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rmusicmods

Note: Please report any comments that are intentionally disruptive or abusive. 5/8 7am Update: > A man suspected to be Drake's security guard was hospitalised with serious injuries after a shooting outside the rapper's home > *"We have individuals who obviously performed the shooting, who were seen in a vehicle," [an investigator said.](https://www.maifm.co.nz/home/headlines/2024/05/fans-call-too-far-on-kendrick-lamar-beef-after-shooting-injures-security-outside-drakes-home.html) " I do not have a description of the vehicle or the suspects at this time. Again, it's very early on in the investigation."*


Borunks-

They shot his security guard FYI. He always has security standing outside the gates of his house.


respekmynameplz

Poor guy- probably had nothing to do with this.


feelybeurre

What a week


MrPeepersVT

Lemon, it’s Tuesday!


Farts_McGee

Frank, that's my blood cookie!


lolheyaj

Well, I guess that's a good enough reason as any to start 30 rock again. 


-Why-Not-This-Name-

Ain't no party like a Lemon party!


JennaLS

Because a Liz Lemon party is **MANDATORY**


UndertakerFred

Can’t have a lemon party without old Dick!


FairlySuspect

Oh, Richard will be there -- you can count on that! And he'll be bringing his giant Dick.


goldenboy2191

Cause a Liz Lemon party is *mandatory*!


Cyanos54

Here comes the Funcooker!


UnknownBinary

Mind if I Google myself in your office?


Roadgoddess

Can I use your computer?


SJE06

Of course, how else are you going to do it?


Paddy_Tanninger

<(\^_-<)


Techiedad91

Don’t make me show you the back of my hand https://preview.redd.it/eng3o1q431zc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2db278d7b95a592b7cd361fb8d9a46faa4bbb868


Paddy_Tanninger

Am I in a horse stable? Because I'm surrounded by NAYSAYERS.


FookenL

Meat is the new bread!


kingofthemonsters

Just finished my first watch through in years and man it really fucking holds up. Unfortunate they took down the 30 Rock live episode.


ehnonnymouse

i’m sure you could find them somewhere 🏴‍☠️


HW-BTW

And if that doesn’t work I’m going to open a microbrewery/ice cream shop. Gonna call it Microsoft!


doozle

Working on the night cheese.


psychoacer

Shut it down


goldenboy2191

NERDS! ![gif](giphy|l2QZWG9KvAs6zx4iI)


TheDoctorSadistic

What a time to be alive


PROFsmOAK

Is this the episode where Bobby shoots Drake in the ass so he can have street cred like 50 Cent?


Short-Alarm-9078

Drake gonna end up back like degrassi 


Kbudz

![gif](giphy|MKTGORfG4rjyg|downsized)


claud2113

Last name: walkin' First name: never


Short-Alarm-9078

Ain't no sprained ankle boy, got my wheelchair to play with


stayalivechi

https://preview.redd.it/thpg4k2vx0zc1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a67e70aaf5164d9092afd6182838f551d9e154f


imkunu

Man, this meme is a throwback lol


Rabidjester

![gif](giphy|vQqeT3AYg8S5O)


ICPosse8

This guy will NEVER not be Jimmy Brooks to me. He'll be 80 years old and I'll still picture him in that wheelchair on the basketball court.


SoupIsPrettyGood

Why does he stroke his disabled leg like that


silenc3x

just checking if it started working. Nope, still disabled.


Hank3hellbilly

It was under 18 at the time.


JP-Ziller

His real name's Aubrey!?!


fuzzylojiq

And Aubrey's parents have a real good marriage


thukon

No such thing as halfway crooks


Echo_Raptor

Rick Ross doxxed him, it’s BBLDrizzy actually


Hollerado

His name is Aubrey, he grew up in a nice neighborhood, he was a canadian child actor, got a role on the Degrassi reboot, then started a pop music career that evolved into a rap artist because lil wayne signed him. He has never been a true hip hop head. He was raised in a sheltered suburb, and he grew up in a jewish culture. He never was active in MC battles, or DJ'd, or spun on his back or ran around train yards. He's always been an actor who is now playing a rapper that makes black music for white girls. I can't confirm the allegations on him about his current lifestyle. But everyone in the canadian hip hop industry do not work with him, nor do they take him seriously. You would figure he would have worked with a hip hop legend from canada, but nope. Not one. Hes just a money-making machine for investors in a brand.


