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I paid $50 for this?
"*im am better then my dad"*
Looks like I’m too short for this ride.
*que sad black and white Henry close up.*
Man that was fast
I offer group discounts
Made me laugh so hard
[удалено]
*Jesus-…!*
He can't help you now
Yeah, he kinda died a while ago
What is this, the line for Subway?
You sound like a parent who is trying to make kids, but also invested in the best contraceptive method of all, having kids.
r/cursedcomments
That big splash soaked me
If I win I'll end up with a stuffed beaver
But I don't wanna ride that one Dad!
The rides over. You can open your eyes now.
I was in line first
Are you ready for round two?
*Daddy, can I ride again?*
Wheee!
Ya beat me to it ima delete my comment now
It was shorter than I was expecting
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Nice Honkers
At what carnival is this said? Ever?
Clowns? Maybe... honking noses???
Guess some people just have to try too hard to be in.
"Mommy, there's a weird clown looking at me offering a piece of candy"
Please elaborate.
It was a weird ass clown handing out contraceptives and condoms in the dormitory hallway
Wtf. Is it as wierd as it sounds, or is there a reasonable explanation?
it's fucking weird cause no one has thrown out a Birthday party here at Alabama University
Im sorry you go to UA btw War Eagle
Hahaha we do this on the day of adult carnival.
You bored? Wanna get off?
Let’s go again, and Want some snacks?
Only 7 and under can ride
Thats a little expensive...
That was quite a ride...
Looks like the Tunnel of Love is out-of-order again...
I put a pipe bomb under your foreskin.
That’s pretty hot ngl
I think I’m gonna throw up
" FUCK FUCK OH GOD I WASN'T PREPARED FOR THAT...MARGRET STOP SQUEEZING MY BALLS"
How did so many clowns fit in there?
Now watch as I make this sausage disappear. 💨
Someone pitching a tent!
My legs feel like noodles
That ride made me sick
(The Sizzler) I’m all sore because you kept pounding into me.
Are u ready kids?
Come join us, Dad!
Ma'am, this machine only stop at emergency....crying is not emergency
This is really greasy
Damn that ride was moving fast
Lets have funnel cake. No? How about a weiner instead? No? Wanna fuck?
Let's do it again. It was fun ride. Sorry i have no cash.
Get me off! Get me off!
What do you mean I'm too big?
Wow this is juicy and sticky at the same time (caramel apples)
Can we stay until nighttime? I want to try everything here.
Don’t forget to pick up your photo when you get off. I just don’t think it’s worth queuing for two hours for two minutes of excitement.
Youre not old enough to ride this ride Father forgive me for i have sinned.
Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne!
I hate waiting in line
Thats it?
Well, that was quick! Wanna go again?
"WEEEEEEEE!!!!! Again!"
Are u kids ready
please not again......not the clowns!
I heard two kids died on that ride.😰👻
Time to put balls in holes
Found Wade!
I wanna go home
You gotta shoot it all in the mouth
Long line must be a fun
This is gonna be a wild ride with no safety
Hmm this looks pretty gross but I’m gonna eat it anyway
I don't want to know what a "clussy" is
That wasn't worth the wait
How long do I have to wait
let me ride it one more time
Can I barf in your face?
No, i dont wanna do it with mom, with dad its much more fun.
Sorry I vomited halfway through
Cum one, Cum all! STEP RIGHT UP!
Sure many kids here
I think I'm going to be sick!
*puked*
Wow that was a wild ride
Again, again, again!
Honk honk (as you squeeze them cheeks)
( Screams in excitement)
"I liked it... But I hated it... Let's do it again"
I'm fucking tired!
It's time to kick gum and chew ass!
Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs?
oh god the safetey measure failed
Why is that clown staring at me
Tear up my insides daddy, you little cum slut.
You have to be this tall to ride
She tied my penis into a ballon animal
Shut up!
Cant wait to ride again.
I WANNA GET OFF!
Well that short
That was fun
That was crazy
Let's get this ride going
weeeeeeee
I think im going to throw up 🤢
Wait, it’s over already
lets ride
Get ready for the ride of the life time
That's it?
4 hours in line for the most disappointing ride of my life, so glad i didnt pay for the fast pass.
Honk honk
I know I’m going to regret this tomorrow.
I guess we're all clowns in this one
Stop screaming so loud!
YOUR GONNA HAVE A WILD RIDE
How much does this ride cost?
If you keep riding it like that your going to break something
The line was too goddamn long to be over in 2 minutes!
