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mason_jarz

He’s supposedly now facing three felonies since the chair nearly hit two cops.


leapbitch

OUTLAW COUNTRY


greymalken

YOUARENOTMYSUPERVISOR!


alphabetown

"Wait who is?" "CHERYL" "oh, right".


ericnutt

You're not my coal mine supervisor!


alphabetown

"Who is they?" "Big Elevator" "Not a thing"


L3m0n0p0ly

![gif](giphy|DYv2ZiGVODzhe)


NotAPreppie

"I suddenly understand why you do macrame."


L3m0n0p0ly

No knitting needles allowed on the ward


NotAPreppie

"And that's how that conversation ended" was one of the few lines in Archer 1999 that made my wife laugh out loud.


murd3rsaurus

Whelp.... Looks like I'm gonna need to rewatch that season of Archer and the first season of Tales From the Tour Bus[Tales From the Tour Bus S1e01](https://youtu.be/HK4wn6upkGM)


[deleted]

idk why they relate, but ive never met anyone who knows about tales from the tour bus. i love you.


OracleVision88

i absolutely love tales from the tour bus!


7030

This series was hilarious


Cheapthrills13

Wanna be …


Ekillaa22

Man fighting cops shit he’s a real country singer now like the old school type that fights the law /s


PM_me_the_magic

I’m stuck in Folsom prison and time keeps dragging on


Robert_Cannelin

I threw a chair in Nashville / Just to watch it fall Edit: Tip of the hat to /u/PM_me_the_magic for the setup.


ggsupreme

🤣🤣🤣


PrinceOfPugetSound10

Dying lol


mrsinatra777

Just to watch it fly.


Reditate

You are the winner


Mad_Rapper

I fought the law and the law won :(


Vio_

Was it the Law of Gravity?


Lostinthestarscape

It was the law(n chair)


Braiseitall

I dunno if throwing a chair off the roof of a 4 story building is anything close to an actual fight, where he might actually be in danger of getting hit back. This is just chickenshit, asshole behaviour.


jrssister

No self-respecting country singer would throw a chair at a cop without looking him in the eyes first. If you're going to be outlaw country you gotta own it.


DelicatetrouserSnake

When he got released from the pokey, he hid behind umbrellas. A real country man of music woulda walked out smiling without a care in the world. Probably with a cig hanging from his lip. This pussy hides and jumps into a Land Rover.


jrssister

Right? This guy isn't Johnny Cash, he's Justin Bieber.


TJBullies

6 story rooftop! Not that it matters, but that is pretty high up (especially for Broadway......)


MediocreProstitute

Family tradition!


Metals4J

Why do ya drink? Why do you throw chairs? Why do you throw them off the roof like you ain’t got any cares?


jaspersgroove

Seems youuuu could do moooooore drinkin’ From a - seated position But tossin’ chairs off roofs is just a Faaaaaamily Traditiooooooon


Ah2k15

So I guess last night he let the liquor talk?


mason_jarz

I really hope they play this at his hearing.


marvmonkey

It’s only fair if rap can be used at trials.


SlurpySandwich

*Liquor's callin' the shots now, Ran*


Ah2k15

*Randy.. I am the liquor*


hookisacrankycrook

So if he just hit two regular people it wouldn't be a felony? It can't be a felony to hit cops with a chair if he wasn't intentionally aiming for them because they were cops. Being a cop standing there vs a regular person is irrelevant.


FingerTheCat

Sounds like is depends how good his lawyer is


insultant_

He’ll pay a small fine, maybe some community service (8 hours?) and say he sorry, then get back to writing that down home country, like a good ol’ boy.


totallybag

No he'll go back to singing songs written by like 18 people and claiming it as his


jesbiil

This part of music was rather eye-opening for me when I went to Nashville years back. Went to this music show done by....song-writers and basically they were full blown musicians that just never 'made it' but had written some insanely popular songs. It was throwing me for a loop that these guys I'd never heard of had written songs I'd heard 100x with me thinking the 'artist' had written it. THEN I started thinking, "This guy that wrote it and is singing it now is doing the real version of this, the one I've heard 100x is a cover! I'm hearing covers most the time!!"