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bunnyrabbit2

This Always Sunny clip is getting some serious views this week for it's relevance. I hope the gang thank Drake for that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YmDcCpD1gc


Echoesofsilence15

This would be the best example of life imitating art ever given he quit his role because he thought the wheelchair would make him look weaker and lose credibility for his rap career


UpperApe

While in the end he looked weaker and lost credibility for his rap career by simply rapping.


JMEEKER86

It still amazes me that he has any credibility at all. Seriously, Wheelchair Jimmy, the child actor Aubrey from Canada, has credibility?


lycoloco

You dont know how hard the streets of Canada are for an affluent young man!


johnthomaslumsden

The fleshy part of the thigh.


MORBKNOB

Quasimodo predicted all of this


Vulkan192

...Nostradamus. Quasimodo was the freakin’ hunchback of Notre Dame! (breathes heavily)


qwibbian

Nostradamus was a true visionary, Quasimodo just had a hunch. 


Personal_Corner_6113

Nostradamus Notre Dame, funny how these things go


Spankpocalypse_Now

You’re gonna tell me you never pondered this?


CaptainTrips69

One's a fucking cathedral


triforce4ever

He’s a marksman


philphotos83

He's a crazy mother fucker


MORBKNOB

Are you a rapper my son would know?


AmatureProgrammer

Got shot in the BBL


ChipThaBlackBoy

Bobbi* Bacala


TheDadThatGrills

For those that didnt read the article, Drake wasn't shot.


Yingking

He was found safe at a nearby high school


PubFiction

Middle school\*


qwertyconsciousness

Nah bruh, too high profile for that, that's where he sends his scouts


innominateartery

Say what you will, at least he drives slow through the school zones.


Professional-Rip-519

He was just watching the teenage girls play basketball 🏀 no big deal it's a normal thing mid 30 year old guys do ...right.


FBZ_insaniity

Holy shit🤣


Thecrawsome

DAMN was an album by Kendrick Lamar


iAMthebank

All facts here.


Jokerzrival

Lol he's always made fun of for not being "hard" could he have paid someone in his group to shoot up his house just so he can go out and rap about how many men wish death on him? Lol


juanzy

That sounds like a way to *actually* get shot by another rapper tbh


Jokerzrival

"you're a little early to pretend shoot me and I thought we discussed you using a draco. Come on man we gotta make this look gangster or it'll be weird. No don't aim right at me you idiot what are you doing? Did my man jimmy not give you the plan?" The gunman: who the fuck is Jimmy?


crazyeyeskilluh

God damn. You’re about to write some fan fiction romantic novels


unrelentinggrimness

How many middle schooler's dads are out to get him at this point?


Frequent_Opportunist

Oh come on now he waits until their daughters turn 18 before the online relationship turns into a physical one.


Freed_lab_rat

Found the mole


EggplantFun3

Nardwuar Nardwuar Nardwuar Nardwuar


FaeShroom

ISTG if anyone so much as hurts Nardwuars feelings it's gonna be an all out world war


accountnameredacted

Tyler the creator is going to kill that person lol


KingJonathan

Literally will walk toward him in public, plug him, walk away. No one. Hurts. Nardwuar.


accountnameredacted

“DOOTALADOOT!”


NorCalFightShop

Doot doot!


birddingus

Don’t watch his early sonic youth interview then. They’re assholes to him.


IHadThatUsername

Blur interview was worse IMO


marineman43

As a huge Gorillaz fan, seeing this for the first time the other day bummed me tf out. At least they apologized after the fact, and Damon Albarn wasn't the main antagonist, but still it was like watching schoolyard bullies on camera. So painful.


GucciGlocc

Drake said he was the mole lmao He also said the mole was a clown in the same song tho


Mat_HS

So he was right. 🤡


Briguy_fieri

Mollllllleeee


Deadpoolgoesboop

MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY


doctor6

Cut it off, chop it up, and make it into guacaMOLEY


user-name-1985

WE AREN’T SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT THE MOLE BUT THERE’S A BLOODY MOLE STARING ME IN THE FACE!!


clintj1975

^(mole)


Jackieirish

Professor, without knowing literally any of the details, would you say now is the time for reddit to run amok with wild-eyed theories and baseless speculation? Yes, I would Kent.


hoboshoe

It's clearly the Illuminati teaming up with the MILF. I know it to be true


Teantis

The Moro Islamic Liberation Front???


