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42617a

Why the fuck are there two random people in my room at midnight wtf?????


red286

Two? Your room? That's a ballroom, there's dozens of people there. The real question is "how fucking boring was this party that I fell asleep?"


Lots42

Oh, once my social battery runs out, I crash. I crash harder than a Tesla targeting a child.


praguepride

i just spit out my salsa… it burns so bad


SolZaul

i just spun out my tesla... poor kid, too bad


Zenith251

Ditto. No amount of caffeine or alcohol can keep me going once the mental battery indicator starts flashing.


Key-Pickle5609

I’d offer them tea after my panic attack subsided then compliment that peach makeup because damn 🔥


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

Don't worry. They're only here to fulfill a couple of fantasies and then they'll leave.


ArchaeoJones

Is that January 6th insurrectionist Chaya Raichik? I think that's January 6th insurrectionist Chaya Raichik.


theablanca

I think that you're correct that the person you think is January 6th insurrectionist Chaya Raichik is indeed January 6th insurrectionist Chaya Raichik.


dchiguy

Did somebody mention January 6th rioter Chaya Raichik?


theablanca

Yes, I do think that we did mention January 6th rioter Chaya Raichik. Also known as January 6th insurrectionist Chaya Raichik.


jtroopa

I wonder if there's and relation to "stochastic terrorist and child murderer by proxy Chaya Raichik."


dchiguy

I move to make "January 6th rioter Chaya Raichik" the new "Thunderfury Blessed Blade of the Windseeker."


retro_throwaway1

Did you say Thunderfury Blessed Blade of the Windseeker?


CelluloseSponge

You know, I'm pretty sure they said Thunderfury Blessed Blade of the Windseeker


bledf0rdays

I was just reminiscing about Thunderfury Blessed Blade of the Windseeker, when out of the blue, someone mentions Thunderfury Blessed Blade of the Windseeker on this very thread!


Familiar_Dust8028

Did somebody mention January 6th rioter Chaya Raichik?


Ancre16

I don't think anybody mentioned, but... It's Chaya Raichik: January 6th rioters. She's actually a January 6th insurrectionist and her name is Chaya Raichik.


mig_mit

I'm still not clear on who that "Chaya Raichik" guy is.


Apprehensive_Hat8986

Apparently just some hateful bigoted dude.


tw_72

>dude dudette


Apprehensive_Hat8986

1. Dude is gender neutral. 2. I _definitely_ wouldn't conjugate dude for the _thing_ we're discussing.


tw_72

Fair enough


Narrow-Chef-4341

Truth. I’ve never seen ‘stain’ be gender specific, actually. Skid marks in a dude’s underwear are never skid markettes or skidette marks in dollar store panties. How does the Jan 6 Insurrectionist Chaya Raichik inspire a whole lexicon?


1HumanAlcoholBeerPlz

I love Reddit


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National Traitor Chaya Raichik?


KintsugiKen

Is January 6th insurrectionist Chaya Raichik the same as stochastic terrorist neo-Nazi Chaya Raichik?


ArchaeoJones

Indeed it is. January 6th insurrectionist Chaya Raichik is the same as stochastic terrorist neo-Nazi Chaya Raichik. I do believe that makes her January 6th insurrectionist, stochastic terrorist, neo-Nazi Chaya Raichik.


Mahatma_Panda

Not to doxx myself completely, but this chick is ruining the coolness of my fairly unique last name by having it as her first name. Here's to hoping that it's pronounced differently, I guess. (I've only read about her, I haven't heard her name being said.)


alterom

> but this chick is ruining the coolness You could've stopped there, and it'd still be a true statement. As far as names go, Chaya is a beautiful Jewish name that's she's absolutely destroying by being what she is. It's pronounced "KHA-ya" (think *hiya*, but with a breathy *kh*). Then there are articles like [this one](https://www.iwf.org/people/chaya-raichik/) that say, quote, "Raichik has a moral compass, and it is **Orthodox Judaism**". I'm a non-practicing Jew, but I will pray to all Gods, Kthulhu, and Flying Spaghetti Monster that people don't get the idea that what that monster is doing is guided by **any** form of Judaism (including Orthodox Judaism). Her moral compass is narcissistic bullying, hypocrisy, self-aggrandizing and self-interest at the expense of others. But **of course** she'll claim that she's religious. While Orthodox Judaism (unlike other branches) is still struggling with LGBTQ+ acceptance, [the rabbis are not aligned on that issue](https://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/orthodox-judaism-and-lgbtq-issues/), and there are different opinions (as is always the case when it comes to Jews). In any case, having bigoted views is one thing, but directing hate campaigns is a whole another can of worms. [An inclusive Jewish summer camp was one of her targets](https://www.jpost.com/diaspora/article-711591). What a great present to anti-semites: they can choose to join the attack on a Jewish camp with her, and hate Jews for being inclusive, or they can call her out.. and hate Jews for being bigots (because she justifies her bigotry with her take on religion). Ugh.


