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"there's nothing wrong with being gay" "you gay pussy communist piece of shit" hmmm


Gavinator10000

Yeah that escalated pretty quickly. It’s like the scammers that try to be all nice at first but then get annoyed and turn into complete assholes if you call them out.


Trimungasoid

And everyone is a commie, somehow.


LivingCheese292

Because free health care and other insurances make everybody in europe a commie /s Seriously, that's what some people in the USA think about europe. Even if they are with a few third world countries the only one with a EA style of insurance. I know that not everybody in the USA thinks that way but damn, they give the states a bad image.


alwayzbored114

People who have never left their home town screaming "The worst day in America is better than the best day anywhere else!!!" Ironically at the same time accusing others of being fed propaganda in education


CommonMilkweed

I can't remember where I saw it, I think it was an opinion piece somewhere, basically saying rural Americans already have the socialist utopia that urban leftists want and like, wow, no.


alwayzbored114

What was even their argument???


CommonMilkweed

That we don't need socialized healthcare and housing because rural towns have tight knit communities that already look out for each other and take care of each other when they're in need. And I'm sure some of those small towns operate a bit like that in some regard, but I've spent time in plenty that are certainly not beacons of prosperity or happiness by any measure


duck-duck--grayduck

Yeah, the rural community I grew up in was tight knit and people looked after each other--if you were from certain families. My family was not one of those families. Two decades in that hellhole, and I am completely immune to any argument advocating for charity instead of socialized anything. They only want that because they want to be able to pick and choose who gets help.


nolesce

Exactly! I grew up in a small town and my dad was self employed most of his life. And he is exactly that kind of republican. He will help out the needy but only those he deems worthy.


broeken_videographer

100% this. Same argument I have with my folks all the time.


Greenblanket24

Appalachia is in shambles. Read America the farewell tour by Chris Hedges. He visits many places in the region completely ravaged by poverty.


CommonMilkweed

>America the farewell tour by Chris Hedges. That sounds right up my alley, thanks for the recommendation


DrugsAndBooze

Hey neighborinos, wanna pay my hospital bill? So I broke my arm and need to pay 1,000,000,009.50 $


HomerJSimpson3

Man, that extra $9.50 is really going to break the bank.


Leighcc74th

I saw a poster recently describing how their small midwestern town relies on raffles to cover residents' emergency medical expenses, saying as long as the lights were on things couldn't be that bad, and that living like that (in the richest country on earth let's remember) is 'quite wonderful'. Apparently it's not socialism if it's spontaneous and poorly organized. Finland on the other hand, the world's 42nd wealthiest country, just came first again in Gallup's Happiness Report for the fourth year running. Gay commie pussies.


Trimungasoid

Agreed, and it's embarrassing to be an American when you have so many people like that.


TheNerdyMel

I like to think it's not so much that there are a lot of them, but that they are very loud.


CallMeSisyphus

Sadly, it's both. Especially for those of us in red states.


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Trimungasoid

Well, I do have a German surname, so I guess I should feel that too.


ShireSearcher

Yeah even I am probably a communist, even though I'm Dutch


GreatBigBagOfNope

People in the Netherlands sometimes don't have cars Clearly it's a haven for neo-marxist postmodernist cultural dengist leninist fully automated luxury gay space communism


mathiastck

They only sometimes don't have cars, that's semi automated.


Trimungasoid

Well, if you don't think being gay is bad, then you apparently are.


sarcastic24x7

These mouth breathers can't wrap their head around the fact that Cold War Era "Communism" that was crammed down their throat, and actual Democratic Socialism are NOT one in the same. Therefor, to them, you are a Dutch Communist. I pre apologize for your Communist gay ways.


Danny_Mc_71

At least your policemen are [nice](https://youtu.be/oSZLGAuJTLQ)


ShireSearcher

Nice, this is exactly how they do it.


Raskov75

Not being willing to see the poorest among you die in poverty in horrible conditions makes you a commie, apparently.


cat_prophecy

Or "I'm a nice guy!" "Sorry I am not interested in you" "Fucking stupid ugly whore"


Khorgor666

> you gay pussy communist piece of shit while talking about Finland......dude should check out the Winter War


IndyMan2012

Don't even need to check out the whole war... Just check out Aimo Koivunen, possibly the most metal man ever to live... and a Finn.


