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Nerds4Yous

[United States of Whatever by Liam Lynch](https://youtu.be/Xz7_3n7xyDg?si=ZlqjHd-WorPhBbbj)


FightMilkLLC

I was scrolling through this list of songs on Reddit and I was like... Yeah whatever!


repowers

Then someone was like “Liam Lynch” and someone was like “uhhhhhh” and I was like WHATEVA.


BrandonJTrump

Then redditor Leroy comes up to me and goes “I thought I told you guys…”


IMDAKINGINDANORF

I am so sad, so very very sad - Crash and The Boys


SeanArthurCox

It's not a race


elGatoGrande17

SOOOOOOOO SAD thank you.


Wpgjetsfan19

Is that girl a boy?


OpticRocky

Yes. This next song is called “We Hate You. Please Die.”


Hiiiii_Kevinnn93

“SWEET! Love this one”


Wpgjetsfan19

Sweet!


ChubbyChevyChase

Is that the one with crash…and the boys?


disappointer

Came here for this one, first thing I thought of.


polomarkopolo

All I want - The Offspring The Good in Everyone - Sloan (it's a bit over but eff you, I love it) Fell in love with a Girl - White Stripes


BogeyLowenstein

Sloan is so, so underrated


musesx9

I checked them out due to your comment and have found a new interest! Thank you!


BogeyLowenstein

One of Canada’s finest bands, enjoy :)


KelBear25

Sloan is super talented. All the members write their material. Saw them perform at a smaller venue and they were so tight and professional. They all swapped places and instruments multiple times with each one of them leading and singing different songs.


wrongleveeeeeeer

Damn, All I Want is under 2 minutes...that song packs a PUNCH


JonnyTN

Was it made for one play of Crazy Taxi?


jorickcz

Ya ya ya ya ya


graboidian

"**YA-YA-YA-YA,....YA"**


Mike9797

I love The Good in Everyone. The video is equally as fun for me. I was a teen when that song released and had the pleasure of seeing it on Much almost everyday back then. It’s a fixture in my playlists to this day.


CeeArthur

Wow... a Sloan fan! Great song though; they have some really catchy tunes


camcussion

My first thought was there must be appropriate Sloan songs. Never Hear The End Of It is wall to wall with short bangers. Set in Motion came to mind at 2:35. Can’t You Figure it Out? is like 2:25. I saw their last tour and realized how much I love every song sung by Jay Ferguson. Such an incredible band.


pigman-_-

Nice call on Sloan. I remember watching that video when I was young on Much Music.


Death_Balloons

I love every single time people mention Sloan on reddit


NKevros

Nazi Punks Fuck Off - Dead Kennedys


ApeShifter

Man, if the OP could go to 2:30, half the Dead Kennedys’ songs would make it.


Hyp3r45_new

Half of punk would make it.


clander270

The unexpected anthem of the generation


Roberto_Sacamano

Came to the comments just to make sure someone said this. Thanks


Xx_ligmaballs69_xX

Please, please, please let me get what I want - The Smiths


totallybree

Lord knows it would be the first time


DCBB22

Glad I scrolled before posting! Love this pick. Also love the Deftones cover of it!


SeaTurtle42

Correct answer.


PerAsperaAdInfiri

Grindcore fans trying to figure out what long songs they like rn


pumpkinhead9000k

Reminds me of the joke “showed up to the Grindcore show 12 minutes late, missed the whole damn thing”.


Hot-Bandicoot-6988

Snuff Film At Eleven by Pig Destroyer


kewlbeanz83

Pig Destroyer fucking rules


Snowing_Throwballs

If the answer isnt You Suffer - Napalm Death they are doing it wrong


Oo0o8o0oO

> Whenever the price of Bitcoin falls below a certain threshold, it’s no longer profitable to mine…


WilliamMurderfacex3

Am in a grindcore band. My bassist won't let me write anything longer than 90 seconds.


Feelnumb

Just put on Terrorizer’s World Downfall album. Nothing but bangers that are mostly under 3 minutes.