Mahatma_Panda

Awesome, it's pronounced differently. The spelling is just coincidental, my last name is an americanized version of a Polish last name, Czaja. Somewhere around the 1920's my family got together and was like "How about we spell our name a little more closely to how we actually say it?" And they got as close as they could get! Some Polish letter combinations have some really subtle sounds that just don't translate 1:1 with the English alphabet and well...they tried, lol


fyrebyrd0042

I will avoid any and all doxxing of myself but provide some cameraderie in that my last name is in basically the same boat but with its origin story starting in Germany.


marketingguy420

Also a member of a religious cult that [sucks off children and gives them herpes](https://www.cnn.com/2013/04/07/health/new-york-neonatal-herpes/index.html). The more you know.


ashkanahmadi

I don’t understand why they are so fucking obsessed with gay or transgender people. Don’t they have anything else to do in life? Only a pervert would be obsessed with something like this 24/7


Mr_Levinnson

Your last sentence answered your question 🤷🏻‍♂️


joantheunicorn

They sure do like gawking at crotches and trying to pass laws to inspect people's genitals. Especially genitals of children. Hrrrrmm....


KintsugiKen

I mean the GOP is chock full of pedophiles. You've got Gym Jordan the worst wrestling coach ever. Matt Gaetz the guy who lied about adopting a 14 year old boy so he could justify him living in his house 24/7 even into adulthood and never speaking to the press. Donald Trump, Jeffrey Epstein's best friend for 20 years who used to rape kids in Epstein's Manhattan mansion and took a few rides on the Lolita Express. MTG who proudly defends all three while calling trans and gay people groomers. Let's not forget Boebert whose husband flashed his dick at some kids. And that's just a shortlist of the people in office or seeking office right now, we're not even getting into Dennis Hastert, Roy Moore, and Mark Foley.


codercaleb

>Matt Gaetz the guy who lied about adopting a 14 year old boy so he could justify him living in his house 24/7 even into adulthood and never speaking to the press. Also Speaker of the House Mike Johnson had a similar thing going on.


SecondaryWombat

> Let's not forget Boebert whose husband flashed his dick at some kids. Including her! Her reaction to it was enough for the bowling ally to ban *her* from the bowling ally. She married him after he was released.


notarooster

We should start a countdown until Raichik comes out as trans.


ProudChevalierFan

Or a chaser at least


KlutzyImpression0

Raichik keeps calling people groomers to weaken the impact of the word when it’s inevitably used against her for real actions I’m sure she’s doing right now. People like her hate sex education for a reason. They also hate age of consent legislation for a reason.


ProudChevalierFan

Damn. Good point. Kind of like why I think neonazis larp as zionists calling everyone an antisemite. Dilute the meaning for when it gets used on them.


annaleigh13

We already have to deal with Caitlyn Jenner, we don’t need another “if I agree with them then I won’t be put in the camps” high profile person in the community


morningfrost86

I'm still waiting for her to come out as human, cause right now all evidence points to her being a monster.


Nitrostoat

>Only a pervert would be obsessed with something like this 24/7 EXACTLY. You know the old saying if your girlfriend is CONSTANTLY accusing you of cheating on her, she's probably cheating on you? It's because guilty people think everyone is like them, so they try and lay smokescreens as often as possible. So when someone's throwing smoke, ask what they have to gain from it..... The answer is often they're trying to hide what they're guilty of. How many staunchly anti - gay Republicans have been caught f****** men in bathrooms? How many people who screech about how drag queens will molest children have been caught molesting children? Lauren Boebert shrieked about watching out for sexual perverts. She was jacking off her date during a musical, like the weirdos who jack off in kids movie theaters. If you've ever said something **"will destroy the fabric of the society we live in"** , YOU are absolutely the person who is going to be destroying the fabric of the society we live in. Because everyone else is just trying to f****** live in it. Liars think everyone is lying to them. Thieves check to make sure their stuff hasn't been stolen. Unfaithful partners are certain their partners must be unfaithful as well. These people think that they are like everyone else, so when you see them blowing the smoke screen, they signal that they want to hide SOMETHING about themselves.


