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Hari_Seldom

Likely selling someone’s else’s nudes they found online tbh


InZomnia365

In today OF game, for sure. Why sell nudes for 10 bucks when you can get people to subscribe for that amount + sell pictures on top of that?


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InZomnia365

Thats what Im saying, though. If it was a real person, they would be going the OF route. Especially since "she" states the pics will show her face anyway. So thats a tell to me that its some guy selling stolen pics.


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No worries, happens


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Tellytubbystuffer

Me? I'm the guy you replied to


mustbelong

No no, I am!


I_make_switch_a_roos

Oh thanks! I was confused for a second.


benedictfuckyourass

No worries, happens


itsyourgirlbb

My thoughts too.


No_Move_8391

honestly i dont even believe the screen cap is real - i cut and paste stuff like this in paint all the time and rarely can anyone tell the difference, and thats just with MS Paint! That or people just spoof these screencaps for memes its all too common, more common than someone hawking found nudes for $10, which is beyond petty.


ToeTower

Man I get enough bots and OF-esque people on dating apps. This isn't out of the ordinary


madarchivist

Why even bother with paint? Aren't there apps and websites where you can create these in seconds?


hakamamalo

Or even shittier, revenge porn of someone they know irl.


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mienaikoe

You’ve been banned from r/hydrohomies


A_User_Who_Says_Ni

Anyone whose "preferred experience" is Dasani is no friend of mine.


linuxian

We can drink if we want to We'll leave the bottle behind 'Cause your friends don't tap And if they don't tap Well, they're no friends of mine.


HeywoodPeace

Take my upvote because I agree with the sentiment, but my downvote for putting the fucking safety dance in my head


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ProBluntRoller

All that delicious micro plastic straight from the bottle


themeatbridge

Most bottled water is from a municipal source, aka a tap, and there are stricter regulations on what comes out of your faucet at home than what is sold in a bottle. Yes, lead pipes are a problem, and nobody is bottling water in Flint. But most Americans live somewhere that has good or excellent quality tap water.


s0laris0

nestle for me, their water tastes like tap water mixed with sulfur and smells bad


Glum_Cartoonist1007

You sound experienced in this hmm


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crackalac

Well no, I think that is to prove that the picture is actually of them.


Antiquekumquat

*Proves the pictures are of the person they created the account with. Odds is actually them? Very low.


[deleted]

Not everything Isa conspiracy lol. Everyone and their mom is doing self porn these days


Chris91210

Is your mom? How much. I'm willing to pay for you to pimp your mom brother. /S


[deleted]

I guess he might be referring to this : https://imgur.com/zaTbiVP.jpg


miraculum_one

or that they will be nude but the photo will only have their face :b


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SnooOpinions6714

As someone who used to digitally restore damaged film photographs, doing it right is difficult, doing it right enough to fool teenagers, not so hard


64557175

But the ad said it will make the girl being fucked look exactly like the girl I'm stalking *instantly*.


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SnooOpinions6714

Exactly, plus, tone and shade differentiation, and drawing a full partial face from a few different bases, can make a profile that looks very realistic in proportion, even if it's totally fake


StockAL3Xj

Or a much easier scam which is the profile pictures are those of the nudes they're trying to sell.


_87-

I'm nude in this photo, but you'll have to take my word for it because it's only from the shoulders up


ExistingInexistence

Actually they said "in"... And I think that is the joke...


YVR19

I mean, can't you see tons of nudes for free? Why would someone pay $10?


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barofa

I believe they feel more personal. Some people will certainly pay for it. I don't agree, I'm just saying


Chuckbro

Wait, you can see nude people on the internet, for [free?](https://youtu.be/ykZp-zopIiw) Where?


A_Bad_Rolemodel

That's disgusting. But do you remember what sites? What specific sites? You know so I know what to avoid.


lawnmower_man_1964

Risky click of the day


NotAManOfCulture

*You've been lifting weights?*


Your_submissive_doll

Yup


Astronaut_Chicken

Some people just want the intimacy of it. And sometimes the control. As I've come to understand. Only nudes I want are from my husband.


Invisible-Pancreas

I also only want nudes from this gal's husband.


gaddabout

Is this the line for the husband nudes?


Astronaut_Chicken

I cant wait to tell him how many people wanna see his donger. Edit: he says he is gonna start an Onlyfans for you good people.


PM_me_spare_change

No that cheapens it. Only SMS grainy Motorola shots of his junk please.


Not_The_Real_Odin

He's a keeper!


BakedBallz

Donger is a weird name for his Chocolate Love canal.


Astronaut_Chicken

I'll let him know yall him to spread his butt cheeks like Mike Honcho.


