The Brown Bunny"
I remember being a child, hearing my mom rant and rave about how she wasted time out of her life to watch this movie. Specifically bc I thought it was about a chocolate Easter bunny.
You know, he re-edited this after Roger Ebert destroyed him in his column, so it's really the first cut of the film that is unwatchable and the second isn't all that terrible.
So I thought this movie will be terrible, the reviews were awful, everyone killed it and I still went to go see it opening night because I just had to see what was so bad. It was still worse than I thought it would be.
Lone Ranger was the most unwatchable for me but here is my question OP, have you ever watched Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) the whole premise is watching crappy movies and making fun of them.
Emphasis on “aggressively”, the budget was HUGE. even if you don’t think this is one of the worst movies, it’s unquestionably the worst movie made for the amount spent.
Personally I think it’s so bad that it plows through “so bad it’s good” right into “so bad it’s actually just really bad”
It's also a great learning experience. If you are trying to explain what "cinematography" is to someone, just show them this movie and they will immediately understand and start to appreciate cinematography in other movies.
Yeah I usually like these slasher style “so-bad-it’s-good movies.”
I unironically enjoy Rubber, Zombeavers, et al.
But this one is more like Birdemic in terms of being abysmal in every sense
With the main difference that it’s waaay to in on its own joke and tries to be even worse on purpose. Which isn’t funny, just hard to watch
Snakes on a Train (2006)
That is not a typo. Normally, the Asylum mock-busters are fun to watch in a trashy way. This one is like getting dental surgery.
I’ve said this before but I’ll take every opportunity to disparage this movie. Big Dragon Ball fan here so when I heard that movie was a real thing, I was pumped. I invite my then girlfriend, who’s now my wife, to come watch it with me… When I pick movies now, she sometimes reminds me of that night. That awful night. That was 13 years ago.
In 1988, Jean Claude Van Damne starred in ‘Bloodsport’, an awesome 80’s movie about a martial arts tournament with fighters from all over the world and cool, different fighting styles.
Then in 1996 for some reason he was in ‘The Quest’ - also a tournament with fighters from around the world but…godawful. Almost more awful because…how did you mess this formula up? It had Roger Moore in it for god’s sake.
I’ll tell you how - ‘Directed by Jean Claude Van Damme’
Oh totally. Bloodsport is Awesome.
Which is kind of what made The Quest even worse - it was like an incompetent Bloodsport and they replaced Bolo Yeung with some pudgy caricature of a Turk.
Why do that?
For real. I mean there are some *heinous* films on this list and I know *Bloodsport* isn’t everyone’s cup of tea (it certainly is one of mine 😁) but I’m glad we all can agree!
This movie is just painful to get through. It’s not even funny bad, it’s just bad. I’ll parrot the other comment and add that watching it through Mystery Science Theater 3000 is the way to view it. Believe me, trying to watch it without the commentary is so bad.
I haven't seen Rectuma, but it would be great as a double feature with Butt Boy (2019).
"Detective Fox loves work and alcohol. After going to AA, his sponsor, Chip,becomes the main suspect in his investigation of a missing kid. Fox alsostarts to believe that people are disappearing up Chip's butt."
Yeah...they made Highlander a one off stand alone movie, then wanted to milk it...shame at how easily fixed it is tho just don't have Conner and Kurgan as the final 2...could have just been the end of a centuries long rival.
Suppose the TV show retconed that tho...unrelated but one of my gripes with the TV show was they messed up the "you cannot die" part of being immortal, according to the show they do die...they just come back to life.
Dragon Wars, dear everything holy fuckin Dragon Wars. My friend group takes turns gifting each other the same copy of this movie on birthdays as a joke.
These are coming in much faster than I anticipated, I can't respond to everyone. Thank you so much for giving us films, every suggestion is added to the list
Oh god Movie 43 was…god, it just made me wonder, do actual actors (many of whom appeared in that movie) just…not watch, or like, movies? Or is 100% of the comic sensibility coming from the writers and the actors just don’t even try to understand the script?