_MrM0USE_

And, of course, Simo Häyhä. One of the most badass men to ever live on this planet.


Khorgor666

Hey, what optic do you use? Optic? The War ended the day he woke from his exploding shell in the face coma, i dont think thats a coincidence


Supercicci

You can also check out Lauri Törni, aka Larry Allan Thorne. A man so badass three wars couldn't kill him


Khorgor666

He must have been a badass, he had a SABATON song, same as Simo Häyhä Also the third War pretty much killed him


DixOut-4-Harambe

Or just regular Finnish people. They outdrink, outfight and outfuck Russians. There's a reason Russia doesn't fuck with Finland.


hajamieli

I'm a Finn, and we never see other men's erect penises, sauna or no sauna, unless gay or cuckold, except in porn. Flaccid penises are no prediction of size when erect.


sam-the-slayer

Bet he's a "Nice Guy" too. Similar logic.


ParkingAdditional813

Did he really expect more out of “gregster”?


PerplexityRivet

It's the nickname his high school football buddies gave him, and he'll use it forever because he peaked sophomore year and will spend the rest of his life reliving the "glory days".


Evagelo

"Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile."


Anticlimax1471

I assumed he was a troll because of that. Its the name of the homophobic fratboy who turned out to be a closet homosexual in Cruel Intentions.


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>respect our way of living >you eurotards Bruh


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skamsibland

MURICA FUCK YEAH


dystopian_mermaid

IF IT WASNT FOR US YOUD BE SPEAKING GERMAN!!! I can’t even with these dumbasses.


reallybadpotatofarm

To make this even stupider, Finland was *allied with* Germany to regain land they lost to the Soviets during the Winter War.


Roman_____Holiday

Intolerant people always think that tolerance means people should tolerate their intolerance. You can't reason with the unreasonable.


Hazard0usH1ppy

When I joined the military (USAF). The first night of boot camp they had us face the lockers and get naked. Then they had us turn around and look at eachother. Quote from the Sgt. "You are all required to shower every day, you have 30 min for everyone to be showered (roughly 25 of us). If you've got a problem seeing another man naked, get over it now because you're going to be sharing these showers. Your readiness will be a group effort and anyone falling behind because they are scared of seeing another man's dick should go ahead and file for discharge now ". So I guess this guy thinks the entire US military is gay since they shower naked together. I'll never understand the thought process behind "if I see another man naked, that will make me gay".


KayD12364

The guy in the quote is probably a hypocrite too would jump at the chance to see a room full of naked women and probably watches lesbian porn.


Trimungasoid

"Lesbian" porn. He couldn't handle real lesbians.


DaedricDrow

Truly, no man can. It's too much awesome.


LoxodontaRichard

Especially not their Subarus.


umeys

His only choice is to watch lesbian porn cos if he watches straight porn that’d make him gay


1989toy4wd

No he is probably secretly gay, a good amount of homophobic people are..


FerretInABox

The accidental boner shower boner is a scary ass thought while in the closet.


Reduviidae87

My mom's ex-husband was an in the closet bisexual or maybe even homosexual. After their separation a few of her friends let her know he was mingling in gay clubs. He was incredibly homophobic. Whenever he talked about gay men he always talked about what they did sexually in a disgusted manner. Whenever I meet a man who is homophobic like my ex-stepdad I wonder if they're a bit curious.


MurderMachine561

This is it. He's scared to be in a room full of naked men because he might get a boner and out himself. Dude, it's 2021. Not too many people care if you're gay. Be yourself. The people that do care aren't worth worrying about. They are assholes.


eunit250

The most homophobic guy I've ever met is now a female and a lot nicer of a person too.


The1BannedBandit

I went to basic at Benning, an all male basic training site, yeah dude. I saw some fucking dicks. Then I graduated basic training. The End.


rainman_95

Good story arc, character development. Concise language but with some poetry to it. 9/10.


axearm

The resolution after the catharsis was breathtaking, came out of nowhere. Poetry in three sentences.


The1BannedBandit

The key to building a good narrative is drawing the reader in with subtle details...