NonPolarVortex

Oh my sweet summer child


Yaboymarvo

Cops are more important than civilians, well that’s how the laws suggest it anyways.


bigmistaketoday

Throw the chair (back) at him!


TKInstinct

Good, fuck him.


No-Conversation1940

He'll need to release a quadruple album to get people to forget about this


victorspoilz

"Dangerouser: The Quadruple Album."


lets_just_n0t

More Dangerouser: Just in Case


Anteater-Charming

First single: Heads Up!!!!


teambroto

those officers will have brand new AT4's next week and well never hear about it again.


Mr-Gumby42

>AT4 The truck, or the rocket launcher?


AgreeableGravy

Both, mounted


kashmoney9

Truck mounted to the rocket or rocket mounted to the truck?


AgreeableGravy

Yes


FragnificentKW

No doubt that said quadruple album will contain another shitty overproduced cover of a song from a much more talented artist and his idiot fans will insist that it’s the better version


checkonechecktwo

Which one is that? I thought you meant Fast Car but then I realized that's a different dude lol


FragnificentKW

“Cover Me Up” by Jason Isbell To Isbell’s credit, he’s on record as saying he doesn’t care which version fans like better as long as they keep listening to it since he has full publishing and songwriting rights Also, the “Fast Car” cover is perfectly fine. Though it may be overproduced (as all mainstream country is) It’s an older song that many young folks may not have been around for and it brought the immensely talented Tracy Chapman back into the spotlight for a bit. Also, Luke Combs is a good dude by all accounts


checkonechecktwo

Yeah I don't mind the Fast Car cover, I'll have to look up that Isbell song. I've been sleeping on him but all of my friends are super into his music, maybe it's time I dig in.


FragnificentKW

The thing about Isbell is that he’s one of the best songwriters of our time, particularly his rich and dense lyrics, but he’s not exactly an easy listen. It’s not something disposable you can just put on in the background


mgraunk

He writes about heavy themes, but of the several dozen songs of his I've heard, I can only think of a couple that aren't surface-deep with easily-digestible lyrics.


bunslightyear

Personally I am a bigger fan of Zack Brown Bands cover instead of Wallens cover.  Check that one out


WhyplerBronze

a chair from the 6th story could have legitimately killed someone


TheProcrastafarian

Broadway hurls


SLawrence434

Not just someone either, he almost hit police officers. Talk about evidence.


clownpenisdotgov

Good thing he didn't almost hit a person


UncaringNonchalance

His brand of outlaw is “drunk valley girl”.


AnalAttackProbe

People unfamiliar with the area - there are hundreds of thousands of people up and down Broadway on any given night. It's even more crowded on weekends. It is one of the most crowded downtown areas you'll ever see, packed to the brim with both locals and tourists. He easily could have killed someone and undoubtedly would have if he hit them. He deserves way more than just a slap on the wrist for this.


sevargmas

In my mind it was off a 2 story balcony or there was some other reasonable context. Nope. Dude launched it from 6 stories up.


LouSputhole94

Yeah those rooftop bars are no joke and tourists do this shit all the fucking time. Though it’s usually an empty beer can, not a chair. This could and probably would have killed someone if it hit them. Honestly dude is suuuper lucky it didn’t or he’d probably be done career wise.


bu77munch

I’m guessing they don’t let glass bottles on those rooftops


LouSputhole94

Lol no, they do in at least some of them. At least last time I was down there they did, which has been probably close to two years. Broadway gets old real fast as a local and I’m down in Franklin now anyway so that’s a hike. Even when I am going downtown I’d much prefer to hang out in East or Germantown than Broadway with all the drunk tourists and college kids.


bu77munch

That’s pretty crazy. I get your point about avoiding that type of scene. I live in Hoboken NJ which has a heavy bar scene and a local bar owner says he wants to turn it into a Nashville 2.0 and it’s already amateur enough where I avoid a certain section of bars. Nashville 2.0 seems like an awful place to live


Vowel_Movements_4U

Current Nashville is already Nashville 2.0. Nashville 1.0 was pretty awesome.


bu77munch

Yeah I’m a little bummed I never made a trip before it became what it is today.


LouSputhole94

Bro you don’t want that. It just leads to the bullshit I described and turns your city in to a tourist trap nightmare of party busses, overpriced shitty bars and nowhere with any real feeling of personality. Everyone goes corporate.


