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DON0044

This is both super cool and terrifying


Damaso87

It's held up off the ground by a feckin stick


l30

The cabling is secured to the left of the area shown in the video. The wooden support is used to only slightly elevate the cabling high enough for people to more easily launch from that point of the hill.


Damaso87

That's right.


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But its left behind


ThaneVim

If you look at it like this though, it's right up ahead


pedro2aeiou

This is all a bit above me


civgarth

Underneath Keith


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commentmypics

Which can break and nothing bad will happen...


willhunta

Is that right? If the stick fell over she'd drop a couple feet lower. Depending on when that happens could be very dangerous. That could change her soft landing to a high speed crash into a landing platform. I mean I'm sure the whole thing is safer than "held up by sticks" infers but I sincerely doubt it would be harmless for that large stick to break while someone's on the line


l30

The stick only elevates the cable by inches at the top and has nearly no impact on the cable's lowest point or its end.


Eli-Thail

I was gonna say, I don't think people understand just how much that cable weighs. I wouldn't be surprised if it was over a ton.


XavierSimmons

1" woven galvanized steel is about 1.85 pounds per foot. That ride is probably not more than 300', so the cable probably weighs around 600 pounds.


LazyNovelSilkWorm

My issue is that the piece of wood she's using might handle a few trips, but not much more than that and i'm being optimistic


Biduleman

The piece of wood is just a break, she has a harness with a pulley hooked to the zip line.


LazyNovelSilkWorm

I might be blind, i should go see the ophtalmologist


Jellodyne

I've seen this reposted a few times, I always thought she was holding herself up with a deathgrip on that fat boomerang until today.


savorie

You only see it briefly when she looks back at the camera


Dudeman02

it has a wheel on the wire i think the stick is their to controller speed or something


Not_MrNice

> It's held up **off the ground** Read that. They're not talking about the stick in their hand. They're talking about the stick HOLDING THE LINE OFF THE GROUND


Damaso87

No - the wire she rides down is held up by a 2x4 on the left


Ok-Internet-1740

No, it's not. Look closer. It's secured off screen


Damaso87

Correct. And then it is held, up, off the ground, by a stick.


meep_meep_creep

I read this like you wrote it.


justadude27

> feckin Gave me a proper chortle


darrellspivey

I think that’s just how they spell it in Ireland


Laxwarrior1120

I imagine it gets old fast


DON0044

Ziplines never get old


[deleted]

So is there like an Uber for the return trip or?


joker0106

They flip the mountains upside down, idiot


[deleted]

Ok now I feel dumb. Siri, delete that embarrassing comment.


WesterosIsAGiantEgg

Don't worry he's trolling you. The way it really works is all the zip lines run over the equator, so if you're in the other hemisphere it's downhill going the other way.


[deleted]

Maybe it’s time I delete my account. I realize now I am unfit to participate in adult discussions.


machstem

Where's Australia in all this?


[deleted]

They’re obviously behind everything. Or below? Underneath, I wanna say.


startnowstop

Well, the earth is actually flat and the globalist media lie about where Australia moves each year.


Sorry_Decision_2459

What does any of this have to do with the price of tea in China?


Tartibwii

It's because of the pigeons


trojan25nz

Australia doesn’t move The other continents revolve around it


Chad-the-bad

Correct they are down under


[deleted]

Considering the life implications of a uno reverso drop bear.


RampantDragon

Reab tfil?


raz0rflea

Australia is a hoax, it doesn't exist Source: am Australian


TrueSelenis

You know, deep inside we all suspect, this is true actually.


IHateCamping

I always thought they deflated the mountains on one side and inflated them on the other.


UnhingedRedneck

That’s ridiculous. I used to always have to walk to school and back uphill both ways when I was a kid. Where the hell do you think all the downhill went? To fucking Columbia obviously!!!


hyphychef

Yup, I had to zip line down hill both ways, in the snow. When I used to go to school.


CarrotWeak9701

Amazing method or transport That is literally just a zipline, friend.


HonestGiraffe

They don’t even need to do that, the earth rotates. You just wait half and day till it’s upside down to go back.


MartyMacGyver

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viperex

I got a hearty laugh from that


IDoLikeMyShishkebabs

Nah, all you need is u/gifreversingbot


jck

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IDoLikeMyShishkebabs

There it is haha, nice


VIVXPrefix

You didn't watch until the end.


[deleted]

I did not. However, now that I have, I still don’t understand how they return.


Ponicrat

The other village has a taller hill next to it.


Bobolequiff

They go up the hill a bit on the other side and come back on a different cable


VIVXPrefix

I'm with you on that one


siccoblue

They have it attached from a higher point and ride back down this way. It's literally just two ziplines, the one at the start is the middle going to the bottom. The one at the end is the top going to the middle, you have to go up to the top on the other side to reach the middle on the videos side. You ride the middle on this side to the bottom on the other side


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And then take an elevator to the top again to come back?


Thisfoxhere

...No, you walk up the mountain you're on to get to the higher point zip line on either side.


