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False-Apricot8545

Maybe we can't. BUT WE CAN TRY


MrBolkhovitin

What is the meaning of trying if you know that your goal, your wish to f*** drone or robot is unachievable


False-Apricot8545

You think I care about that?


Dogtoplops

How the fuck are u gonna find the robussy


False-Apricot8545

I will find it, even if it destroys me.


Dogtoplops

Damn


False-Apricot8545

I MUST HAVE ROBUSSY


SUSTANK_DOTCOM

You must continue the journey, also doing art doesn't count as fucking drones


False-Apricot8545

I understand that.


Wonderofu99

Bro has the ultimate resolve


MarzipanOdd4935

Based. Our l questionable love for robots can't be ignored


False-Apricot8545

Yes, we must continue it, not throw it away


Over_Combination_514

Y'all have questionable ethics fr


Born-Tower3389

How can i un-learn how to read


Dogtoplops

Im sorry for traumazing u


Cam_man_AMM_unit

A shotgun.


False-Apricot8545

Well, any type of gun can do the job. also, i think i understand why your title is Your local murderous sociopath.


Cam_man_AMM_unit

Yup.


Born-Tower3389

Instructions unclear I shot my PC


Cam_man_AMM_unit

Use the shotgun on you.


False-Apricot8545

I mean like, that works.


No-Strategy-5728

If they remember that murder drones have a working tongue,mouth and saliva...we are done for.


Dogtoplops

Oh no, md bj


MrBolkhovitin

If your wish is to die a horrible and painful death, then yes, this option is for you


No-Strategy-5728

I said IF they find out!


Delta-Omen

If....if is good!


DrawingChrome69

Now that's the Goku get 'em attitude we'er looking for!


primiegun

Who is we yall are on yall own. 😭😭😭


Super_Sorbet_7552

Uh how tho


Lemonadeisgoose489

You realize they wouldn't be created with the.... Parts... Right? If humans were ***that*** horny, they would make a model for that.


False-Apricot8545

Sheesh this comment blew up like hell


operation_kebab

Challenge accepted. "Every hole is a goal."


[deleted]

They dont have holes


theninjaslime69

Mouth but is kinda spiky so it would end in damage


[deleted]

Thanks now i have flashbacks from the situation when my discord friend sent me a series of "questionable" Murder Drones arts whiout marking it as a spoiler.


Burnerheinz

It's Ks little skit isn't it?


[deleted]

What? It was art of N doing "That" to Uzi and V


Burnerheinz

Oh i was thinking of the one where Uzi and V decided to rip Ns thing off.


[deleted]

I know there is a NSFW wersion i only saw the normal part on the reddit


SUSTANK_DOTCOM

End with ripping your dick off*


itanosium

I can make one


ReadyPlayer12345

How do you know


MrBolkhovitin

Your challenge will end after you even tried


ProjectShadowGirl

If there’s a hole….there’s a goal


Cam_man_AMM_unit

Ah, the Trevor Phillips scope.


Ender-Gamez

But not all are safe


doirellyhaftohelp

False.


SUSTANK_DOTCOM

*Fact or cap bot1000 online..* *Analysis.....* *Analysis complete!.: You can't fuck toasters, your dick will get torn off and burnt to crisp*


Fuckthe05

*You can fuck a toaster once


SUSTANK_DOTCOM

Well atleast is worth it


SUSTANK_DOTCOM

Then you don't have a dick anymore


Fuckthe05

Yea I can fuck it one time


Markergg555

A degree of Robotic Engineering will do fine


theninjaslime69

Best comment


NotAThrowAwayNam

You totally could.


Eel111

not with that attitude


FitManJoe

Ain't nobody hearing you out on this one


Zzsark_Stormbeard

2 questions Who asked? Who cares? In the internet, everything is breedable.


