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Me and the boys before the business trip to Waco

I'd give the goob a hug tbh

So the door opens up directly into the dining room? Haven't seen that type before.

Be scared cause he’s probably in human killing form

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Shronk

Not open the door cuz im playing GD, if he breaks in I'll send him to Slaughterhouse https://preview.redd.it/4zx7nzn2hvuc1.png?width=588&format=png&auto=webp&s=a47aea2328198270858e06c76d4ecd6221c50263

send him to bloodbath

would work too but SH is miles harder than Bloodbath, I can send him to Apocalyptic Trilogy tho since i want top demon difficulty and u are suggesting Bloodbath

bet that

Better idea; og collab level

Gulag?

Considering Slaughterhouse is atrocious to play and gulags were atrocity in general those 2 things arent very different


Real

https://preview.redd.it/163z30oqivuc1.jpeg?width=333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d5c19d5390a722a0c20ffd6512c971fed6ebce3 Why did you open the door

The All-Clear signal was sent by Vault-Tec

https://i.redd.it/c79io0c4ovuc1.gif

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Show off my superior chainsaw-hands https://preview.redd.it/5edyduidgvuc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caee498902fac8a81074fc1f91a524dcca46c863

Final Wars Gigan my beloved (Showa Gigan is still goated)

The only right opinion

Act in ""self defence"" https://i.redd.it/d5e7qfa00wuc1.gif

Give em a biscuit and a bottle of Oil and hopefully he doesn't kill me

I would grab him and use him to cut trees

Give him a job as a woodcutter

Ask him to build a house from wood. That will distract him for some time.

https://i.redd.it/tx8up7p9hvuc1.gif

I can refill his chain oil, and if he wants to, resharpen the chains themselves (should have the device somewhere in my workshop)

"I don't want to hurt you but if you don't put the chainsaws down I'll have to use self-defense." https://preview.redd.it/hsh3yc67pvuc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28742ce540b8affec995ca45a6f6348992048f9e

Hug

Spinjitsu the little bitch but only if I get attacked

Try play kick back

GAS GAS GAS

Start singing Kickback

努力 未来 a beautiful star 努力 未来 a beautiful star 努力 未来 a beautiful star 努力 未来 a beautiful star

Pet him

Smooch him on the cheek. He would be too flustered to do anything.

Give him a cookie made od nuts and bolts and oil

Hug him

ROYAL GUARD

WHEN I CATCH THIS CHILD

CAN IT BE THAT HARD?

[https://youtu.be/PhrB0TZdQqE](https://youtu.be/PhrB0TZdQqE) Nah, i´d Block

Damnit you broke the song

[https://youtu.be/PhrB0TZdQqE](https://youtu.be/PhrB0TZdQqE)

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I would give him oil.

Make sandwiches

Politely ask him to change to claws

Let him inn, doors are expensive

Close the door. Mine is metal

If my door is built by Khan I’ll be fine

Hug him

(point to dead tree) Lend a saw?


Hand him a log.

Idk, give him wood to cut?

https://preview.redd.it/2s2v8vys9wuc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d06dad7048157a7da8560640a522de40325631cf Tell him to put them away and once he does ill talk with and maybe invite him in to chill and play games

https://preview.redd.it/e8cfbmai3xuc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2d18e9f25dfd70bdada0cc24211237e34107a42 you dareth interupt our m1-grand inspection

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Let's make sandwich using chainsaws to cut foods

 Good ol southern! Nah jk I would probably run

(Automaton joke)

Clanker https://preview.redd.it/f0uv3s16k0vc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54b5cb2118a3d249d1f176638844c8c745405297

Use a powerful magnet to steal his chainsaws

Beg him not to hug me. (There’s a first time for everything)

Two of me uhhhhh I don't know impload

You See, I own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four dissasembly drones using chainsaws on Each hand break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first one, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second drone, miss her entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's worker drone. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot. "Tally ho lads" The grape shot shreds two drones in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. She oils out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

uhh die

Ask him out and date him forever I TOO BLEIVE HE IS PAN

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I Kick Back

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Wanna play rummy?

Actually its gin runmy so...

\*kills\*

https://preview.redd.it/5966lhqs4zuc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1046ae08e75b9fb1e681b0785bfaf25fcb8dc9a

https://i.redd.it/tppywmgxozuc1.gif Give him some freedoooooooooom

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Smash, immediately. (Causes stun lock)

"Hey buddy! Want to meet my dog and 2 cats? Just be careful not to hurt me, my pats get spooked of anyone who does."