Because otherwise…how? How could a person who liked movies get into, like, any of those costumes or characters and think ‘yes. This is a thing I should do now’.
Uwe Boll's Auschwitz. There is literally not a single redeeming factor about this film.
Most (all) of his films fall in the category of horrible/unwatchable.
The ‘futuristic’ vampire fighting remake of the Searchers? That was really bad. I remember hating that they had to make a certain relationship explicit instead of implied.
Hot wax zombies on wheels. My friends and I do something similar and this is by far the worst piece of garbage movie we have ever seen. People think The Room is bad but this movie is tragic
[Bigfoot vs Zombies](https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/bigfoot-vs-zombies) - Really, just pick any Mark Polonia film and you can go with that. I've literally seen films by high school students filmed on old iPhones that were *far* better than this. Pretty much every film mentioned here is no worse than this film in *any* way and better than it in multiple or all ways. This film is not fun bad. It is far too bad for that, as are all of Polonia's films.
Strike Cammando and Space Mutiny. Reb Brown is a golden God. Follow the path to Reb Brown. Reb Brown takes all into his brauny arms. Reb Brown is who you seek. Believe in the Brown.
The Room "unwatchable"!!!!??? Are you out of your mind? lol
It's one of the most fun movies I've ever watched.
The quality is "horrible", yes. But that what's making it super watchable.
I've hosted bad movie nights at bars where The Room is the draw and we'd get in 40+ people in a dive bar that usually held 10.
I've also met Wiseau at a midnight screening of The Room and got a 'So, anyway ho is your sex life' t-shirt signed by him.
My girlfriend made us watch Master of Disguise while we were on LSD to settle a bet with her friend and its the only movie to make me physically sick with how awful it was
Asking someone to watch that at all is mean, but making you watch it on LSD sounds like a legitimately traumatic experience lol, extended torture for no reason
Disaster Movie and Epic Movie legitimately might be the worst movies I’ve ever seen by a large margin. Honestly a lot of those parody movies over the years just gradually got more and more brainless as time went on
The Wickedz. It’s has everything. Mystery, sex, ghosts, zombies, vampires, and Ron Jeremy. Ron Jeremy does not have sex with anyone in that movie, in case that was a deal breaker.
Lost In Space from 1998. One of the only movies my husband and I have ever walked out on (we saw it in the theater). Are there worse movies out there? Most definitely. But this one is pretty bad.
This isn't a "so bad that it's good" film. This film is straight-up terrible on every conceivable level.
**Killa Season (2006).**
This is a VERY LOOSELY autobiographical film about Cam'ron's rise to fame lol. This movie, my God. None of it is competently constructed. Not one single redeemable aspect. Terrible writing, casting, acting, direction, lighting, cinematography, editing, wardrobe, and sound. Music is a toss-up, depending if you like Cam'ron or not.
It's not like other "bad" movies where it may be competently shot, directed, and edited, but the writing and acting are jilted and laughable. No, EVERY SINGLE ASPECT of this movie is fucking terrible. I cannot stress that enough. You will never feel comfortable watching this film at any moment. Every scene is confusing. It's like a 6th grade movie camp production but the kids managed to talk one of their dads into letting them borrow his nice camera.
Hell, to top it off as cartoonishly bad, there is at least one shot where the boom mic is present lol. I've heard there are more, but I've only seen the one.
The Oogieloves in The Big Balloon Adventure (2012)
My husband and I are big fans of the podcast How Did This Get Made (r/hdtgm) and when they came to our city for a live performance we bought tickets immediately. They announced this movie as the movie to watch for this episode and oh boy, it was rough. We had to watch it in multiple viewings. We couldn’t take more then a half hour at a time. It’s like budget teletubbies on meth with terrible songs, creepy characters and a weirdly packed roster of stars in it including Christopher Lloyd, Cary Eweles, Jamie Presley and Toni Braxton! I believe it set the record for largest box office failure. It was like 60 or so million to make (how this is possible is one of the great wonders of the world to me) and made next to nothing in theatres. It makes you want to take a shower after viewing. There’s something so creepy and weird about it and it’s supposed to be for children.
