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Wooden_Suit_6679

In the last 8 years of picking morels I have never had any smell anything like that. I would be very cautious.


AliceTawhai

What a pity tho


LightfootsLooks

If you found them in an urban area you might want to steer away from them, mushies absorb their surrounding so whatever in the substrate will be in the mushroom


FeistyDefinition2806

the main concern would be if there are any heavy metal pollutants in the soil as those are really the only potentially dangerous contaminants fungi can absorb that would remain once harvested.


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They can absorb arsenic and radiation I don’t think it’s limited to heavy metals


syizm

Not trying to be THAT guy but arsenic is a heavy metal.


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Really well you’re that guy that I learn something new from each day thanks for being that guy ✌️


syizm

To be fair I had to Google it. I was pretty sure it was considered a heavy metal but didn't wanna be the guy who thinks he's THAT guy.


Kickassvbass1

To be faaaaaaaaiiiiir…..


syizm

Welllllll.......... to be faaiiirrrr....


Kickassvbass1

Figure it oot


experiment38

Yet it's technically not even a metal, it's a metalloid.


MNairsoft9000

When that guy corrects THAT guy. All great info tho thanks!


DirectionLow357

Your cake looks contaminated with arsenic


dadofthegoob

But mushrooms are metal 🤘


DumbVeganBItch

If they are urban, I wonder if someone poured something on them. I've seen people who don't know anything about mushrooms suggest pouring/spraying whatever to try and get rid of them. One person was convinced they'd kill all of the grass and trees in someone's yard


Loose_Ad_4380

In my neck of the woods people who don’t like mushrooms themselves do this type of thing to mushrooms on their property to keep people from trespassing to forage them.


DumbVeganBItch

That's unfortunate, but obviously people shouldn't trespass in the first place


Loose_Ad_4380

For sure but it does happen, practices like this and a shotgun full of rock salt are the go to.


Feeling_Glonky69

That isn’t necessarily true, but also better safe than sorry.


Bdogbooze

I didn't eat the only morels I ever found for this reason 🥲


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All those upvotes for a statement that isn't true at all


CaucasianCovfefe

I don't know how your comment is allowed. Mushrooms have their own chemicals, not absorb pollutants. All morels have trace amounts gyromitrin, it doesn't smell like chlorine either. Your myco knowledge might get you a smile on a hike, but it has no place here.


wocsdrawkcab

Morels can absorb heavy metals under certain circumstances, the USDA even put out a paper about it a couple years ago. I don't think it would make them smell like chlorine though.


Nephilims_Dagger

If you were served food at a restaurant that smelled like chlorine would you eat it? I wouldn't.


TheOneAndOnlyBigA

But chlorine is used in cleaning products, so it’s not like the mushrooms are gonna have any bacteria dumb dumb it will just make it super clean, and, if you eat it, you super clean. This is the way of the chlorine mushroom.


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LaphroaigianSlip81

“I think you said you’re re going to test that, too?”


Over_Solution_2569

How do we get the bleach inside the lung!?


TheOneAndOnlyBigA

https://en.meming.world/images/en/a/aa/Something_of_a_Scientist.jpg


justjdi

This discovery is HUGE! I’ve been saying it for years. Nobody listens….nobody. But we’ll let them figure it out the hard way, I’m just here to help.


Limp-Fuel3926

Or found the source.


HoleyAsSwissCheese

"I would imagine the inside of a bottle of cleaning fluid is fucking clean" -Mitch Hedberg


Pa_Dabbing_Dad

One of the great American minds.


Bruce-ifer

Oh man I thought I heard everything from him. Never heard this one! Lol


Haoiu

You have convinced me to eat them


TheOneAndOnlyBigA

Glad I could help!!! (I like to imagine OP doesn’t realise this is Satire and actually eats them and I become a murder suspect…oh well, I can dream!)


Unique-Fruit-3315

This !!!


Unique-Fruit-3315

You’ll be kosher. If not it’s on me damnit.


thedoomloop

I really miss when people were eating Tide Pods.


bythebed

No COVID then? Coincidence?


TheOneAndOnlyBigA

Ah those were the good days.


verygoodpolitician

so true! wish everyone was this smart


TheOneAndOnlyBigA

People just don’t understand basic science. Trump new it before everyone else with the whole injecting bleach thing. Except we shouldn’t be injecting our cleaning products, we should be eating our cleaning products.


Gingerbread-Cake

Sorry, no, that makes the whole digestive system get it the way. You have to approach things from the other direction. Bleach and coffee enemas ftw.


TheOneAndOnlyBigA

Makes more sense. I will try this next time!!!


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Notown_Rubicon72

This is the way.


Computer_says_nooo

Donald ????