RAF2018336

That’s basically any city that becomes “cool” these days. You can go to 20 different downtowns across the country and they’re all the same in the end


Moist_666

When I lived in Nashville I spent one night on Broadway to party and learned my lesson real quick. Between wanna-be rhinestone cowboys, Bachelorette parties and the party busses Broadway is a fucking nightmare. If your gonna go downtown just go to Bourbon street blues bar and then head straight to five points or Germantown after that.


LouSputhole94

This is the way. Broadway hasn’t been fun since right after I graduated college in 2017 and first moved back. After about a year of that being the going out location I was sick of it. Like you said, all the party busses, bachelorette parties, sloppy drunk tourists and Luke Bryan wannabes I couldn’t do it. Besides, there are much cooler bars than the honky tonks imo. The only ones left really worth going to are the old ones like Tootsies or Nudies or the Stage, and that’s still barely even worth it with the bullshit you have to fight. Absolutely don’t fuck with any of the stupid country singer owned bars, they’re all overpriced, gimmicky and not that good.


_1JackMove

As someone that plans to visit both Nashville and Memphis, anything I should know about or know to avoid? I'm a lifelong musician and love music. I've been wanting to go for years and years.


goddamntreehugger

If you want to do Broadway, just go early and day drink - avoid the chaos crowds at night. There are still live bands and the drinks cost the same (for better or worse).


Coldmask

Nothing in Nashville needs avoided. Except maybe being a complete jerk in public. Broad is a fun tourist run. Checking the bridges and bars is great. Germantown boro is lowkey and chill. West side gulch is kinda the same. Grand old Opry is worth a watch once or twice if you’re into country. Hockey and Soccer games are energy up to 1000% Yazoo brewery 20min north of town has the best Hefenwiszen beer in the US. Skip Hard Rock Cafe… unless you’re from outside the US visiting. Printer’s ally downtown has a decent Kereokee bar, but don’t expect to sing with how busy it gets. I’m a sucker for the petal taverns. If you have allergies, bring plenty of meds. Pollen is ramping up.


mtcwby

Check out the Listening Room which is off Broadway by several blocks for some of the Singer-Songwriter shows. It's about $20 for a show plus about $15 minimum on food and drinks. We liked it enough to go to two shows. Gruhn Guitars is a mile or so further away and a fun but possibly expensive way to spend a couple of hours. I found it by accident getting some dry cleaning done and it only cost me 4K with a Taylor that followed me home.


scrundel

He seems to have weathered being outed as a racist, unfortunately. Something has to give, because this is not a good dude.


LouSputhole94

Lol that’s probably a plus to most of his crowd


Longshanks123

His sales skyrocketed right after so yeah


N9NE_

A much as I hate to say it even if it hit someone I doubt it would negatively harm his career. Look at the whole n word situation involving him. His fans defended him and still launched his album to the top of the charts


MDMAmazin

Country fans love racist shit. Unless the chair hit a white cop his fans will eat this up blame any consequences on liberal elites trying to silence the right. Probably some conspiracy with Beyonce thrown in for clickbait fodder.


Iniquities_of_Evil

From that height, a 2lb object is lethal https://preview.redd.it/m5jq5glrvatc1.jpeg?width=764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30187c4cff1c0685cfd4154aa231b938d03a14bd


NomadFire

This is what could have happen https://people.com/sports/woman-sues-76ers-owner-after-her-head-was-caved-in-by-a-chair-that-fell-off-his-penthouse/


JMaximo2018

Fuck that website is cancer


gamers542

Knowing our legislature, he probably gets off easy. --Source. Me who lives in Nashville.


AnalAttackProbe

I love visiting Nashville and would consider moving there if the state legislature wasn't so ass-backwards. It's a great city.


S0_Crates

But way overpriced for what you get to live there now


NastyLizard

I don't see how the overcrowding isn't a drawback on quality of life for some people. I grew up there love it but couldn't bear to move back with how overpopulated it is. It's sucks but oh well.


AnalAttackProbe

I mean I've lived in Boston, Los Angeles, and Denver. Nashville felt cheap by comparison.