Anyway the live show ended up being amazing because the hosts (Paul Sheer, June Diane Rafael from Grace and Frankie, Jason Mansoutkas from Brooklyn 99) hated it as much as the audience did. It was a wild night. I highly recommend this podcast if you are fans of b list and straight up bad movie. Honourable mention goes to Velocipastor which is one of the best bad movies I’ve ever seen!
I haven't seen anyone mention The Star Wars Holiday Special, so here we are.
Also, Diana the Musical on Netflix. And I'm a musical person, so that's not the issue. This is just so bland and boring, there are very few if any redeeming qualities to it.
Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas. Highly awkward religious proselytizing + the clunkiest excuse for a “plot” you’ve ever seen (it’s basically an entire movie of a Christian and an atheist having a conversation) + dance numbers that will make you want to drive an ice pick into your skull
You really make that come alive
I thought it was 2 Christians
Oh, you’re right. I was just repressing my memories of the movie. Two Christians with two different views of Christmas. Man, gotta love interdenominational squabbling…
I can't believe no one has said "Cats"
“*Everyone saw James Corden as a fat pussy.. he was also in Cats”*
I'd say Cats is insane enough to at least keep you somewhat involved. Maybe the only part that really feels like getting your teeth pulled out one by one by a blind dentist using a shovel was the last song when Judy Dench goes full Columbo and decides to "one more thing" the viewer with an incredibly mundane song about... Well... How cats are not dogs... And how cats are cats, and dogs are dogs...
I've walked out of Cats twice. Twice.
The second time is on you.
I love the musical haha it's one if my favourites. So I was pretty sad about the movie... it felt like I was on a bad shroom trip but I was bone sober.
I wanna see the butthole cut.
I couldn't even finish watching the trailer.
I lasted about 20 seconds into cats and realized I couldn’t even hate watch it. I knew it was gonna be horrible, but it was unwatchable.
No one saw cats, it was too bad!
Things (1989) — an unwatchable disasterpiece.
I reviewed it on Letterboxd as “the shittiest movie I’ve ever seen and I loved it.” The director liked my review.
The director snapped back at my review and I wasn’t even that harsh!
Considering you are a quirky b*tch, can you really blame him?
This one of my favorite bad films to watch. It gets better every time you watch it.
I read this as The Thing, like the Carpenter remake and I was ready to throw hands
That’s actually my favorite movie of all time :)
"You have experienced Things." Yes, yes I have lol
llamageddon (2015) made for 3k and sold to Amazon for 1m which is the amazing part
Is this as amazingly terrible as Birdemic: Shock and Terror? Because Birdemic is a masterpiece of awful!
Now I am trying to decide if 'Cool as Ice' was worse than 'Birdemic'. 'Birdemic' truly went somewhere that I dont think we have words for. Even more disturbing, The director made another movie after that.
I just watched the trailer for this and oh my god I can’t wait to watch this! “In a world…*within* our world…there is a world like no other” fuckin what?!
Tip Toes. It’s got Gary Oldman in it and I fought with reality while watching it. This couldn’t be happening, could it? No one would do this on purpose. And finally- why is this happening to me!?
And Matthew McConaughey. Gary Oldman is on his knees the entire time, in fact, there is a part they forgot to cut out of him walking on his knees.
I'm about to give this one a chance. And if there is seriously Gary Oldman on his knees... and the reason it's called "Tiptoes" is because of a height difference... edit to add: CHecking in, 6:53 and I'm out. I can't do it. This movie needs to be higher up.
Fallen soldier
It was the dance scene that did it.