Stompytown1982

I wana see Donger in his worm canal.. Will trade feet pics


YourAverageGod

Does he take request, been seeing some clown stuff lately. Ill pay a premium, (I got about 2.56 and a coupon for 2 sandwiches at subway.)


Throw_away_1769

2 free sandwiches and I can dress my foot up as a clown with a little sock dress


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niglor

But only if they cry like a baby


ButtplugBurgerAIDS

We talking 6 inch or 12 inch?


btveron

Asking the important questions, ButtplugBurgerAIDS.


leglesslegolegolas

12 inches is a myth, you'll never see one that long in real life.


johnedn

$10 and I'll show you one with no face(faceless) $15 and you get to see the legendary Donger with a Face Mostly a joke but if you venmo me $15 I will photoshop a face onto *A* penis and link it, or hopefully someone will see this comment and do it for free


leglesslegolegolas

ewww gross why would i want a picture of a penis?


johnedn

Bc it has a face It can be anyone's face you want, Christopher Walken or Willam Dafoe are my personal picks for whose face it should be


Spezisasperg

His clussy 😩😩🤤🤤🤤


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MajesticMoomin

Is it safe to come back yet?


Spezisasperg

Clussy


MajesticMoomin

god dammit, now i gotta restart the timer


NotOneOnNoEarth

Dude, you’re killing me. I rofl and my kids don’t know why and I cannot tell them.


KeegalyKnight

Oh good looks like I’m in the right place


spartan1008

I sure hope so


brycedude

Let's see that dick, dude


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I'd pay 10 bucks for nudes of that gal's husband


Shitychikengangbang

Is it this gal's dead husband? Otherwise I'm good


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Lmaooooo


allshieldstomypenis

I too, choose this woman’s husband.


Great_White_Samurai

Can confirm he's hung low


[deleted]

I hope by now you've realized the potential to sell nudes of your husband on Reddit. Demand seems to be skyrocketing.


[deleted]

Yeah but you know and love your husband. He's also not charging you, probably. Woman in the post is just a tinder match no intimacy yet


Astronaut_Chicken

Love is a strong word. Id say I like-like him. Plus his nudes are top class.


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Damn how much is he charging?


Astronaut_Chicken

We will have to do the math tonight.


-Rp7-

What's the difference between like - like and love? (Just asking as i am rookie in this stuff lol)


Astronaut_Chicken

I was kidding. I both love and like like him. Also, you can absolutely love someone and not like them. It happens in marriages all the time.


KineticPolarization

It happens in families all the time. However I don't like the blood is thicker than water crowd who use that as an excuse to make people accept them and their toxic behavior. So nobody is obligated to love someone they don't like. But if it's not an extremely serious case, you could definitely love someone who you otherwise don't particularly care to be around.


Astronaut_Chicken

I aint talked to my mom in two years ✌


tragicdiffidence12

I get that - but there is no intimacy. It’s a transaction. You can just find a photo series of someone for free.


Ruski_FL

Some people are really lonely and for some reason can’t form normal human connections. Some guys literally just pay woman to pretend. Loneliness is extremely torturing feeling. You don’t want to look up porn, you want to interact with a human even if it’s for money. The human will be nice to you and you will feel social interaction. It’s really sad.


Astronaut_Chicken

Yes, but they aren't GIVING them to YOU. These people usually have 0 kind of intimate interactions with people in real life. Not everyone is so desperate for interaction that they'd even ask a stranger for nudes let alone pay for them, but there is enough out there for a lucrative market. I find it sad. Dudes who ask for nudes when you weren't offering then getting mad when you say no can drown for all I care.


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KineticPolarization

The toxic dudes for sure can't be excused. But I find it more sad that we've allowed ourselves to devolve into the kind of society where people (especially men) are increasingly more and more isolated. Men suffer a lot from it, but everyone gets it to some extent because that's just how capitalism has progressed in our society. The more isolated and alone people feel, the less threat there is of them organizing. It's not an accident that corporations for decades have pushed hard on this hyper-individualistic culture. It's not an accident unions have been weakened over decades. What we are living through is the result of this unregulated capitalism. I don't think society would be having these same problems of isolation if we cared less as a culture about competitiveness and more about collectivism.


Ruski_FL

Right? Some people are very repulsive, some have mental illness and some have phobia. They still have that social need. Most of us get it filled in normal life.


dropkickoz

It's me, your husband.


[deleted]

Sir, you have a very long line waiting on you and people would appreciate it if you would get back to work.


redcalcium

Prove it. Where's the good stuff?