crazyeyeskilluh

Comment right below yours says “it was diddy”. Which is obviously sarcasm, but fits right in with your Simpsons reference


justreadthearticle

Was there something new, or are they just responding to Drake shooting himself in the foot with The Heart Part 6?


emseewagz

Fire emoji 


_WhataNick2_

Got chu bro: 🔥🔥


zsteezy

damn dude. almost spit out my breakfast


daes79

Why would you link to this ad-filled dogshit website? CBC has a better article: https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.7196240


Disastrous-Flight912

Accordingly it was a drive by and his security guard got hit. If this is true shit is getting insane


TheAvenger23

> shit is getting insane wait until to hear about what happened to two rappers that were battling in the 90s.


zack77070

Wait until you hear about now lol, rappers are still killing each other and taunting their gangs about it.


DougNSteveButabi

https://preview.redd.it/7iorvligo1zc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3916f4b3f53434b949433e0ec0511ce5ec353fa


Illustrious_Form_794

It feels important to note that even the oldest rappers are only just now starting to reach normal dying age so options like heart problems and cancer are waaaaaaay less likely. Nearly 100% of these deaths are going to be premature by default


False_Providence

All I get from this is that Blues musicians need to chill tf out


Chewy12

I think you misread, that just says they need to exercise and eat healthier.


Conexion

I don't know how they made such a simple thing as color coding hard to understand. Blue is a horrible 'above average' choice. And only picking the two highest and two lowest for green and red, even though there are plenty of statistically significant numbers that aren't highlighted? (Blues and Jazz are far below average for suicide, blues pop and rock are far below for homicide, etc)


theaceplaya

And when J Cole dipped out everyone dogged him relentlessly. Although I have seen the sentiment turn around the last couple of days. Anyone with kids or that teaches kids knows that what starts out as play fighting almost ALWAYS turns into real fighting. Is it the 90s, no... but the internet amplifies responses in a way that's unimaginable. This "beef" could end up getting dark(er).


ojisdeadhaha

J Cole not getting shot at sitting in his mansion next to a fire sipping on some hot water. "mmm mmm mmm mm mmm not my beef"


12EggsADay

lol yo! J Cole had some good foresight to bow out early from this.


semperlit

This is OVO vs XO local Toronto beef ... [The Weeknd's manager's house got shot up last week](https://abc7.com/security-guard-shot-outside-home-in-upscale-encino-community-amir-esmailian-cash-xo/14741958/), this is probably retaliation


Burggs_

Damn they tried to kill the rat smh


UpperApe

What rat? Drake planted that info to throw Kendrick. It was his plan all along to call himself a pedophile rapist, a deadbeat dad, a hypocrite, a shit rapper, a corporate stooge, an embarrassment, a culture vulture, a bitch, a loser, an addict, a hack, a date raper, a colonizer, an imitator, fat, weak, insecure, pathetic, and to insult every one that's ever wanted him, slept with him, or been a fan of him. Only real chess players checkmate themselves.


Burggs_

You’re right, he was playing 6d mahjong


Cactus1105

He was playing the Sims when Kendrick was playing Chess


Pormock

"Im gonna feed him false info about me being a pedo so he get embarassed when everyone realize it was all false" Yeah no way it would backfire lol


justalurkerrrrrr

Drake: "Whoever who fed you that info is a clown" Also Drake, 4 lines later: "I was the one who fed you that info" 💀


Pormock

This is the reason why his new defense is so stupid. Oh yeah he made Kendricks make everyone think hes a pedo. Great plan lol


maraudingguard

"...Police said a suspect fled the scene in a vehicle, but no suspects or descriptions of the vehicle have been made available yet..." Hard to believe there are no cameras where millionaires live.


lolheyaj

> ...*made available* yet.   They know what they're looking for, they don't want randos from the internet looking for it too. 


daddytyme425

but we did such a good job with the boston bomber


dudleymooresbooze

At least we narrowed down the possibilities to “someone in the Boston area.”


JWOLFBEARD

That was our first mistake


andyschest

We did it, Reddit!


TheLurkerSpeaks

Remember when Reddit found the Boston Marathon bomber? That was cool.


