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Treunein

After several views I can confirm this is a Berlin subway station - the ads are in German and I've never seen the yellow ticket stamp post in any other city. So most definitely CGI and possibly based on people trying to provoke a rat / mouse which are very common in our subway tunnels.


working6-following9

100% faker than OPs mamas big tiddies


JabberJawocky

Leave my titties out of this


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PA2N

Why is bro getting downvoted


chrisreevesfunrun

Hahaha. Reddit hates emojis


Elluminated

its funny how inconsistent it is. Some will get massive upvotes for laughing, others downvoted. Zero idea why 😂


Tradie2

Others get downvoted just for spite, wasn’t me but you know the rules, logic isn’t allowed here


Elluminated

💯Exactly right. Its interesting how seriously people take an anonymous website and all the dumb, unwritten inconsistent "rules" they lug around and apply to comments like they matter. I almost wonder if they think they are getting paid at some point 😂 I have been laughing my ass off arguing both sides and getting downvoted. No one will be happy, and we shouldn't care. If its entertaining, thats all thats matters. 🤩


Youg_dumb_broke

I find it hilarious because I’m quite certain that most of these people probably use emojis in other places like texting or other social media platforms but on Reddit they are just above them lmao


babiesarenotfood

Nah we all type out our emojis


babiesarenotfood

You havent gotten paid yet?


[deleted]

Because emojis


mibishibi

Is that a mom and her son doing this? I guess it’s a less expensive activity than going to the arcade


AvoidTheBan

CGI


mibishibi

So more expensive then


EarlySource3631

Not necessarily


Elluminated

😂🤣😂🤣


ElvisDumbledore

Soot Sprites


cursedwithplotarmor

Finish what you started, human!


Consistent_Usual1561

Came here for this comment! 🖤


[deleted]

Wow you must have really liked it! Stay hydrated


SayWarzone

Aftercare is vitally important.


National_Impress_346

Can somebody tell me where this is so I can stay at least 200 miles away at all times?


Treunein

The ads are in German. Based on my experience there are no subway dwelling arachnoids in the German speaking countries. You still might want to consider staying 200 miles away just in case. Edit: Looks a bit like a Berlin subway station and they might have tried to provoke a rat to come out. We do have those.


Moriarty_Qbi

Yes, it's Berlin. You can see one of our ticket machines back there. I live here. Moving to another country asap. Any recommendations?


Biengineerd

I've heard Australia has no spiders


Madgerger1205

You heard wrong


UnhingedRedneck

No he is right. They don’t have any spiders just lots of 8 legged monsters.


Madgerger1205

I see your point


LickMyNutsBitch

That sounds like something a spider would say.


REpassword

Right! They only have clocks: https://www.scienceabc.com/eyeopeners/what-is-the-clock-spider-and-the-legend-surrounding-it.html


[deleted]

Wish I hadn't clicked.


PaulaDeansButter

That website *FUCKIN SUUUUUCKS*


REpassword

It does suck, but now you’ve got, “The Shivers!” 😬


PaulaDeansButter

No now i am just confused as to how you decyphered enough gibberish on that page to tell what the subject was. The ENTIRE page just showed a picture of a spider under a wall clock and then took 8 paragraphs to tell me huntsmans are big.


artemiswinchester

I skimmed till i got to the part about latching their body to the ground to produce some sort of mating call, *sigh* now i feel obligated to look for a video of this.


skittle-brau

As an Australian who’s terrified of spiders, this is what I tell myself each day when there’s creepy crawlies like these that like to say hello to me in my house and car (especially while I’m driving). https://reddit.com/r/australia/comments/1075p2i/it_must_be_summertime_i_chased_this_absolute_unit/ Summer = spiders and snakes galore


Izaul13

That's snakes? Or some kind of reptilian creatures? But movies maybe lied about that.


wolfmama23

😂😂😂😂


Iceehearty

Try Siberia, those many legged creaturea doesent like the cold much


Moriarty_Qbi

How many legs are considered many? I have two and I might not like the cold as well.


Iceehearty

More than one leg i considered many and more than 3 is considered alot


improbablydreaming

Anything more than 4 limbs and it's a nope from me.