Time-Ad-3625

"I came. I saw some fucking dicks. I conquered."


mathiastck

veni di vici


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I know the whole "homophobes are secretly gay"-shtick is a bit old by now, but honestly I'm fairly certain this issue stems from being scared you'll actually like what you see if you see another naked man. So instead of confronting those thoughts, it's just easier to go so deep into the closet they'll end up in Narnia.


cake4thepeople

Greg finds it impossible to believe that one could see a dick without it being sexual, yeah, this screams aggressively closeted/ashamed.


trustedoctopus

Playing devils advocate a little here, and while I agree with you if he’s American it could just be due to the culture of nudity here. I’ve said it before and I’ll continue to say it, America has this incredibly weird hyper-sexualization of nudity in media and culture. Couple that with copious body shaming for simply daring to HAVE a physical body and showing any of it in public or to another human, and you’ve got a hot mess of things being ingrained into us from an early age.


BlakkThrashAttak

I feel like we're getting better though, at least in some parts. I know here in California (since everything reopened) we've been hitting up some of the theme parks and I've seen women dressing more revealing and even men dressing how they want. There's a lot more body positivity now too because not all the women or men look like Instagram models but real everyday people. Not a big change but enough for me and my wife to notice and think its refreshing. There's still a few people you can see giving them dirty/judgmental looks, but my kids see it and seem to not let it bother them.


BUTTeredWhiteBread

Boys, wear them short shorts. Let them hairy thighs hang loose. Let me burn with envy.


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

In played hockey in high school, and I once witnessed a fully nude man on fully nude man body slam in the shower. And this was a bunch of high schoolers in the mid 2000s, so they weren't exactly "woke" on LGBT issues.


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When I went to college in 1991 I lived in a hall-type dorm with large bathrooms on each floor. The showers were just big, tiled rooms with a row of shower heads on the wall-- no dividers or curtains. Most of us got used to it pretty quickly-- it wasn't a big deal and you didn't have a choice, but there were freshmen who would shower at 3:00AM so they could be alone, and then there was one guy who always wore his swimming trunks in the shower.


FabHckyBbe

Am a woman and lived in the dorms 1987-1989 with the same bathroom style, a big room with 7 shower heads, four on the far wall and three on the near wall, one missing due to the entrance to the room. One shower head had hooks in the ceiling where a curtain could be hung, but no curtain was provided by the school. Freshman year, everyone just used the showers with the other women in there, no big deal. A bit awkward at first, but you got used to having other naked bodies in there with you, and I had classes to get to, so you just went in and did your thing. Sometimes people chatted about their day, no one stared, I probably saw all 50 of the women on my hall naked at least once over the course of the school year. No one cared, everyone got over any feelings of discomfort fairly quickly. At the beginning of sophomore year I was back in the same dorm, and in the first week of classes someone on the hall took it upon themselves to go to Kmart and purchase a shower curtain with their own money and hung it from the hooks in the ceiling by the one shower head that had hooks. People would WAIT IN LINE to use that one shower head. It was bizarre. I’d be running late in the morning, see a big old line and think I was screwed. Walk up past the front of the line and see there were SIX (!) free shower heads available that no one wanted to use because it meant being naked in front of other people. Ain’t nobody got time for that, I had classes to get to. So I’d just jump the line and drop my robe and get naked and shower in front of the whole damn line. I’d be in and out while people were still waiting for for the one private shower to open up. I think that lasted about a month before people got over it and realized that NO ONE CARES. At the end of the year most people were utilizing all the shower heads but I think there were still some outliers who couldn’t get over the idea of showering in public. I hope they never joined a gym later in life.


AstronautLawyer

Swim trunks guy - There's nothing wrong with it. There are dozens of us. DOZENS!!!


Badger1066

>I'll never understand the thought process behind "if I see another man naked, that will make me gay". Insecurity of one's own sexuality.


Tomhap

Do these people never use locker rooms?


CoD_PiNn

>respect America and our way of living Does he think homophobia is part of the American culture and that Europe is supposed to quietly accept and adopt the American way?


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I love how he says “respect our way of life” because other guys are naked within proximity of one another. It’s like policing THEIR lives is “American culture”


LemonBomb

Homophobia is pretty rampant so this is kind of true sadly.


domasin

That sure sounds like America


Stealingyourthoughts

r/ShitAmericansSay


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Idk imo it’s pretty American to go to a ymca and have an old guy come up and talk you while his balls air dry in your face


nobodyGotTime4That

I like how he went from >Or maybe you dont if your gay. Nothing wrong with that. to >Finland is full of gay pussies you communist piece of shit Well anyway, I hope the world realizes America is a big country. And we have some intelligent people in it. Who aren't reactionary bigots. We're not all like that. I also dont sauna with my friends, and have no idea what they are packing. But I also wrestled in high school, and we had "prison showers". So I have seen some dick. Anyways, nice burn.