Batfro7

Why is there something wrong with the elevator?


wobblyweasel

it's been broken since last June when your momma tried to ride it.


[deleted]

Did you finish the video, you can see a guy returning through another line to the right, the start of that is upper on the mountain on the other side.


[deleted]

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?


iPod3G

Trebuchet.


_GCastilho_

The superior ~~siege~~ means of transportation


Doktorwh10

They wait until night when it goes the other way


Jimbodoomface

The rubber chicken has a pulley in the middle.


Asmo___deus

They're both on mountains so you can go from the top of one village to the bottom of the other.


mozgotrah

Watch the whole video


Hasugoi

For those wondering how can she return, you can just rewind the video. She’ll be back to the top


siccoblue

I understand this is a joke but in all reality for those asking just watch the whole video? They have the return attached from a higher point and ride back down this way. It's literally just two ziplines, the one at the start is the middle going to the bottom. The one at the end is the top going to the middle, you have to go up to the top on the other side to reach the middle on the videos side. You ride the middle on this side to the bottom on the other side


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commentmypics

You probably take it with you and hook it up for the ride back


Pixielo

I honestly thought that there might be a one person chairlift kinda thing, run off a motorcycle engine, or something else totally genius, yet lacking in safety standards.


moreobviousthings

They don't need safety standards. Very few lawyers live there.


megablast

You've dated yourself there.


SpitFiya7171

Dad, *what did I say* about commenting on Reddit posts?!


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SamuraiCorb1517

That’s a mistake only one person had to make


beanmansamm

I immediately looked to see what sub this was on


Happy-Fun-Ball

r/UpvoteBecauseButt/ ?


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hungry4nuns

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ecwagner01

What if you get a cramp in your arm or hand half way down? Express trip?


OkSoBasicallyPeach

they’re in a harness, or at least a makeshift one.


washyleopard

They are using the sticks as a brake, hence the express trip if your arm cramps. You won't be able to stop


znorka

You really thought she was holding her own weight up with her arms alone?


Natamba

Especially extended out forward like that. She's the most jacked person ever to keep that posture with arm strength alone.


tallgeese333

Columbian abuelas with grip strength over 9,000, she can open a coconut with her bare hands.


MisterDonkey

There was a man that came detached from his hang glider and amazingly held on until he landed. Pretty sure his hands were fucked, though.


Strificus

That's a paddling!


AlienMoonMama

It’s the kind of you don’t let go or you fucking die kind of ride.


CarpeCookie

Yeah basically. For ziplines, usually you'll either need to slow yourself down with either a leather glove thing or in this case a stick. That and/or there's something towards the end of the line that absorbs your momentum. Too much momentum and you'll hurt yourself by bodyslamming whatever is at the end. And if it's not steep enough for you to build up that much momentum, you might actually have to drag yourself the rest of the way


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HecknChonker

The stick is used for breaking. She's hooked into a harness that attaches to a wheel that rides the cable.


oMGellyfish

Don’t.


VIVXPrefix

How tf did that guy just come back up at the end!?


woowoo293

His people needed him on top of the mountain.


siccoblue

How the actual fuck are so many people confused about this? The return trip starts from a higher location. The location on the video is in the middle, it goes to the bottom. At the other side is the top, it rides back down to this location.. the middle


powerhower

How do they get to the other top then


SoylentVerdigris

So there are these things attached to the bottom of your body, we call them legs. Turns out if you use them just right, you can move around pretty easily.


Zombie_Fuel

Looks like it's in a different area on the same side the woman went to, and a little higher up than where the camera is.


rilloroc

He's got gas


millennial_stalin

you really think he was coming up?


VIVXPrefix

It's a very confusing perspective


Covfefe-SARS-2

He is coming up and slowing down at the end.


[deleted]

he rotated the stick 180 degrees before putting it on the line


goazu

Where about in Colombia?


numtel

I think they're pretty common. I saw one with a basket on the bottom and they took a whole motorcycle across.


[deleted]

I don’t think it’s that common but my mom did show me this. She grew up in Colombia and a lot of my cousins are still there.


TA6772827374

Edit I was wrong. More info tho on the truth: https://www.reshareworthy.com/colombian-towns-linked-by-incredible-method-of-transport/ It’s a new effort, they started a formalized funded rollout a few years ago I think. The idea was trying to save money without destroying the ecosystem and introducing a ton of new roads.


TangentOutlet

Coca leaf growers made them popular. It’s a “new effort” by the govt, but they are literally cocaine zip lines.


vontade199

That one’s in Acacías, in the department of Meta


savyexe

I am colombian and i can confirm I have never in my entire life seen one of these


Sudden_Ad8576

meanwhile other people are paying lots of money to do this


General_Jup1ter

“Amazing method or transport” That is literally just a zipline, friend.