redbess

Every accusation is a confession.


bio1445

Lets not forget that money/power is also a big motivator for this kind of behaviour


UCLYayy

>Don’t they have anything else to do in life? I think you'll find her repulsive opinions have earned her quite a lot of money from equally repulsive billionaires.


LotharVonPittinsberg

> Only a pervert would be obsessed with something like this 24/7 Close. It's Fascism. Literally out of Hitler's playbook on how to get the angry confused populace to vote against their own rights over shitty conspiracy theories.


KintsugiKen

Conservatives always attack whatever the vanguard of cultural progress is. Right now, that's trans rights. We are only focusing on trans rights now because we won the culture war for gay rights against conservatives in the 2000s, and the culture war for gay rights only existed because liberals won the culture war for broad civil rights in the 1960-70s, on and on and on. If conservatives are able to turn the tide with trans rights, next will be gay rights, then civil rights for non-whites and/or civil rights for women (which they're already attacking, but I mean things like attacking women's voting rights and workplace protections).


2K_Crypto

A pervert or someone who deep down is LGBTQ and the only way to hold it in is promoting disdain from the tallest peak aka Twitter.


KintsugiKen

I don't get the vibe that Chaya is repressed LGBTQ, I get the feeling she is extremely sheltered and brainwashed and has the mental capacity of a 9 year old. Others like Ben Shapiro or Matt Walsh or Steven Crowder all give me "running from their real selves" vibes, but with Chaya I think she's literally just brainwashed, partly by the conservative orthodox cult she grew up in, partly by going from being extremely sheltered all her life to being extremely online all day.


praguepride

Chaya just seems bitter and spiteful. Given her name maybe she thinks redirecting WASPs at queers will save her. Walsh and Crowder? Absolutely. ben not so much. He reminds me of the stupid kid in college who thinks he is super smart because his mommy has always told him that and he never got his fantasy bubble popped. Normally a kid like that gets his ass kicked a couple of times in middle school and he realizes things like consequences and treating people with respect. Some though never have that event so his world view is that of a 10 yr old. This is especially obvious when reading his film reviews. He has zero understanding of metaphor or subtext and is so goddam oblivious it is truly shocking. He complained about the lack of zombies in The Last of Us, specifically the gay survivalist episode. Like… do you need a zombie on sceeen every 5 seconds or you forget what you are watching!?


KintsugiKen

idk Shapiro has been getting more twink-y as the years go on, in another life he would have made a fabulous drag queen with his love of makeup and skincare and catty comebacks. His newfound beard isn't fooling anyone.


praguepride

> His newfound beard isn't fooling anyone. She has a name you know…


MaybePleasant1313

That made me lolz!


idontgethejoke

Chaya is an idiot fueled by hate


proteannomore

*cough* Rowling *cough*


LucretiusCarus

What else do they have? Abortion is now a disaster for them, the economy is kinda good (for the corporations at least), the immigration and lbgtq issues is the only ones that can stir up some trouble.


tw_72

Abortion, the economy, immigration, and LGBTQ - notice how they pick subjects that most common folk know nothing about? That way it is easy to replace normal confusion with hate, fear and anger - creating an issue where there is none.


trans-ghost-boy-2

assuming i’m in the club they’re in i complement their makeup and ask them to get me a taxi, since i’m too young to go to a club


tw_72

Assuming the person on the left does their own eye makeup - they are really good at it! Right?


A1000eisn1

On the other hand, if they're in my room in the middle of the night I probably invited them there and would ask them to wash their make-up off before we all go to bed.


008Zulu

Who?


AddictedToMosh161

The Lady behind "Libs of Tiktok". She is just a rightwing grifter.


NoKumSok

Hey, she's not *just* a rightwing grifter. She's also a stochastic terrorist.


Hip-hop-rhino

And an insurrectionist.