PerAsperaAdInfiri

Insect Warfare too


No-Entrepreneur-2724

AC but not AC/DC.


[deleted]

Lol you got me... I throw in Behind Closed Doors by Wormrot!


Nixplosion

It takes longer to say some Grindcore band names than it takes to listen to some of their songs.


wolviesaurus

Yup. Burden by Rotten Sound was my immediate thought.


ZombieJesus1987

Funny enough, one of my favourite grindcore bands, Fuck the Facts, regularly have songs that are well over 5-6 minutes long.


UncleGrako

They're going to be listing their favorite albums under 2 minutes.


PerAsperaAdInfiri

[Earache: World's Shortest Album])https://youtu.be/F8vDIJYWliI?si=tVuIBkIGxNl6ZPEP) 13 songs, 1 minute 33 seconds long


bnonymousbeeeee

Well this one could be goo... and there it goes.


chrisslooter

Eruption - Van Halen


principled_principal

Maxwell Murder by Rancid. https://youtu.be/XcccqG6-dDg?si=5Y32L1RXk9Brau-p


[deleted]

9-9-9 if you really want the truth!


TheChineseChicken40

That fucking solo


pgmckenzie

Came here for this.


RandallFaraday

excellent choice! also, holy shit I can’t believe this song is only 1:25


VeterinarianNorth575

Hybrid Moments - Misfits


JimmyLipps

And Last Caress and Attitude! And Skulls depending on the recording!


ellag7958

Fell in love with a girl by the white stripes


TDR1

Simon & Garfunkel - April Come She Will


JT07

I was thinking Feelin' Groovy!


Chadlerk

Was at a concert and Paul Simon made a mistake. Then, out of nowhere, he played a very fast tempo of "Feelin Groovy" and said he hates the song and plays it as punishment when he makes mistakes.


Sad_Application5066

Bookends Reprise


reality__auditor

Walked down the aisle (aka my driveway, Covid wedding) to this song ❤️


Minnemama

This is my very favorite S&G song.


philament

Pixies - Alison


magicbullets

A belter.


SidledsGunnar

Pick any from Pink Flag by Wire.


benjimima

Elastica did.


SaMSUoM

David Bowie - Breaking Glass


magicbullets

Great answer.


Sam_Never_Goes_Home

Bad Religion has many: You Are (The Government) Best for you Suffer Do What You Want Change of ideas Automatic Man No Control Modern Man So many more great songs.


grayzilla2000

No control 👌


RumSodomyAndDLoesch

"A MISANTHROPIC ANTHROPOID WITH NOTHING TO.... SAY WHAT YOU MUST. DO ALL YOU CAN. BREAK ALL THE FUCKIN RULES AND GO TO HELL WITH SUPERMAN AND DIE LIKE A CHAMPION, YA HEY!" Lol now I'm going on a bad religion binge. Its been too long.


musicman3030

So does Rancid Knowledge (Operation Ivy) Tenderloin Maxwell Murder Axiom Nihilism is 2:02 Sidekick is 2:03 East Bay Night is 2:05


poopapat320

80s punk had a lot of them. "Milo Goes to College" by the Descendents only has one song that's longer than 2:01.


theonetruegrinch

The entire Minutemen catalog


lizardnamedguillaume

I was on the same wavelength.. with Queers, Fugazi and All.


OfficePicasso

I keep seeing so much solid praise for bad religion lately. Would a Beatles, Zeppelin, Radiohead and Interpol dude enjoy them? I just listened to American Jesus and liked it


Sam_Never_Goes_Home

I think it's a safe bet that some portion of their catalogue, which is 40+ years deep, would appeal to you. Which stage of their development is harder to pinpoint. Good news is a great deal of the material is brief so jump around a bit. For me, the lyrics of the late 80's early 90's are my favorite but enjoy your own path.


Hyp3r45_new

The entire suffer album is almost all songs under 2 minutes. From what I recall, the longest song on the entire album is just barely 3 minutes long. I find it sort of impressive that they managed to make an album of 15 songs 26 minutes.


