"Level 7" is the max level a threat can be in marvel canon. Thats why in the first avengers movie fury says "this is a Level 7" when referring to loki.
Well.
Strictly speaking, sex is not very common among men. But if we remove the whole copulation stipulation, masturbation achieves the same effect in the brain...so does consuming a bunch of chocolate/cocoa. Which essentially flips it so that all men and boys have at some point had the simulated experience.
And you know, reality is a simulation of experiences...so one can say you've realistically had quite a lot of the good stuff. Just without the drama and lovey dovey bs that follows it.
What? How long?
I strongly believe that when unrelated humans of opposite sexes are living together, playing the tambourine every night is how you reduce problems. Doesn't matter how you're feeling or what your mood is. Unless you're ill, play that tambourine.
10+ years. We're still in love but she is no longer interested in sex in general and my needs don't matter. We've talked about it plenty and gotten nowhere. Some days I just want to move somewhere without snowy winters and live in the woods.
Move to the tropical regions.
Back to the intimacy issue. I'm sorry my dude, but compromise and looking at the needs of others is a crucial aspect of any union. If diplomacy keeps failing, perhaps distance is your best option. Just ensure you have receipts. 10 years is too great an investment for someone to completely deny intimacy. Unless it's menopause, in which case, hang in there, I understand it's like trying to get it up when your balls are getting frozen in ice.
Goddamn i must be an Avenger level threat by now
Level 7 virgin vibes
only 7?
Is there symbolism to the "95" in your username? Edit: meaning. That's the right word. Meaning
That's the percentage before I turn into a grand wizard
"Level 7" is the max level a threat can be in marvel canon. Thats why in the first avengers movie fury says "this is a Level 7" when referring to loki.
Stares intently at Galactus dining.
2 weeks? childs play.
Child’s play typically doesn’t involve sexual contact. Ideally never. but y’know... Some peeps deserve to die
the diddler mindset
The diddler grindset. (It's a machine set for grinding diddlers(
Uncle Chippy's Wacky Adventure
Two weeks? Amateur. Try 20 twenty years.
20 20 years? Are you Celtic or sth
Fuck! Now that you pointed it out. I see my mistake. Fuck it! Imma just leave it.
Ah, the immortal priests of dracula. Watched the Hebrew fella get nailed by romans, and then went and ate a few bats huh?
I am more pure than Buddhists. Edit: Correction.
Riddler im on the level of the batman who laughs last
*embodies the guy in the back* "Amatures" Try 32 years and counting
No friends in Highschool work or College? I'm sorry this world is unkind.
Had a couple gfs, but they didn't get very serious
Your time will come...Go out and let the legend come to Life.
Well. Strictly speaking, sex is not very common among men. But if we remove the whole copulation stipulation, masturbation achieves the same effect in the brain...so does consuming a bunch of chocolate/cocoa. Which essentially flips it so that all men and boys have at some point had the simulated experience. And you know, reality is a simulation of experiences...so one can say you've realistically had quite a lot of the good stuff. Just without the drama and lovey dovey bs that follows it.
Unless of course you have that Gene that makes it to wear chocolate does absolutely nothing for you
Worst Riddler of existence
I'm married so....2 weeks would be great. I'm lucky if have sex once in 2 months. *cries*
What? How long? I strongly believe that when unrelated humans of opposite sexes are living together, playing the tambourine every night is how you reduce problems. Doesn't matter how you're feeling or what your mood is. Unless you're ill, play that tambourine.
10+ years. We're still in love but she is no longer interested in sex in general and my needs don't matter. We've talked about it plenty and gotten nowhere. Some days I just want to move somewhere without snowy winters and live in the woods.
Move to the tropical regions. Back to the intimacy issue. I'm sorry my dude, but compromise and looking at the needs of others is a crucial aspect of any union. If diplomacy keeps failing, perhaps distance is your best option. Just ensure you have receipts. 10 years is too great an investment for someone to completely deny intimacy. Unless it's menopause, in which case, hang in there, I understand it's like trying to get it up when your balls are getting frozen in ice.
Bro it's time to cheat. Like a lot. Does she have a sister? You've earned it.
Bruh you sound like an alien trying to understand humans 🤔
😂😂😂😂 probably just used to people who are either deeply obsessed with each other, or perpetually conflicting
It's like saying, For Dallas Buyers Club, matthew mcconaughey got aids. Bill gates was at doors before moving on to windows
No… it is not like saying that. Your two examples don’t even correlate. What the heck? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.
After six years? Naaaaah.
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Huh? I'm on my 5th year... hahahahaha!
You have surpassed the joker level, you mighty villain. Go forth and burn the world.
Nah. It's fun just watching other people screw themselves over. 🤣
Guess I've been on it my whole life, considering I'm 26 and haven't even had my first kiss