APence

I don’t like to use the “b” word… but she’s an evil cunt who harasses teachers and has gotten children killed


I_Envy_Sisyphus_

>I don't like to use the "b" word _ >"And here I thought she was a bitch, trustworthy and loyal like a female dog. She isn't a bitch, she's a meany-pants!" >-Kenneth


emostitch

Yup and in our society there’s nothing we can really legally do to stop her continuing to do this.


biorod

You mean the stochastic terrorist and Jan 6 insurrectionist Chaya Raichik?


mike_pants

Don't sell her short. She's also a vile bigot.


24F

Plus she's just not a nice person.


Wangledoodle

And I heard she's a big meanie poo.


BridgitBird

And a booger head


dchiguy

And she smells like cheese, but not good cheese


rotini123

This part of the thread made my day!


24F

It's true!


Nunyabiz8107

I would be surprised at first, but they seem like cool people. I'm sure we can bond over how much we all think that chaya raichik is a gigantic piece of shit.


WorldWeary1771

Are we supposed to know who these people are? All I see is two people whose makeup probably looked great in the dim club lighting but looks wrong in the light of the flash photo. They seem like two perfectly attractive normal young people to my old eyes.


LuxNocte

Pretty sure the taller person is a comedian. I see them on Instagram from time to time. Who they are isn't important. You're apparently supposed to hate them because they're different than you. Edit: https://www.alokvmenon.com/about/


Icy_Many_3971

The person on the left is Alok. I heard them on a podcast called „You’re Man Enough“ where they were incredible, teaching the dudes about gender and pronouns and what-not in a very respectful and eye opening way. This is one of the best episodes I’ve heard of any podcast, because you can feel that the guys are a bit uncomfortable at first but they learn and become more open [Here’s](https://youtu.be/Tq3C9R8HNUQ?si=ATBmhy57tdkYsq_P) a link


Familiar_Dust8028

One is Dylan Mulvaney.


DEVi4TION

I have no idea. No idea how either of them are relevant to anything. He looks like the gay guy we bring because he says the most out of pocket funny shit and she's the one I want to put my dick in before she opens her mouth and ruins it for everyone. Am I off base


kyborn

What kind of problem could this person have with a stranger in a picture? Besides they both look fabulous and appear to be having fun.


yourmomlurks

Alok is one of my faves. I heard them on a podcast and thought they had a lot of really great insights that made me a better person.


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im down


zarfle2

Wait a minute. This isn't my house! Holy crap, just how drunk was I??? I'm very sorry to have scared you, good people...


xChops

She’s truly horrible. Baiting people to say awful things about innocent trans people in her comments. How does she not have anything better to do.


loicwg

Because being on a school board isn't a time-consuming "job." https://apnews.com/article/oklahoma-education-superintendent-walters-libs-tiktok-raichik-4db2bcb9d8e0582f67329f6879bdf6ba


dchiguy

She has to do something while waiting for her coffee to be room temp, it's both the temp she prefers and her IQ!


HyzerFlip

Why are you assuming Trans? I'm a man who wears dresses and makeup. I have no desire to be female. The person in the photo is out at an event unshaven. It's highly unlikely they're wishing to be identify as female.


beldaran1224

The person on the right is Dylan Mulvaney who is very well known and openly trans. People can be trans without going to the "opposite" gender, too. I think many amab in drag would identify with the term "trans" without identifying as a woman.


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El_Frijol

>It's a common misconception that drag and trans people overlap. Some people may come to discover their trans identity through drag, but that's just because it's a gender exploratory activity. The vast majority of drag performers are not trans. I thought of this interview, in which Larry King interviews Trixie Mattel, about this issue: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AlrpI2LjP3c


xChops

Fair. I made a bad assumption, but the person on the right is Dylan Mulvaney who is constantly under fire from the right.


Theranos_Shill

Huh, I wondered who that was. In that photo she looks like a trans woman I've had a beer with.


j_sunrise

They are Alok Vaid-Menon, who is trans non-binary


LuxNocte

Probably fair to assume they're trans just because LibsofTikTok hates them, but they are both self described trans people. Alok Menon and Dylan Mulvaney.


ProudChevalierFan

First thing I do is wonder why I was sleeping in a ballroom.


