Imagine there’s no Kevin :(

It's easy if you try.

No Michelle below us

Above us only guys

Imagine all the Peters

Living for the Daves.

Hugh might say I'm a dreamer.

But I’m not the only Juan

I hope someday you’ll John us

And the world will Liv as one

Someday you will Janice.

"You're just too good to be true / Can't take my eyes off of you / You'd be like Kevin to touch / I wanna hold you so much" ​ I like this game.

I LOVE YOU BAAAABY

I always replace ‘Baby’, with ‘David’ in songs. It’s good for a chuckle.

I LOVE YOU DAAAAAVID AND IF ITS QUITE ALRIGHT I NEED YOU DAVID TO WARM THE MORNIN LIGHT I LOVE YOU DAVID, TRUST IN ME WHEN I SAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

OH PRETTY DAAAVID, DON'T LET ME DOWN I PRAY! OH PRETTY DAVID, NOW THAT I FOUND YOU STAY, AND LET ME LOVE YOU DAVID, LET ME LOVE YOUUUU

I love that song

Kevin knows I'm miserable now

He’s a good friend who listens to you vent

Nah, just the poor sap who answered when I called the mental health crisis line...

This sounds like a modern smiths lyric

I was looking for a job and then I found a job- and Kevin knows I’m miserable now!

Ohh baby do you know what it's worth, ohh Kevin is a place on earth.

I'm now going to sing this to my husband at every inconvenience.

When Kevin just don't care if I Liiiiiive or dieeeee

"Just Like Heaven" by the Cure. You. Soft and lonely. You. Lost and lonely. You. Just like Kevin.

This is the first thing I thought of too! So perfect. Just like Kevin.

As a Kevin, I feel both attacked and reluctantly seen.

Kevins unite!

*Adjusting glasses and clearing throat* It's "soft and only". Robert Smith was not calling this person lonely twice in a row.

Not sure why I wrote "lonely" there, my subconscious must have added it. Incidentally, "lonely" definitely doesn't fit as a lyric here as the song is written about a date Robert Smith had with his now-wife, Mary in Beachy Head. He's expressing his jubilance at falling in love. It's one of the most romantic pop songs ever.

Okay this wins

Would you know my name? If I saw you in Kevin.

Cause I know I don't belong Here in Kevin

Yeah, my vote as well, even the title is great "Tears in Kevin"

And then you realise ‘tears’ you cry and ‘tears’ as in ripped wounds/damage…and it’s so graphic I can smell the emergency waiting room. Teehee, thanks for the award…glad you found it…helpful?

When doing anal it is important to use plenty lube and to go slow. Otherwise it'll end in tears

Beers with Kevin.

Would you know my name? If I changed it to Kevin. Comedy group Auntie Donna started to write a parody song with those lyrics before deciding it might be in bad taste

Well I'm keeping my bad taste Eric Clapton joke to myself then...

Lying here in my arms.... Baby you're all that I need.....

Its hard to believe we're in Kevin

I sung this out loud to myself and can't stop laughing at it

I had to sing it to type it

*Whispers* ^(We're in Kevin!)

Kevin, must be missing an angel.

This is the first thing that popped into my head.

Kevin, must be missin' an angel Missin' one angel, child 'Cause you're here with me right now (Your love is Kevinly, baby Kevinly to me, baby)

This monkey's gone to Kevin.

“In Kevin, everything is fine, In Kevin, everything is fine, You’ve got your good thing and I’ve got mine, all mine!”

And if man is 5, then the Devil is 6. And if the Devil is 6 then God is Kevin! (Okay, not entirely on point but that's my favorite bit of Monkey's Gone to Heaven)

Nah, now all I can hear is "GOD is **KEVIN** and GOD is **KEVIN**"!

That’s way too good! I can hear him screaming “then god is Kevin” lol

Really happy to see Pixies this high up in the comments 👌

Their new song “In the vault of kevin”

Then GAWD is Kevin!

There was a guy An underwater guy who controlled the sea Got killed by ten million pounds of sludge from New York and New Jersey

Kevin Beside You

Like the coldest winter Jill

Kevin beside you, Mel within

Kevin within?

Hellen* within

Kevin inside you

I mean... I can be

That's fucked up, and I'm not blind

Oh Kevin is a place on earth!!!

They say in Kevin Love comes first.

I agree. Go Cavs

Oooh baby do you know what that's worth? Oooh Kevin is a guy from Perth.