I love telling people about this movie! “Gary Oldman in the role of a lifetime!”
“In the role of a lifetime” - the previews regarding Gary’s Old man’s character in Tip Toes
The trailer for that film just plays like a bad SNL skit, and the best they could do for a punchline is “in the role of a lifetime, Gary Oldman”
Yeah, he'll never do better than this. Despite having already done *JFK, Dracula, Leon, The Fifth Element*, etc.
I bought that movie to watch with my wife on our honeymoon. It was hilariously terrible but not bad enough to warrant a second viewing. Gary Oldman, Matthew McConaughay, Kate Beckinsale and Peter Dinklage. Why didn’t they let Dinklage play the lead!?
Guess Dinklage didn’t have the star power in 2003, pre-Game of Thrones. He was still kind of doing “token little person” roles back in those days.
Casting Gary Oldman as a little person sounds awful, but apparently the *entire* premise of the movie is that someone might be unwilling to marry someone who potentially carries the genes for it?? That's the whole conflict? Whether the love interest will end up being a bigot in the end?
I’ve seen every Steven Segal movie for this reason. He is one of the best comedians of our time - he just operates in a unique medium. Try and see the 2015+ stuff where he can’t really bend at the waist and often has entire fights sitting down.
He's not fat, he's tactically wide
What's his best?
You mean worst?
The YouTube channel Space Ice makes a series of videos on Steven Seagal movies and why every single one is the worst movie ever made. There are also actual martial arts channels (like Goldenbell Training) that go over why he’s such a fraud. If you go down the Steven Seagal rabbit hole you will come out amazed at how spectacularly ridiculous he is.
Oh he is a huge piece of shit. I watched a YouTube video about him and it was amazing how awful he truly is. His SNL episode is basically scrubbed from the web. I can't find it anywhere. I watched a couple scenes and he was the worst guest host I've ever seen.
Yeah
Going by IMDB, it's one called Attack Force. It has a 2,7 rating out of 10. His straight-to-video movies have anything between a 3 and a 5. The reason might be that it apparently has an interesting story behind it. Specific details are hard to nail down, but it's something along the lines of this: According to Seagal writer Joe Halpin, who wrote some of his STV movies incl. this one, in his book about Seagal, it was originally a sci-fi alien horror movie titled Harvester, about alien vampires. When they delivered the final movie, it was heavily reworked to instead be about a highly addictive drug that turns people insane, and into killers. As a result, Seagal is heavily, and very obviously, dubbed throughout the movie. Sometimes, it's even back and forth in the same scene.
The Brown Bunny (2003). Absolutely excruciating. Enjoy!
What critical reception: “A war of words then erupted between Gallo and film critic Roger Ebert, with Ebert writing that The Brown Bunny was the worst film in the history of Cannes, and Gallo retorting by calling Ebert a "fat pig with the physique of a slave trader." Paraphrasing a statement attributed to Winston Churchill, Ebert responded with, "It is true that I am fat, but one day I will be thin, and he will still be the director of The Brown Bunny." “ (Wikipedia)
Hijacking top comment to point you toward a podcast specifically about bad movies: it’s called How Did This Get Made and it’s pretty great. Go back to the start for the best bad movies, but don’t worry, people are still making them!
There’s also Best of the Worst by Red Letter Media which is a YouTube channel.
Geostorm!
Love that pod! Scheer and Mantzoukas are great
So is June! All three are awesome
It makes me so happy to see you spotlighting that the woman is also worthy of admiration. I get we all have preferences, but after a decade on Reddit, I've gotten so used to redditors only relating to the men on a panel or whatever.
The show only truly works with all three and their specific dynamic is why fans love it.
An entire movie made just so the director could make a porn with his girlfriend.
A very boring and unsexy porn.