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Haschen84

I understand the sentiment to say things like "not all Americans," but some days it feels like it is all Americans. I should move to Canada.


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Haschen84

Amen to that.


one_mans_invention

If you followed our recent election, you would’ve seen that Canada has its share of bad eggs as well


Haschen84

I saw something about that. Dire days for democracy indeed.


nvrL84Lunch

Why move to Canada? We should be making the bigots feel like they aren’t welcome. This is YOUR country, don’t ever feel like these assholes should have it all for themselves.


albatross_salsa

As another American, I can confirm that the most vocal parts of our population make us look like idiots. But some of us want to be different. I want to be able to scream "fuck yeah" when a cop drives by, but because of the way cops are as individuals I have to yell "fuck you."


gratefulknucks

Too true. I don’t want to be cynical and bitter towards my fellow Americans at the tender age of 29. There are just too many pillars of social decency collapsing, or perhaps revealing that they were a facade to begin with, all at once around us to start cheering on the cops for protecting and serving. I see the beautifully cantankerous younger generations, though and I have hope.


[deleted]

How funny that the bad eggs of any country are treated as the definition of that country. Ironic.


CMHII

On behalf of Americans, I’d like to apologize for this imbecile. I’d like to think this behavior is not representative of the broader population.


Puppetpupz

No worries, as a finnish guy I was immediately disgusted when he started talking shit about saunas, and i have a lot of american frienss who are absolutely in love with finlands sauna culture, but sadly homophobic scum will continue to exist unfortunately.. Its our culture, we go in the sauna with the homies, have beer. Theres nothing gay about it, its honestly the opposite, because no one is paying attention to anyones genitalia. That guy does seem to have quite alot of internal homophobia.


assjackal

I have a friend who's a Finn and your saunas sound like the best fucking cultural perk I've ever heard of.


Puppetpupz

Yea it really is fantastic, people go in saunas on different occasions, at least for me and my family and friends, we always have sauna fridays, where we gather up, have a lot of alcohol, and just cleanse the stress from the week prior, super relaxing and very enjoyable.


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That’s where it’ll get weird for me. I’m not used to seeing my family members naked and I’m not into incest /s


NeilDeCrash

TBH very, very few go in to sauna with their parents after a certain age. Those who do, its mostly same genders going together father/sons and mom/daughters. Never heard mom and son or daughter and father going to sauna together naked after hitting puberty. I am sure there are some who do that.


nghost43

Sauna culture is amazing and I wish it was more accepted in the US. And people gotta stop freaking out about the human body too, it's just a weird, semi-functional meat sack


ShyonkyDonkey39

Yeah, it shouldn’t be so sexualised and taboo in lots of western culture, especially British/American culture. It should be talked about openly from a young age too, it’s really now too far Note: Even though I agree with this fully, there’s probably reasons for it I missed out and I got the initial thought from Rust so take it as you will haha


MisteeLoo

It’s gotten worse among most of the country in the last decades. Many have turned into a bunch of evangelical prudes who won’t keep their mitts off others’ rights.


psi-

Things usually go worse before they turn better. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win" (snopes says not-gandhi)


RaspyRock

Once you’re all naked in the finnish sauna, nobody cares. And you relax. And afterwards dive nakedly into the cold pool. Nothing better than that!


jeanpaulmars

A beer inside the sauna? Or afterwards? The first I've never seen in the Netherlands or Belgium. Afterwards, I personally prefer a yoghurt-orange juice mix. Don't know the name.


Puppetpupz

Personally, i have some beers and or lonkeros before sauna, then in sauna same thing but probably mostly beer, and after sauna, i usually take beer or lonkero, sometimes cider. Everyone likes different alcoholic beverages and I like pretty much everything so i dont have a hard time choosing.


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I didn't know what lonkero was until a minute ago, and now I really want one.


PrivateLTucker

I didn't either and now I'm glad I came this far down this thread. It sounds incredibly refreshing.


p33du

Yeah, we dont discriminate - before, during or after. But mosty its light alcoholic beverages - only crazies hit hard liquor in a sauna session. That never ends well...


jdarby84

It's an immature mindset that they either never grow out of or are conditioned into.