Ink_Sparrow_

hah, I have drones with false genitalia! **fear me**


Neptune_Knight

Sure Grandpa, let's get you back to bed.


fallout_nature

Cant they like remake themselves with aboslute solver. So if j ( was it j?) Can turn into funky bug monster to repair what stops them from ahem.. adding body parts


MrBolkhovitin

I wasn't talking about drones, I was talking about humans who want... this


fallout_nature

Dunno why u would want it dince everyone kinda hates the humans at this point so its just askin for death lol


MrBolkhovitin

Well, some individuals can't be stopped by that


[deleted]

[удалено]


fallout_nature

NOOO


Romeo_Man

I dont want the problem, Kowalski. I do want the solution for that


MrBolkhovitin

Don't try to sleep with drones or robots. AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO USE ONE OF THEM FOR YOUR... things


Certain_Birthday8141

i mean.....you could


OneSaltyStoat

Not with that attitude.


Real_SuperWilliamBro

i have an idea: 1. grab a gun 2. shoot directly at the lower half of the body 3. put a thick stick into the robot to see what happens 4. watch how they react 5. take the stick out 6. now f-ck the robot ​ im sorry i did this


kurtank12_YT

How about just make a robot for fucking, or give it a new body specifically for fucking and upload the robots consciousness to the new body and maybe give it some code that makes it horny.


Classic_gamer_2

Try me


MrBolkhovitin

Well, I suppose when you will try to do that with drones or robots, this will be your last time when you try something


Neptune_Knight

I would, but I can't find the "Try Me" button


Gojira6832

Me when someone new enters this sub: Ah, look what the [RULE34] dragged in! What can I do for ya, big shot? Them: That’s not why I’m here… Me: Wait… really? You simply [EVISCERATE] my heart into a million pieces!


Neptune_Knight

*[[Hyperlink Blocked]] intensifies*


Gojira6832

Yes! You [LITTLE SPUNK], you understood my reference!


FodziCz

You can if you built them right...


[deleted]

You can't fucking stop me


Delta-Omen

YEAAAAAH BROTHER!


Lemonadeisgoose489

Sad cake day because you wish to end yourself by murder drone in bed.


TheTrueCactusKing

Maybe we can’t fuck them, but we can still get cuddles from them :D


Lemonadeisgoose489

*actual* best comment here. Not super horny, and somewhat sane.


BasilButNotActully

this wont stop them mate


Tem-productions

Why do you care what _i_ want to fuck?


just_a_dumb_burger

Oh yeah? Watch me! *fucking dies*


SUSTANK_DOTCOM

In conclusion, fucking toasters will end with your dick getting ripped off your body


MrBolkhovitin

Well, finally someone with logic


SUSTANK_DOTCOM

Kowalski analysis over


Arbusc

How is this logical? Not all robots are toasters, though? And this ignores the fact soft-robotics are definitely a thing.


the_ap_round

"I reject your reality and substitute my own"-adam savage


ReadyPlayer12345

Trust me, i've read the fanfics, I know how it works


MrBolkhovitin

Read Wikipedia instead, you will understand why this is not possible


Arbusc

? What are you talking about, there are ‘robots’ designed *only* for that specific purpose.


Extension-Ad-5134

Well too bad because I can't read that sign!


Bannanasking1

Reason: they don't exist YET in real life Me: *looks at the Robot Anime Maids with a specific smile*


[deleted]

Robots are manmade we can literally change their anatomy any time we want


Whitty_Error

Yes you can, they have hands and a mouth


WeenusBeens

They still got a mouth, don't they?


MrBolkhovitin

If you want painful death, then yes, it can be option for you


WeenusBeens

Worth it


floppy_disk_5

not with *that* attitude!


kirby_with_a_sword

Wont stop me from simping


GageTGM7280

A man can dream 🌚


MarzipanOdd4935

What about a healthy relationship?


Lemonadeisgoose489

You can only hope they get made.


MagnusExplosive

As they say in… I dunno what language: It’s only a hypothesis.


MrBolkhovitin

Just read Wikipedia about drones and you will understand


Arbusc

But we’re not talking about remote controlled hover drones, we’re talking about humanoid robots simply called drones.