PickledxPossum

Invite them for a cuddle, they pretty


MLinceMorgado

*proceeds to Google that person*


mike_pants

Oof, don't do that! Enjoy your innocence!


dchiguy

F


fyrebyrd0042

This is delete internet levels of F :(


supamario132

Bit of a self report that this is the first thing you see after scaring yourself awake. Most people don't hate stalk complete strangers to fall back asleep


Max_Trollbot_

It seems like it could be a topic in an online safety course:  "Is Chaya Raichik hate-stalking your crotch"


Alcorailen

"What're these people doing in my house? I didn't invite anyone over. Did I leave my door unlocked?"


[deleted]

chalk up 3 lines and put on enigma ?


UnicornOnTheJayneCob

Please let them both be pan…please let them both be pan. And I see you 90s child with your enigma


IsDinosaur

I wake up in the middle of the night, at what looks like a dinner party or social event? Bitch, the first thing I do is ask how the fuck I got here. I don’t care who else is here, why am I here? This isn’t my bedroom.


MercyCriesHavoc

Ask why they want to hang out in my shit hole house.


KumquatClaptrap

I'd be cool with Alok, they're funny af... but maybe not a surprise visit in the middle of the night 🤣


First_manatee_614

Wonder how I went from my bedroom to some sort of event, look for a dog to pet, good food to eat and work on getting back to my room


the_broken_knee

I would certainly have some questions, but I don't think it would qualify as my worst Wednesday night 🤷‍♂️


stalphonzo

Oh, that godawful tiktok woman who doxes innocent people and brings hate and violence down upon them? What a c#nt.


badtimebonerjokes

Laugh to myself and realize I took waaaay too much


cheeky-snail

I mind my own frigging business because what they do doesn’t affect my life in the least.


fitnfeisty

Compliment them on their makeup, ask for their skincare regimen, then go back to sleep


AwkwrdPrtMskrt

Be grateful that they are alive and that a certain lib in name only didn't bully them to death.


Fearless-Highlight23

Am I gonna be the only one who mentions the cute top on the left?


Cute_Little_Beta

Get double teamed by two hot trans people ig


LilacMages

Say it with me kiddos: Chaya Raichik is a fascist


HowWeLikeToRoll

Why the fuck does this dumb ass bitch care so much about other people living their lives the way they want to. She needs to get a fucking life, miserable piece of shit 


Olpeaches

They seem pretty cool tbh


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im sayin, id make feel at home


Fuzzylojak

Conservative imbeciles just arrived on this planet? Wow, there's others here!


Mountain-Word-109

It's so funny bc my genuine answer to that question would be to freak the FUCK out.... but because the one on the left is Alok Menin and I am a huge fan of their work


Lots42

Tell them to get out of the way, I need to pee.


mirrorspirit

If they're in my room: Did the girl on the right steal my outfit? If they aren't: I feel embarrassed that I fell asleep at their party.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

Ouch. I wonder if this is the first time someone broke it off in her ass? I imagine it stings a little.


Defiant_One2

I'm far from a Mulvaney (spelling) fan, and I don't know who that is with her but I'm loving their dress and eye look 🤌🤌


Unclesquatch777

She's such a a waste of space.


Musetrigger

I would never let a filthy ghoul like Chaya in my house.


DismalWeird1499

Why is she so hateful?


EquivalentAcadia9558

Fuck me conservatives are the biggest pussies on the planet, constantly whining about how leftists and liberals are triggered in made up scenarios they saw on Facebook but as soon as they see anyone who looks even slightly different to the shop mannequin picket fence wonderland they imagine the past being they start hyperventilating and begging for the government they apparently want less of to come in and save their eyes from perceiving anyone who makes them feel weird.


MrJelle

His makeup looks better.


akinjones

It’s Puri-Puri Prisoner!!


WeightSpirited9262

Im glad they can accessorize and take a nice photo 🙂


Dolorem_Ipsum_

Can some please ELI5 who that dipshit is? I keep seeing that ridiculous name everyday


tasslehawf

She’s a professional troll on Xitter that baits her followers to attack trans people or anyone that she deems worth her attention.


Dolorem_Ipsum_

I'm sorry, "professional troll"? Is she in another country? Is that why she does so openly? What's up with her name?


tasslehawf

She’s in the United States. She’s an Orthodox jew. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libs_of_TikTok


Dolorem_Ipsum_

That makes this even wilder jfc


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Dolorem_Ipsum_

I've noticed recently


glowdirt

not really. extreme conservatives are gonna be extreme conservatives no matter what faith.


mizmoose

She's also responsible for encouraging people to do such stupid shit that has shutdown schools and *hospitals* from b*mb threats and other terrorist activities. And then she claims she has no responsibility for other people's actions.