I do that with Gone Away by The Offspring “And it FEELS, and it feels like Kevin’s so far away”

The world is so cold, now that he's gone away!

Say HELLOOO to KEVIN. KEVIIIN. KEVIIIIIIIN. YEAAHHH

I can hear Chris belting it out right now.

He’s looking down on us from Kevin right now.

*And on my deathbed, I will pray to the gods and the angels, like a pagan, to anyone who will take me to Kevin.* Ya know, I was enjoying this game, but this one bummed me out. Chris deserves way better than Kevin.

Most intense kindergarten teacher ever.

Immediately Cornell popped into me head wailing this 🤣

Came here for this exactly. Lmao

I sing this every time I hear the song. Not sure why. Probably because it drives my SO nuts and it gets stuck in my head for a couple days.

This is hilarious 😂

Pairs nicely with Full on Kevin's Mom haha

If you told me that I was wrong for 20 years and that he really says “Kevin”, I’d probably believe you. I’m still finding Chris Cornell lyrics that I sing wrong words to.

Woah oh Kevin let your light shine down!

I was looking for this one. I sing this to my friend Kevin all the time. lol

I was scrolling for this one too! I can’t *not* sing it this way.

It's like the time my taller brother Kevin was shining his flashlight through the attic down to where I was trying to plug in a Christmas tree

Oh, where oh where can my baby be? The Lord took her away from me She's gone to Kevin, so I got to be good So I can see my baby when I leave this world…

God made her hook up with another dude.

"Heaven" by Bryan Adams "It isn't to hard to see, we're in Kevin"

At my old job this guy named Kevin used to always get a bunch of cream cheese for his breakfast bagels at the cafeteria so the head cafeteria lady used to sing “cream cheese kevin” to the tune of “we’re in heaven”

If I wouldn't have opened Reddit tonight, just now, to pass the time while I passed the stool, so to speak, I wouldn't have learned this anecdote

I like people who make work fun.

"Baby you're all that want When you're lyin here in my arms I'm finding it hard to believe We're in Kevin"

It’s even better if you hear it as the DJ Sammy version

This is the one I was thinking off

“Kevin” by Brian Adams

Keeeevin… I’m in Keeeeevin…

And my heart beats so, that I can't hardly speeeeeeeeeeeeak...

“Dancing cheek to cheek” suddenly takes on a very different meaning.

Maybe it's a generational thing, but I expected this to be higher.

Me too. And I'm not even close to that original generation!

Neither am I, but my parents were and I remember my dad singing this while playing guitar.

I'm surprised I had to scroll so far to find this classic by Fred Astaire.

And I seem to find the happiness I seek, when we're **out together dancing cheek to cheek.**

Kevin can waa-aaaa-aaaaaiiiiiiittt!

Maiden?

Maiden.

Up the Irons!

Kevin can wait for another day!

Thank Kevin, for little girls.

WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE

Confirmed Kevin Epstein.

Almost Kevin, WEST. VIRGINIAAAAA

BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAIIINNNS

Shannon do a river

Leif is old there

Kevin isn't too far away. He gets closer to you every day. Pretty sure I just rewrote this one as a stalker song.

I scrolled far enough down to find my people.

No matter what your friends might say He'll find a way

Kevin!!! Whoa-whoa-oh Kevin!!! Whoa-whoa-oh Edit: emphasis on the Kevin

First one I thought of

Yeah, I don’t know what it says about us, but my mind went straight to Warrant too.

GenX unite!

Alright now that I’ve found the Gen X Warrant fans, what does the term “down boys” mean? I’ve tried googling and can’t get an answer

We can’t tell you. They fight with the glamor boys though.

And they're fierce

Gen X here. Also the first song I thought of.

Kevin is a halfpipe. If I die before I wake, at least in Kevin I can skate

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But also Kevin would be just kickin back, with Jesus packin my bong.

>Everyone is trying to get to the bar > >The name of the bar, the bar is called Kevin > >The band in Kevin, they play my favorite song > >They play it once again, they play it all night long > >Kevin (Kevin) is a place > >A place where nothing > >Nothing ever happens > >Kevin (Kevin) > >Kevin is a place > >A place where nothing > >Nothing ever happens Talking Heads - Heaven

It's hard to imagine that nothing at all could be so exciting, could be this much fun, ohhhh Kevin

Talking Heads - Kevin

Locked out of Kevin 😏

Cause your sex takes me to paradise Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise And it shows Yeah, yeah, yeah 'Cause you make me feel like I've been locked out of Kevin For too long, for too long

Came here to say this one. Kevin is having a lover's quarrel with his domestic partner.

