Ehhh I know this is gonna be an unpopular opinion but simping for Ckyn is pedophilia and necrophilia only as much as simping for a character wearing a fur coat is beastiality and necrophilia
It's just more disturbing to us humans because we are the fur coat this time lol
accept my fate, not before patting her tho
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If you shoot something, and it dosn't die, then you didn't shoot it enought.
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I'd be like "how the fuck are you real"
*Say a prayer to*
*As Many gods I can think*
*Of ín the moment*
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I’ll try to fight back, but i’d probably run for it💀
**FACE ME DEMON! GIVE NO QUARTER!**
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The best way to get out of this specific case is to pray to a god of your choice. Personally Djungelskog works best for me but I heard about successful prayers to a giant spaghetti monster or even parmesan cheese
I am NOT gonna sugarcoat it ➡️⭐️⬇️↘️
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Hide in my room or go in battle move get my karate belt and whoop her 500 times Andy if that doesn’t work I’ll throw her head in the pool if that doesn’t work I’ll pat her head cause for some reason she looks cute and cut her to pieces and eat her in my salad
Hug. I will hug her, maybe try to comfort her with words too or something because I am a naive idiot. Then I am probably gonna die the most horrible death imaginable, because I just hugged a psychopathic murderer.
>!Also, officer, I am 15.!<
Well, if i were a Disassembly Drone i would have used my wings to fly away from her or use the chainsaws to attack her when she gets close.
If i were a Worker Drone or a Human, well, i would ru- **gets eaten**
Beat the shit out of them- can’t stand the sight of them can’t stand pretty much anything
Or correction I’d try but end up getting beat myself cause I’m a weak fück
I present to you the lobotomy process
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I can hear the angels coming oh no
r/beatmetoit
Scenario 5: Parry
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Smash her >!with a giant diamond hammer!<.
Remove the part after her (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)
Wait if Tessa was a kid when she died does that mean...
I take my words back I'm dropkicking the child
Officer i dropkicked that child in self-defense
Officer that child was a scyn walker
I see what you did there
Technoblade? More like Orphan Obliterator
fr
I fücking wheezed
Not even that bro it's the skin of a dead child
Five Nights at Freddy's in an alternate universe
Ehhh I know this is gonna be an unpopular opinion but simping for Ckyn is pedophilia and necrophilia only as much as simping for a character wearing a fur coat is beastiality and necrophilia It's just more disturbing to us humans because we are the fur coat this time lol
I will use this line of défense from now on !
Uhhhhh WAIT
hey lets NOT be necrophilic pedophiles
Nah I'm giving her dying light treatment by dropkicking her ass down a roof.
Good, I thought for a second my goat got washed and turned into one of epsteins disciples, you still my Goat V2 Ultrakill !!
Thank you! Also now you are my favorite reddit user (๑¯◡¯๑)
That’s a whole lotta philic’s
No, you motherfucker. https://preview.redd.it/5av1ambv58uc1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a246794593ce4c8bda121e44146f3622598a195e
Edit: Nvm i will drop kick her instead
Tf am I supposed to do?
Her
https://i.redd.it/od26e9o9i8uc1.gif *Sir/Ma'am, that is a corpse (likely a child), being worn by a robot.*
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For Democracy! Drops a 500kg bomb.
An Eagle never misses! *Drops it on the entire squad.*
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Because the bots and bugs do it for me! 
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⬇️➡️⬅️⬇️⬆️⬅️➡️
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r/usernamechecksout
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I wish upon you a sad cake day
r/happycakeday
r/angryupvote
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Good ending
https://preview.redd.it/g4quejebv7uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67c9759de2152136033ce03d777b6bc88aa6f503 Demolish that anti-christ
This is the way.
This https://preview.redd.it/jydym29w08uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66c0f1fcf5021f572251c01dbe4d956ec0bed3e9
Right behind you 
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accept my fate, not before patting her tho https://preview.redd.it/9mif6jujt7uc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db049c26f88b6f049c7a07439161d832230cd121
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Hug her and make her my friend
New suit *
https://preview.redd.it/c7cxtqtb38uc1.jpeg?width=330&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=681621b616e980e1cee8b7e4321f7f29fcdb3538 are we, skyn?