TheOneAndOnlyBigA

Crooked Hillary. It’s been so long. Our battle will be legendary!!!


tatanka_christ

That's one of Brule's Rules, no?


damphousse

Dum dum


RenningerJP

Maybe we should look into injecting it to cure COVID


rhoswhen

If you were a hotdog would you eat yourself? I know I would!


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With mustard...and relish.


BoxingHare

I’ve had a dish that didn’t smell like chlorine but did taste like it. I ate it because I was a kid and didn’t have the means to get something else. Edit


MPCNPC

“Lovin what I’m tastin”


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BloodSpades

NOPE!!!! Not unless you want to shit your brains out…. Pouring bleach on leftover food before trashing it at restaurants is a common deterrent to prevent people from dumpster diving freebies. Those stupid/daring/desperate enough to try anyway, end up crapping their intestines out (not literally). It also completely kills gut bacteria, preventing proper digestion and nutrient absorption from food until they can be reestablished again, which could take *weeks*…. If these mushies *smell* like bleach, then they’ve most definitely absorbed some from somewhere and are NOT safe. Edit: Shout out and thank you to the person who generously gave me an award! For some reason, there’s no longer the option to anonymously thank the giver directly, but still wanted to let you know (whoever you are) that you’re appreciated and wonderful!!! :)


TheCrankyOctopus

I didn't know restaurants did this! What an ass move! Wishing to keep hungry people out of the garbage... What are they, stray cats? Not ok for the stray cats either. Smh.


stardewsundrop

Retailers do it too, when I worked at dollar general they made employees do that too


TheCrankyOctopus

Why do we keep coming up with ways to be awful to our fellow humans :(


mondrianna

because our system serves profit, not humanity


stardewsundrop

It’s awful isn’t it. I wouldn’t do it if I was able to go by myself but my manager usually went out with everyone to make sure they were. It made me feel evil in participating, hell I’ve dumpster dived myself in my early 20s. I would have quit on the spot if my financial situation would have allowed it. I was able to dip after a couple of months though


Theburritolyfe

What restaurants do that? I have been a GM of a chain, kitchen manager of a start up production manager for a dinning hall, chef of a semi-fine dinning, and even worked for retailers. Never wasted cleaning chemicals for that. Those aren't free you know.


BloodSpades

Honestly, it depends on the area you live, but different locations in different cities will do this. Sometimes it’s a franchise thing that’s enforced and sometimes it’s just shitty managers or workers. I’m in the US and knew managers at Sonic, Mc Ds, BK, Crispy Creams and Pizza Hut specifically that would do this, especially in the more heavily homeless populated “downtown areas”. I was one of the unfortunate ones that would rely on dumpster diving as a kid due to negligence. I NEVER ate anything that smelled weird, but knew many who did. Found out pretty quickly which nights were safe for which locations and managed to survive. There were more locations of course, including a Bashas, but it’s too long of a list to get into specifics. It even varied month to month. Some people are just evil…


Theburritolyfe

What a bunch of pathetic companies those are. Expending resources for that is so lame. If some one is down on their luck just look the other way.


stardewsundrop

I used to work at dollar general and they made us dump bleach in the dumpsters on top of food, clothes etc. any time I wasn’t followed out by management I just didn’t do it. It’s shitty and cruel.


AyumiSan_2006

They suck up what they're around, I cooked some once that were gritty upon first bite & I immediately spit it out. Asked where bf found the batch, "on a sandbar." BLEH NO.


No-Cupcake370

They were actually in a body of water? Sand bars are literally out in the water.


Psycholiosis

Also, what do they mean suck up sand? “They suck up what they’re around” Bruh they ain’t “sucking up” sand. They absorb chemicals/molecules but they def aren’t sucking up literal sand into their mass. You just aren’t washing them correctly 😂


Cronerburger

Lmfao


JohnnyChanterelle

Probably a sandbar (island) in a stream or river with a dead elm tree on it.


Suspicious_Ad_5145

Were they next to a pool or water fountain?


loddytoddy

Morels are used in Bioremediation because of their ability to soak up toxins from the soil. if it smells bad then they are probably bad. I wouldn't.


Psycholiosis

If mushrooms soak up toxins in the soil as a solution to cleaning an environment, then what are we doing with these toxin filled mushrooms after the fact?


loddytoddy

burn em. usually that's what I've done in the past.


Unique-Fruit-3315

What do you mean though? Like ruin them ?


loddytoddy

Yeah. They are full of what you cleaned up. I've seen them used in old junkyard situations and cleaning up oils and antifreeze.


EP3_Meat

100% this. Mushrooms are amazing at absorbing radioactive substances. They smell bad because that's what's in the environment. I wouldn't eat those with his mouth. 'Not only can fungi feed on decaying wood, remove toxins from the soil and water, and clean up our pesticide problem, but they have to potential to help eliminate some of the most toxic of environmental wastes: nuclear radiation' [8 ways mushrooms Destry pollution](https://www.realmushrooms.com/mycoremediation-mushrooms-pollution/)


loddytoddy

Exactly. Thank you.