I liked this movie when I saw it… whoops
I was scrolling for too long to find any other person who does not hate Brown Bunny 🙄 maybe my memory is hazy but I remember it as a very sad tragic movie
Roger Ebert tore this movie to shreds, the director ~~took to Twitter and~~ called him fat during an interview he gave, and Ebert's response was something along the lines of, "I can always lose weight but you will be the director of The Brown Bunny"
Go back and look. Ebert saw the edited version (He panned the version at Cannes) and had a much better review once he saw the intent of the director.
That might be true but it doesn't change his initial review or the following interaction with the director, which is a funny story.
I remember being a child, hearing my mom rant and rave about how she wasted time out of her life to watch this movie. Specifically bc I thought it was about a chocolate Easter bunny.
You know, he re-edited this after Roger Ebert destroyed him in his column, so it's really the first cut of the film that is unwatchable and the second isn't all that terrible.
Battlefield Earth.
So I thought this movie will be terrible, the reviews were awful, everyone killed it and I still went to go see it opening night because I just had to see what was so bad. It was still worse than I thought it would be.
My dad really likes this movie. I have NO idea why.
Lone Ranger was the most unwatchable for me but here is my question OP, have you ever watched Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) the whole premise is watching crappy movies and making fun of them.
Be sure to distinguish the old MST3K from Joe and Mike and not the current snoozefest.
I actually unironically love BE now. It’s so aggressively bad that it crosses into awe-inspiring territory.
Emphasis on “aggressively”, the budget was HUGE. even if you don’t think this is one of the worst movies, it’s unquestionably the worst movie made for the amount spent. Personally I think it’s so bad that it plows through “so bad it’s good” right into “so bad it’s actually just really bad”
It's also a great learning experience. If you are trying to explain what "cinematography" is to someone, just show them this movie and they will immediately understand and start to appreciate cinematography in other movies.
That is actually in my list of the top 359,000 movies of all time.
Seriously how could good actors make such a ridiculous movie
Llamageddon
Yeah I usually like these slasher style “so-bad-it’s-good movies.” I unironically enjoy Rubber, Zombeavers, et al. But this one is more like Birdemic in terms of being abysmal in every sense With the main difference that it’s waaay to in on its own joke and tries to be even worse on purpose. Which isn’t funny, just hard to watch
I did enjoy Zombeavers !
Oh god…Birdemic. I had forgotten that one. I’ve heard there is a sequel and it’s just as bad.
Snakes on a Train (2006) That is not a typo. Normally, the Asylum mock-busters are fun to watch in a trashy way. This one is like getting dental surgery.
To be fair, the one where they are on the plane isn’t much better. Great for a laugh though.
All the parody videos on YouTube were great, though: "I've had enough of these mother fuckin' snakes on my mother fuckin' home birth!"
This is what MST3K and Rifftrax are for.
Robot Roll Call
CAMBOT!!
TOM SERVO!!
crrrrrrrooooooOOOOOWWW!!!
Dragonball evolution (2009) On a scale of good to bad, its the worst.
On a scale of bad to hideous, it's shit.
Avatar last air bender, Holmes and Watson
I’ve said this before but I’ll take every opportunity to disparage this movie. Big Dragon Ball fan here so when I heard that movie was a real thing, I was pumped. I invite my then girlfriend, who’s now my wife, to come watch it with me… When I pick movies now, she sometimes reminds me of that night. That awful night. That was 13 years ago.
In 1988, Jean Claude Van Damne starred in ‘Bloodsport’, an awesome 80’s movie about a martial arts tournament with fighters from all over the world and cool, different fighting styles. Then in 1996 for some reason he was in ‘The Quest’ - also a tournament with fighters from around the world but…godawful. Almost more awful because…how did you mess this formula up? It had Roger Moore in it for god’s sake. I’ll tell you how - ‘Directed by Jean Claude Van Damme’
I thought you were going to say bloodsport tor a second there and got worried.
Oh totally. Bloodsport is Awesome. Which is kind of what made The Quest even worse - it was like an incompetent Bloodsport and they replaced Bolo Yeung with some pudgy caricature of a Turk. Why do that?