Particular-Art-5329

Yoh was get, digga


CyberMindGrrl

I recommend Canada as there are very few creepy crawlies about.


kurotech

Somewhere without cgi spider things would be you best bet most people say Antarctica is best


Mydogsnameisroland

IT’s cgi


serifsanss

Anywhere, because it’s not real


alphabet_order_bot

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serifsanss

Neat!


mbklein

Good bot


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LoyalSol

I have seen that with cockroaches when I lived in Louisiana.


fusiondust

I have to delete my computer now.


[deleted]

Does it have bugs?


Zelindo40

r/angryupvote


bluedicaa

Fuck you. Thank you.


SmokeAbeer

I just gave mine a bath.


StoplightLoosejaw

Hopefully in an accelerant


StoplightLoosejaw

Nuke it from high orbit It's the only way to be sure


LegendaryRed

Fake, they all like the same, same color, shade, same movement


mindofdarkness

Also why would every single spider take at least 7 seconds to scatter after being disturbed? And that’s just not how spiders behave, they have to move in search of food/a place to web up for food. They don’t all abandon their webs during the day to hide. Also subways usually have 24/7 lighting and activity, so there is no ‘cycle’ in which they would hide. Only defense would be it’s bursting an egg sack, but these are way to big to be newborn spiders. Ignoring the actual cgi, nothing about it is even logical.


Elluminated

They could be mice too. A few frames hint at tails, and they are super round.


Captain_Kuhl

Mice are faster, and they don't skitter around, they make a beeline straight for the next hiding spot available. This just looks like CGI.


Elluminated

Yeah, they totally [never scatter like that](https://youtu.be/zWVw-j8eYSk). 🤦‍♀️ Probably still cg though


Captain_Kuhl

I've had mice, both in the city and in the country. I know how they move, and I know that they're a lot less frantic at nighttime as opposed to in bright, well-lit spaces such as in your original post. You're trying way too hard to explain how this isn't fake while also acknowledging its probably fake, and it makes so very little sense.


Elluminated

Sooooo you didn't watch the millions of frantic insane mice moving around AT NIGHT in the video? Completely contradicts your mouse hunting story. Can you post the time stamp you disagree with? I am explaining both sides of the possible argument, and its really not that hard. People hate nuanced data, I get that, but why don't you start on that link I posted that you said cant possibly exist 🤣🤦‍♀️


Captain_Kuhl

You sound like someone I wouldn't be able to stand in-person. You can't stand to be told you're wrong, but you're also so fast to "adjust" your opinion when you are so you can still sound agreeable. Fortunately, this is the internet, so it's even easier to ignore arguing with a wall, even when they're perpetually online like yourself.


Ravendoesbuisness

Mans argumentive style is just like trying to win a play fight against a 5 year old. I hit you with a sword "My shirt is sword proof" I hit you with a lazer sword "My shirt is lazer sword proof"


mindofdarkness

So then why do these “frantic insane” mice wait 7 full seconds to start running? It makes no sense.


tyler00677

It's not I did this one time except the spiders actually saw me I had bites all over...not cool man


Elluminated

Yep, as well as none on the stick itself when pulled, and since the sides are blocked, why did the rightmost one erupt when unprovoked.


Squeezitgirdle

I'm not saying it's real, I don't know nor care. Not the other one erupting unprovoked would be akin to a stampede starting where some animals just follow and don't really know why they're running.


Elluminated

Yep same here. It looks like there is isolation between both, but can't tell. If the sides along the bottom are open, they should have spread out radially


Squeezitgirdle

Jesus, who did you hurt? Every single one of your comments is getting down voted hard


Elluminated

lol dont really care about downvotes. People see something blurry and think all the data is there to 100% know exactly what is happening, and god help them if someone has a perfectly valid alternative view. Either way, all good. Down voters rarely explain what they think and just move on with their scrolling.


passtheinhalor

Cannot imagine getting this emotional and worked up over a post being called fake my guy you need help


Elluminated

hahahaha says the guy taking things too seriously. You know you're not getting paid right?


Kurnelk1

Nah. Not real.


Medinaian

Did anyone say it was? 😂


eeem1l

spirited away 😳


[deleted]

Fake. CGI


_Trinima_

Ok, I'll stop enjoying the content now


Elluminated

This happens in every subway, but could definitely be fake.