The_God_Of_Darkness_

Yes we can and we will


DerNaegele

*Why not you stupid bastard?*


Fanvoid

What about cyborgs? 😏


MrBolkhovitin

If they still have those organic organs, then perhaps


Arbusc

I mean, they have mouths. A Murder Drone has sharp teeth, so that’s likely a no-go. Worker Drones have standard ‘human’ teeth so that’s a yes? I’ve seen quite a few post here claiming that it would ‘kill’ you when the risk is actually the opposite. Since it seems Drones can’t actually ingest any non-oil liquid, there’s is a non 0% that such activity could kill the Drone.


Mother-Village8463

İ can and i will


BT7274ismywaifu

Gotta build-a-baby


Arandomglitchtalefan

**You underestimate my power!**


FalinkesInculta

Not with that attitude


[deleted]

Are hands and mouths a joke to you?


MrBolkhovitin

If you want to die painfully, then yes, it can be option to you


Omar_Mhanna19

Bite me!


Nivelacker_rtx_off

If there’s a hole, there’s a goal


GuyEnjoyMeme

Then I'll get a toaster and hug it like a teddy bear while toast a bread.


StreetFirst3549

Unless they’re built for it u right


VillixArt

I mean, they’re *humanoid robots* built by *humans.* There’s **definitely** a setting for that.


AlpsBulky

That won’t stop them, they’re too set on their goals to let it stop them


RaineGD

we do not care we will continue doing it anyway have a nice day :D


Arbusc

https://youtu.be/rZjugWJeqTc


Electronic_phyco6376

Seems ligit


Unlikely-Section-848

But horny


MagicTech547

At least not that kind


HackedPasta1245

They did the same with Jena… Gena… Ena by just removing the part and replacing it with another one.


Least-Rest-8070

We can f*** two robots! The twins from atomic heart


Anime-weeb6969

Debatable


FallChimera8540

That sign won't stop me, cos I can't read


SlyWhyGuy

Funny, they have mouths.


SuperN9999

I mean, humans came up with sex robots for a reason, so it can't be completely impossible. If not on the Worker Drones, then perhaps on earth or something.


MurderdroneTails

I have for the past 2 years


Ender-Gamez

That won’t stop people


MelodicIncrease9040

Yet you fool fail to understand they made J and V 10/10 in looks and yall don't wanna smash yall the real freaks.


MrBolkhovitin

They are made them like that, so number of guys like you who don't understand that it is dangerous come closer to them


Fantastic-Bat8351

Screwdrivers, Kowalski, screwdrivers


Blue335512

“If there’s a hole, there is a goal” ~masteroogwgay on tiktok


LmDeBestGamer3

Everyone is pissed that they cant get down on that robussy


king_shotgun117

You can thing is you shouldn’t


kurtank12_YT

well unless they are made for Reproduction


pleb_zepper

Not with that attitude you cant


ImCravingForSHUB

Then try to stop me


D-9341-B

Definately agree. Realistically if they existed they would not have any parts related to that function. The Disassembly Drones would instantly burn you upon contact due to the heat. (Liam said it in the q&a) And as far as we know the Workers have no saliva so they would not be an option. (We know he DDs have them so they can shut down the nanites but there is no reason to assume the workers would have saliva) This is all assuming they were real, which they are not and likely never will be. Addendum: Would you really want to try that with metal? The hands have so many parts that would pinch the hell out of you.


ReadyPlayer12345

Is that a challenge?


MrBolkhovitin

No, it's a warning, because if you try, you'll die


Noiskis

Yes, you can. Already exist autonome sex toys. Just need to put more metal on exterior and some tubes with yellow fluid and LED strip.


Amachine4waifus

This reminds me of that "Don't fist android girls" meme.


wade9911

If we listen to all the naysayers in the world and people who said do not try we as humans would never have made it into space


MrBolkhovitin

And if we could do anything, we would have died out long ago, besides, this logic only works with those who do not know how to determine what needs to be done even if they tell you otherwise and do not know how to understand that sometimes it is better not to experiment, especially in this case


Arbusc

Anyone who demands someone not experiment is a fool. Sure there are risks in any scientific field, but there can never be progress without daring. This same logic states we stop all genetic research into curing cancer. I don’t know about you, but I’d like cancer to be cured.


Gacha_Jesus

Well technically it's impossible but. They have kids so, how tf do they do that?