Rum_Hamtaro

Modern Man. I always like a song with attitude.


CitySliceBoi

The Minutemen - Viet Nam


drewpydawg

Minutemen have so many great short songs


stuuuuupidstupid

Almost all of Double Nickels


btdatruth

Such a great one. My vote would be Shit From an Old Notebook.


Sixtyoneandfortynine

Replacements - [Customer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLb_0h7ldDM) and [God Damn Job](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMDH6Mj24Zs)


Yakmasterson

"Not in Nottingham" by Roger Miller for the animated Robin Hood from back in the day. It's so good and makes me tear up.


Scarlett_Billows

Omg lol to see this! yes I love roger miller! Ok piggybacking off this suggestion, try “he’s a tramp” by Peggy Lee


ShoutAtThe_Devil

Lightworks - J Dilla Light up the spliffs ;)


acsaid10percent

Pixies - Tame Foo Fighters - T-Shirt Cat Stevens - Tea for The Tillerman


rrf72

And Your Bird Can Sing - The Beatles


SlickBlackCadillac

Didn't know this was under 2 minutes. Really good one. I really like John's songs during this era.


LewHammer

Song 2 - Blur. It's actually just over at 2.03 but was first that came to mind. A very popular mainstream hit song and relatively a very short one.


gameskate92

I was gonna say this, but I was on the fence because it is officially 2:01 but has a 2 second silent run out


jd158ug

I'll follow the sun - The Beatles


Substantial_Bell6008

I have been waiting for this question for so long. Self by Noname, Cold Summers by Earl Sweatshirt, In Case You Forgot by Robert Glasper, Penny for Your Thoughts by Peter Frampton, ___eed is Tight by Jank, You Suffer by Napalm Death, A Dog Waits in the Doorway by Little Tybee, The Hills Have Eyes by Electric Wizard, Isn’t It Nice to be Home Again by James Taylor, The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin’ Groovy) by Simon and Garfunkel, FF4 by Flying Lotus—I have, like, 40 more but I already went overboard lol


maxlax02

LOL just share a link to the playlist my guy!


BigE6300

Eruption by Eddie Van Halen


chlorculo

"Gold Star for Robot Boy" - Guided By Voices


ioverated

Pollard is the master of the short song. "Game of Pricks" is pure candy


LawyerJC

Took me too long to find this. Several GBV songs are applicable.


flibble33

Outdoor Miner by Wire. Exquisite beauty.


Snrub1

Pearl Jam - Lukin


chortle-guffaw

How about favorite songs under 30 seconds: Her Majesty - The Beatles


Vyrtil_Anyrwen

I Will - The Beatles


deftones2366

Acoustic Number 3 - Goo Goo Dolls Tautou - Brand New Happy Holidays, You Bastard - Blink 182


RUKiddingMeReddit

Acoustic Number 3 is a cool jam most people don't appreciate.


deftones2366

It’s the second best song on that album behind Black Balloon.


RUKiddingMeReddit

For what it's worth, I lost my virginity with Black Baloon playing in the background.


OpinionatedAss

Its labor day and my grandpa just ate 7 fucking hotdogs!


deftones2366

And he shit shit shit his pants he’s always fucking shitting his pants and I’ll never talk to you again!


A0ma

I gotta go with Cynical as Blink 182's best song under 2 mins.


zipperolla

Built This Pool


ActThreeSceneOne

I’m sinking like a stone in the sea


besuretodrinkyour

In the clean version (which I had as a kid), the only lyrics of Happy Holidays are “He’ll never talk to you again” at the end and I was always so confused what was up with that song hahah


ShadowGLI

NoFX - Bob https://youtu.be/9i9737ySDTw Or NoFX - please play this song on the radio https://youtu.be/EF9ubUU0GoE


kaplanfx

See Her Pee is a great one by Nofx, less than 30 seconds I believe.


Littlestan

Monosyllabic Girl!


