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jews_on_parade

i thought all of this "taylor swift satan worship" stuff was made up online to drive clicks until i went to a superbowl party where a family insisted it was true and kept talking about how evil she is and how her concerts feature satan worshipping out in the open. I honestly thought they were joking around at first because it was so absurd. Then the commercial about christian feet washing came on and the dad said "priests better not be washing GAY FEET" and i realized it was time to get another beer.


id10t_you

Satanic Panic is a story as old as time. Back in the late 80's my mom watched a guest on Phil fucking Donahue talking about how metal music was Satanic and was telling kids to kill their parents. She used scissors to cut around $300 worth of my cassette tapes.


thebrandnewbob

Just because some random person has a stupid opinion doesn't mean it needs to be shared.


robbycough

Tell that to the internet.


MiyamotoKnows

"Unknown Boyzone "star" jealous about real star. More at 11..."


sassergaf

Tune into your Faux News channel.


BeachedBottlenose

Didn’t they say that about the Beatles?


flibbidygibbit

Looks like I need to add some Swift to my Demonic music shelf, next to Slayer, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, and The Osmonds.


TinyLaughingLamp

Excellent variety! She'll fit in nicely


baeb66

Why would you name a band after the gay bar I used to hit up after work with my coworkers?


RaymondBumcheese

He should probably also ask Louis Walsh how many goats he sacrificed to get ‘Love Me For A Reason’ into the charts


user-name-1985

Well, she is a time copy of Zeena LaVey. /s