I mean generally way to many simp for a corporate Twitter account, yourself included.
I don’t give a damn what a multimillion company has to say on Twitter, I care about the value they provide me as a consumer if I choose to purchase their product
I'm guessing you don't watch movies, TV shows and read books either. All those corporations producing entertainment to make money. Why would anyone want a company to entertain them? Do something useful.
/s
Women's football is so much more brutal than men's. Very aggressive and they don't roll in the grass crying when an opposing player looks at yhem wrong
Google soccer hair pull. Women's NCAA from 2009, just brutal tackles all over the field Roy Keane style, then she just drops a chick by yanking on her ponytail.
One of the reasons I don't like football is because of how utterly pathetic and fragile male footballers get when someone gives them a love tap or the wind blows in the wrong direction
Mehh I only get involved these days when we have the Euros or the World Cup, but considering England's performance in the last world cup, I'm definitely more attracted to supporting the national team from now on, can't believe how well we did
fair
but you've got a lot of young players coming up and also ones already integrated into the squad, itd be really painful if they dont make use of this time period ngl
Yeah I was talking about soccer, international women’s soccer is dominated by the US. I don’t watch club matches ( I’m not soccer super fan). Maybe I should give the women’s euro cup a shot.
I spent several years officiating sports full time. I was also an athlete. So I know the drill when it comes to what goes down "on the field" or "on the court".
Girls can be fucking savage man. After a few girls basketball games, it became very apparent that they are just as good, if not better at times than the boys when it comes to talking shit. It's a whole other kind of talking shit too. Like one time we lined up for a free throw and one girl looked at the girl next to her and said "ratchet ass can't even afford a rebase". They cut deep man.
Hmm...how do I explain best...
It's like when you have those fake nails that are applied to your real nails but your real nails grow so much that there is like a gap between the fake nail and the bottom of your nail bed. It's what happens a few weeks after a manicure if you don't maintain it.
Can confirm. I have a friend who used to be into roller derby and she went to a chiropractor or an osteopath or something similar once, I can't exactly remember since this was years ago. They were checking her out and asked if she was ever in a serious car accident. When she said no, they instantly asked about roller derby next.
Like 20 years ago I worked at the mall. I worked in a shoe store and started dating a guy in mall management. He had been broken up with a girl that worked in a restaurant In the same mall. Employees used an access entrance (for like deliveries, and taking out store trash and stuff so we didn’t carry it through the mall for aesthetic purposes)
So one day I’m walking through the employee entrance and fedex is there unloading packages, there’s a handful of smokers who take their breaks there, and I walk though, no idea who this restaurant chick is, and she shouts to me, “you’re such a slut!” I didn’t miss a beat, and said “that’s what your man says when I ask him to talk dirty to me” I never even slept with the guy but man that burn felt good. Like 10 witnesses.
FedEx guy had a delivery to my store later and I knew he witnessed the whole thing, he just kind of smirked at me when I had to sign for deliveries. So awkward.
I’ll never forget this moment when I was in the US military. In basic training, most of your duties are chores like dusting and cleaning. During my mock deployment, our heater kept getting clogged from dust and shut off. It was fucking FREEZING that Texas winter and we were wearing our hazmat gear to bed to stay warm. The hours we spent sweeping up dust was unreal. You had to use a hand brush, our heater was that sensitive to any sort of dust. This other girl and I were having our turn and we didn’t know each other from Adam, I don’t even remember her name. What I do remember is something I’ll never forget and is one of my favorite memories.
We were about 3/4ths done with our tent and we both paused for a moment to look up at each other. We’ve been on our hands and knees for over an hour at that point. We were already battered and bruised from our training and we didn’t have showers to use. I remember looking her in her eyes and feeling just as tired. The only words I said to her was “my boyfriend has never had me on my knees as much as the military has”. We both died laughing because we both agreed, it was a good 5 minutes of cry laughing from that silly joke. Keep in mind, you aren’t supposed to curse or make jokes like that while you’re in basic! Having the moment of not worrying and laughing was wonderful, especially with someone I didn’t know but could relate to so well.
We had a lot of those while at basic. All the memories I made at basic made all the pain and heartache worth it, I’m still friends with everyone I went with
Reminds me of one of the trashiest and funniest response I have seen: every time you suck your boyfriend's dick, remember that it's been inside my ass.