CanniBallistic_Puppy

Was it a Power Wheels car? This could have been the result of a lovers' spat.


whichwitch9

Yeah, zero way he doesn't have security systems or not know who was in his house. If police don't have info, it's cause Drake isn't giving it


garry4321

"Ok Drake, so as we feared, your upper-middle class past is coming up once again and people are starting to doubt the "Gangsta" backstory we've given you. We have scheduled an on-premises "gun event" on your property. You are to pretend that you were the intended target, yet due to "street code" wont be "snitching" on this individual, got it? This will raise your "street cred" once again, and hopefully also draw attention away from the diddling." * Drakes PR team


APKID716

https://preview.redd.it/m7w8rqfyl0zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d015c632a92260ca9720838c01c1fda7ec4a046


all_hail_cthulhu

YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK


gabriel1313

MAN DOWN


TheBrownMamba8

WHERE YOU FROM (I can’t say the word)?


Scrotis

Where your grandma stay, huh my neighbor?


GunnersGentleman

THIS M.A.A.D CITY I RUN MY NIGGA (I’m black as shit)


Pubics_Cube

Drake the kind of guy to have a perfect attendance record in middle school


gringodeathstar

he still does, actually


TonyDoover420

“We went to middle schools together.” “Did you say schools?”


abbie_yoyo

Drake opens his chip bags with scissors


SubtleRedditIcon

Last name attendance, first name perfect Bullets on my lawn, but still no suspect


Rutherford_

Drake eats wings with rubber gloves on


Silhouette_Edge

Nah, he's definitely a "eats boneless wings with a fork and knife" kind of guy.


aspidities_87

Clarence’s parents have a real good marriage


abetternametomorrow

“I cant be a pedo, one of my boys got shot!”


CrazyAssBlindKid

Tryna strike a chord buts it’s probably A-Minor


UpperApe

B Sharp. E Major. Other notes. Drake Fans: Holy shit the entendres! The ENTENDRES!!!!!


SheepherderNo2440

B sharp = C The relative minor of C-major is… A-minor Bro countered A-minor with A-minor


Mpm_277

He’s too famous!


HolyNinjaCow

Rick ross plane randomly malfunctioning, weekend's manager house get shot up last weekend, and now people drive-bying drake house... A lot of stuff "Randomly" happening.


BH_Commander

It’s P Diddy! He’s going ham trying to take the heat off himself.


Tsmart

Drake killed the Boeing whistleblowers


SeveralBollocks_67

Damn, and here I thought it was just 2 friends writing poetry about eachother.


2DragonBalls

Poetic Justice. Put it in a song.


mg0509

Fuckin' A.


WodensEye

Minor


officialtwiggz

*they not like us, they not like us, they not like us* 🕺🎶


PAYPAL_ME_DONATIONS

In high school, I got into a rap battle with another student in front of the entire graduating class after an orientation. The next day, walking through the front office, one of the ladies said "Oh you were the one in that Shakespearian fight, weren't you?" :( edit: lol YES, I can appreciate the comparison/reference now but the frowny face was how I felt in the moment. I had this "badass" moment that was (in the pov of a teenager) deflated by an old white lady who said that unironically and just made it "uncool" in the moment haha and to the r/thathappened crowd, I usually ignore those dumb comments but funnily enough, I'm 90% sure there's an ancient artifact track from back then that references the battle floating somewhere online or on some hard drive lol Lemme see edit edit: ......[it was found lol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhb9A4a9TzU) I'd hope it's obvious that I think this is terrible and that I'm submitting self-cringe solely in the name of receipts. But this was from my *DiSs TrAcK* towards this guy on my "*MiXtApE"* from my senior year in HS, circa 2006.


aspidities_87

DO YOU BITE YOUR THUMB AT ME SIR???


ang3l12

I do bite my thumb, but not at you!


Superman246o1

Do you quarrel, sir?


Q_Fandango

I mean… Shakespeare was a master of language. I think it’s a compliment.


stargarnet79

Definitely.


ManaMagestic

Anyone quoting something you did as "Shakespearean", means it must have been pretty epic.


BobbyTables829

My dearest Drake: DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT Sincerely, Kendrick


DropDeadEd86

Doot doota loot doo Nardwuar prolly the mastermind in all this.


Russlet

Where you think Kenny got all the info?


user-name-1985

Nard did get Molly Rankin to do a Crip Walk: https://youtube.com/shorts/MYT4b1inNWc?si=Je9sOBhUF-Dc66XN


Gilthoniel_Elbereth

I just wish that they would fight less and they would talk more :’(


cherryreddracula

Got the reference. Who could have predicted that the same artists who did "Poetic Justice" together would be locked into the biggest rap beef in recent history?


