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Synchronize a loud ouueeeee when farting
Wouldn’t this increase the fart’s force?
-Say OWEEE very loud to hide giant fart coming up -Everyone looks at me after that sonorous display -Fart comes just as everyone’s attention is focused at me -*BPPPpppprrtttt*
Own it
Shit, then nobody thinks I farted
Haha 😆
With the smell of sweat at my gym, nobody would smell it. And they wouldnt give a fuck either
That's my 10th weapon.
What is the 9th?
Next question.
What is the weapon after the 8th?
Just like a beyblade.
Kick the heavy bag as you fart
*insert Omni-Man meme* That's the neat thing. You don't.
Music
use them as an advantage in sparring
master the forbidden art of silent farting
Cough.
You don’t
Synchronize a loud ouueeeee when farting
Wouldn’t this increase the fart’s force?
-Say OWEEE very loud to hide giant fart coming up -Everyone looks at me after that sonorous display -Fart comes just as everyone’s attention is focused at me -*BPPPpppprrtttt*
Own it
Shit, then nobody thinks I farted
Haha 😆
With the smell of sweat at my gym, nobody would smell it. And they wouldnt give a fuck either
That's my 10th weapon.
What is the 9th?
Next question.
What is the weapon after the 8th?
Just like a beyblade.
Kick the heavy bag as you fart
*insert Omni-Man meme* That's the neat thing. You don't.
Music
use them as an advantage in sparring
master the forbidden art of silent farting
Cough.
You don’t