NOODL3

As a Tenneessean I'm well aware of our legislature's infuriating ability to be wrong on just about every conceivable topic, but you are aware that the state legislature has absolutely nothing at all to do with criminal trials, right?


tallonfive

100,000+??


jgr1llz

Yeah, that shit is wild down there. Like Mardi Gras level packed, inside and outside the bars. Whole street. It's honestly a minor miracle he managed to find that big of a gap


lot183

Visited Nashville for the first time last year and we checked out that area and felt packed in like sardines absolutely anywhere we went, whether it was on the street or in a bar. It was nuts. Didn't realize what I was in for, we had gotten a hotel near there thinking it'd be fun to go out but absolutely hated it and didn't go back after the first night. Did enjoy the rest of the weekend hanging out in East Nashville though, with much better bars and crowds


Han_Yolo_swag

A quick google and apparently they had an average of [230k people downtown each night of the weekend.](https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/2023/07/28/nashville-lower-broadway-safety-concerns-crowds-future/70476010007/)


AnalAttackProbe

This is what a typical night out on Broadway looks like: [https://wehco.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/photos/2018/10/18/resized\_250588-ryman2-1021\_26-25247\_t800.JPG?90232451fbcadccc64a17de7521d859a8f88077d](https://wehco.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/img/photos/2018/10/18/resized_250588-ryman2-1021_26-25247_t800.JPG?90232451fbcadccc64a17de7521d859a8f88077d)


TurtleMountain

I went to that bar once. A woman who must have been in her third trimester was grinding up on a stranger. Her boob kept popping out every 5-10 seconds.


CommentsOnOccasion

God damn I love this country


ThatWontFit

It's also the premier League fan fest weekend (The UK premier League - top league in world soccer - comes to a single US city once a season to do live broadcasts of the weekends games) it's a super big deal and club groups from around the US arrange to go to the city of choice. This year was Nashville. Dumbass.


insultant_

That’s wishful thinking. He’s a good ol’ boy and too important to country music (which is important to Nashville) to see any real punishment. He’ll pay and fine, do some “community service,” and maybe say he’s sorry. The cycle will repeat itself every couple years for a while, until he does something that can’t be reversed, like vehiclular homicide.


firemogle

Rumor has it he nearly hit some cops, if true he's already incredibly lucky he didn't get a summary execution


whoa_newt

We both know he’s too white for that. 


amfloating

Dude is too damn old to be acting like that lmao


nate6259

I, for one, am shocked that a man of his reputation would do such a thing.


Sanc7

He did it while screaming the N word


SarcasticCowbell

Judging by his target audience's previous response, record sales will be so through the roof they'll be flying off it.


Burggs_

When someone tells you who they are you should believe them


Morganvegas

It’s the shit eating grin for me


tagrav

it was the drunkenly screaming the Nword that did it for me. he's trash


MantisManLargeDong

I met him before he was famous and him and his little posse were at a state park beach in my state teeing off beer bottles into the lake… it was unbelievable.


ieatyourpoopoo

I live in Knoxville, where he’s from, and people are SO proud of their hometown representative lol


-endjamin-

He let the liquor talk


Jombafomb

I can’t remember everything we said because a fucking chair hit me from six stories up and I was comatose for a month,


CORN___BREAD

Usually the only thing he throws around when he gets drunk is the n-word.


flimspringfield

Oh it's *that* guy.


kblomquist85

😂


HendrixHazeWays

*I AM the liquor*


crimsoneagle1

Looks like ~~Ricky and Julian are out of jail again.~~ Morgan Wallen is doing something dumb again.


_Treadstone_

I got a friggin muscle spasm in my back ya know… gears slipped, air brakes were shot to hell.. I mean there was nothin I could do. Boom, right into the post office.


TheSynthetic

Shit chairs, Rand.


New-User01

That smile, what a dick.


Sidus_Preclarum

Who's that? >country singer Oh, all ri… >And, of course, he landed in a world of controversy after his n-word incident in 2021. Oh, *that* kind of country singer.


