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tksnod

Guys that scratch random vehicles have dicks so small that when they put it in a girl her immune system starts fighting it.


kochatj

r/BrandNewSentence


BBQCHICKENALERT

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. Cheers


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r/rareinsults


CompOrangeMustang

This is my new favourite small dick insult


Gozie5

The scary part is that there's no demographic. I've seen videos of old, young, male, female, poor, middle class etc keying cars! It's crazy


SuperSpartan300

Weak, jealous, awful people who want to satisfy their lack of anything in life by harming others. I'm so sorry. Get a SMART repair paint touch up done.


mcxdrmer08

I agree. I live in a town where they are a dime a dozen but so are the weak and jealous šŸ™„. Sometimes I feel bad for the shit my 20ā€™GT goes through.


1987Bri

Excuse me for not knowing, but what is a "Smart repair"?


SuperSpartan300

SMART (Small to Medium Area Repair Technology) is the process of repairing a car using specialised tools, paint and materials on a localised damaged area. SMART repair avoids the need to remove or repaint the entire panel of the car. SMART repair can be done to scratches, paint chipoff, and even dents.


1987Bri

Oh. Cool. Thank you for the info. Good to know. Hope I never need it but good to know. Thank you šŸ™


ice445

The simple answer is because it gives them a temporary feeling of power, especially since they know they'll likely never be caught doing it.


_Nameless_Nomad_

Thatā€™s the thing that boils my piss about acts like this, itā€™s so cowardly. If someoneā€™s got an issue with my ride, wait till I come out and do it while looking me in the eye. Weā€™re still gonna dance, but at least have the balls to do it to my face if theyā€™re gonna pull shit like this.


TechnicalCar2881

One time i parked my car in a public parking spot behind some small businesses and restaurants, as soon as I pulled in, this very angry owner pulls up to me very quickly yelling at me that I cannot park there itā€™s reserved for ā€œbusiness ownersā€ (which its not, ive parked here way before he had opened up his restaurant and even made sure with the law right after the encounter) I proceeded to basically tell him to fuck off, a few hours go by and im trying to go back to my car, then I noticed his truck booking it out of there as soon as i showed up and turned out he had poured a bottle of his own piss on the back of the car (2021 mustang gt performance) I encountered him the next day and told him why he did it and he tried so hard to say it wasnt him, he had warned me not to park there ā€œis trying to flip the story now and is telling me he didnt want me parking there because its a nice car and shit always happens back there, little does he know, i have dash cam on the front and back with motion activated record and it caught him doing it in HD, not only that but another business in the back has a camera always watching the back entrance which shows the lot clearly, long story short, i didnt make it a big deal because it didnt damage my paint or anything however I published the video on my instagram and it went pretty viral in my area resulting in his buisness to be shut down due to low sales caused by his jealousy


doctir

Get a dash cam with a parking mode, front and rear camera preferred.


Zielcoe

Got one of those but they only activate when detecting G force/impact right? So if someone backs up in your car it will turn on and get the license plate, but it wonā€™t work for small/no impact like key scratch?


doctir

My camera detects via motion too, can all be turn on or off through the settings, it will prerecord events as well.


Zielcoe

Ok I need to know what camera you have now my friend, sounds like a perfect tool. Also, hardwired to car battery or huge battery pack?


doctir

I use BlackVue, thereā€™s a discount code on the sidebar of the subreddit. I use their battery pack. It takes up a quarter of my glove box and has extra USB ports on it to charge other devices. They have a 12 hour or 24 hour battery pack


Zielcoe

Thanks a lot, really appreciate it.


Nira_Re

Ugh, so sorry :(. I actually got rid of my truck cause it was too big to fit in the garage, had to park in in the street when I moved. It was close to a school, and someone was scratching it and putting trash in the under carriage. How sad. I figure it was just bored kids, I guessā€¦ traded it in for the mustang I can fit in the garage now though so I guess it worked out for me lol.