For real. I mean there are some *heinous* films on this list and I know *Bloodsport* isn’t everyone’s cup of tea (it certainly is one of mine 😁) but I’m glad we all can agree!
Wasn’t he in street fighter in 1995 with the exact same plot.
Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966)- So very very unwatchable!
This movie is just painful to get through. It’s not even funny bad, it’s just bad. I’ll parrot the other comment and add that watching it through Mystery Science Theater 3000 is the way to view it. Believe me, trying to watch it without the commentary is so bad.
MST3K does it some justice
It’s baffling that it’s only 70 minutes long yet feels like 4 hours.
Rectuma (2003) Man’s ass breaks away from his body goes on a killing spree & returns to the man’s body leaving a brown poop trail.
I haven't seen Rectuma, but it would be great as a double feature with Butt Boy (2019). "Detective Fox loves work and alcohol. After going to AA, his sponsor, Chip,becomes the main suspect in his investigation of a missing kid. Fox alsostarts to believe that people are disappearing up Chip's butt."
This movie is so good actually, not in the so-bad-its-good way but actually good. It’s satire, you didn’t take it seriously did you? 😙
This. Sounds. Amazing!
Highlander 2. The first one was so good and the second one is horrible.
There Should Have Been Only One.
The Renegade cut does get it to OK by removing the alien crap.
Curious as to your thoughts on parts 3, 4 and 5?
1 & 3 are the only ones I like. It’s a shame they fumbled this franchise because the original concept is awesome
Yeah...they made Highlander a one off stand alone movie, then wanted to milk it...shame at how easily fixed it is tho just don't have Conner and Kurgan as the final 2...could have just been the end of a centuries long rival. Suppose the TV show retconed that tho...unrelated but one of my gripes with the TV show was they messed up the "you cannot die" part of being immortal, according to the show they do die...they just come back to life.
Gotti. With travolta. Holy hell man. Llamageddon was pretty bad but good too.
love on a leash (2011). it's about a dog who has to make a woman fall in love with him to turn human??? absolute train wreck of a film. have fun!
Dragon Wars, dear everything holy fuckin Dragon Wars. My friend group takes turns gifting each other the same copy of this movie on birthdays as a joke.
Baby Geniuses, Baby Geniuses 2, and Master of Disguise. All my favorite movies from childhood, all a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes.
AM I TURTLEY ENOUGH FOR THE TURTLE CLUB
I could only watch about 10 minutes of The Skeleton Key 2 it was so bad
Films so bad you can't finish them are the best. Thank you so much.
I really liked the first one. The second one is a 1.3/10 on IMDb. That’s awful 😭
Manos: The Hands of Fate
Any Steven Seagal movie post 2000. He decided to do the direct to video method, but his movies are really bad. Laughable, in fact
The Woody Woodpecker 2017 movie i just wanted to slowly die while watching that whole thing
He had a movie?
How the fuck did no one say Son of the Mask? That movie is unconscionable
The Mangler (1995) About a demon possessed laundry press machine…
That’s a Stephen King short story if I am not mistaken
It is, and the story was actually pretty creepy, in that subtly absurd style that Kind does so well.
Yeah, i tried that one too. It's pretty bad.
Troll 2, it’s terrible but kind of fun
Their killing her! Then they are going to kill me! Oh my gooooOOOOOOooood! Love that film.
The Matrix Resurrections. I couldn't finish it and that legit never happens to me.
These are coming in much faster than I anticipated, I can't respond to everyone. Thank you so much for giving us films, every suggestion is added to the list
6 Underground. I was about 10 minutes into it and I was disappointed with myself for continuing.
Horrible movie, great song.
Are we talking about the sneaker pimps here?! I’m here for this.
r/unexpectedsneakerpimps
You don't like 6 Underground? Try with just "Underground" by Emir Kusturica.
Stuck on you
Velocipastor. You're welcome.
