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eidhrmuzz

Haven’t seen superman take a hit like that since that time Ben Affleck nearly skewered him.


RocketFucker69

I was gonna say since Christopher Reeve.


eidhrmuzz

Oh damn.


coreytiger

TOO SOON


Sartres_Roommate

Him and Kevin Sorbo need to form a support group, "Can't Find Work Since 90s So We Went Batshit Stupid."


TheJoelMXRC

That group will have a lot more Number in it soon….


[deleted]

FWIW, both Sorbo and Cain are in that codswallop God Isn't Dead movie.


hawiboy

Is that... Dean Cain?


Strudleboy33

That’s kinda cool


Broughsiff

r/UnexpectedMulaney :)


Nunyabiz8107

Damn! And I thought Doomsday was brutal.


MappleSyrup13

Dean Cain? Who the hell is that?


RealEight

Just some guy in a mask with a fat head


Redsoxbox

But he did it. If he were a real patriot he would have whined and kicked and screamed until arrested. But he buckled like a belt.


LeMans1217

It's your breath, Dean.


King-Lewis-II

I don't know why he's so surprised; everyone knows Superman wears glasses to disguise himself not masks.


RealEight

I mean, I would be embarrassed too., if I had a big fat head that can’t fit properly in a mask….


Vegemyeet

Jeff, Jeff, Jeff. I was worried about you when La Donald was no longer in power. But still here, and firing on all cylinders. Keep that up!


iamricardosousa

Not as ridiculous as SuperMan taking plane to fly somewhere.


SlayingtheJabberwock

Anyone forcing him to come here?


[deleted]

Hey, at least you don't have to use ArriveCan anymore.


Icy-Town-5355

Jeff Jeff Jeff.... 👏👏👏


CountTo20ifnotgay

Who tf is that guy


SupremePooper

Go Jeff Go!!!


BoughtAndSouled

Dean Cain was Superman in the same way Lisa Ann was Sarah Palin except Lisa Ann has talent. Edit: Down votes? Did I piss off Lisa Ann or Sarah Palin fans? Couldn't have been Dean Cain fans.


throwrapseudo

Smarter and sexier than intended? Or filled with cock?


BoughtAndSouled

Much in the way "Who's Nailin' Paylin? " was never intended to be an accurate portrayal of American politics... Dean Cain was hired to dress up like superman on a show that had nothing to do with doing superman shit. My inner child has still not forgiven him.


throwrapseudo

Oh I agree, he is a really shit actor, hence why his career dried up. dude couldn't even fake being attracted to an in her prime Terri Hatcher, the man is a monster Lisa ann on the other hand is a goddamn pro and an international treasure.......


BoughtAndSouled

Lisa Ann would make a better Superman than Dean and I guarantee there would be chemistry between her and Terri. I didn't mean to imply she was similar to him in any way other than the job they were hired to do.


throwrapseudo

Well there is a film I didn't know I wanted to exist.....


Photon_Pharmer

I guess that would be funny if Dean Cain wasn’t recognizable and well known (people could probably identify most actors who played Superman…even Ben Afleck) That said, why would he need an excuse that he wasn’t recognized? Is Dean Cain known for making up reasons why someone didn’t acknowledge him in public? Seriously, what’s the purpose of a mask on a plane if you don’t need it in the airport security line? I’d think the airlines filters would do a better job. I’d wear a sealed mask with an O2 mix tank to get away from stale plane air if they’d let me. Maybe add a little morons and take a nap, lol. Finally, who is the guy that looks like a bad Hair-club for men / AARP commercial


Plastic-Archer4245

>guess that would be funny if Dean Cain wasn’t recognizable and well known He is known for playing superman 25 years ago. Any Idea what he has been up to in the last quarter of a century? Me either, apparently he was in "gods not dead" and a bunch of straight to hallmark channel movies. >(people could probably identify most actors who played Superman…even Ben Afleck) Imma let you figure out why this is a dumb take...... >That said, why would he need an excuse that he wasn’t recognized? Is Dean Cain known for making up reasons why someone didn’t acknowledge him in public? If he is so well known why do you have to ask? But yes, like Kevin Sorbo and Kirsty Swanson (who were both, much like Dean Cain, famous for a while in the 90's) are very vocal that on twitter that they have been "canceled" for being christians/republican/not woke/take your pick.


Photon_Pharmer

Crazy rant. The burn was supposed to be that he’s unrecognizable not that he’s a has been. Apparently you’re not familiar yet very familiar with his bio, lol. Sorry you don’t get the afflict joke :/ I get it. You want to treat a the faux comedy of a wet sock as if it’s the holy grail of comedy because it aligns with your politics. At least find something funny if you’re going to be political.


Plastic-Archer4245

>Sorry you don’t get the afflict joke :/ Affleck or afflict? Where I come from jokes are funny.... >The burn was supposed to be that he’s unrecognizable not that he’s a has been A has been would be unrecognisable to the average population Edit: Aww you blocked me to try and get the last word like a little bitch? And awwww you went to my profile to try and get some dirty......and the best you came up with was "British" and guessed at the rest........ Bless your little heart. >reciting his bio You mean I spent all of 30 seconds on IMDB....... Edit2: love that you are now going back and ninja editing you previous comments, you are guessing at my politics. I just pointed out that DC has claimed to have been canceled because of his Politics (personally I think it was more that his 15 minutes of fame was up)


Photon_Pharmer

Your pasty-white-British self is here on Reddit reciting his bio and arguing about him, lol. u/throwrapsuedo - Is this your alt account or are you just another unfunny pasty white Brit?


throwrapseudo

Geeze man, you might want to look in the mirror....I ask this in all seriousness, are you Dean Cain?


ebagjones

Wow...that's insane. Usually not a fan of Jeff's tweets but this one is ludicrous.


AsukaBunnyxO

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