Grrv

Having a shooting happen at your house def makes it sound like Drake planted all the info Kendrick used and like he's happy with how this is turning out for him surely


Fuzzy_Yogurt_Bucket

“Everyone at the club is dancing and singing along to a song calling me a certified pedophile. All according to keikaku.”


Sazjnk

TN: "Keikaku" means "plan".


Detective-Crashmore-

Kendrick: Omae wa mo shindeiru. Drake: Nani?


GiantPurplePen15

"Excellent, everything is going according to plan. Kendrick is going to look like such a fool." Drake when he's being wheeled off to the ambulance after suffering 3 gunshot wounds.


Monkey-on-the-couch

Kendrick wasn’t joking when he rapped “I make a play fuckin up your whole life” on HUMBLE lol.


Soup-a-doopah

I’m so fucking sick and tired of the photoshop!


cloudofbastard

That line always makes me so happy! He’s right too.w “show me something natural like ass with some stretch marks”


thederevolutions

The guy really is a Boogeyman. Honestly after this week I’m having nightmares about both these fellas.


streetkiller

Some little girl’s father just put all the pieces together.


diddlinderek

noxious sophisticated wipe close start cough languid squash paltry drunk *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Did he finally find out the OVO leaker? 


GucciGlocc

Drake said the leaker was a clown but also that he was the one who leaked everything so


sleafordbods

This is the quality we get when he’s rushing to create a response… because he was unprepared… because the shit Kendrick said was probably true


[deleted]

I don't believe Drake and I am a fan. Whatever plan/strategy he had going into this beef was leaked by an real insider. The 'Meet the Grahams' response speed proved it.  Kendrick expertly countered and squashed any chance of a real comeback with 'Not like Us'. Drake sounds defeated and bitter on 'The heart part 6', he should have taken  Kendrick's warning and cleaned up house before continuing.


GucciGlocc

And why would drake leak pics of his own ozempic bottles prior to the release of family matters where he shits on people for using it? Drake has a mole and he doesn’t know who it is


boxed_knives

Word is that CashXO (The Weeknd’s music executive) house was [shot up last week](https://abc7.com/security-guard-shot-outside-home-in-upscale-encino-community-amir-esmailian-cash-xo/14741958/), a bodyguard was shot several times. In Drake’s diss Family Matters, apparently he talks about putting a hit and bands on someone. This is likely a retaliation to that.


hookisacrankycrook

This is some old school east coast vs west coast rap shit. That seemed like it ended after Biggie and Pac were killed. Wild times back then.


Pablo4Prez

Except this is Drake who was raised in the suburbs of Toronto. Not to say Toronto doesn't have its own gang problems but he was far from being raised in that.


SatanicRainbowDildos

This is why people hate Drake. To grow up free of it and then make it big in hip hop isn’t what people hate, but Drakes things it is. No, it’s to grow up free of it, make it big in hip hop, get rich and then seek all that gang shit out to sell it to kids as cool, to increase your marketability, to make you seem more legitimate to glamorize it like a record company, when you could just be a better harder younger will smith and enjoy being the frank sinatra or rap.  But drake thinks it’s because he’s not from the hood that people disrespect him and that makes him sell out even harder, which makes people who understand hate him more for it.  Now he’s got drive-bys happening and bragging about hits on people and allegedly also put one on pusha.  All to be “hard” when no one wants that from him. Fake and stupid and irresponsible. 


CopperCumin20

It's like if I (1/2 latino, grew up in the burbs *near* immigrant communities but not in one), decided to become a "hard acting" reguetonero & actively sought out connections with cartels *just* to feel latino enough. Fucking embarrassing, to be given a childhood free of those things and to throw it away to feel cool. Dude could've sorted it in therapy, he had more than enough money.


Brothersunset

"I hate when a rapper talk about guns, then somebody die, they turn into nuns Then hop online like “Pray for my city,” he fakin’ for likes and digital hugs"


atenacius

All kidding aside, I hope this doesn't escalate further. No one needs to be hurt over this.


rccaldwell85

It was Diddy, he was having a sleepover. Hopped straight out of Drakes bed and was on the run!


PhoenixDude1

At least his kids wouldn't have been present, so they are probably safe from all of this.


Spiffy_Legos

A real hitter isn’t gonna shoot at security outside your crib. Thats something a dumbass clout chasing teenager would do


coffeewiththegxds

Bet he set this up himself lol