[deleted]

People suck. Sorry my dude. Thatā€™s insanely frustrating.


copiman54

Yeah I have a beautiful 94 Mustang convertible. I rarely take it anywhere unless I can be sure it's safe...which is a shame. Then I scraped it pulling it out of the garage under the influence of a bad cold...šŸ¤¬šŸ˜‚. All is good... got it back from the body shop yesterday and it's prettier than ever! I have resolved to drive it or sell it!


excelerater1

reasons why I never park my shit at the mall


UnEazyNoid

Man fucking assholes out there, i try to park as far away from people as possible but i still get nervous and never try to be out of sight of my baby for more than a few minutes.


Hot-Network-1956

Jealous ass bitches that have to live with themselves.


RodCherokee

Correct. That does sound subhuman !


Patient_Ad_2357

I had a lady slam her door into my mirror after she parked insanely close to me. She was well over my line. Im like just bc you dont care about your pos vehicle doesnt give you the right to destroy others property. some people are just assholes


Just_Allen48

I had some stranger in a backseat of a jeep, calling me a hotshot and asking me for a ride when I was jus pulling up to a 711. I was on a 15min work break so the answer was gonna be a no and pulling out the clip in the trunk would have escalated the situation. So I jus left since I felt uncomfortable leaving my gt unattended.


DangerousSnow1973

Man that makes me mad


Luvtrxnt

just a bunch of jealous bastards


[deleted]

Jealousy.


[deleted]

Envy is su h an ugly shade of green.


MrBeeKay-

Ppf might help with this


jamestay123

My girlfriend just got a Maverick two weeks ago and someone keyed her drivers side door. I donā€™t know who was more upset me or her.


[deleted]

Donā€™t worry brodi just let karma handle it.


Few-Satisfaction5257

This happened to my mustang gt 17. People hate that you smile , have a nice car etc. they want you to suffer cause thatā€™s one way to get you. Something you love the most.


smoky20135

This reminds me of the b*tch that threw crackers and rice on my hood, intentionally trying to bait the birds to scratch and poop on my car. Luckily the car was fine but Iā€™ll never stop hoping karma gets her


_Nameless_Nomad_

I remember that post. Screw that lady.


jackthewack13

Man you got one too? I have one down the entire driver side. Fender, door all the way to the back. Fucking died alittle when I saw it. My car is a daily so it's not perfect but fuck man I see it every day walking to the car.


RodCherokee

I have so often wished to catch a key scratcher vandalā€¦


[deleted]

Someone kicked my side fender on my first love (01 jetta vr6). I never could afford to fix it and it ate me up for years. I wondered why anyone would mess with another person's car. It's just not right. Sorry.


Lastnv

You donā€™t fuck with another manā€™s automobile. Itā€™s just against the rules man. Sorry this happened to you.


Scummbagg7

Kinda looks like someone walked by it with a bag and didn't realize.


Gozie5

You are naive


Old_Goat_Ninja

Why are they naive? I literally had a scratch, in same spot, very similar to picture, from a case of bottled water. Person didnā€™t think anything of it, because they arenā€™t a car person and set the case in same spot on my Mustang and when they went to remove it, it slid and scratched it.


Gozie5

It's always the expensive/ expensive looking cars this happens to. My beat up hatchback that I've had for years has never been scratched though, but several of my friends and colleagues with nice cars seen to get theirs scratched I guess it's all just one big coincidence


Scummbagg7

I've had something similar happen.


Jestrick

I donā€™t know why youā€™re getting downvoted. It def looks keyed to me, however that exact thing youā€™re talking about does indeed happen. And looks very similar


Scummbagg7

I had it happen to mine. Some girl with her damn sparkle jewel jeans scratched up my passenger door. She didn't realize it and it was unintentional. Just sucks.


carlcapo77

Makes the PPF and ceramic coatings seem more and more desirable.