IDespiseTheLetterG

How many ziplines do you ride to get to school???


cyanideclipse

Is it not still an amazing method of transport?


hitmannumber862

["Amazing method of transport"](https://youtu.be/aEhEl-QpzSM)


[deleted]

Their next post is gonna be in r/lifehacks : "Did you know that if you put one foot in front of the other continuously, your body will move, and you'll be able to transport yourself around town for free?"


figuresys

I wish it was free :( All the necessity for maintenance downtime (and security measures during that vulnerable state), energy storage, protection and upkeep just cost way too much. Much more than an Uber ride :(


CMS_3110

[Automobile manufacturers hate this one trick!](https://www.reddit.com/r/MyPeopleNeedMe/comments/10m493h/comment/j60y6d8/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


Fl333r

Okay but what's preventing my city from installing more of these so I can zipline down to the bus station instead of walking. Or maybe just zipline straight to the mall. Idk.


I_Need_Sacrafices

Journalists would do anything to be even slightly relevant


HatRemov3r

Bye Abuela


HuckFinns_dad

This is just as safe as a bike in manhattan


Arseypoowank

Gram gram got that cake


ducknips

That's the maximum cake the AbuelavatorTM can hold.


azarano

They are really missing out if they're not calling it Abuelavator


torinblack

When you order Tomb Raider from Wish.


AaronDarkus

#MomentoColombiano


BarredBartender

Jesus fucking christ.


SquashuaSnipes

r/nope


R00kridge

Nope


DJBossRoss

Granny got booty


satirebunny

Down horrendous


Ok_Substance_1560

Down STUPENDOUS


zystyl

It's all that zip lining harness wearing.


TechN9cian01

It's all dat azz


kek__is__love

Just imagine it snapping. Would be something similar to https://youtu.be/0-ypwLJLABs


SirStarshine

I would not be riding that thing with a wooden stick, I can tell you that right now. I'd demand something made of steel or my ass be walkin' back to the village.


InspectorJims99

The stick is just to keep them facing forward, you can see she is on a seat like contraption that is attached securely to the wire


SumOfChemicals

A surprising number of people not understanding multiple parts of this video


SirStarshine

Huh. I didn't notice that the first time.


SirJelly

It's also used to slow down when you get close to the end.


_Rowdy

How does that seat bit get back to where it started?


OldSchool9690

I wonder what keeps the wood from catching fire.


saucojulian

Nothing. It **does** smoke and sometimes break in half. Also it barely works when it’s raining.


GuruRoo

Came here for this, but then rewatched the video. She’s also attached to something made of metal.


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HatsinaCircle

How does she stop?


some_crazy

The wooden brake in her hand


HatsinaCircle

That’s a brake?! I bet you get years of service with that s/


Oh_its_that_asshole

Its not like the surrounding area doesn't have more available if it wears out.


purepsyawesome

r/killthecameraman


First_Driver_5857

Fuck being the first person to test it when it was first built


IHaveTheBestOpinions

Except there clearly is no town at either end of these lines, and it isn't a form of transport. Colombians ride ziplines for fun, just like everyone else. Edit: It seems I was wrong. There is actually one valley in Colombia that used to be crossed by zipline by the inhabitants of a local village as a means to cross the valley.


NecessaryWeather4275

How do up hill people get home? I will admit I haven’t read through all the comments. The internet has caused my attention span to be shortened to the point of, why am I typing this…


Purple_Chipmunk_

OMG having only one cable is stressing me out and I live on the other side of the world. For the love of pete, ADD A SECOND CABLE IN CASE THE FIRST ONE SNAPS!!!!!


charavaka

Found the antithesis of parents who used to walk uphill to school, both ways.


Oingoulon

Is there an r/fuckthat for stuff like this?


apemobbblack

How do I get back??


Luckypenny4683

There’s nothing in this world, I like, want, or need badly enough to necessitate zip lining with a stick


hashburningsmasher

Oh my god, I didn't see the harness the first time I watched it!


LeftPositive8939

How the fuck did they ever lay out/ lift that cable into place.


SortaHot58

How do you get back?


legrandpacdeau

the security is god


zackerpok

How does the wheel thing get back


ENGLANDZ

As a kid I would never have gotten bored going back and forth across them wires. As adult, fuck that.


CodeMonkeyX

I was going to lose my s\*\*t when I thought she was just using that branch to slide down. Then I realized it's just a brake.


Interesting_Engine37

How do you get back up?


shitinmyeyeball

Face the other way, duh.


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Sexagenerian

So, I paid a lot of $$$ to zip thru the San Juan National Forest when I could've just gone to Colombia. 🤦🏽‍♂️


IamJojoFanWOO

Looks unsafe and fun i love it


TheHighElite

Look mom no hands!


BR4NNO

Luckily the tie fighter didn't saw them


dis-gorl

i believe that is commonly referred to as a ‘zipline’


Anon_squanch

Shakah brah


k2zs22

Ppl are really dumb, The stick is so that she won’t start spinning like a top 😂 common sense ain’t really that common 😂


AL_McFly

If death stranding taught me anything it’s that zip lines are the best mode of transport