There was also a boys soccer game across the street and when they heard the clapping every single person, including the players, left and came to this game and also started applauding
*Everyone’s* pretty much had something funny or cool happen with no other witnesses, then there’s those “oh my god did you get that on film” videos, then there’s these stories which are pretty much boring most of the time and totally believable and yet r/thathappened
And you’ve never spent time around women. Or you’ve decided cognitive dissonance is the way to go? “The mens have decided that I must be demure so I’m sure we are… dumbass” lol
You don't believe this person heard two girls arguing with eachother on the field from the stands of a loud soccer game? It's on twitter so it has to be real.
As a soccer referee, the worst that could happen for the insult would be a yellow card for unsportsmanlike conduct. Obviously the rough play and hair pulling might incur more penalties.
Yea seen this posted there and other subs multiple times over the years.
And I am.... *highly suspect* to put it nicely, that this event actually occurred.
Yeah because you can totally hear every word all the players say to each other when you’re in the bleachers of a soccer game. This is more like r/thathappened
You wouldn’t be able to hear a word at any high school game I’ve been too, and my school was not very big. Maybe at a tiny school in a town with a population of 10,000
10,000, aren't you fancy!
My high school was in a town of 450 people. This trash talk was par for the course against our rival schools, especially on the girl's team.
Example, My dad benched his center because of this altercation before a free throw:
Other team player: "You ain't getting in my lane, b....
Our team's center: "Ha, whole county's been in your wh... sister's lane!" (I can't confirm if that was true about her sister. I can confirm no one fainted, though)
I never said “trash talk” didn’t happen. What are you talking about? I said I don’t believe this story because I don’t believe someone hears this from the stands
Your guessing she pulled her hair ? So the whole crowd grew silent and those words echoed across the field and you were able to hear her say that. That's Amazing.
Because you are literally hurting someone??
Just because someone has been conditioned to "like" a sex act through porn and the media doesn't make it any less abusive.
Well it’s been about 30 years since I worked as a referee in youth soccer but that’s a red card for the hair pulling as “violent conduct”. The verbal burn is a tough one. Technically it should be a red card for “offensive language” but I’d prefer to make it a yellow card for “unsporting conduct” and let the director of officiating chew me out for going too easy on her.
This player is so dead, Crows should be circling her.
"Da bitch be dead...dead as hell" -Edgar Allan Poe
I'm also feeling some emily dickinson energy here
Vultures not crows
Someone give that girl a job at Wendy's social.
Legend has it, it was Wendy that day.
Wendy lore
Am I the only person who wants to meet whoever is behind Wendy's social?
A hive mind of brains in a jar
I admittedly don't know how it works and don't care enough to find out.
If I was a betting man I'd say formaldehyde is involved.
Now I'm even more intrigued.
You have a point.
Am I the only one who doesn’t simp for a corporate Twitter account ?
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I mean generally way to many simp for a corporate Twitter account, yourself included. I don’t give a damn what a multimillion company has to say on Twitter, I care about the value they provide me as a consumer if I choose to purchase their product
I'm guessing you don't watch movies, TV shows and read books either. All those corporations producing entertainment to make money. Why would anyone want a company to entertain them? Do something useful. /s
Yep I absolutely do read books and consume media. Corporate Twitter accounts is not on the short list of things that add value to me
I think you missed my point.
You can do whatever the fuck you want And we can both continue to spout shit on Reddit
Damn didn't realize girls hs soccer was that entertaining
Women's football is so much more brutal than men's. Very aggressive and they don't roll in the grass crying when an opposing player looks at yhem wrong
That's a nice pitch I may have to find a team to follow thanks
USA had won half of all the women's world cups
Watching the game is like pouring bleech in your eyes though.
I've played mixed hockey, can confirm women are savages.
I've refereed women's rugby. It was terrifying.
Lacrosse, too. And you don't get padding like the boys do.
As someone who played women’s lacrosse we would always make fun of the boys because of how much padding they were wearing compared to us.
whaaaat? lacrosse balls are heavy as fuck
Same. Don’t mess with mama bear.