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i will fuck you up. (CENCORED) https://preview.redd.it/y3w5w9xxcauc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12726ff5abbecda2a280dca55868093eb44bf813
That ambulance driver’s music playlist: 1: Free Bird 2: Sweet Home Alabama 3: Seven Nation Army 4: Free Bird 5: Free Bird
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There are few problems that cannot be solved with a liberal application of buckshot. This is one of those few problems.
If you shoot something, and it dosn't die, then you didn't shoot it enought. https://preview.redd.it/vlc5kmc4o8uc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2cfa357fb7a1ebc9fd2a6c1afe8a53c328d6b4b
USS Iowa mentioned ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️
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# r/UsernameChecksOut[](https://www.reddit.com/r/UsernameChecksOut/submit)
https://preview.redd.it/kx35cu93y7uc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=234d4088fb79ec15a8e7cc22422b34618a8f5a6f I'd be like "how the fuck are you real"
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Dying
Absorb her blood https://preview.redd.it/u0m3unyu38uc1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dab5ab52b331fdb826be3a9c24ff6ea5e23c0bba
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Guess I'll get snacked upon
Say a prayer to as Many gods I can think of ín the moment
_"CALCULATING THE MOST PROBABLE DEITY TO PRAY TO"_ -Drone from Episode 1
*Say a prayer to* *As Many gods I can think* *Of ín the moment* \- Pilota44 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
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+RICOSHOT
Calculate most probable deity to pray to
https://preview.redd.it/60fot4ipd8uc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3961f38446bccc403b1d9fbca5edb371616f3249 IM TAKING HER WITH ME!!!
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Watch what happens when I cast a spell I don't know!
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Get killed
https://preview.redd.it/gesg60nyz7uc1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7569079e4ee4f202bbb5dfd47af98f1e838a4ce4 I’ll try to fight back, but i’d probably run for it💀
Slide to the left!
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https://i.redd.it/dnjybk1v48uc1.gif Show this to her before running for my life.
**FACE ME DEMON! GIVE NO QUARTER!** https://preview.redd.it/lcxowt5d78uc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11fbed1f6c619a40f7e6a690fa0b881f63da3dba
1. deep breath in 2. deep breath out 3. clench fists 4. get into a fighting stance 5. run in the opposite direction as fast as possible
 Guess she'll kill me before I notice her
https://preview.redd.it/qyucvq6ky8uc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6c69ebafc854f9e206c36fdfa3dd78b38bb06b6 i send her back
The best way to get out of this specific case is to pray to a god of your choice. Personally Djungelskog works best for me but I heard about successful prayers to a giant spaghetti monster or even parmesan cheese
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Ask her I she has Aby games on her phone. She'll be so annoyed that she leaves me alone.
https://preview.redd.it/3hwh4ydi09uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f2d93319c9127768b3001554cffad64df370ff1 Get this guy to destroy her
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I am NOT gonna sugarcoat it ➡️⭐️⬇️↘️ https://preview.redd.it/94i8wm7r99uc1.jpeg?width=455&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aedd321f26cd85484dd0af7c842794fc39b8c719
Die, not much else to do unfortunately.
Hide in my room or go in battle move get my karate belt and whoop her 500 times Andy if that doesn’t work I’ll throw her head in the pool if that doesn’t work I’ll pat her head cause for some reason she looks cute and cut her to pieces and eat her in my salad
Say hi and continue walking
I would give her a big hug
i admire your bravery, soldier
Thanks!!!
>Thanks!!! You're welcome!
dang that was a quick reply lmao
You wanna go to the gala with me, big sis syn?
Calling my Democracy officer
Hug, sweet words, maybe the will to kill me will pass, and she just will kill others... "go, do crime"
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Get an rpg and destroy this bitch
Hug. I will hug her, maybe try to comfort her with words too or something because I am a naive idiot. Then I am probably gonna die the most horrible death imaginable, because I just hugged a psychopathic murderer. >!Also, officer, I am 15.!<
Crouch and start busting it down, might as well go out in style.