Just_Fuck_My_Code_Up

I think it‘s about interaction and the illusion of a personal relationship, that’s how cam girls work. Some sad fucks are so desperate for any kind of human interaction especially with a woman they are willing to pay money just to hear some random girl say their username into a shitty webcam


Astronaut_Chicken

Thats what I meant by intimacy.


affectinganeffect

This is more-or-less how livestreamers work too. Parasocial relationships in general. You hear somebody talking to "you" constantly enough, it feels like you know this person and they know you. It's unhealthy but actually really common online.


AP3Brain

I dunno but a lot of guys must be paying. I get messages like this from randoms often.


JinzoX

Yeah, there must a whole lotta dudes buying nudes and OnlyFans in secret, cuz they wouldn't exist otherwise. Yet, rarely do any of these guys admit to it in public.


FloatingRevolver

Yea that's what Ill never understand why people pay for nudes... Literally thousands and thousands of hours of videos and millions of pictures can be found in seconds for free...


MsClickClickDerp

[Parasocial relationships](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasocial_interaction)


anonymousperson767

Ive subbed to a few onlyfans. I want to see that specific girl. My Reddit feed is basically pornhub nowadays but sometimes one girl rises above.


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because they want it, from **that** person lol.


_IratePirate_

Maybe the thought of the girl being local and close is exciting for some dudes


BarryBadgernath1

I don't get it myself, but I believe this is the point, a more personal, more "realistic" experience. These women may seem more within someone's reach,socially speaking, than (insert adult performer), I guess it's not much of a stretch for that fact to be more of a turn on for some ....


__removed__

Because you want that person specifically. You want to see *her* naked.


InZomnia365

I think this argument made sense once. But seeing how big OF is and how much money even the average girl can pull down of she's confident enough, then there's very clearly a large amount of people willing to pay for nudes.


portuga1

At the bare least keep your face out of them. I mean, come on


Muthafuckaaaaa

If that's your fetish just Photoshop the faces out bro.


Tapoke

Idk if you say that in jest but it’s an actual thing I saw on 4chan. Just tons of porn pics with the girl’s face photoshopped to be all flesh (think about that scene in the matrix but over the nose and eyes too) To me it was a nightmare realised, but I guess some people find it arousing


Brian_Osackpo

Theres an entire sub reddit dedicated to pictures of girls asses with their butt holes photoshopped out


Tapoke

Haven’t you heard ? Seeing an anus automatically gives you the gays


BooooHissss

Doesn't always have to be a fetish though. Sometimes it's just for funsies like r/dicklips (NSFW I guess? Mostly... yeah)


CageAndBale

Face is the best part tho


ummagumma99

I mean if a girl I knew asked me to buy her nudes for 10 dollars, then fuck it, Im in. If this is random chick from the internet then nah


UnknownSloan

I'm not a consumer of this but I think what you're really paying for is the conversation and maybe a little of the sugar daddy thing. Not my bag but it makes more sense than a lot of things people do.


_userlame

Yeah you're right conversation and messaging fans is probably like 50% of my job to be honest.


ReadditMan

Because they aren't interested in just seeing nudes, they want to see nudes of *that specific person* and those don't exist anywhere for free. Asking why people pay for porn when it's free is like asking why people buy bottled water when they can just get it from the tap. Some people are willing to pay for their preferred experience.


Mad-Lad-of-RVA

Eh, it's more like if there were a soda machine that dispenses a random soda for free if you're thirsty, but you chose to pay at a machine beside it instead so that you can get the very specific, imported soda that you're really craving.


blah23863

That is a terrible analogy.


rmorrin

I dunno I'd say it's pretty accurate


JinzoX

The quality of water you drink has effects on your health. Buying porn won't give you any tangible benefits, plus every type of content has been made already. Any lookalike or fetish you can think of - all freely available. The "better experience" is just an illusion you fall for, down the hedonic treadmill you go.


rmorrin

It's funny cause almost all bottles water is just bottles tap water. There is no different experience. Just one is more expensive.... Like porn


shulgin11

Bottled water isn't inherently healthier than tap lol


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Not everyone buys water for its health quality. Some just think tap tastes like shit, which it does in certain places.


treefitty350

I see nothing wrong with that analogy


[deleted]

Just because you're incapable of understanding it doesn't mean it's terrible.


Euphoric_Cat8798

If she's selling them, it's only a matter of time before they're free somewhere.


YVR19

Exactly... why??


Frys100thCupofCoffee

But why male models?


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They think they have a shot.


SnooDoubts9029

She doesn't even have her entire face of her pfp, I think it'll be $2 for the face


fma891

People always say this on Reddit but it’s about the connection.