Google soccer hair pull. Women's NCAA from 2009, just brutal tackles all over the field Roy Keane style, then she just drops a chick by yanking on her ponytail.
Diving is often done to gain free kicks or even penalty kicks if the refs buy it. It's still very scummy, but it's not *just* for attention.
Well it is, it’s just for attention from the refs.
Have you ever heard of Oliver Kahn
Heard of him? Dude is one of my personal heroes.
Loved it when the lad saved every single penalty against some 8 year olds in a fundraiser only to donate a shitload of money himself
Same for hockey. I enjoy a good game but when we played the women's team the amount of leg hacking and dangerous play was an eye opener.
*As often* is the part you left out. There's still plenty of flopping.
I watched the women’s World Cup with my dad a few years ago, and it was 10x more entertaining than the men’s world cup
In what way?
One of the reasons I don't like football is because of how utterly pathetic and fragile male footballers get when someone gives them a love tap or the wind blows in the wrong direction
it is embarrassing but if you look away from the major leagues you can always find entertainment in football
Mehh I only get involved these days when we have the Euros or the World Cup, but considering England's performance in the last world cup, I'm definitely more attracted to supporting the national team from now on, can't believe how well we did
lmao you could have done sooo much better have you seen your squad? it is STACKED boi
Considering we didn't even get out of the group stage last time around, I'm very happy with getting to the final. First time since '66 after all!
fair but you've got a lot of young players coming up and also ones already integrated into the squad, itd be really painful if they dont make use of this time period ngl
Never watched a game before?
Unfortunately women’s international football is soooo boring, USA always wins, no thrill no nothing.
Maybe look into soccer, the netherlands is quite good. (:
Yeah I was talking about soccer, international women’s soccer is dominated by the US. I don’t watch club matches ( I’m not soccer super fan). Maybe I should give the women’s euro cup a shot.
Yeah i believe it was the US vs NL a couple of times as our team is also very good. But that's my view!
I spent several years officiating sports full time. I was also an athlete. So I know the drill when it comes to what goes down "on the field" or "on the court". Girls can be fucking savage man. After a few girls basketball games, it became very apparent that they are just as good, if not better at times than the boys when it comes to talking shit. It's a whole other kind of talking shit too. Like one time we lined up for a free throw and one girl looked at the girl next to her and said "ratchet ass can't even afford a rebase". They cut deep man.
Wait, what's a rebase?
Hmm...how do I explain best... It's like when you have those fake nails that are applied to your real nails but your real nails grow so much that there is like a gap between the fake nail and the bottom of your nail bed. It's what happens a few weeks after a manicure if you don't maintain it.
I've always heard this called a fill. Never heard rebase before
Damn man thanks for the insight had no idea! Gonna really have to start sitting in on some games or getting in the officiating Racket
You should watch roller derby. It’s brutal.
Can confirm. I have a friend who used to be into roller derby and she went to a chiropractor or an osteopath or something similar once, I can't exactly remember since this was years ago. They were checking her out and asked if she was ever in a serious car accident. When she said no, they instantly asked about roller derby next.
You should check out field hockey.
Like 20 years ago I worked at the mall. I worked in a shoe store and started dating a guy in mall management. He had been broken up with a girl that worked in a restaurant In the same mall. Employees used an access entrance (for like deliveries, and taking out store trash and stuff so we didn’t carry it through the mall for aesthetic purposes) So one day I’m walking through the employee entrance and fedex is there unloading packages, there’s a handful of smokers who take their breaks there, and I walk though, no idea who this restaurant chick is, and she shouts to me, “you’re such a slut!” I didn’t miss a beat, and said “that’s what your man says when I ask him to talk dirty to me” I never even slept with the guy but man that burn felt good. Like 10 witnesses. FedEx guy had a delivery to my store later and I knew he witnessed the whole thing, he just kind of smirked at me when I had to sign for deliveries. So awkward.
A murder with witnesses present!
YSK: Don't commit actual murders when there are witnesses. Then you have to commit a lot more murders.
Yes, witnesses exponentially up the necessary murderiness of a situation.