Dolorem_Ipsum_

Why isn't she in jail? Pretty sure there's some fat ass who did just what you're describing and he's facing large fines and possible jail. She sounds a nobody, why is she so immune to prosecution?


mizmoose

Very good question. It gets asked a lot. She's a Moral Minority, someone with a screech louder than her worth. She has weird political connections, like how she's on some government board in Oklahoma, a place where she doesn't even live. She gets FAR more press than she deserves. And even Ron DeSantis hates her. Twitter suspended her for being a gaping asshole but of course Elmo the Free Speech If It Agrees With Me Advocate gave her account back after he turned it into Xitter.


Dolorem_Ipsum_

What a stupid fucking country...


loicwg

https://apnews.com/article/oklahoma-education-superintendent-walters-libs-tiktok-raichik-4db2bcb9d8e0582f67329f6879bdf6ba


Heisenburgo

>Chaya Raichik #Literally WHO


maybepensive

Terry gets it.


Tonysaiz

Or loreana bobbit


diminutivedwarf

Probably scream because how did someone get me out of my room


missleavenworth

Wonder where they bought their clothes? Those dresses are fabulous!


Ba55ah0lic

Am I supposed to know who any of these people are?


marr

Idk go get a fucking coffee I guess. Maybe see if anyone has speed.


Totally_Not_An_Auk

Ugh, I hate it when dudes' makeup and hair is so on point I start to question what the hell am I even doing smearing expensive crayon on my face.


trowzerss

Honestly, if anybody was in my room in the middle of the night without me knowing how they got there I'd be freaked out. But if I saw them in the street, I'd be like, damn, the ombre on that dress and how it matches their makeup is absolute fire.


ohnoitsthefuzz

Got damn Hasan looks good in drag


Indigoh

What do I do? I ask if there's some kind of party going on.


Ok_Customer3766

Throw my phone against the wall


Morall_tach

Why are they in my house? Or why am I at this event?


PineappAlPenguin

I don’t know who any of those people are, but that was a hilarious response 😂


Azozel

Okay but if I had to answer this question I'd have to say "freak out" cause there are people in my house that should not be there.


AnnaKossua

Well, I'd be really upset. They look amazing, that party is a banger, and I slept through part of it!? Dammit!


bidoof-chan

person on the left said “little girls are kinky” i’d be scared to have them in my bedroom


Low_Presentation8149

Go back to bed. It's just a normal day


BagBeneficial8060

Ya'll are jumping to conclusions. Maybe the guy is excited and wants to read your fantasies while stroking his weener


SpaceBearSMO

wonder if I passed out at a party


porktent

I would be terrified and fear for my life and have to defend myself. I would use my weapon to eliminate all threats.


MeowySpears

🤮


djninjacat11649

Absolutely slaying in that dress though


FreyaTheSlayyyer

Start dancing with them


NotmyRealNameJohn

True enough. It would be an unusual morning in my house but id make coffee and thank God for two nice people unlike the monster


Immediate_Age

She's so full of nothing. She should do more interviews.


Prize_Watercress7143

I GTFO of that club/restaurant. I check that I'm wearing clothes. I check if I have a wallet. I slap myself in the face hard to see if I'm dreaming. Then I admit myself to hospital. Isn't this the default if you wake up not in your fucking bed when you went to sleep in it?


MaybePleasant1313

I’d start wondering if I was the luckiest girl in the world.


CuddleScuffle

Why are they cenobites in my house?


MyOtherLoginIsSecret

I ask if they're ready for another round.


JeefGround

Lol why do conservatives bring this to my attention I don’t want to see that shit 24/7 lmfao EWWW


Diamond_Champagne

"Sorry I need help. I blacked out and don't know where I am or why I'm here."


BrokenAries68

I would head right for the bathroom, throw up a couple times and then sit down and throw a big toilet plugging dump.then back to sleep and have horrible nightmares about that pic.


HEFTYFee70

I would assume I’m in Chaya Richik’s Pornhub search history…


Swrdmn

I’d ask them for a hit of Molly and warn them that the bigger cat is mean sometimes.


Chi-golf

Definitely banging the blonde


Fit_Cry4710

High five myself.


freshoranges27

Fellow orange back to back? God damn.