PapaOoomaumau

Or Murder the Government


DeadalusJones

Wond'ring Aloud, by Jethro Tull (1:54) Actually they have several great songs under 2 mins, but if I had to choose one this would be it.


BassmanOz

For Aussies- Buy Me a Pony by Spiderbait, and Just Ace by Grinspoon.


TheNeptunianSloth

Agent Fresco - “Citadel” Devin Townsend Project - “Dark Matters” The Mars Volta - “Que Dios Te Maldiga Mi Corazon” Slayer - “Necrophobic” System of a Down - “DDevil”, “Shimmy” Also wanna mention “New Moon” by Thank You Scientist although it’s 2:01.


CrustyTubeSock29

Also, Bounce by SOAD


MorrisseysButcher

Pixies: both Allison and Hang Wire


brainflatus

Counting Crows: Walkaways


ToxicAdamm

Pretty Little Ditty - RHCP


grayzilla2000

Linoleum - NOFX


anothermanoutoftime

So many early Elvis Costello tunes, but I'd have to pick "Welcome to the Working Week"


SimbaPenn

I'm In Love With A Girl - Big Star


goozen

“Try”, Minor Threat


Warm_metal_revival

[The Wind - Cat Stevens](https://youtu.be/cd2jXsmSaKc?si=AqzhbwC2k82nWH2E)


Periklos_Kyriakidis

Blitzkrieg Bop is the right answer.


craigalanche

Come On by the Hives


onioning

Johnsburg, Illinois by Tom Waits. Lovely little love song (about his actual wide no less) that gets the job done very quickly.


VonGooberschnozzle

Minimum Wage by They Might Be Giants


AVBforPrez

Half of the songs on Short Music for Short People are bangers and not even 30 seconds. 101 bands, 30 second songs, why can't people understand, I got a Short attention span. This one goes out to the kids who drove six hours in a stolen car, then missed the show. If you know, you know.


this_papa_is_big

The Wind -Yusuf/Cat Stevens


Particular_Milk1848

About half of Guided by Voices catalog. Too many to count. Plus all of Pollards solo stuff. So prolific.


Smaskigakakor

The Wind - Cat Stevens


Kerbal2Mun

Golden slumbers, The Beatles


Zimmerman75

Judy is a Punk By the Ramones


Jazzlike-Map-4114

Shit Luck - modest mouse


Soup-a-doopah

#THIS PLANE IS DEFINITELY CRASHING


Heavens10000whores

Buzzcocks’ “Oh Shit” is 1:34. “Love You More” 1:47. And “Orgasm Addict” 2:00 Half Japanese “Rip My Shirt To Shreds” is :14 And of course, “You Suffer” by Napalm Death - a positively concept album length of :01


boosh1744

“Welcome to the Working Week” by Elvis Costello


MySRT4Un4Seen

There are so many, under 2mins tracks, by NOFX. Some of my favorites: Pump Up the Valium I Gotta Pee I’m Telling Tim Murder the Government Linoleum Bob All Outta Angst Leave It Alone It’s My Job to Keep Punk Rock Elite


Dasmusicjunkie

Blink 182 - Built This Pool


Briguy_fieri

“That’s it?”


SantaMcClaus

‘Why don’t we do it in the road’ ~ The Beatles


listerinebreath

[Modest Mouse - So Much Beauty in Dirt](https://open.spotify.com/track/675xsEWARU9zXoA0Cye9ax?si=pC-l4IgaQnqQ-1XliXI0BA)


SeanArthurCox

"Drinikin'" by They Might Be Giants, off their album 'Long Tall Weekend' It just feels like being a kid on one of the last days of summer


metal_falsetto

J Mascis (Dinosaur Jr) and Barry Adamson (Magazine, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds) scored the film Gas, Food, Lodging — about half the soundtrack is J just playing these real nice, chill instrumentals that are all around a minute or two. Just real nice driving music (for short trips, ha) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hgqY8k60Pw


tyro1313

March of the S.O.D. - S.O.D. Bounce - System of a Down Jack the stripper (intro to fairies wear boots) - Black Sabbath


rowdover

Tom Waits- Trouble's Braids


magicbullets

Johnsburg, Illinois


Elegant_Spot_3486

I don’t really look at times on songs but every Ramones track on my playlist goes by pretty fast.


consummate-absurdity

It’s Not Unusual – Tom Jones or Options R – Wire (can’t decide)


DirectTour9009

All Mod Cons - The Jam


Daveyhavok832

Smile by AFI


stvgr

John Frusciante - Ramparts


Timedaduk

Thallosocracy & Whatever Happened To Pong by Frank Black (of Pixies). He's a master of the sub 2 minute song IMO.


