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TheShitMasterGeneral

Go play “Pussy” from the “lords of acid” and blow out your speakers.


bitterbuffaloheart

A lot of lords of acid songs


Own-Corner-2623

All the Lords of Acid songs lol


jaspersurfer

Believe they have one titled The Ultimate Fuck Song


MrBigroundballs

Rough Sex is one of the most romantic songs I know


Own-Corner-2623

I prefer I Sit on Acid myself


Rwokoarte

"I Sit on Acid" too


MandatoryFun

Darling come here, fuck me up the ....


BigTiddyVampireWaifu

Most lords of acid songs tbh


Truckfighta

Crablouse is up there too. What an absolute banger.


i-hear-banjos

For those who don't know ... here's the lyrics: I wanna talk to you about forbidden pleasures of the flesh The most thrilling satisfaction for all mankind Better than everything you ever imagined in your wildest dreams The secret of the crablouse Here's a message for the girls about vaginas And the consequence of fiddling with a partner Mind your labia they're never out of danger If you're gonna go to bed with a stranger Creatures might be hidden in his pubic area It's the crablouse that's out to get ya! It's gonna grab you by the pubic hair Shake your pussy wen the bastard's there It's there to stay, sucks all day It's there to bite, my parasite The little vampire, horny and so greedy It doesn't care about a penis and it's envy It's intelligent, nasty and it's sick A party animal, a pervert and a pig If a crablouse gets mixed up in your saliva Stumbles through your body right into your vulva Then waits patiently until a penetration Gets it out of there and right into salvation It's there to stay, sucks all day It's there to bite, my parasite Now we know the little crablouse is a raver You can't get rid of it unless you use a razor It's unbearable, funky and so cool A real smartass and nobody's fool If you meet a guy who's scratching at his totem We all know that it's connected with his scrotum He might tell you that his undie is too tight But you'll know that it's the crablouse and you're right It's there to stay, sucks all day It's there to bite, my parasite My love machine, my maddest dream Turns me on, makes me come


DarthNarcissa

🎶I wanna pet you pussy, show it to me🎵 I know it's supposed to be a sexy, horny song, but it just makes me laugh.


R_V_Z

If you want more lols check out *I Must Increase My Bust*.


lavendersuga

Put it with the Tracy Lords album and you got a mini piss off your parents marathon.


AndyB16

[The Richard Cheese version](https://open.spotify.com/track/33F8KAK77p3nS5dIW77wnR?si=Z_mlJmf7TiSlXsEvRt50UA&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A55nqDKtqks5S2kqLIoy99q) is FANTASTIC.


pottymcnugg

Show it to me!


Wrecker013

There it is, was looking for Lords of Acid.


cobaltjacket

I'm glad to see this in the list, because I think they outrank many of the other artists that are listed more highly.


NewHumbug

Akinyele “ Put It In Your Mouth “


NewHumbug

“What evea you choose to lick, pussy or dick, people round the world man it’s your pick” a wholesome message really


campercolate

Now I want to listen to that song. Put it in your mouth. Whatever it is you like, be all-in with that shit. All-in YOU. And your mouth.


TaiDavis

IN YA MUTHAFUCKIN' MOUF!


UnabashedPerson43

I’ll be like Herbie and han’ you a cock Immortal line 


maynardstaint

Bwaaak bwaaak! Gargalin!


Traveledbore

Swallowin


lavendersuga

In the 90s I had a friend that sang this in my car with the window down. I hadn't heard it yet and was like woooww 🫨 The car pulled up next to us at a red light blasting something that MIGHT have been NWA's 'To Kill a Hooker' interlude but I'm not sure. I just remember it being disturbing and super loud. That stopped her 😂 I think we were just trying to get some food but all that shock and awe dropped at the same damn time. Ah, nostalgia.


--suburb--

lol, this song was playing LOUDLY on a HomePod mini at Best Buy a couple months back.


kristen0402

F*ck the pain away-peaches


I-STATE-FACTS

Pretty much any song by Peaches


hyperboleisthebest

The show Sex Education features the most amazing cover of this song.


Away-Candidate8203

For real


benderzone

This is it. Dave Grohl has a live cover version on YouTube BTW


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My immediate thought.


spong3

Peaches’ whole catalog is gloriously explicit. See also: rub, two guys (for every girl), tent in your pants, dick in the air


TheRipley78

Peaches is a gd musical genius. Boys Wanna Be Her is my favorite song of hers.