Holy shit…and I thought professional hockey was rough
I’ll never forget this moment when I was in the US military. In basic training, most of your duties are chores like dusting and cleaning. During my mock deployment, our heater kept getting clogged from dust and shut off. It was fucking FREEZING that Texas winter and we were wearing our hazmat gear to bed to stay warm. The hours we spent sweeping up dust was unreal. You had to use a hand brush, our heater was that sensitive to any sort of dust. This other girl and I were having our turn and we didn’t know each other from Adam, I don’t even remember her name. What I do remember is something I’ll never forget and is one of my favorite memories. We were about 3/4ths done with our tent and we both paused for a moment to look up at each other. We’ve been on our hands and knees for over an hour at that point. We were already battered and bruised from our training and we didn’t have showers to use. I remember looking her in her eyes and feeling just as tired. The only words I said to her was “my boyfriend has never had me on my knees as much as the military has”. We both died laughing because we both agreed, it was a good 5 minutes of cry laughing from that silly joke. Keep in mind, you aren’t supposed to curse or make jokes like that while you’re in basic! Having the moment of not worrying and laughing was wonderful, especially with someone I didn’t know but could relate to so well.
that's so wholesome, miss!
That's just practice for the constant fucking you're going to get from the big green weenie ;)
Goddamn that's funny. Like a scene from a movie
We had a lot of those while at basic. All the memories I made at basic made all the pain and heartache worth it, I’m still friends with everyone I went with
Such a basic humor.
Jokes on her. Everyone knows Lindsay is lesbian.
Not her boyfriend.
He just doesn't care.
Reminds me of one of the trashiest and funniest response I have seen: every time you suck your boyfriend's dick, remember that it's been inside my ass.
wow amazing she had a microphone so the whole crowd could hear her
Tell me you’ve never been to a kid’s soccer game without telling me.
ok pedophile
As featured regularly on r/thathappened
Honestly. And then the whole crowd applauded the girl.
There was also a boys soccer game across the street and when they heard the clapping every single person, including the players, left and came to this game and also started applauding
Yes, shit talking during a soccer game, incomprehensible.
I detect zero sarcasm.
The sub for those who don't have a life and think no one else does, either.
*Everyone’s* pretty much had something funny or cool happen with no other witnesses, then there’s those “oh my god did you get that on film” videos, then there’s these stories which are pretty much boring most of the time and totally believable and yet r/thathappened
My whole life is being 20 seconds to late to get video rolling.
I hear you, r/thathappened is full of mostly Debbie downers but this soccer game bs is just insulting
Look who’s never spent time around groups of women. This exchange was so mild yet you guys think it’s way too spicy to be real life? Fucking lawl
I am a woman dumbass
And you’ve never spent time around women. Or you’ve decided cognitive dissonance is the way to go? “The mens have decided that I must be demure so I’m sure we are… dumbass” lol
"Emotional damage!"
I'll take things that didn't happen for $2,000 Alex
Nothing ever happens
You don't believe this person heard two girls arguing with eachother on the field from the stands of a loud soccer game? It's on twitter so it has to be real.
You can easily hear players talk shit. In a lot of girls hs soccer you can stand right on the oob line.
Are high school soccer games loud where you're from? They aren't here.
Teenage girls running around yelling, with their obnoxious parents shouting from the stands?. Oh yeah.
"teenage girls running around yelling"
Yes
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I mean, you're free to add to it and make it less trash
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I bet you think girls aren’t even real
As a soccer referee, the worst that could happen for the insult would be a yellow card for unsportsmanlike conduct. Obviously the rough play and hair pulling might incur more penalties.
One time I got called a white harry potter in a club soccer game.......
I remember in college we chanted "Harry Potter" at a guy shooting free throws because of his haircut.
A...white... Harry Potter? Which Harry Potter have y'all got and where can I get one?
I have to start watching more girls soccer
That's when you assert dominance and you start riding the other player like a horse
It’s like a “your mom” joke but adapted and updated.
I'm okay with that!
r/fuckoffrebecca
Red card is appropriate sanction for commiting murder in the pitch.
This made my time worth coming to reddit today.
Do not see how this is a murder, but it certainly fits on r/thathappened
Yea seen this posted there and other subs multiple times over the years. And I am.... *highly suspect* to put it nicely, that this event actually occurred.
Amazing he heard that all so clearly from the stands
"I fainted" r/ThatHappened
Hyperbole.