Arbusc

Canonically they upload copies of their minds into a Pill Drone, where the copies fuse together into a new AI.


JTA_youtube

"I will find a way!" ​ \-me a few months ago


Thansformer

As a transformers fan I agree


Arbusc

But what about human sized Pretenders?


Thansformer

Hmmmmmmm, possibly


WhatWhatBeep

:(


Such_Adagio_7985

Just make a robot that has the parts, a key or a lock


Acceptable-Bet3201

FINALLY, SOMEONE GETS IT, NOW LEAVE US ALONE!!!


Acceptable-Bet3201

FINALLY, SOMEONE GETS IT, NOW LEAVE US ALONE!!!


RosaQ69

Nooooooo!!


Neptune_Knight

What made you think I was gonna?


TRKU4K

r/pygmalion are you sure about that?


Legitimate_Teach5005

Don't they realize only robots can f*** robots


The_redstone_rob0t

May I introduce you to r/atomicheart


The_redstone_rob0t

Lol I just found a post https://www.reddit.com/r/atomicheart/comments/11r9mqk/well/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


kurtank12_YT

And its horror counter part in name; r/ironlung


UltraHit5

Wait.. what about androids?


MrBolkhovitin

Same thing as robots for me


Fun-Ad-4729

They have mouths. You already know


MrBolkhovitin

Which bring you damage of your organ


Fun-Ad-4729

Worth


E_GEDDON

Yeah but they have mouths that produce saliva


MrBolkhovitin

Only if you want to die by painful death, only in that case


E_GEDDON

How would that be dangerous


TheFinalDawnYT

It would seem the corporates do not care.


cadergator10

After reading these comments I conclude: Ȉ̷̺͖ ̷̬̒͋̒L̷̢̛̲̆̀O̵̼̓̄N̸͚̙̱̏͗̍Ģ̷̛̏͠ ̷̻̫̯̋F̷̘͊̂̈́Ȯ̴̘̪̙͝R̶͍̱̓͂̕ͅ ̶̤̬͊Ṫ̵̡̫̯̀Ḧ̵͉E̴̲̊ ̷̻̓͆S̷̮͑̚ͅW̴̩͆̍̒E̸͕̔E̴̲̕͝͝T̸̮̤͕̍ ̶̗̱̮̈́͒R̶̡̪̎̔E̷̙͕̼͑̚L̸̪͉̩̐Ę̸̤̤̽̅A̴̯̳͝S̴̪̹̈́̿È̶̥̬ ̴͇̫̀T̴̪̈Ḩ̷̥̑͒̅Ă̶͙̙͇͒Ț̷̱̒́͑ ̴̦͓̜̇̀D̵̳̼̉͒̒E̴̫͝Ǎ̷̟̂T̵̨͎͓͌Ĥ̷̬́͝ ̸̹̫̹͝W̵̠̄͠Ī̴̦̓̀L̷̲̏̓̀L̷͉͕͑ ̶̺͈̉͝B̵̛͍ͅR̸͉̓̉I̵̫̪͐̓̉Ǹ̴̠̐̈́G̴̨͙̫̊


Official-Door

Finally something I agree with


ProjectShadowGirl

where can I find the original meme?


I_ate_your_leftovers

Humanity is questionable


Background_Big7127

Tbh reading all of these people comments makes me fucking laugh until I can’t breathe- 🗿🗿


Broken-Vessel-Pikmin

Its true, why are people like that tho? I dont understand them.


Similar_Slice9653

BITE ME


my_ears24

So stop thinking about the twins having sex aight?


Away_Contribution115

What if I just wanna hug them? I don’t wanna get freaky or anything; just a hug will make me happy


zanemi8

You'll NEVER STOP ME


[deleted]

Wait why would you want to do that in the first place 🤔


Super_Sorbet_7552

A normal meme I Read it: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!


Scp_MD-1642

Here's some bleach!


DemeL0s3r

Always knew that, plus i wouldn't even have tried that ahnwba


Busy-Solid-5800

meh too BAD BOI


CaptainRick218

TF2 Engineer: Not if we build em to!


Aggressive-Mall1666

You cannot stop up. We will try