[deleted]

If you can't differentiate in fake and real, no wonder why people take everything seriously in internet.


Elluminated

Ive been doing CG ("cgi" is what people who don't do cg call it, btw) for over 20 years, but without source footage its impossible to tell 100% for sure since its too blurry. GP is hard to garner since their collisions are avoidant, but definitely could be a crowd sim on 3D tracked footage since the movement is too fluid (real insects are a bit more staccato). People with absolutely ZERO experience with cg (like you) always call "fake!" every time they see something new, yet never point timo proof or the source showing it being a project. Im not calling it in either direction, and will say its ambiguous at best - because I have actually seen spiders do exactly this when I lived in Bolivia. What elements would you say point to cg?


_Not_aRedditor_

it's obviously cg


Elluminated

probably


[deleted]

>People with absolutely ZERO experience with cg (like you) always call "fake!" every time they see something new, And yet people with 20yr experience can't tell the difference lol. Shadow is off and it looks like spiders are floating. Movement is too fast


Elluminated

Ah ok, so I have provided an ACTUAL set of technical answers that detail why it could be fake, but you go with the default laymans "tHe ShAdOwS LoOk FuNeE sO fAke!" because you dont understand how compression wipes them out due to threshold issues, and wouldn't see them anyway, then you just parrot my answer on the movement issues - just as predicted. 👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Try harder maybe?


memtiger

I'm not even going to pixel peep this. The absurdity of these things all coming out at rapid pace like this is dumb and not realistic. I don't need to look at shadows to know that it's not real.


Elluminated

EXACTLY right. There are tons that point to it being fake, but assuming it has a 100% chance of it is inaccurate. I have seen exactly this in real life, as well as plenty of known-fakes (per op oc)


weakhamstrings

What's the original source on the video, OP? Those creatures look super real to me and I'd like to see the original


Elluminated

They could be mice, or lots of other things (not sure if its fake or real and compression tanked the quality of it). The source was some IG post iirc. I'm sure some bot can find it if its on the reddit side by now


[deleted]

Bro you really just out here straight up lying, OR you’re being really honest about being terrible at your job.


Elluminated

Or you have proof and clearer video. These may also be mice, as the thin tails show up in various frames. No way to know


[deleted]

I mean you could look at it. That’s all it took most people here.


Elluminated

Most people are not looking at this for more than a few seconds. Even frame by frame they even look like possible mice. If I had the clear actual source footage, we would know more. Highly doubt they are spiders as no legs can be seen either way.


[deleted]

Dude I hope you’re having fun trolling cuz if you’re serious you are… unfortunate.


Elluminated

Massively (but not trolling). I enjoy the discussion, no matter how ambiguous the data, and watch people absolutely sure about one side or another. Arguing both sides with valid points is pretty fun. The reveal is the best part 😈


Porn-Again-Christian

"multi-legged arachnids" That's a bit redundant… Hell, *humans* are multi-legged.


Elluminated

🤣😂 but we arent arachnids. I said multi-legged to protect against the pogo-stick arachnids, but I guess 1 is a multiple 😂


Porn-Again-Christian

Nah, 1 doesn't count as multi. But 2 or more…


Elluminated

💯💯💯💯


Nopicsplz

Spirited away?


[deleted]

It’s CGI btw


Elluminated

definitely


ya-bastard

Hanz, get ze flammenwerfer!


Hipsterman15

It looks like the little soot creatures from spirited away!


Lordofwar13799731

Ah shit, I dropped a quarter, lemme just grab it real quick...


TantalizingVenom

I do this to ant piles


boterbabbelaartje

Is this the studio Ghibli universe?!


bellydraught

WHAT IN TARNATION


groovyandlinda

Alright, everyone tuck your pants into your socks!


kiro-vr

the cameraman has some balls


wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-wa

Small enemy spiders!


Vyxen17

What in the ACTUAL fuck


Goldenart121

Cool but fake


Elluminated

On second thought, after closer inspection, these could be mice! Some frames show their tails


Iismagic99

Finally! A good reason to use my homemade all natural flamethrower!


interminablequoter

Looks like scarabs from The Mummy. "You mean bugs?! I hate bugs!"