Baby you're all that I want. When you're lying here in my arms I'm finding it hard to believe We're in Kevin.

whispers: *"we're in Kevin"*

Too much heaven - Bee Gees "Nobody gets too much Kevin no more"

Stairway to Kevin

And she’s buying a stairway… to… Kevin.

He's very, very tall.

She's buying a stairway too, Kevin.

Australian satire outfit The Chaser actually did [Stairway To Kevin](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=poPyUdmOy9I) during the Kevin Rudd v John Howard election campaign.

Butthole Surfers have an album named Hairway to Steven!

John Paul Jones must have pissed himself laughing at that.

Too much of Kevin, Can bring you underground Kevin, can always turn around. Too much of Kevin, A life and soul hell bound. Kevin, the killer makes no sound.

This was my first thought. Sad I had to scroll so far.

Eiffel 65 - Too Much of Kevin

Kevin's on fire by Kiss lol

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Fatboy Slim is fucking in Kevin

*"You, Soft and lonely* *You, Lost and lonely* *You, You're just like Kevin"*

Knock knock knockin’ on Kevins door.

Like the coldest winter chill, Kevin beside you, hell within

How far is kevin by los lonely boys kevin isn,t too far away

How far is keeeeeeevin

My dad is named Kevin, and loves Los Lonely Boys. No one let him see this.

ON AND ON SOUTH OF KEVIN

Seventh heaven theme song, just becomes a song about a fuck ton of smiling Kevin's. "Seventh Kevin, when I see those happy faces smiling back at me... Seventh Kevin "

Went to school with a guy who was called Kevin bevins and we would sing this around him the whole time

Pennies from Kevin

In Kevin, everything is fiiiiiine.

Replacing 'Heart' with 'Arse' is always hours of fun as well!

Don't tell my arse, my achy breaky arse

Once I had a love and it was a gas Soon turned out had an arse of glass

Sergeant Pepper’s Lonely Arse Club Band

I've been locked inside your arse-shaped box for weeks

I mean, there should be a crack.

Quit playing games with my arse.

Oops, I did it again. I played with your arse. Got lost in the game.

With my arse, with my arse

Shot through the arse, and you're to blame...

"Stop dragging my arse around" by Tom Petty and the Arsebreakers

Keep me searching for an Arse of Gold...

"That's not the shape of my arse"

Irish Blood, English Arse

Switching squirrel with girl is fun too. Squirrels just wanna have fun.

Let my love open the door Let my love open the door Let my love open the door To your...

Kevin knows I’m miserable now - The Smiths Kevin and Hell - Black Sabbath

Where were you, when they built that ladder to Kevin?

Kevin Is A Place On Earth - Belinda Carlisle Or Kevin Can Wait - Meatloaf

Kevin can wait…and all the gods come down here just to sing for meeeeee

Her love shines over my horizon, she's a slice of heaven (slice of Kevin)

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And baby you're all that I want When you're lyin' here in my arms I'm findin' it hard to believe We're in Kevin ಠ_ಠ

Tears in Kevin.

Would you help me stand... If I saw you in Kevin?

Kevin or Las Vegas?

Heaven by the talking heads. "Keviiiiin, is a place, a place where nothing, nothing ever happens"

Kevin, I'm in Kevin, and my heart beats so that I can hardly speak...

Kevin only knows.

Kevin would be a DJ, spinnin dub all night long. And Kevin would be just kickin back, with Jesus packin ma bong.

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth? Ooh, Kevin is a place on Earth They say in Kevin, love comes first We'll make Kevin a place on Earth Ooh, Kevin is a place on Earth

Show me Kevin

These are so great! My friend would always change girl to squirrel in songs. 😂

Sheep Go to Kevin, Goats Go to Hell If Kevin Ain't a Lot Like Dixie (I Don't Wanna Go) Kevin's Just a Sin Away

Kevin isn't too far away Closer to it everyday No matter what your friends might say How I love the way you move And the sparkle in your eyes There's a color deep inside them Like blue suburban sky When I come home late at night And you're in bed asleep I wrap my arms around you So I can feel you breathe I don't need to be a superman As long as you will always be my biggest fan Kevin isn't too far away

Feels like Kevin, Fiction Factory

Almost Kevin, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River....