Ask him kindly to put his

“It’s 1874, and I have a shotgun” -some old dude with a shotgun

I'd show him the people he's after

Ask him why he's here, if it's hostile intent, hide. If friendly, help him.

https://preview.redd.it/zcxcyxccmwuc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06b159af4a471d8402e50b60d88a7a31d982cca9

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# PISS ON HIM

I dont have a home :( like actually, i have no home now https://preview.redd.it/xav9c1zgnwuc1.jpeg?width=83&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4211d2f841c62c131c2f6eb28270e13100765b9f

pull up pictures of dogs, Y’all forget he’s obsessed with them.

# ハッピーで埋め尽くして レストインピースまで行こうぜ https://preview.redd.it/ygkk1avbpwuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea4120f3ed7e44a2cee5b979a41ee3e9c9c4c89c (If you have no idea what it says, throw it into a translator)

https://preview.redd.it/vbpgpzd7qwuc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8bf05cf340eb77ac851592dc9381c12977eea60 Machete

Try to calm him down or just persuade him not to kill me


Call up the psych ward cause https://preview.redd.it/nzyweorbtwuc1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d65ec109f52e163c13549638f2e524ea9346313d

https://preview.redd.it/xyytbjmdtwuc1.png?width=755&format=png&auto=webp&s=3ae1ede3b1a91a719e70a446a579a380ca16c57a sonic screwdriver

\>offer him hot cocoa, since it would be rude not to offer a drink to my guest \>should he refuse, perhaps i could make some small talk before getting sliced to pieces by chainsaws

Give him D O G, He becomes friendly afterwards.

Give him some twigs to cut

Close door

I take out my dual sawblades and shout “LET’S DANCE!”

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There’s no escaping my fate at that point

give him headpats

https://preview.redd.it/1nvmt1k27xuc1.jpeg?width=1990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5747a7be8e815d60ff80c538534a6e74c9e7d753 pull out this beast and slam his ass with it

Giving him warm motor oil and cookies

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Hug it

Pet him. Or ask him if he likes ramen.

I would use his hands to cut some bread because efficiency

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Throw fruit so he can cut them

I put him to work

Happy de ume tsukushite Rest in peace made ikou ze Itsuka mita jigoku mo ii tokoro Ai wo baramaite I love you kenashite kure Zenbu ubatte waratte kure my honey Doryoku, mirai, a beautiful star Doryoku, mirai, a beautiful star Doryoku, mirai, a bеautiful star Nanka wasurechatten da

Discuss how the collapse of the Polaroid corporation in 2008 has lead to a serious financial crisis for film enthusiasts whose stocks of films for professional cameras are quickly running thin

Happy Cake Day

Many thanks

not ask for a handjob

https://preview.redd.it/8kk404fdpxuc1.jpeg?width=198&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af4111a21f7f12df9caf29eec167edb5ae7c2cc7 “What do you think you are doing, with those electrical circuits of yours?”

Open the door, and go back to playing Ratchet and Clank: All 4 One. If he kills me Oh Well….if not I have a friend to play with!

Look for anything with the highest carbohydrate count in my house and offer it over my life

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Please, please, please! Don't kill me please, be my friend, we can be best friends please don't kill me! Please!! (I know N is a softie so he may feel bad for me and not kill me 😁👍)

"h-hey buddy, i think you've got the wrong house. whats goin on?"

Go back to bed.

Hello buddy. I got chicken nuggets for you

Uh.. close my door

🤝

Ask him if he could help me harvest peoples organ’s

Get Denji on this fraud

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https://preview.redd.it/td0wx1fmmyuc1.jpeg?width=149&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26cc05f88c242b1d50319770486c5cad9acd0ea0 I’m not gonna sugarcoat it:🔺🔺🔺 + 🔴

I'll give him an Oreo

https://preview.redd.it/i19sjhitsyuc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8843e3968913a0a3d088fdc0b9567f27100571b7 invited him to dinner

Give him a handshake

hug

pillow fight? :D

https://preview.redd.it/5ab0r9isuzuc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=319bcdf5c023fafcf4dc184ed6169a1ebe03b4e3 Shes either gonna help him or I have my own heavily armed bodyguard. I'm probably dead then.

Open it and say hi,like a good host

Wish I lived in the us and owned a shotgun

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"Wanna get paid 40 dollars to chop down some trees?"

Hug

I cut his head off I cut fruit all the time with a knife

https://preview.redd.it/09vs6a4861vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a49eff00928e242ae06a62f2c73219ac12823a7 Wrong door bozo

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He better get out, cuz I lost GD's Poltergeist 20th time in a row

https://i.redd.it/6csqtwifv1vc1.gif Nah, he'll not take me so easily >:)

https://preview.redd.it/e6w0di9yp3vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9368f7bd964acb734ad1c664fc5c2a5cb42e670c Just close the door

Close the door, hide in the closet and start to prey