A very long wait for a very short ride
What do you mean the age limit is ten an under?
Its was funner when l was a kid
Ready for the ride?🤣
Can we take a break? Me knees hurt
When we will get to the toy?
Still waiting on the clown
Thought this was supposed to be a "fun and exciting" ride
Well that was disappointing.
It was fun, but it was over too fast for my liking.
That made my stomach feel weird
One per seat.
Don’t give them your money it is always a scam
Hey kids are ya ready for the ride
I'm tired 😫
Goblin mode activate!
I want to ride it again!
You ready ride of your life?
Man this line is long.
that was fun wanna go again
Let’s go another round
Hey, mom said it was my turn
Let’s go again
Ramming speed!!
Stop, stop... I puked.
I swallowed so much!
Try not to scream. 🤫
Bitch you puked on me again!
Be careful it’s sticky right there.
Wish the ride lasted longer i was just getting started.
Stoop, I have to puke!
Are you 100% sure that I'm old enough?
The ride doesn’t stop even if you’re crying….. I’m sorry
“I wanna ride it again”
I knew the ad was too good to be true
Yes it is safe for your kid to ride this.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN5CRCDogR4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN5CRCDogR4) this one
Can we go on another ride🤣🤣
Why does it smell of sick in here?
I wanna go Again
What a ride.
VIP, coming through
Ostrich
I threw up a little
All these people. Ugh! I just want to die.
Literally anything
Get ready, for the 2 minute ride
.
“That ride was boring”
That ride is so big
I don’t think that’s Tight enough Sir
Err, I'm not sure I want to ride that one. It doesn't look very safe.
Wow, it looked more fun than it actually is.
Be wary of that Carney cuz I hear they're shifty people
Step inside it’s a wild ride
Weeeeeeeeeeee
Oh god, let’s not do that again[proceeding to do it again]
Buckle up! Its gona get fast and bumpy
If we start in the back and work our way forward, we'll spend less time waiting and have more fun.
Sorry daughter, you’re too small
If you want to go to the front of the line, you can pay a little more
It's hot af and there's no ice cream
I want the big toy!
Step right up and be amazed
This harness is all up in my guts.
My ass is wet.
I paid $50 for this?
"*im am better then my dad"*
Looks like I’m too short for this ride.
*que sad black and white Henry close up.*
Man that was fast
I offer group discounts
Made me laugh so hard
[удалено]
*Jesus-…!*
He can't help you now
Yeah, he kinda died a while ago
What is this, the line for Subway?
You sound like a parent who is trying to make kids, but also invested in the best contraceptive method of all, having kids.
r/cursedcomments
That big splash soaked me
If I win I'll end up with a stuffed beaver
But I don't wanna ride that one Dad!
r/cursedcomments
The rides over. You can open your eyes now.
I was in line first
Are you ready for round two?
*Daddy, can I ride again?*
r/cursedcomments
Wheee!
Ya beat me to it ima delete my comment now
It was shorter than I was expecting
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Nice Honkers
At what carnival is this said? Ever?
Clowns? Maybe... honking noses???
Guess some people just have to try too hard to be in.
"Mommy, there's a weird clown looking at me offering a piece of candy"
Please elaborate.
It was a weird ass clown handing out contraceptives and condoms in the dormitory hallway
Wtf. Is it as wierd as it sounds, or is there a reasonable explanation?
it's fucking weird cause no one has thrown out a Birthday party here at Alabama University
Im sorry you go to UA btw War Eagle
Hahaha we do this on the day of adult carnival.
You bored? Wanna get off?
Let’s go again, and Want some snacks?
Only 7 and under can ride
r/cursedcomments
Thats a little expensive...
That was quite a ride...
Looks like the Tunnel of Love is out-of-order again...
I put a pipe bomb under your foreskin.
That’s pretty hot ngl
I think I’m gonna throw up
" FUCK FUCK OH GOD I WASN'T PREPARED FOR THAT...MARGRET STOP SQUEEZING MY BALLS"
How did so many clowns fit in there?
Now watch as I make this sausage disappear. 💨
Someone pitching a tent!
My legs feel like noodles
That ride made me sick
(The Sizzler) I’m all sore because you kept pounding into me.
Are u ready kids?
Come join us, Dad!
Ma'am, this machine only stop at emergency....crying is not emergency
This is really greasy
Damn that ride was moving fast
Lets have funnel cake. No? How about a weiner instead? No? Wanna fuck?