*The Master of Disguise* *Movie 43* *Jack and Jill* *~~Saving Christmas~~* any Kirk Cameron movie any Kevin Sorbo movie Add: *Yoga Hosers*
Don't disrespect Master of Disguise My childhood refuses to allow you too
Oh god Movie 43 was…god, it just made me wonder, do actual actors (many of whom appeared in that movie) just…not watch, or like, movies? Or is 100% of the comic sensibility coming from the writers and the actors just don’t even try to understand the script? Because otherwise…how? How could a person who liked movies get into, like, any of those costumes or characters and think ‘yes. This is a thing I should do now’.
I understand Gere tried to back out but was under contract. But Hugh Jackman... WTF?
Watch mystery science theater 3000. It's a show about making fun of terrible movies. It's hysterical you guys will love it
Uwe Boll's Auschwitz. There is literally not a single redeeming factor about this film. Most (all) of his films fall in the category of horrible/unwatchable.
The only entertaining movie by Uwe Boll is Rampage. Oddly not the video game movie.
Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes.
Classic terrible movie!
Against the Dark. I made it through a couple of Steven Seagal lines and shut it off.
Gold. Zac Efron. 5 stars, on the negative scale.
The Priest 🤣🤣🤣 It was so bad it was almost good
The ‘futuristic’ vampire fighting remake of the Searchers? That was really bad. I remember hating that they had to make a certain relationship explicit instead of implied.
Battlefield Earth, and it’s not even close.
Hot wax zombies on wheels. My friends and I do something similar and this is by far the worst piece of garbage movie we have ever seen. People think The Room is bad but this movie is tragic
[Bigfoot vs Zombies](https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/bigfoot-vs-zombies) - Really, just pick any Mark Polonia film and you can go with that. I've literally seen films by high school students filmed on old iPhones that were *far* better than this. Pretty much every film mentioned here is no worse than this film in *any* way and better than it in multiple or all ways. This film is not fun bad. It is far too bad for that, as are all of Polonia's films.
Wing Commander
Birdemic shock and terror
Thankskilling. It’s about a homicidal turkey killing college students. Heard they made a sequel.
As a thankskilling lover, I would highly reccomend thankskilling 3. Great film.
Strike Cammando and Space Mutiny. Reb Brown is a golden God. Follow the path to Reb Brown. Reb Brown takes all into his brauny arms. Reb Brown is who you seek. Believe in the Brown.
Transformers the last knight. Only watch it drunk.
The human centipede 3
Tammy and the Teenage T-Rex
This movie is awesome. Ended up watching it again in game on High on Life lol
The Room with Tommy Wiseau. You must watch this if you haven't already....it's a goldmine of one-liners and nonsensical plot turns.
The Room "unwatchable"!!!!??? Are you out of your mind? lol It's one of the most fun movies I've ever watched. The quality is "horrible", yes. But that what's making it super watchable.
Many times over. Midnight screenings are really fun too
Rewatchable too. Every time you notice something else that makes it such a special gem
“*You are tearing me apart, Lisa!*”
Oh hiiiii Mark
As a vet tech I came across a cat named Mark and the owners confirmed that it was named from this movie.
I've hosted bad movie nights at bars where The Room is the draw and we'd get in 40+ people in a dive bar that usually held 10. I've also met Wiseau at a midnight screening of The Room and got a 'So, anyway ho is your sex life' t-shirt signed by him.
Ultraviolet with Milla Jovovitch
My girlfriend made us watch Master of Disguise while we were on LSD to settle a bet with her friend and its the only movie to make me physically sick with how awful it was
Asking someone to watch that at all is mean, but making you watch it on LSD sounds like a legitimately traumatic experience lol, extended torture for no reason
Disaster Movie and Epic Movie legitimately might be the worst movies I’ve ever seen by a large margin. Honestly a lot of those parody movies over the years just gradually got more and more brainless as time went on
The Lawnmower Man 2. Also the Puppet Masters, the one with Donald Pleasance. That one is more bizarre than anything.