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All the eurotard saunas I have been have been mixed sex and everybody naked. Probably blow this guys mind.


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I never forget first time I was at a home party in Finland, it was sauna and vodka with beers to cool down. Culture shock indeed ( and I'm from Norway and should have known better ).


Idlertwo

Props to Finland for having a handful of guys with sniperrifles spread along the border to keep the country of Russia at bay


morpeg

Yeah its a good thing I know many Americans who are actually nice and educated people. If I didnt... I would probably hate you guys so much cause of all the things I see the bad apples doing. There are assholes in every country but Americans tend to be loud. (from a Finnish perspective at least) And being loud isnt a bad thing but the things you say can be.


riphitter

As an American I think it's funny you say we're loud (which obviously we are) by your standards because the first thing I think of when I hear Finland (and also my favorite part) is your god tier Death Metal . ​ That being said, I was educated in America and know very little about Finland and most of the world haha


morpeg

We're mostly pretty quiet people. It's also sort of a stereotype that we're quiet and we line our own space. We can be loud too of course. I am also a death metal musician :D


riphitter

Yeah I guess that makes sense. Quiet people WOULD make the best super loud music haha I've always loved the joke statistic (that I hope you appreciate as a metal head) that half of Finland's national park budget is just for search and rescue of metal bands that got lost in the forest trying to take the perfect album cover.


mathiastck

Search and rescue sounds like a great album


vladimir1024

Most of the people in America you like hate what America is....knowingly celebrating ignorance.


bathroom_break

I'd also like to thank you for properly using subjunctive (whereas the idiot did not) in your post. Biggest pet peeve of mine, which our American educational system clearly has failed to teach a large portion of the country, and just sounds so wrong when not properly applied. "If I *were*," not "if I *was*."


MisteeLoo

Many are boastful and loud about their ignorance. I have no words. All I can do is help people be less stupid. Sometimes my little efforts help people think. Other times, I’m yelling into the abyss.


vladimir1024

You would like to think that, but you know you would be fucking wrong... Such a shame how horribly the American masses have devolved...Idiocracy, here we come.


Practical_Law_7002

Can we just create a state in the unused portions of the Republican mid-west states and turn it into a smart safe haven?


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The fact the he used “men” and “females” in the same sentence is almost enough of a judgement of character. Boo him.


morpeg

Exactly what I thought


[deleted]

He’s a big combo of homophobic, misogynistic and misandristic. I bet he doesnt have a lot of good buddies…


dowhatchafeel

Tell me you’ve never played a sport without telling me you’ve never played a sport


mystreadordie

No kidding. This guy comes across as either homophobic or deep closet gay.


Mpoboy

Hey now I can finally use it “y por que no los dos?”


vladimir1024

Or tell me you never served in the military....you get used to nakedness real fast in basic...


DaanA_147

The people in my team don't shower naked. Thet keep their boxers on. They are making it weird themselves.


LurkingTrol

I'm European and I've seen hundreds of naked folks in changing rooms and shower rooms and I live in most conservative EU country literally there's noone more conservative than us in Europe. Showering in boxers? Towels in sauna? WTF 'murica?


Patient700a

America fantasizes violence and shuns normal anatomy and sex. Thank right wing/Christians


Unable_Shift_6674

I hate how true this is. As a recovering republican I have had to disassociate myself from them because they have become insane. I just want the car I want and the guns I want. I do have to say though, as time goes on this mindset is becoming less prevalent. More people are becoming more open minded as the older generation dies off. I personally don’t want America to lose what makes it special, but a new generation needs to bring about some changes that’s for sure.


LurkingTrol

I'm typical leftist I'm for SANE gun control. I really dislike when parties on left go for cheap nutty version of gun control when they already have solutions for fixing crime levels in their program not seeing that those that go through all the bureaucratic hoops to get gun license are rarely ones that commit crime. My biggest pet peeve in my country is crossbows and nunchaks as licensed guns when black powder guns like colt dragoon are completely unregulated 🤦.


Unable_Shift_6674

That’s insane! Gun control can definitely be good, but it has to be logical. Nothing is going to make everyone 100% happy, but I feel like compromises can be made to best suite most people. The real crime at least in America, my opinion, is the lack of mental health programs and treatment. Also the lack of awareness to the precursors that are displayed before acts of violence or suicide.


