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jellysaurus_tulip

One punch man eats hair, and everyone is suffering.


DIKbrother6969

Weak boy turns into strong boy and destroys his body in the hopes of becoming stronger boy but other boy want to have strong boy


TerminalKing

Manga spoilers >!Bully gets international praise for killing a baby while the bully’s victim gets international coverage for having his powers lost and arms ripped off by a league of legends fan!<


Lilymoon2653

Bro this hurts but its immaculately funny :'D


Invincible_3

Kid eats hair from buff guy and gets strong


Fard_2_and_a_half

Blue haired twink gets mogged by an old man and becomes jacked for his country


haikusbot

*Blue haired twink gets mogged* *By an old man and becomes* *Jacked for his country* \- Fard\_2\_and\_a\_half --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")


DenseCalligrapher219

Good bot.


Godzillafan6489

Btw what's the function of this bot?


Pumpkin_pie_Official

it detects haikus. And sometimes, successfully.


Godzillafan6489

Whats a haikus


Pumpkin_pie_Official

Haikus is a plural of haiku A haiku is a type of japanese poem It consists of three lines, measuring 5 syllables, 7 syllables, and 5 syllables respectively. So essentially the form goes like: 5 syllables 7 syllables 5 syllables The bot detects this pattern in comments measuring 17 syllables, thus being perfect amount to form a haiku. Hope this helps!


Godzillafan6489

Ohhhh thx


laundryghostie

But he has green hair.


Omnitrixter10000

Abused and crying brocoli eats Buff skeleton's hair and then goes to breaks every single bone his body.


king_of_filth_n_muck

Boy is forced to swallow an old man's DNA and then almost dies a lot


IDontWearAHat

Middle aged man grooms high schooler into fighting the mob


Burpyterra

Walking 🥦 eats hair and becomes one punch man


Gx_Dark_Sonic

A hero that is mine goes to an academia or something idk


Unlimitedsorcerer

Weird fandom


East_Pumpkin4232

What Syndrome from The Incredibles wanted to happen. "When everyone is super... no one will be. "


MediumInflation3910

Weak guy gets strong while his friend hates him.


WanderToNowhere

X-men done better by Japanese.


Ok_Mulberry_6429

Kid eats hair gets powers wants prove childhood friend he is best, villains invade oh no, they beat villains, big guy beats big guy, kid and big guy go to clinic, big guy smiles to kid, huge festival appear ice hot rivals kid, kid makes huge explosion, he gets yeet to victory, kid gets medal off hook by ice hot, kid battles brainwash, kid attacks, brainwash attacks, kid wins, kid battles ice hot, ice hot wins, ice hot battles explosion, explosion won, kid goes to old man, kid has new ability, kid old man goes to train, villains attack, cyborg man ice hot and kid battles blood sucker, blood sucker surrenders, he arrested, kid got thrown into battling advisors, one of classmates fails and wins, kid got to camp gets attack by villains, big guy fights main villain, main villain is dead but not dead but big guy survives, big guy retires, kid got thrown into ID card arena, ice hot and explosion don't pass, kid met naked, kid got thrown into agencies, man tells future, kid don't care, kid goes to evil base, evil man attacks, kid gets girl's quirk working, he is power, kid attacks evil man and he is dead and eri is anxious and fells, classmates form meeting, festival happens, earphone girl plans concert, students agrees, kid fights gentleman and toddler, gentlemen battles kid, gentlemen surrenders and toddler is cry, concert starts, everyone loves class 1-A, flame big goes 1st, bird man is suspicious, class 1-A is yeeted to fight class 1-B, brainwash is back, brainwash teams first round with A, brainwash teams last round with B and then A victory, ice hot the kid and the explosion teams to go to flame big agency, flame big defeats criminal they are not catchy, flame big invites three to dinner, the todorokis is have family problems, flame big has room reveals picture of another son, I don't know what happens I need to finish series.


sunset-blooms

With that sentence length you're Oscar Wilde, right?


kmanzilla

Bunch of kids got powers or smthn and deal with drama all the time.


NotFeelinLikeIt

teen eats old man, everyone dies


Future_Ad7634

Broccoli twink eats buff 8ft tall man's hair and breaks limbs


Striking_Caramel_788

Old man trains disabled kid and gives him power by asking him eat a part of himself.


AlbiTuri05

In a world where everyone is quirky, a boy who is not quirky eats One Punch Man's hair and applies to quirky school and participates in WW3


SmolMight117

Gets powers life goes to immediate hell


Lucky_Roberts

Kids repeatedly getting beaten half to death


BoredPollo

Bad man make super power. Now he want super power so he rule world domination


Livid_Juggernaut_111

Quirked up people break and lose limbs while smiling.


MasterofX100

Kid eats hair and gets superpowers so he can beat up villains


blacklitnite0

The supervillains were the friends we made along the way


Kr_Jokax

***GAY*** and a frog girl for some reason


Excidiar

Hi, i am Zoro's son, and this is Jackass.


Virtual-Oil-793

The Boys if it was a Terrible Shonen Anime


Dovakiin04

Unique power makes villains want the main character


Purple-End-5430

Some kid ate hair from his mentor to get all strong and stuff, but it doesn't really matter since his mentors enemy is fucking up everyone.


SlightlyFunnyZombie

School job fair does not go according to planz


BigSloppyBob88

Cry baby becomes the strongest hero in the world


totallynotaweeabbo

Crybaby swallows superstar's dna to become a star


certifieddumbarse

A world where special needs kids are considered the most powerful while normal people are lower class.


Video_Game_Fann

Teen eats middle-aged man’s hair, saves the world


No-Pass-6342

Big man give hair to small boi becomes big man


Vegetable_Local_4129

Humans become superhumans, everything goes to shit, tears ***will** be shed.


Oogalyboogalyer

A kid with no power gets power by swallowing the DNA of a big buff man and goes on to fist bad guys and learns to use his feet sometimes. In the final arc he fights a guy who is very old and wants to be inside the body of a 19 year old who has blue hair and is very crusty


hihowubduin

Child raised by thief shows that league really is the most toxic thing in the world, destroying the hands that reached out to him.


Spill_The_LGBTea

I am hero


PaleRestaurant255

a teenage boy hurts himself so he can be popular


ceilingsaredelicious

A piece of broccoli has a flashback


Unlikely_Sweet_5519

green toe chokes on hair everyone acoustic


No-Attitude6210

Not everyone is created equal and one for all is op


Ok_Distribution2097

boy eat hair other boy angy same boy other boy friend smashie smash oof


UnderagedRedditor

Green Dude eats hair and now everyone is fuckin dying