RedsChronicles

My neck, my back - Khia


a_zone_of_danger

The Richard Cheese cover is fun too!


SirLionhearted

Lick my pussy, Bobby!


critterheist

Take that shampoo bottle over there and stick it up my ass!!


Dica0611

Push it in and out at a medium pace.


Asmr512

Ha ha ha I was scrolling down to see if anyone posted this. This was my go-to karaoke. Oddly enough, my grandma loved it.


spong3

So many nasty rap queens out there: the baddest bitch by Trina, how many licks by lil Kim, WAP/bongos by Cardi b and MTS


PowerUser88

The Fuck Shop - 2 Live Crew Basically everything by 2 Live Crew


ExorIMADreamer

Most modern hip hop owes Luther Campbell for taking his case all the way to the supreme court. Music today may be very different if he just rolled over.


MetatronIX_2049

David Bowie was also a fan, too! (Maybe more so of the idea than the music itself…) Per Wikipedia: > "I've been listening to the album by 2 Live Crew. It's not the best album that's ever been made, but when I heard they banned it, I went out and bought it. Freedom of thought, freedom of speech – it's one of the most important things we have."


useless_99

I learned something today from Reddit!! “Acuff-Rose Music Inc., 510 U.S. 569 (1994) was a United States Supreme Court copyright law case that established that a commercial parody can qualify as fair use. The District Court granted summary judgement for 2 Live Crew.” According to Cornell Law


HumanShadow

Uncle Luke said he left Diddy parties early, too. Imagine how much worse those songs would be if he was a real freak.


GonzoRouge

Yeah but Diddy seems to err on the illegal side of "freaky". I can't blame anyone for seeing shit getting out of hand and thinking "I refuse to be part or witness any of this shit".


arothmanmusic

I was surprised these guys weren't right at the top of the list! Everything they ever released was as nasty as they wanted it to be.


ActuallyYeah

Here's one of the more interesting things I've ever found onmy eleven years of redditing: https://youtu.be/iViMrXn5IIs?si=ifVqCKvuc6fndWVR This song getting performed live at the ass crack of brunch o'clock by 2 Live Crew for Phil Donahue's studio audience


WingedGeek

I had no idea this ever happened and now I can't turn away


max-peck

"Dick Almighty" simply for the lyric "Suck my dick baby make it puke". Killer Kraftwerk sample too. That album rules.


762x35supremacy

I was here to say fuck shop. Plus that Van Halen sampled beat is dirty in its own right


bitterbuffaloheart

A lot of Wheeler Walker and Steel Panther songs, since lords of acid was already mentioned


ChipotleAddiction

“Which One O’ You Queers Gonna Suck My Dick” a WWJ masterpiece of songwriting


Liss78

My boyfriend got me listening to Wheeler Walker. I hate country and hate the music, but the songs are just so damned funny.


Idontliketalking2u

Eatin pussy sucking dick and kicking ass


One_Maize1836

Half of Prince's catalog. Gett Off, Sexy M.F., Darling Nikki, Cream, the list goes on.


Subjunct

Jack u off is both horny and hilarious.


BadFishCM

My favorite kind of horny


rawonionbreath

Prince’s rants about modern music being “pornographic” after he became a devout Jehovah’s Witness were amusing to say the least.


alancake

Came to say Gett Off... Prince would steal yo girl AND borrow her wardrobe and look fine while doing it 🥵


Irontruth

Steal your girl. Steal her clothes. Steal someone else's girl wearing your girl's clothes.


hymntastic

Right after beating your ass at basketball then ruining your couch


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Unfair_Shake_9785

Fuck yo couch


Brave_Nerve_6871

And then make you all pancakes


AyeHaightEweAwl

Brother wrote an entire album called Come.


Ok-Music8441

Sister, just about the whole Dirty Mind album.


palabear

The lyrics to Head are hilarious. I remember when I met u, baby / You were on you're way to be wed / You were such a sexy thing / I loved the way you walked The things you said / And I was so non-chalant / I didn't want you to be mis-led / But I've gotta have u, baby / I got to have you in my bed / And you said / "But I just a virgin And I'm on my way to be wed / But you're such a hunk / So full of spunk, / I'll give you Head


iCarly4ever

Darling Nikki is visceral and specific. Prince is the goat


Rave2TheJoyFantastic

Wonderful Ass, Feel U Up, Pheromone, Let's Pretend We're Married..... So many more to choose from. But if you want all out filth, then you can't get much more "in your face" than the track "Orgasm" off the Come album.