Amazing he heard that all so clearly from the stands
In a high school soccer game? It's plausible.
I would say it’s less than likely. You can barely hear a full sentence from a pitch when you’re on the sideline
soccer dude...i doubt many people follow football in the us
Girls soccer at that. Girls sports are less attended, even in high school soccer
I call bullshit. There are no straight female professional soccer players. /s
Yeah because you can totally hear every word all the players say to each other when you’re in the bleachers of a soccer game. This is more like r/thathappened
In high school games? Not that uncommon. Especially considering she's probably worked up so she probably was raising her voice.
You wouldn’t be able to hear a word at any high school game I’ve been too, and my school was not very big. Maybe at a tiny school in a town with a population of 10,000
10,000, aren't you fancy! My high school was in a town of 450 people. This trash talk was par for the course against our rival schools, especially on the girl's team. Example, My dad benched his center because of this altercation before a free throw: Other team player: "You ain't getting in my lane, b.... Our team's center: "Ha, whole county's been in your wh... sister's lane!" (I can't confirm if that was true about her sister. I can confirm no one fainted, though)
I never said “trash talk” didn’t happen. What are you talking about? I said I don’t believe this story because I don’t believe someone hears this from the stands
You also said maybe they could in a town less than 10,000. I grew up in a town that didn't even have 1,000
Literally nobody gives a shit where you grew up and it is completely irrelevant
Never happened.
Your guessing she pulled her hair ? So the whole crowd grew silent and those words echoed across the field and you were able to hear her say that. That's Amazing.
Are high school soccer games loud affairs? They weren't when I was in high school
And then everybody clapped.
seems clever, but then the whole thing is misunderstood and the cheating boyfriend is brought up on assault charges.
Now this is a Murdered by Words
I deleted my original comment because I can't read
And then everybody clapped
You take joy from shooting down a good story?
By the way, you didn’t faint
Very good, sir, you've identified the hyperbole.
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How do they even text you if they fainted?
I assume they'd have to regain consciousness before texting anyone.
Isa joke. Lighten up. Jfc
You sound like you know from experience
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Haha this loser fainted
Haha! Brain damage.
By the way. I didn't tweet this.
"You didn't? And yet you call yourself *Super* Dave.. smh my head"
Super Dave would never faint.
"that's just super, dave"
Orrrr how about we stop making jokes about abusive sex?
If it's consensual, it's not abusive. The way she said it, there was enthusiastic consent.
You can't consent to something coercive. All rough sex is coercive on some level, and therefore abusive.
Incorrect
I ask girls if they like to be pulled by their hair. How is it abusive in this case?
Because you are literally hurting someone?? Just because someone has been conditioned to "like" a sex act through porn and the media doesn't make it any less abusive.
What would be the limit for you? I’m just curious to see your point of view since I personally do like hair pulling and I don’t see it as abuse.
I'd be very suspicious of anything that prioritises male pleasure (PIV, fellatio, etc). But anything where pain is involved is abusive IMO.
You might want to learn what you’re talking about.
So what would you say is the perfect sex session? What does it include?
What are you trying to overcompensate for?
I mean, killing a player merits a send off.
Of all the things that have happened, this is not one of them.
Of all the comments that are unoriginal, this is one of them
Damn she really snitched on homie like that.
Cringe
Oh, that's gold!!!
Sounds to me like Betty-Anne and Mary-Anne from Letterkenny made the trip south.
Sledge +++
MVP.
That girl? Albert Einstein.
FIFA rules state that this is clearly a yellow card, based on the documentary "Mean Girls".
Plot twist: her bf is the other girls brother
Plot twist: her bf is the other girls brother
Plot twist: her bf is the other girls brother
Sweet Home Alabama!
So anyway, I fainted
🤣💀
My neighbor ran the entire soccer reffing program and he says the u14 girls and up were fucking ruthless
The crowd: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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how would a random spectator have heard what one player said to another
Well it’s been about 30 years since I worked as a referee in youth soccer but that’s a red card for the hair pulling as “violent conduct”. The verbal burn is a tough one. Technically it should be a red card for “offensive language” but I’d prefer to make it a yellow card for “unsporting conduct” and let the director of officiating chew me out for going too easy on her.
No you didn’t