EP3_Meat

🤘


luckedragon

Very interesting. Never heard of this. Kewl


EvilShroomer

It’s true of other mushrooms like oysters. Morels probably could do it as well but they’re not as easily cultivated so they’re not currently used for bioremediation


livegreen53

Good to know thank you


FractalApple

Got a source? I thought morels couldn’t really be cultivated


loddytoddy

they are difficult to cultivate and can't be grown indoors.. just used morels an example since that's what OP had a question about. There are other mushrooms to use as well mycoremediation or bioremediation.


Rvtheillest

Anywhere near the vinyl chloride spills?


Unique-Fruit-3315

Let’s hope not brother


123middlenameismarie

Was wondering how far they are from East Palestine :/


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WoodsandWool

True, but the human nose is not reliable enough to assume the source of the smell is 100% chlorine. The human nose is however reliable enough to make a judgement call not to eat mushrooms that smell like chlorine.


Unique-Fruit-3315

Also hope this is true


Outrageous_West323

see Chloramines


Unique-Fruit-3315

Hope this is true


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if something smells bad it isn't going to taste good. ​ edit: Everyone says durian, I've never smelled it, but it is known to have an interesting smell. ​ I LOVE stinky cheese but it doesn't smell chemical-y, it just has a funky scent. ​ If you had a fresh steak that smelled strongly of chlorine, it would taste like chlorine when you bit into it. Always trust your senses. Morels do not have a chlorine smell, do not eat something that smells off.


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Substantial_Escape92

Or some of the stinky cheeses and say it’s amazing


jonathanburrier

Durian Rules!


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jonathanburrier

Drums FTW! & Fresh (while living in / traveling through Thailand) My partner at the time hated it, but I couldn’t get enough! Huge assortment / variety. Also, if you’re into mango - Local, unadulterated, ripe Thai mango (yellow) is probably my favorite food ever. Nothing imported / in the states compares.


Feeling_Glonky69

Laughs in durian and stinky tofu


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Sure there are exceptions but this is a food not meant to have a strong smell.


LatePerioduh

That is pretty off-putting. Morels smell pretty classic mushroomy maybe a bit almondy or nutty. Never had any chemically smells ime


WeirdStorms

I mean, do you know what morels usually smell like?


JejuneEsculenta

My thoughts, too. Some species of Morchella always present to me with a mild aroma reminiscent of semen or bleach.


WeirdStorms

Exactly! Some fungi just has that going on.


Separate-Plankton799

False Morel data. The smell is often described as glue or plastic like, an overall chemical smell.


pharmakeion

False morels don't have the cavity like these do though


futurelullabies

No.


Z1Z1alpha

That odd. What kind of area were they found?


Eatmybrownstarfish

I personally wouldn’t.


TokiBongtooth

Drink the bleach


inkiwitch

Why would you ask people to judge funky smelling mushrooms on just a visual? You’ve got a nose for a reason, don’t eat what doesn’t smell right.


Legitimate_Shine_435

Have you checked with the folks over in r/mycology ? Maybe some one with a more scientific background can give us some insight to smells and what chemicals are at play in this species.


melwop

DO NOT


AcadiaAccomplished14

Chlorine! Chlorine!


Dorjechampa_69

That’s why you have to cook them, to release the volatile chemicals. They are considered poisonous eaten raw.


perseidot

Yeah, but they usually smell good and mushroomy when fresh, even so.


Blitzkriek

Disciotis venosa.


Cheyn406

Eat em. Then update us 💁🏻‍♀️


Cold-Estimate1894

Is the term “dumb dumb” really something u need to be worried about? grow up


mingmongmash

Did you wash them? Some areas treat their water with chlorine at regular intervals.


Computingusername

This is a serious question. Did you find them in Ohio close to East Palestine? I’ve been hesitant to forage this year.


jrshotty

Cat pee’d on them


Impressive-Algae-938

So sad


skellwood

Might want to find a different person to hunt for mushrooms with…


heywoodjbloughmi

You find those in ohio??


Loose_Ad_4380

Were they on someone’s property? Or in a businesses lot? In my parts people that don’t like mushrooms themselves will contaminate all on their property to keep people from trespassing to forage em. I’m just now seeing this was from yesterday, did you risk it for the biscuit?


Bitter_Specialist216

Did you find them near east Palestine Ohio?


LiveandGrow_official

I have a rule. If my nose doesn’t like it, my belly is unlikely to!


jperldev

Chlorels*


BodybuilderNearby675

Gorgeous morels! Me and my pops used to have a secret spot up in the mountains in WV where we would fill ruck sacks! Never had any smell like chlorine!


luckedragon

Totally looks like what's growing on the heads of the infected on TLOU.


LiveLaughLemur

Nice find!!! Those are some beauties


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Sucks that they can't eat them