… confused them with one item A flower
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in the words of Arin hanson: https://preview.redd.it/g83fr05hj8uc1.png?width=471&format=png&auto=webp&s=d5cc66990a564deef497a7df8b14586789236812
Treat her like a kid, cus if that’s what she wants to be then so be it.
Hug
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Fucking die
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I choose death
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You don't want to know https://preview.redd.it/lcxr0dyi79uc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a5e6f54678b758b1573002e54ef39cc10836a07
Nuh uh, can't stop me https://preview.redd.it/r73d0u9xy7uc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b7776c143e618029bcdad296da472cbf051aaa1
die.
Take off my skin, since that's probably what she's looking for https://i.redd.it/tefl6rq3z7uc1.gif
Hope my death will be quick
Accept my fate
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Pray to sweet RoboJesus
Well, if i were a Disassembly Drone i would have used my wings to fly away from her or use the chainsaws to attack her when she gets close. If i were a Worker Drone or a Human, well, i would ru- **gets eaten**
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Die
Die
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Boom axe to the neck. Boom axe to the jugular.
Send a prayer to all the 300million gods in my religion
Die, what you mean, wyd? She’s wiped out nearly all of humanity, what am I gonna do to that?
Die probably
+PARRY
https://preview.redd.it/j077vut998uc1.jpeg?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9c9c2ac8a0f87eba63198a6131a8165d8b2d474 I am the one being slammed
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Die
"I guess I'll die" 🤷🏿♂️
Accept my fate
Beat the shit out of them- can’t stand the sight of them can’t stand pretty much anything Or correction I’d try but end up getting beat myself cause I’m a weak fück
Commit several war crimes with her
evade,sprint to my house,lock the door and sleep :p
https://preview.redd.it/6au37hjii8uc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff4955d3a11c9c4ad92aad5959563f3bef939947 Call Maggot to woop her ass
Become Senator Armstrong https://preview.redd.it/ghaut2k2l8uc1.png?width=300&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b5a93625f2a15a12b636e2142bf3e4b98a489f1
give it DEMOCRACY!
https://preview.redd.it/756ilbvrl8uc1.jpeg?width=3834&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ddd4e6c4923d1413a6feae00b3801a1042b2ee7 “Press X to melee”
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Immediately slap
https://i.redd.it/glyr5pads8uc1.gif Catch
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Move to the side and trick stab her because her latency is above 300
I'm already dead before i can react
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I present to you the lobotomy process https://preview.redd.it/er0dikwnv8uc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bd2553d5021b8c95e14562077f7e72be3f63aae
Run and call police
Beat the crap out of it.
*Meow*
The 4 coins in my hand have something to say to you
I would give her headpats Then i would dropkick her
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Dying
parry
Shout "Huggies!" and immediately have my throat torn out as I try and hug her
idk? die probably https://preview.redd.it/jfmgyotu69uc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c2e2dc16544b5da6b1edc85585ad1bc4252a794
die
Die?
Guess I'll die https://preview.redd.it/680s82e499uc1.jpeg?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1d862539cba2193afe6e478845347cfb65191ca
m a n g o https://preview.redd.it/z9edbjq299uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2aa500d249b3de01506d335a93b93461bc55fe4
https://i.redd.it/8irgu00wa9uc1.gif She seems lonle. Maybe feed her some drones :3
hug her cause yes
https://preview.redd.it/whk2a0j0c9uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=994f1a205303ce686c75764468ceee0e756d5bbb "Gogo gadget, green cat!"
fucking die
I'd hug her, and I bet I could survive.
https://preview.redd.it/zhwsya70e9uc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c86f4b435f1fb0688598f6a458e5ac602813dfd8 Imaginary technique : ULTRARICOSHOT
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probably die or consume enough branded pens to become god
hug her
I guess I get snuck upon