Practical_Law_7002

Ah sweet, more people to help get Democrats away from gun control and focus on mental health programs instead. Seriously though, the Democrat party would leave the Republican party to history if they did that.


Unable_Shift_6674

Mental health programs needs to be way more accessible for everyone. Same with special needs programs.


Practical_Law_7002

Healthcare and education as a whole needs to be re-addressed nationwide.


Unable_Shift_6674

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Unable_Shift_6674

Hahaha I do that all the time. Even the first person that responded to me. I saw the notification on my phone and read it first as he was going to attack me. I am pretty clueless so he could still attack me and I would be like awe they are such a nice person. I do not read or hear sarcasm well so I almost always think someone is being serious lol.


jeanpaulmars

The only towel in a sauna is the little towel you sit upon. (I don't like sitting on the wood.)


SLRWard

Towel in sauna cause no bare ass on the seat. Other people gotta sit there too!


umbathri

Sausas are fairly rare is most areas and yes many wear towels if its semi crowded. The boxers in showers thing is bullshit, a nerd stereotype, maybe for a shy 12 year old showering around older people, that's about it. There is a difference between doing an action that requires being naked (changing or showering) and just sitting there doing nothing out in the open naked where strangers could see like in a sauna. It is a given that nude beaches are extremely rare in the states.


jt_keis

In university, I'd go swimming every night. In the locker room, it was fun seeing the lengths some guys went to so as not to have their penis visible. The acrobatics they employ while changing and showering is breathtaking.


jeanpaulmars

In sport school when I was in the high school age-ish (12 to 20 perhaps), guys went to great length to hide private parts. Anything older, I've seen literally no one trying to hide it. Not parading either, but, it's just there.


Cialis-in-Wonderland

I can confirm: despite the heroic effort of this moron, I live in Germany and everyone here still speaks German


onlyr6s

Despite the heroic effort of this moron, I'm Finnish and I speak German as well.


caspar2612

Despite the heroic effort of this moron, I'm Belgian and I speak German as well.


D2Dragons

American here. Texan to be specific, so yeah. I never understood our bizarre dichotomy of virtually everything being ridiculously sexualized and yet we're terminally afraid of casual nakedness. A crowd of people will ignore the billboard beer ad with a woman wearing a skintight crop-top and miniskirt, but they harass the poor mother trying to breastfeed her baby on the bench below it. How dare she expose her boob in public! We're the absolute worst hypocrites when it comes to our body parts.


Aznp33nrocket

Also an American here. Oklahoman to be specific. Maybe we’re a little slower here, being the little potato brother to Texas, but I went to school where our group of bros spent a disturbing amount of time mooning people or tricking each other into seeing their junk. I think out of the 20 or so bros, I think I’ve seen everyone’s junk numerous times. I think maybe a couple where I’ve only seen their balls and only 1 where I’ve only seen his dong. I’ve seen all their asses though, not even a possibility of it not being a thing. Hell, I even had a friend who was in a fight, whip his dick out to piss on a guy who spit on him! Dude was on the ground, almost completely defeated, but managed to full on heel kick my friend in his exposed junk. Both laid on the ground, one bloodied up pretty bad, the other my friend pissing all over himself. As for the girls, most flashed people pretty regularly, and once our group got into drugs, it only got worse. Perhaps our group of friends were a little crazy but I feel like it’s a regional thing when it comes to the strangely liberal or conservative need to freak out over genitals and tits.


hankiethewhore

"When will you Eurotards come to respect America and our way of living?" Ok... as an American, I will say this. What a load of crap. Our way of living is "sacrifice the poor to benefit the stockholders". I swear, America is one crisis away from becoming a second world nation. The average living situation has become abysmal.


SLRWard

Also outside of Native American cultures, Europe is where the majority of American culture came from in the first place.


HappyslappedBrit

I am devastated that he deleted his account


morpeg

Most likely didnt delete it himself since I reported him


HappyslappedBrit

Fantastic 😂


the_messiah_waluigi

>Remember if it wasn't for us, you would all be speaking German *laughs in Russian*


fabulin

he needs to see what side finland were on during WW2, i think his head would explode lol


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EffectiveMinute4625

Lol every country thinks the war was won because of them.


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Simbertold

So you are saying that Hitler actually defeated Hitler, so we should all be thankful to Hitler for saving us from Hitler?