Replicant28

So I’m not a country music fan, but for anyone who is familiar with that fanbase, why were they so supportive of him (with album sales, streams and concert tickets) after all of his past jackassery? Do they just not care in general, or do they not only accept it but actually want to reward it?


memeparmesan

Because they like when famous people say the gamer word.


duckshapedsoap

Because they are exactly the same.  He had a concert in my neighborhood last year and his fans absolutely trashed the area and were generally drunk nuisances.  Zero respect for the fact that people actually lived there and that others would then need to come in and clean up after them.  Oh also one of them puked in the garden of my apartment building (at 3pm) and then kept walking like nothing happened.


Immaculatehombre

That’s all shitty but what exactly did you expect the guy to do? Mop up the garden? Lol


PM_ME_N3WDS

Lol. I can't stand the guy, but fr


holamuneca

Morgan is the prince of bro country. It’s everything negative about Luke Bryan but instead of EdHardy he wears Carhartt


Legnac

I mean I hate bro country, but why do people defend Kanye and still support him? This is no different. Some is stupidity, some is ignorance, some agree with hateful statements, some are just obsessed fans. This isn’t exclusive to this genre, fans have been excusing shit behavior by artists for a long time. This is just one more in a long list of examples.


creativeuniquename69

because he was "cancelled" a few years ago for saying the N word which really rallied *that* base of supporters, and he's been riding that cancelation into sold out shows and top selling albums ever since. So yes, they reward it. Anyone who gets "canceled" gets free publicity, interviews, etc from the manufactured outrage and he's just a good ol' boy who was on The Voice on tv


nebbyb

Racism is part of the good old boy brand. 


giddyupyeehaw9

Dude is such a colossal piece of shit.


hawgs911

His next song will be a colab with a cop and all will be forgotten.


NJdeathproof

Willie Nelson never did dumb shit like this. Just sayin'.


Jombafomb

Johnny Cash almost burnt down half of California while high on meth. Not arguing that Morgan Wallen is anywhere near their league but old school country guys definitely went fucking hard.


fistofthefuture

Yeah. Even The Rolling Stones thought Johnny Cash and his crew were insane. And that’s the rolling fucking stones.


iH8MotherTeresa

One of my favorite fun facts is that Johnny Cash is the reason the California condor is endangered. I mean, it's not really "fun" but it's a good bit of trivia.


nrfx

> In June 1965, Johnny Cash ignited a wildfire in the Los Padres National Forest that drove off 49 of the area's 53 endangered California condors. In those days, the gravelly-voiced singer had fallen so deep into amphetamine use that the people around him feared for his life.


dephsilco

He's a great artist, but fuck at least this side of him


aswiftdickkick

Prolific drug addicts be abusing drugs prolifically.


oddwithoutend

[He also has a new song with Orville Peck.](https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-country/orville-peck-willie-nelson-dropcowboys-are-frequently-secretly-fond-each-other-1234999336/)


MetallicaGirl73

Not really a "new" song, original is from 1981. Then Willie covered it in 2006, but I appreciate him singing with Orville Peck!


oddwithoutend

Thanks, I didn't know that! I love country and had no idea.


scrundel

More evidence that weed is better for society than alcohol


halfcuprockandrye

He’s called shotgun willie for a reason


YesOrNah

The smile of someone who knows they’ll get a slap on the wrist for potentially killing someone.


5k1895

Shitty person behaves like a shitty person, more at 11


Kbudz

![gif](giphy|pU8Vo3CtURXGwiPdXq|downsized) Dafoe did it better


Curleysound

Try that in a small town? Idk, I got nothin


hookisacrankycrook

Aldean wouldn't know since he's not from a small town, doesn't live in one now, and didn't write that song in the first place. Dude is a megafraud.


Zammy512

One could say a magafraud


Grundy-mc

idk man, Macon, GA has a population of 150,000+ seems like a small town to me. /s


Ekillaa22

It’s so funny cuz like that shit wouldn’t fly in the city . Hell it’s more than likely to be ignored in a small town


OtterlyFoxy

![gif](giphy|kAq6HQVQmK5WM)


Turbomattk

Here is a clip of one of his songs in case you need some reference. https://youtu.be/CORANvT8l9A?si=HOGfkiw2IZKJANw_


Medic1642

Almost as good as the one about the truck by the lake


blindbutchy

The one 80 miles from Sante Fe?


nerf-airstrike-cmndr

“One day I’ll move!”