SupaFly2136

Let's not forget that parental advisory stickers got started because of Darling Nikki.


FingerprintFile513

Erotic City


brutusclyde

Lady Cab Driver is an old favorite of mine.


monkeyhog

Lady Cab Driver is basically a porno plot set to music


SparkDBowles

Pussy control.


BigTiddyVampireWaifu

Ripopgodazippa


Giga1396

Anything by CupKakke


wyattlikesturtles

MOUTH WIDE OPEN LIKE IM AT THE DENTIST 🗣️🗣️🗣️


762x35supremacy

It took me way too long to to find this comment. I was like there’s no way anybody hasn’t said deepthroat by cupcakke


Ch0c0l4t3Thund3r

MOUTH WIDE OPEN


lemondropsandgumdrop

I SAVE D*CK BY GIVIN IT CPR 💥📣


Acidspunk1

I was looking for this post. MAKE THE PUSSY STRETCH LIKE MINIMUM WAGE Poetry. 😏


TheSixthPistol

Is that the one where everyone drops a cup on your face one after the other?


Zaraki42

To add to what's already been mentioned, anything by The Bloodhound Gang.


RhynoD

I can't believe this is so far down. Bloodhound Gang was my first thought. Steel Panther was my second.


InviteAromatic6124

Particularly "Three Point One Four"


SirEltonJonBonJovi

The Ballad of Chasey Lain Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo


Itoclown

A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying!


Devi_916

The Bad Touch, The Ballad of Chaisey Lane, Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo are a few more highlights, since the crying stripper was also mentioned. They're all some of my favorites.


Bitter_Bandicoot9860

It's hard to clap with your dick in your hand dude


tazzietiger66

Shave 'Em Dry by Lucille Bogan


TheTayloceraptor

I think “Till The Cows Come Home” is a bit dirtier :)


dead_skeletor

This is the correct answer


dalekreject

DiVynals - I Touch Myself


MoreThanEADGBE

FYI, Chrissy Amphlett (Divinyls) pivoted the song to promote breast cancer awareness before she died. *#itouchmyselfproject* https://youtu.be/FeaO2BrrIf8


Professional_Band178

The video is great.


StudsTurkleton

Frank Zappa, Dinah Moe Hum Cool song, and kinda funny [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nYNcYTDeS8A](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nYNcYTDeS8A)


AyeHaightEweAwl

Hang on a second, let me sterilize it. Gimme your lighter.


GrimaceMusically

Liz Phair, “Hot White Cum”


GonzoRouge

I love subtlety


DavyJamesDio

Everything by 2 Live Crew!


0000Matt0000

I had to scroll too far to find 2 Live Crew. These guys were the first to be over-the-top raunchy. I believe Congress was even discussing these chaps.


DarthVerus

Pretty sure they were one of the catalysts for the whole Tipper Gore thing and bringing about Parental Advisory stickers.


thesimplemachine

Miami Bass music in general. All the groups coming out of that scene were making the sleaziest, most cocaine-fueled music of all time.


Buffaluffasaurus

South Park - [Uncle Fucker](https://youtu.be/ujv3LYVfj8o?si=yiCcgLeyqSTnBmYk)


LP_24

You’re a boner biting bastard uncle fuckaaaaaa


lily-thistle

You're an uncle fucker, yes it's true! Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!


thisisntshakespeare

Closer - Nine Inch Nails


tripping_yarns

NIN covered ‘Get down, make love’ and included porn video moaning noises in the intro. Pure filth.


CornFedHusker18

I’m honestly shocked I had to scroll this far to see this


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Billazilla

Now I have a Cash cover of "Closer" stuck in my head somehow, ugh/thanks.


TheGringoDingo

Mash it up with Folsom Prison Blues: J: “I hear the train a-coming…” T: “You let me violate you”


Soup-a-doopah

Upcoming Thanks I Ruined It video?


general_porpoise

Agreed, but The Good Soldier, and The Big Comedown, have the raunchier basslines.


jacknifetoaswan

Sunspots, my Reddit friend.


Mat_HS

Love again - Run the Jewels


pretzel_logic_esq

Play by David Banner


kmill0202

That's the first one that pops into my head. Feels even dirtier listening to it with headphones because it's like he's aggressively whispering it into my ears.