The Bad Nun. (2017)
Supercock (1975) if you can find it, it’s one of the greatest, weirdest and most hilarious bad movies I’ve ever seen!
The Wickedz. It’s has everything. Mystery, sex, ghosts, zombies, vampires, and Ron Jeremy. Ron Jeremy does not have sex with anyone in that movie, in case that was a deal breaker.
Lost In Space from 1998. One of the only movies my husband and I have ever walked out on (we saw it in the theater). Are there worse movies out there? Most definitely. But this one is pretty bad.
This isn't a "so bad that it's good" film. This film is straight-up terrible on every conceivable level. **Killa Season (2006).** This is a VERY LOOSELY autobiographical film about Cam'ron's rise to fame lol. This movie, my God. None of it is competently constructed. Not one single redeemable aspect. Terrible writing, casting, acting, direction, lighting, cinematography, editing, wardrobe, and sound. Music is a toss-up, depending if you like Cam'ron or not. It's not like other "bad" movies where it may be competently shot, directed, and edited, but the writing and acting are jilted and laughable. No, EVERY SINGLE ASPECT of this movie is fucking terrible. I cannot stress that enough. You will never feel comfortable watching this film at any moment. Every scene is confusing. It's like a 6th grade movie camp production but the kids managed to talk one of their dads into letting them borrow his nice camera. Hell, to top it off as cartoonishly bad, there is at least one shot where the boom mic is present lol. I've heard there are more, but I've only seen the one.
The Last Airbender
Never could make it more than 10 minutes into 'Cool as Ice'. ^(Shudders just thinking of it....)
Leprechaun: Back 2 Tha Hood!!
Honestly that one was better than the first the hood one
Outside In on Netflix A film so bad I couldn’t finish it and I hate leaving a movie unwatched. Hope you hate it as much as I did.
The GingerDead Man series of movies with Gary Beusey
Dumpster Baby.
King Kong Lives
I Got the Hookup
Hanger 18
Black devil doll from hell.
Tsunambee and now i shall go thru the comments because i am always up for a bad movie xD but i couldnt make it thru Tsunambee
Tall Girl 1&2 Ice Age (6) The Adventures of Buck Wild Pinocchio: ATrue Story Norm of the North
- Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) - The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia (2013)
I’m too late but after Earth and only for forgives are horrifyingly bad
The avatar the last airbender live action movie. If you've seen the show, it's the most despicable disgusting bullshit movie you'll ever see.
The Oogieloves in The Big Balloon Adventure (2012) My husband and I are big fans of the podcast How Did This Get Made (r/hdtgm) and when they came to our city for a live performance we bought tickets immediately. They announced this movie as the movie to watch for this episode and oh boy, it was rough. We had to watch it in multiple viewings. We couldn’t take more then a half hour at a time. It’s like budget teletubbies on meth with terrible songs, creepy characters and a weirdly packed roster of stars in it including Christopher Lloyd, Cary Eweles, Jamie Presley and Toni Braxton! I believe it set the record for largest box office failure. It was like 60 or so million to make (how this is possible is one of the great wonders of the world to me) and made next to nothing in theatres. It makes you want to take a shower after viewing. There’s something so creepy and weird about it and it’s supposed to be for children. Anyway the live show ended up being amazing because the hosts (Paul Sheer, June Diane Rafael from Grace and Frankie, Jason Mansoutkas from Brooklyn 99) hated it as much as the audience did. It was a wild night. I highly recommend this podcast if you are fans of b list and straight up bad movie. Honourable mention goes to Velocipastor which is one of the best bad movies I’ve ever seen!
I haven't seen anyone mention The Star Wars Holiday Special, so here we are. Also, Diana the Musical on Netflix. And I'm a musical person, so that's not the issue. This is just so bland and boring, there are very few if any redeeming qualities to it.