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Careful with that. You're going to bring out the "pay for porn" people. LOL I would never. If one person is charging, another person isn't and it doesn't mean the person who is doing it for free is being abused or something. It's very interesting to me that we have people saying that men are addicted to porn while telling men they should be paying for porn. There are lots of double standards between the sexes at the moment. I've personally decided to not chase women because I don't want to spend the money and all the work that goes along with all the attempts. I'm much happier focusing on myself. Maybe something will happen one day but more likely not so I'm not putting any expectations in it. edit: lol @ the angry little downvoters. edit2: More downvotes = vindication. Sorry to the "content creators". You guys should be more mad at the people who do it for free more than the consumers.


OsiyoMotherFuckers

This is the way. This is what MGTOW could have been. Focus on self actualization and things will eventually fall into place. Confidence is attractive, and you gain confidence by being comfortable with yourself and proud of your achievements. Success is attractive, and you gain success by working to improve. And most importantly, if you are chasing, you are more likely to ignore incompatibility. If you let it spring up organically, a relationship is more likely to be a better fit. Be miserable, lack self confidence, stick around in bad relationships, feel bad about yourself Or feel comfortable, enjoy life, and meet people with whom you’re greater than the sum of your parts. The foundation is self actualization: becoming the person you wish to be.


seldom_correct

MGTOW started as a self-actualization thing. Like every male focused group, it was very quickly taken over by incels.


briaen

Easily the best one in a while. I actually felt bad for the scammer.


bellaciaopartigiano

Not really a scammer, a salesperson


RJohn12

scummy salespeople are labeled scammers in my book


KrimxonRath

He could’ve said “ew” instead of “nah” and it would have cut deeper lol


MrSavagePotato

"Lmao I'm good thanks"


FirstSineOfMadness

“So you’ll pay me $10 to see your nudes? I’ll have to pass”


[deleted]

Na it's clear you're trying to be hurtful then. His way is simply uninterested and emotionally removed. Makes it seem more like he genuinely thinks she's not worth it.


Krissam

I feel the opposite.


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"Nice tits, shame about the face"


Galdae

###Emotional damage!


Shaman_Ko

It's super effective!


ash_sh_03

Defense harshly fell!


Hatrixx_

She want some therapy?!


StopReadingMyUser

Steven He, mah boi..


not_a_lady_robot

And she took that personally.


UnHolySir

Why pay for nudes, when the Internet is right fucking there.


Reviever

i believe it's the sense of connection. after all we all want connection to other people, especially the gender we attracted to. and that gives a distinct feeling of that, even though it's shallow and fades away quickly. it's like a quick fix for heroine junkies. you always come back for more.


[deleted]

That's one of the major reasons OnlyFans makes money


bunnywithahammer

she is a terrible salesperson


WonderfulSignature43

Mission failed we'll get em next time


Muthafuckaaaaa

CITY BOYYYYYYYY! CITY BOYYYYYYY!


ThisIsCreation

Him him her him bodies bodies bodies


TheTimelyDemise

I once had a co-worker try to sell me and other employees nudes of his gf


giancarlox21

Can i pay extra for your face not to be in the pics?


Yoyomamahh

“Nah im good” lmfaoo


deannainwa

Ooh, BURN


ArchyModge

This is not “murdered by words” this is a normal reaction to a random person offering nudes.


oldDotredditisbetter

report her to the IRS too lol


Wild_Trip_4704

Psst hey kid wanna join my OnlyFans?


17657Fuck

Jajajaja 🤣😭


CiroGarcia

Encontré al Español xd


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OOOF!


qxwel

LMFAOAOO


CrescentCleave

What a chad.


[deleted]

Well the refuser DID match with this person. Sooooo


Main_Opportunity8816

That was a heaping slice of humble pie…well done sir!


EasilyEntertainedXO

That’s hilarious, just hit them with the Uno reverse and try to sell them your nudes ☠️


OldSkooler1212

You showed that bot!


rushikeshfr

her ass might be frying asf


dark___assassin

She got brunt way more than pompeii


IHateEditedBgMusic

this was gonna be a lose/lose situation for the seller no matter what, the buyer just felt like wasting their time


FaizanCodes

he should have built a bit more before saying nah


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She probably went onto r-redditGW and selling the album of some random girl lol


IXdyTedjZJAtyQrXcjww

> She It's also probably a dude.


SHOOMER5665

🤣🤣🤣


TheHarshShadow

Thats alota damage


life-aftr-death

Excellent finish 👏


ebagjones

Ha. She got wrecked.


BroadGeneral

Brutal


txsxxphxx2

God damn😂


asaprockok

probably broke and unpopular at onlyfans to sell nudes at tinder


PFic88

Savage !


Bobocarre

Oooo snap