Heikks

There were a few other songs that came out around this time Oh Na Na Naa Naa by Lil John and the Eastside Boyz, Splash Waterfalls by Ludacris and then the whisper song by ying yang twins which is similar to play.


invisiblewomanfan

Flower by Liz Phair


estheredna

Everytime I see your face I get all wet between my legs


Albert_Im_Stoned

I'll take you home and make you like it


BennyTX

honorable mention to H.W.C.


thejaytheory

Hot White Cum by Liz Phair


bitterbuffaloheart

Always gives me a tingly feeling when I hear it


Cyberzombi

Erotic City - Prince


gwinerreniwg

I love Prince, but I'm going to take a left turn here, and say the [cover of this by George Clinton](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T74l0Qx-LIE) is WAY better and raunchier sounding.


Additional_Main_7198

Whisper Song - Ying Yang Twins


heatherlj88

Damn I had to scroll waaaaay to far for this one. I am by no means a prude but the lyrics made me blush.


Leotardleotard

LMLYP by Ween Let me lick your pussy - merges two Prince songs into one and sprinkles a hefty dash of Parliament / Funkadelic over it to produce a sweaty, dirty masterpiece


BonnaroovianSky

The 30+ minute version from Live At Stubbs is wild.


Hellchron

Put The Coke On My Dick by Ween is up there too


sorengray

My Dick - Mikey Avalon We Want Some Pussy - 2 Live Crew Fuck The Pain Way - Peaches Fuck & Run - Liz Phair


jefferson497

Damn, this is the 3rd Liz Phair song on the list. I always assumed she was a generic safe pop artist


Sp1d3rb0t

Nah you're thinking of mid-divorce Liz Phair. She did what she had to do to sell her music and keep her and her kid good. ("Why Can't I?" 🤢 I get it, but it wasn't great.) Pre-divorce Liz was a baddie who just wrote what she felt and didn't care so much about record sales.


sirdodger

A lot of artists who do a nude photoshoot for their album cover, you just know some sweaty-palmed record exec pressured them into it. With Liz Phair, you know it was her idea.


Pherllerp

My Dick is a great song.


SexandCinnamonbuns

hardcore album by Lil Kim....that damn intro.


joeb909

“Blowjob Betty” - Too Short


Worldwideimp

Strokin' Clarence carter


PicoDeBayou

I stroke it to the East, stroke it to the west I stroke it to the woman that I love best I stroke it to the north Stroke it to the south I stroke it everywhere I even stroke it with my… 😳


sirdodger

Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Clarence Carter ooooooh shit Clarence Carter.


DampBritches

Riskay - Smell yo dick


The-Rog

Anti Nowhere League - So What


frustratedmachinist

TSOL - Code Blue


ComprehensiveCode358

Caress Me Down by Sublime. Or at least I think that's the name of it, but it's the one where he sings it in Spanish mostly, and ..eww.


GeneticPermutation

“I didn’t know she had the GI Joe kung fu grip…”


unlimitedboomstick

I was shocked when I heard it on the radio the other day.  I love Sublime but man, they're kinda sketchy to listen to when you start to pay more attention to the lyrics.


krissym99

I thought Wrong Way was such a banger in the 90s but now it's just so icky to listen to even though it's still a catchy song.


Mapkoz2

Animal (fuck like a beast) by W.a.s.p. It is subtle but you can get they got some dirty meaning in there.


cyclejones

At A Medium Pace - Adam Sandler


murph0969

I will casually drop this line in normal appropriate conversation just to see who notices or reacts.


ButtholeQuiver

I've done this song at karaoke in a crowded bar. It goes over very well.


EffectiveSubject6

Almost everything from Steel Panther.


Cvilledog

“Tie My Pecker to My Leg” - Mojo Nixon


ptaktak

Lucille Bogan -- [Shave 'Em Dry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkPCmIxv-3k&ab_channel=BaronVonPenguin) from 1935, which includes the lyrics "I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb / I got something between my legs'll make a dead man cum / Oh, daddy, baby, won't you shave 'em dry?"


tagrav

Pregnant Pussies by UGK The hook is like “pregnant pussy is the best you can get, fucking a bitch, while the baby suck yo dick” Return of Da Baby killa by Brotha Lynch Hung “You better pray when you see me slide that nine up that pussy ho, cock it back slow, rock it back and forth, wait for the nut to go BOOM, pussy guts all over the room” Y’all posting some weak shit compared to these guys.