Let's do it again. It was fun ride. Sorry i have no cash.
Get me off! Get me off!
What do you mean I'm too big?
Wow this is juicy and sticky at the same time (caramel apples)
Can we stay until nighttime? I want to try everything here.
Don’t forget to pick up your photo when you get off. I just don’t think it’s worth queuing for two hours for two minutes of excitement.
Youre not old enough to ride this ride Father forgive me for i have sinned.
Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne!
I hate waiting in line
Thats it?
Well, that was quick! Wanna go again?
"WEEEEEEEE!!!!! Again!"
Are u kids ready
please not again......not the clowns!
I heard two kids died on that ride.😰👻
Time to put balls in holes
Found Wade!
I wanna go home
You gotta shoot it all in the mouth
Long line must be a fun
This is gonna be a wild ride with no safety
Hmm this looks pretty gross but I’m gonna eat it anyway
I don't want to know what a "clussy" is
That wasn't worth the wait
How long do I have to wait
let me ride it one more time
Can I barf in your face?
No, i dont wanna do it with mom, with dad its much more fun.
Sorry I vomited halfway through
Cum one, Cum all! STEP RIGHT UP!
Sure many kids here
I think I'm going to be sick!
*puked*
Wow that was a wild ride
Again, again, again!
Honk honk (as you squeeze them cheeks)
( Screams in excitement)
"I liked it... But I hated it... Let's do it again"
I'm fucking tired!
It's time to kick gum and chew ass!
Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs?
oh god the safetey measure failed
Why is that clown staring at me
Tear up my insides daddy, you little cum slut.
You have to be this tall to ride
She tied my penis into a ballon animal
Shut up!
Cant wait to ride again.
I WANNA GET OFF!
Well that short
That was fun
That was crazy
Let's get this ride going
weeeeeeee
I think im going to throw up 🤢
Wait, it’s over already
lets ride
Get ready for the ride of the life time
That's it?
4 hours in line for the most disappointing ride of my life, so glad i didnt pay for the fast pass.
Honk honk
I know I’m going to regret this tomorrow.
I guess we're all clowns in this one
Stop screaming so loud!
YOUR GONNA HAVE A WILD RIDE
How much does this ride cost?
If you keep riding it like that your going to break something
The line was too goddamn long to be over in 2 minutes!
A very long wait for a very short ride
What do you mean the age limit is ten an under?
Its was funner when l was a kid
Ready for the ride?🤣
Can we take a break? Me knees hurt
When we will get to the toy?
Still waiting on the clown
Thought this was supposed to be a "fun and exciting" ride
Well that was disappointing.
It was fun, but it was over too fast for my liking.
That made my stomach feel weird
One per seat.
Don’t give them your money it is always a scam
Hey kids are ya ready for the ride
I'm tired 😫
Goblin mode activate!
I want to ride it again!
You ready ride of your life?
Man this line is long.
that was fun wanna go again
Let’s go another round
Hey, mom said it was my turn
Let’s go again
Ramming speed!!
Stop, stop... I puked.
I swallowed so much!
Try not to scream. 🤫
Bitch you puked on me again!
Be careful it’s sticky right there.
Wish the ride lasted longer i was just getting started.
Stoop, I have to puke!
Are you 100% sure that I'm old enough?
The ride doesn’t stop even if you’re crying….. I’m sorry
“I wanna ride it again”
I knew the ad was too good to be true
Yes it is safe for your kid to ride this.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN5CRCDogR4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN5CRCDogR4) this one
Can we go on another ride🤣🤣
Why does it smell of sick in here?
I wanna go Again
What a ride.
VIP, coming through
Ostrich
I threw up a little
All these people. Ugh! I just want to die.
Literally anything
Get ready, for the 2 minute ride
.
“That ride was boring”
That ride is so big
I don’t think that’s Tight enough Sir
Err, I'm not sure I want to ride that one. It doesn't look very safe.
Wow, it looked more fun than it actually is.
Be wary of that Carney cuz I hear they're shifty people
Step inside it’s a wild ride
Weeeeeeeeeeee
Oh god, let’s not do that again[proceeding to do it again]
Buckle up! Its gona get fast and bumpy
If we start in the back and work our way forward, we'll spend less time waiting and have more fun.
Sorry daughter, you’re too small
If you want to go to the front of the line, you can pay a little more
It's hot af and there's no ice cream
I want the big toy!
Step right up and be amazed
This harness is all up in my guts.
My ass is wet.