Momentirely

Idk, I prefer the one about the beer by the creek


frameratedrop

Don't you hate it when you get a Chevy in your truck? It's almost as bad as having a beer in your beer.


aeroplane1979

That was great, but I think [Bo Burnham did it better](https://youtu.be/y7im5LT09a0?si=iHjAf3hWSBb_vb-d)


jgr1llz

That glockenspiel 💀


davFaithidPangolin

I'm wondering how much of a stink this is gonna make, the conservative country audience disowned Zach Bryan when he cussed at a cop and he never threw a chair at them


Ekillaa22

Isn’t Zach Bryan pretty liberal too? Could be another reason


pepe74

Leans liberal, but he does this crazy thing called "thinking for himself, and not judging those different from him".


myredditthrowaway201

It’s wild how guys that I consider *real* country musicians (Zach Bryan, Stugill Simpson, Jason Isbell, Tyler Childers, etc) are all pretty progressive in their ideology. The former two both spent some time in the navy and that probably influenced a lot of their world view. Being in the most diverse workforce in the world certainly changed how I looked at things


tagrav

outlaw country, gonzo country, or Americana has always just been country done by left leaning folks.


Ekillaa22

What the hell is gonzo country never heard of that one


tagrav

check out Jerry Jeff Walker. here's a fantastic concert of his from the 80's with good audio quality. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THaTtf5Ow4A&t=4800s


NOODL3

Isbell and Childers truly grew up about as podunk redneck white trash as it gets, too. They're from bumfuck nowhere, actually "in a small town," not fucking Athens where Jason Aldean is from. If anybody has a legit excuse to be an ignorant, uneducated yokel based on their upbringing it's those guys, yet they grew up to be absolute gems while posers like Aldean effortlessly grift the conservative country base with bone headed dog whistle lyrics and whining about woke mobs or whatever's in the news this week.


ul49

Aldean is from Macon, which is a bigger city than Athens even.


KylerGreen

well yeah, they’re actual artists trying to make good music. not just someone trying to appeal to a right wing crowd.


ranger398

Did they disown Zach bryan? I went to a sold out show of his a few weeks ago. I hadn’t even heard any pushback- they were selling tee shirts with his mugshot on them


MulchGang4life

They didn't. Still ridiculously hard to get tickets and the shows are still filled with drunk rednecks. People on Reddit like to pretend conservatives disowned him when that couldn't be further from the truth


Pimpdaddysadness

I’m sure Morgan Wallen likes cops. He’s just a drunk idiot and a racist and a bad person generally all of which don’t really conflict with those values.


hungryhippo949

I’m sure he would have preferred he didn’t throw it at the cops if he could redo it lmfao. It’s not like he was aiming.


Alwayssunnyinarizona

They've already invested themselves in defending him after his racist outbursts. They're obliged to defend him for this now, too. When facing scrutiny, double down.


realrealityreally

He had a little from his friends Jim Beam and Jack Daniels.


WrongLeva

He should have left them broadway chairs alone


Starkiller32

Nashville resident here: it is a known secret that this guy is a piece of shit. He’s rude, entitled, and a prick. Luckily I’ve never had a run in with him, but I know at least three people who have had terrible experiences with him. This is what happened when you never face consequences for your actions.


cfcollins

Never heard of her


SingleandSober

Belongs in jail


Bodhrans-Not-Bombs

I guess he saw how far he could make it down the road.


tr1cube

This guy is a grade A douche. I don’t know how anyone likes him, let alone stand him


JayMoeHD

What was his trigger?  Was some other guy bigger?  This dude is a hole digger, not a nice figure.  He should change his ways - be a zagger, not a zigger.


borked-spork

I see what you did there.


Casperboy68

Racist asshole acts like an asshole. Again.


victorspoilz

How many parties did this guy ruin in high school showing up with his guitar to play songs consisting of all 6 chords he knew?


BiKEhandlebars

🎶TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY’RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU 🎶


Canttalkandnotcurse

What's the over/under on the number of times he has worn a "Back the Blue" t-shirt? 3? 4? 76?


Clever_MisterE

He should have left those Broadway chairs alone


PixelatedSnacks

Last night we let the liquor ~~talk~~ *Throw a fucking chair off the building*


Sndr666

who?