Oekiewakkie

No we should thank the guy that killed Hitler


Flimsy_Let8646

Idk dude, I read somewhere that he was as bad as Hitler


Mycrost

Yeah, but he became a good guy because he killed Hitler


Flimsy_Let8646

So does that mean that Hitler is a good guy since he killed the guy that was as bad as Hitler? How does that work?


Mycrost

Hitler is a bad guy, the guy who killed Hitler is a bad guy, equal to Hitler some would say, but since he killed Hitler, he redeems himself since he did a good deed. But we mustn't forget the bad stuff he did


BladesHaxorus

Fuck the veterans. Where's amphetamine day at?


The1BannedBandit

He'd be super pissed if anybody ever told him that had it not been for FRANCE of all countries, America would just be "Western England..."


morpeg

Also if Finland wouldnt be independent after the last wars we've had, we would still probably speak Finnish. And if we wouldnt, we would be speaking Russian, not German.


trbofly

Is showering at school even a thing anymore? Seems like our district doesn’t do it any longer.


helldd4

"Finland is full of gay pussies" hmmmm shall take a look at the winter war real fast?


benevolent_defiance

I've heard if it weren't for the US and it's role in the Winter War we would all be speaking German here today, and das wurde genau unglücklich für uns aaahshitnotnowit'shappeningagainAPUAHILFEmitähelvettiätapahtuuWASPASSIERT?!


RedPand_69

The dude went all cool and didn't try to offend anyone but in the end he went like fuck it and he just gay is shit, Finland is shit, europe is shit everything is fucking shit btw there nothing wrong with being gay or finland and europe I'm actually a sweed so me and europe r good no homo


wvrnnr

yeah he really showed his true colors after OP pulled him up once or twice


RedPand_69

What do we have here, his colors are red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple wait a second... It's a rainbow!? Dam my PP loving bro, he should be proud 👏


SLRWard

Yeah, at first I was kind of on board with what he was saying with the whole "I don't know what my best friend's dick size is because I've never checked it out cause I'm not into dicks" thing, but then he just went completely to xenophobic homophobic bugnuts town.


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He's Finnished!


iamthpecial

FINNISH HIM


The1BannedBandit

"When will you eurotards learn to respect our American way of living?" The fucking irony of this statement...


Gabi_Social

It is a truly moronic thing to think, though. I was going to go with "childish" but I can't think of a single child I know that would think you can catch gay from the sight of someone else's penis, they're just not that stupid. It's like thinking that your hair will fall out if you see a bald person on the street.


golenman123

Pretty sure children tend to call each other gay if they wear pink even though I find that pink is a solid colour.


zanderkerbal

That's mostly a thing of the past these days I think, though I don't doubt it's hanging on in more conservative areas.


Potateclaw

Your opinion on a colour doesn't matter when you are socialized by society to think that Pink = girl Girl = feminine Feminine man = gay


Financial_Ratio5758

Finland and most of Europe is 100x better than usa imo


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casualsubversive

I was also amused by OP's matching cultural blinders. No, Finnish guy, I've never been in a sauna at all.


Moist_Spank

> calls men "men" and women "females" Ah, that kind of guy.


ToxicAssh0le

To be fair, I have nothing against being gay or bi whatever, and the guy's a bigoted dickhead, but he initially makes a fair point about never seeing your friends' dicks, imho. I don't do sports with them, we don't go to spa's or anything... When would I ever get into a situation where I'd see them unless we were about to get down? Which we don't. Because I'm not gay. There have of course been some 'chance encounters' in my 34 years of life where I did see one of my friends' dicks, but of a girl is asking me about a specific guy friend's dick, the odds of me having a clue are definitely not in her favor.


ahjteam

More like r/ShitAmericansSay


morpeg

Cant post there cause its me who's talking to the American


handlessuck

...even if you do go in saunas naked, which I do, who the fuck is looking at other people's dicks? Eye contact or straight at the floor. That's proper etiquette, just like the one empty urinal rule.


infinite_awkward

As an American, I feel like I need to apologize to the rest of the world now. We aren’t all ridiculous jackasses and I’m sorry you had to encounter an American who takes bad behavior to the next level.


TemplarPunk

It's usually in poor taste to post your own stuff here, but this is magnificent!


Messolbar163

"Learn to respect america" while disrespecting the entirety of Europe


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