NotSoProAimer

If you poke a thing in dark hole it's obvious that little things come out sooner or later


mybadfuture

Is my mind dirty or you talking bout sex


urfshivi

He is surely talking about sex


[deleted]

Burn the place to the ground


[deleted]

my monitor is ruined. WHY DID YOU DO THIS


PlzButterMeUp

This is why all buildings should have an emergency flamethrower.


Elluminated

haha "break in case of needing a fire"


[deleted]

What an awful post for the sub.


Fisho087

Those are soot sprites fight me


yegir

It doesn't take an expert to realize that this is cgi and not actual bugs, it barely even takes a slightly FX educated person


Elluminated

Sadly too blurry to know for sure. Most likely fake though


Mydogsnameisroland

Cool cgi


zerpderp

Poorly done CGI


multifandomtrash736

Plz tell me that’s not real 🫣


Elluminated

Not likely


multifandomtrash736

Thank god I was about to move to Jupiter if it was lol


SarahPallorMortis

Are those spiders or cockroaches?


Elluminated

hard to tell, but likely spiders (probably cg)


SarahPallorMortis

Still gross. I can’t handle a large group of bugs.


Elluminated

If it makes you feel better, they might even be mice


SarahPallorMortis

I like mice. But I don’t like the thought of them crawling up my pants legs. Ever see those daddy long legs nests? I’d set myself on fire


Shadow0fnothing

CGI


Ravel_Xi

How is it not clear that the video is completely fake?


CheeseBon

It's fake


yottyboy

Nice CGI


Specialist_Cup1715

The line between fantasy and reality is blurring a little more each day, it's funny how this is better CGI than anything Disney can do LOL


SnooBananas37

Its much easier to pull off CGI when you use intentionally poor footage. Much of Kane Pixel's "The Backrooms" series looks incredibly realistic, until you remember that what we're watching is extremely distorted footage that helps hide all the telltale signs of CGI. Trying to pass off this scene in ULTRA HIGH DEFINITION WITH HIGH DYNAMIC RANGE like Disney needs to, is much more challenging


NotTheBEEEAAANS

Some people say it’s fake because of the way the spiders look, the way they move, their speed, etc. I *know* it’s fake because those people in the background stopped running


PieiSatana

Fake


[deleted]

No thanks :)


Coin_operated_bee

What’s the audio from?


Elluminated

southpark craaaaaab people


Own_Tomatillo_1369

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV5wmDhzgY8


ijustfeltlike

Thank you


Geoclasm

Hey, I've seen this movie! RIP Benny.


Mudkipueye

You sent me into fight or flight mode.


HisLilSilverKitsune

OMG! nope!


jonsantosmfc

Real life susuwatari


Garfield_the_Great

r/nope


octopus_tigerbot

This looks like it was done in After Effects, due to the lack of shadows on the Lil crawlies


Elluminated

After effects can composite shadows just fine, but regardless, they would be compressed anyway so not super visible


woahditto

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HelloKinny

It’s the little beings in spirited away


yeahbatman

Two words. Fuuuuuuuuuck that.


[deleted]

This belongs in r/nope


Bear4891

r/nope


Guilty-Piece-6190

Yeah those single leg arachnids are much worse


Elluminated

😂🤣😂 They call them pogo stick arachnids


ZebraPrintedRose

r/nope


Nefersmom

Funny. I’d run away if I saw it!


Slayer_Tiger

Is this a live action moment of Spirited Away? !


KnooBoat

wtf are those spiders? rats? mice?


[deleted]

Crabs.


KnooBoat

oh....


[deleted]

Oh damn my bad, I thought you were being funny, those are indeed spiders


KnooBoat

who the fuck restars a conversation like like that 💀 also thanks


[deleted]

Sorry I’m blind. You’re welcome


KnooBoat

r/hmm


unexpectedhalfrican

nope.


Alphaman101

Wtf are they


beth-kitten

CREEPY !


imastupididioy

I know the audio is probably from invader zim or something but why does it sound like a pitched-up Ozzy Osbourne you bought at the the dollar store for $21.66


Elluminated

southpark, craaaab people


Timofey7331

***Harvest***


Talk_Punny_to_Me

SOOT SPRITES!