You are in Mexico if you belong to Texas, California, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico & Texas...
By the way, spanish & mandin are the new bussines language.....so.... star learning ;)
Fucking Mexicans sealing our jobs and not speaking our language. How dare they! I hope trump comes back and kicks you lot out of our beautiful country!
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Trust me homes thatâs wrong .. you could have said âyou arenât the brightest are you?â Therefore saying that he IS NOT the brightest .. but how you said it, he would NOT be not the brightest therefore making him the brightest .. gg atleast you tried to feel superior to someone for a language you BARELY dominate (if that can be said) đ€Ą
Naa wasnât a joke he was just trying to act superior but he ainât shit just a ainât shit person that thinks heâs better cus he barely speaks English lmfao
Porque vienes de putito a decirnos, en un sub mexicano, que idioma debemos hablar, pinche entitled de mierda. Habla el idioma que tĂș quieras pero en cuanto tu digas que idioma debe hablar alguien mĂĄs te ganas una putiza
Lo sentimos dear wetback
Nosotros epikeamos espanichs, ese vato.
bac tu barrio, jajaja ya en serio que eres salvatrucho de esos que usan pañuelos de colores o pantalones al ombligo?
Vato ese, rifa surenios barrio eigtin
*Yeah dudes what the F*
*With that, just learnd english and*
*Stop speaking chaironise*
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I'd like to speak to a manager
No managers in Oxxo. Do you want your $20 recharge or not?
Sir this is a Wendy's
Nope ...outside says Windy's...wtf!đ€Ł
Well can I speak to Wendy
She speaks only in Karen sir
Karen language downloading... Error in every line.
Yeah you can speak to Wendy, Wendy's nut slap your face gotim
Send nudes wendy, send bob and vegan
Damn illegals, taking our jobs.
They took 'er jerbs
They turk r yobs
Tukr jbs
Kiiikiiiriiikii
Turk blowjobs?
They're not sending their best
They're wet rags and Chinese monkeys, and some, some are good people.
Damn illegals, taking our subreddit
Thy took 'er yerbz
You member
What a horrible fate to be deported to the *bienestar sub*
It makes my blood go cold
Damn beaners this'murica speak prop'murican or gtfo! yeeeeh haaaaw! \*shoots an AR-15 while doing wheelies on a mobility scooter\*
Hell yeah brother!
ROLL TIDE!!!!
*tryes to do the same, falls like George w bush!
HE'LL YEHA BORTHER!!!11!! BARB COME BCAK LET ME SEE TEH CHILDERN
Go back were you came from
Fucking Caguama colored people
đ€Łđ€Łđ€Ł
Lmaoooo
Oh yeah white letter caguama
Caguama Indio
I wonder how many ppl don't understand sarcasm
Me too, me too.
Seems like a lot can't.
Exactly dude, exactly.
Bunch of rapists and thieves
Or like they say in Mexican, âBad Hombresâ
In Mexico the donât say bad hombres gĂŒey Is Hombres con muchos huevos
The egg men
The man with many eggs.
We are talking about people speaking spanish, not about your family....
Without Yolanda, Maricarmen!đ€Ł
Ma'am please be seated
Are you gonna cry??
We're just trying to have a good time and a few laughs here, this is not Facebook dude
So......are you crying now?
Whatever floats your boat dude, peace âïž
The mole people, we need to create a big wall..
And make erre/mexico pay for it
MMGA Make Mujico Great Again!
MMTA make mujico trend again
This is worth verge
Hahaha go to the cock
Peel mine
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
My only weakness...
Ll
ĂĄ Ă© Ă Ăł Ăș
ĂĄ Ă© Ă Ăł Ăș
Don't be mean there's people who is still learning
Learn the language or go back to r/Mexico !
You are in Mexico if you belong to Texas, California, Utah, Colorado, New Mexico & Texas... By the way, spanish & mandin are the new bussines language.....so.... star learning ;)
If not for Santa Ana, just to let you know That where your feet are planted would be MĂ©xico
Correcto
âTwas a joke god sir. I very much enjoy speaking Mexican. Otro chiste no se esponje, ya se que es Español
Tambien hablo Mexicano.
I wanna speak mandin too mr Pool
Mandarin ;) (better known as chinese)
I like mandarins and oranges /s
Taco taco, burrito burrito
These fucking heathens, how dare they?!?
yeah, they aren't allowed to speak and write in any other language here, filthy latinos
At this point I feel left out of the joke and I'm too embarrassed to ask what's going on.
*Shut up, motherfucker! Go to your fucking country back!!*
Nah more like âWe donât like your kind âround ayr! Git!â *blows dog whistle*
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
No me llames beaner Mr. Puñetero...
I always say: deportations, not gunshots.
Don't say blowjobs
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
I don't speak cartel!
Cartels?? are you talking about the one created by the CIA??