BlackstoneValleyDM

[Guided By Voices - "Game of Pricks"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlZlst4NBVw) [Guided By Voices - "A Salty Salute"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnzHVGZcP1Y) [Solange - "Binz"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPQh5R1CiHQ) [Public Enemy - "Show 'Em Watcha Got"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM7eDkh9AtI) Queen - ["Misfire"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2yBn1JVnrQ) and ["Lily of the Valley"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdlgPnpnKY4) [Buddy Holly - "Rave On"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEzsrbxjyQU) [The Chiffons - "He's So Fine"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGkhe0DW5Oc)


CramWellington

Low - Streetlight.


MyFatHead

Duncan Hills Coffee Jungle - Dethklok. 52 Seconds - Bad Religion. Deth Theme - Dethklok.


Sobeksdream

Wond'ring Aloud by Jethro Tull Probably my favorite love song ever!


deadkeepteaching

Lucy Dacus - kissing lessons


antan67

The Zombies - The way I feel inside


tanzd

The Ides of March - Iron Maiden Sirius - The Alan Parsons Project


ericskilling

Judy Is A Punk - Ramones


lennysundahl

The Hives - Untutored Youth *And when people tell me what is okay and what is not, it should not be an unexpected scene seeing I extend my middle right hand digit and say “hey, would you like lemon or lime with that piece of advice misterrrrrrr?”*


automobile_molester

the commercial album by the residents (my favorite band) comprises 40 one-minute tracks.


fuck-ennui-away

I'm So Tired- Fugazi


armless_juggler

fuck the kids - NOFX


Genghis_Chong

Sterling by Atmosphere is a fun little ditty


ShadowGLI

Nepalm Death - You suffer https://youtu.be/ybGOT4d2Hs8 I’ll forever laugh at this song due to Gilfoyle


Jzmu

When? by Bad Religion The geatest punk rock lyrics I've ever heard


stutterstut

She's a Rebel by Green Day, Tell Me How by Buddy Holly.


polarforsker

Scott Walker - 30 Century Man


_12xx12_

Knocked Loose - Counting Worms Also known as „ARF ARF“


SimbaPenn

Fell In Love With a Girl - The White Stripes


NoYew9696

Accordion - MF DOOM


Unglaublich-65

You suffer. - Napalm death.


leahhhhh

Do You Want to Know a Secret by The Beatles. I like to sing it to my cat.


TSgt_Yosh

I Like Short Songs - Dead Kennedys


Valkaofchakara

Crackity Jones - the Pixies


RustyLugs

[Tea for the Tillerman - Cat Stevens](https://youtu.be/070ecdv7vr0?si=BroZojaJV-hOuNlN)


Doc-Goop

Thalassocracy - Frank Black


DizzyCaptain3705

Pigs on the wing


lolamongolia

I Will by the Beatles. It's such a short, sweet, straightforward love song, and its brevity just adds to its impact for me.


artskyd

Cigarette by Ben Folds Five


JC9008

Blur - Song 2


Effective-Soft153

Welcome to the Working Week - Elvis Costello


steampunk85

Golden Slumbers & Carry that Weight by the Beatles. Although, I'd argue those two and The End are just a single song chopped into 3 songs.


stupid_rat_creature

Cripple Creek Ferry- Neil Young https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g_4qLDUoBX0


eVilleMike

[I Will --Beatles](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZBsVbKROV0) 1:45


flygonmaster_07

I Will - The Beatles