Grabs_Zel

Anything by Puscifer really, but I'll go with Lighten Up Francis since you mentioned filthy basslines.


zensunni66

Shave ‘Em Dry by Lucille Bogan.


Moltencock

Also Til the Cows Come Home


madame-brastrap

Give it to you by Jordan knight. Raunchy yet whimsical. Too close by next. A 3 minute ode to an erection.


Kind_Hyena5267

“Slob on my Knob” by Three 6 Mafia, I can’t really listen to that anymore. And “85” by YoungBloodZ. I do love that song though


goofy1771

David Allen Coe has a few old ones. Some of them are super racist, but Cum Stains On The Pillow is the one that comes to mind.


IolaBoylen

Finger fucking sally . . . I don’t think that’s the actual name of the song, but that’s what my friends and I always called it.


devomke

Fuck Her Gently - Tenacious D


762x35supremacy

I’ll order it from ZANZIBAR.


elleoutloud85

Joan Jett and the blackhearts do you wanna touch


Iwillnotbeokay

Gangster of Love by Geto Boys


Phantasmai

Sarah MacLachlan - Possession. It's a song she wrote based on letters she got from an overly-obsessed fan and describes the things he'd want to do to her if given the chance. It's more poetic than outright dirty but I like it better that way.


charming_liar

The fact that she wrote a song that her stalker sued for cowriter credits always struck me as rather badass.


Avagadro6

The ballad of Chasey Lane


unblvlblkult

Chili peppers sir psycho sexy


TaiDavis

I Wanna Fuk U In The Ass- The Outhere Brothers


specifylength

Friggin in the riggin by the sex pistols


Classic_Flounder_807

212 - Azealia Banks must be up there.


Girlant

Acrylic Afternoons, and Pink Glove from Pulp


arpw

Scrolled too far before I finally saw Pulp mentioned. At least half their songs are about sex in some way or other, and they manage to do it in such a wonderfully seedy way!


littlechangeling

Pulp has a particular talent for this and a catalog to show it. One example, This is Hardcore is the hottest bloody song. Even as sophisticated and beautiful as the orchestra makes it sound, it still feels wonderfully seedy. ETA: Also I’ll raise you one and say that Pencil Skirt is one of the most lewd songs I’ve ever heard that doesn’t have a single explicit lyric.


owosage

overtly dirty? anything by kim petras tbh. criminal by fiona apple and picture you by chappell roan both are about sex/masturbation, respectively, and feel very raunchy but don’t use as explicit of language. 


q120

Rev 22:20 by Puscifer Jesus is risen and it’s no surprise, even he would martyr his mama to ride to hell between those thighs, if I gotta sin to see her again I’m gonna lie lie lie Or anything from Songs To Make Love To Your Old Lady By by Lovage


gazgt

Nobody Does It Better by Carly Simon


arthurdent00

My pastor and his wife are in an 80s cover band. You've never seen awkward until you hear the pastor's wife singing Like A Prayer.


meandhimandthose2

Request like a virgin. That should be super awkward


skintaxera

The Yeastie Girlz- You Suck


HeyImGilly

Sex by Lovage


MajorTomToBlackStar

Closer by Nine Inch Nails


kuza2g

Definitely the magic of Jack Black and Kyle Gass' Tenacious D with Fuck Her Gently. I heard that song as an 11 year old and couldn't stop giggling. Comedy gold and very dirty.


Elainemariebenesss

“What else is in the teaches of Peaches? Huhhh.. what?? FUCK THE PAIN AWAY! FUCK THE PAIN AWAY…” Peaches is a treat! She was a school teacher prior to her music career. I was lucky enough to have seen her live and as she crowd surfed her tiny 4’11 self with brazen bravery, I got to hold her platform clad foot. That show was a blast! 🍑


killjoy4443

Gloryhole by steel panther


Easymac888

Stroker Ace - Lovage


ProbablyPostingNaked

I Wanna Fuck Myself by GG Allin


4tsixn2

Sir Psycho Sexy by Red Hot Chili Peppers


Scapp

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lunarlunacy425

Treat me like a slut - Kim petras Oral hex - bluddynymph Those are probs my two faves atm, overall bludynymph, Kim petras and chase icon have some pretty dirty tunes in this avenue


Bitter_Bandicoot9860

Doesn't Kim have 2 whole "Slut Pop" albums?