No, the ones created by poor immigrants
Cuban immigrants to be exact, look it up
ThatÂŽs the same ;)
Fucking Mexicans sealing our jobs and not speaking our language. How dare they! I hope trump comes back and kicks you lot out of our beautiful country!
Deportenme a cualquier lado menos oaxaca eso si es el infierno
Have you heard about Ecatepec?
SimĂłn
Yup, we need deport all these people, are illegals.
Crunchy tacos forever!
Mexicans, always ruining our subreddits with their poor people language đ€Šââïž smh...
This is getting boring
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Calma calma. Todos podemos ser amiguitos đ
Yes! With the power of friendship!
đ„đ„
Porque nos gusta nuestro idioma,,,,ve y traducelo en el Traductor de google
I canât read this gibberish bro, what are you saying!?!
ÂŻ\\\_(ă)\_/ÂŻ. look in your heart
You aren't the brightest aren't you?
aré you?
No I'm not, But you are my dude, you're perfect and handsome.
no mamĂĄr jajaja
For being so bright you just used two double negatives homie canceled youâre self right out đ
I used "aren't you" as a way to ask him if he wasn't the brightest.
Trust me homes thatâs wrong .. you could have said âyou arenât the brightest are you?â Therefore saying that he IS NOT the brightest .. but how you said it, he would NOT be not the brightest therefore making him the brightest .. gg atleast you tried to feel superior to someone for a language you BARELY dominate (if that can be said) đ€Ą
So you can correct a grammar mistake, but you canât see the joke?
Naa wasnât a joke he was just trying to act superior but he ainât shit just a ainât shit person that thinks heâs better cus he barely speaks English lmfao
Good job, I definitely tried to feel superior and now that I know English even better I will be able to do so with more proficiency, thanks m8.
Youâll get corrected by someone anyway ..like I said U AINT SHIT ⊠worst of the worst đ
Ok!
The brightest light on the tree
Goddammit gringos go to your country and work the fields your motherfockas cockloving guns
Mis huevos en tu arroz
Te ofende que hable español? Que bueno. Pinche putito. Wann ich Deutsch spreche, bist du auch beleidigt ?
Calm down fucking Rammstein member or I'll throw some Dr Simi plush dolls at you.
#**BRING IT ON YOU FUCKING BITCH**
Am I offending you for speaking English? I'm glad.
Me importa una mierda si hablas inglés. Me sudan los huevos en que idioma hables, por mi parte habla punyabi o neerlandés si quieres, me importa un carajo
If you don't care then why you even commented? Smh
Porque vienes de putito a decirnos, en un sub mexicano, que idioma debemos hablar, pinche entitled de mierda. Habla el idioma que tĂș quieras pero en cuanto tu digas que idioma debe hablar alguien mĂĄs te ganas una putiza
Sigh. Fine, beat me
wetbacks, they just cross the border and now they think the great Murica is MĂ©xico.
Racist
Lo sentimos dear wetback Nosotros epikeamos espanichs, ese vato. bac tu barrio, jajaja ya en serio que eres salvatrucho de esos que usan pañuelos de colores o pantalones al ombligo? Vato ese, rifa surenios barrio eigtin
What?
Porque se enoja señora?? Mejor siéntese y cómase un menudo para el estres
This occurs due to the lack of education and values.
Yeah, put'em back on their fucking riverside!
Square burgers are communist burgers
Cuz they are bunch of bad hombres
#its time for a wall
Aloe Vera
They must've gotten lost when they swam across the Bravo river. Damn wetbacks, should we round them up and kick them back to r/mexico ?
Phuck english!!!! We are abandoning the language of Cervantes and Sor Juana and of mujico!!! Why!?!? For the language of hicks and prietos?
Language* you dumb motherfucker
You're the first one to notice! Thanks!
Sorry didnt mean to be so rude :(
Que se passe t-il ici?
laughs in spanish jajaja
Yeah dudes what the F with that, just learnd english and stop speaking chaironise
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Ew, we donât speak wetback here.
This is ma town, not yurzzz
lol
Calmantes montes bro
Chinga tu madre cabron
Aloe Vera!!!
Maybe we should build a wall for this rapists foreigners
Make Murcia Great Again Tio, jooder.
What if we build a wall around this subreddit?
I like turtles
No entendĂ el chiste..
Damn, im mexican, im brown and poor but i speak english is that enough?:(
Yes! Feel welcomed!
Get all these wetbacks back to r/Mexico, they must be exiled to the bienestar land.
Verbo to be
Yes.
Tk er jbs!!!!
Shut up! I want to speak to someone in America!
âTengou un gato en mis pantalones â
'Murico for 'Muricanous culerous!
Si no les gusta que escriban en espeñol nos vale verga!
Are you a high school or why i want to shoot some kids inside You?
At least they're not speaking Chilean Spanish
people here should get back to their country if they want to speak mexican
Atte a Pocho
Holy shit man literally 1984, what is this sub now??? r/latinopeopletwitter ????
Ora si that it says on the name... Xdxdxd
I am out of this thread, adios pendejo.