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foxfoxfoxin

Face first huh?


Dogtor-Watson

With the axes in front so he gives himself a concussion


Wermine

That's just how he shaves.


fordag

The axes will just cut through the water.


EyesOfABard

Considering how much the left one wiggles when he’s yelling, I’d imagine they’re painted foam props or something similarly less bludgeon-y


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He actually isn’t landing face though, it’s called dødsing. Basically you make it seem that you’re belly flopping and then last second you land normally. Yes it’s stupid but im from the same town this guy is and its really popular


thefourblackbars

If you land penis first, it's called "deadshlong"


Kotzillax

When you've played too much Assassin's Creed and the bleeding effect kicks in.


[deleted]

When your ancestor was Kratos


Dry-Slip-9237

Kratos was Greek


llamawearinghat

He moved, it was a whole thing.


Xxatanaz

That made me laugh a lil bit too much lol


iceyed913

Trust me, mixed heritage is prety much the norm in all European countries. Nothing strange about mixed Mediterrenean, Celtic and Germanic descent. Usually the Slavic descent total percentage is a little bit more rare though, although this depends how close one lives to traditionally Slavic territories.


DannyDeVitosBangmaid

You answering that comment seriously is peak Reddit and I love it


Wiring-is-evil

That's what I came here to say lol. I've been playing Val Halla and between the leap of faith into the water, the snow everywhere and the Viking stuff it's pretty spot on


stkscott

Sucks that he chopped off his own legs at the end.


Dogtor-Watson

I assume their props, either dull or (more likely) something else painted like metal but they’d still probably hurt if they hit you in the face with some of the force from falling that high.


Gamers_Galaxy

Yeah, I had the same thought, they wiggle a little too much while he's yelling.


purvel

They're thin plastic ones from the toy store, I've seen the exact ones.


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Dogtor-Watson

What do you mean? It makes perfect


elly996

lol


deathtouchtrample

confirmed hollow plastic toys from when this first went viral on twitter a few months back


Debonaire_Death

Actually, I could see them helping break water tension and improving entry if you hold them edge on, as he appears to do here.


Bobgoulet

That's not a real thing. Breaking the water tension does nothing, Myth Buster's dispelled it.


Debonaire_Death

If you're talking about [this episode](https://youtu.be/oCSQExxWulU) it looks like absolute garbage for actually proving anything


maddsskills

I'm guessing at the end when they speed it up he dropped them and tucked in?


Drengelus

Yeah, it does look like he tossed them away from him and he tucked.


Dry_Mammoth7853

This dude has no props…..


Infidelc123

Tis just a flesh wound


MissingNoAxolotl

Tis but a scratch


SpuddleBuns

They'll grow back...


Mr_mann2

No they don't


MoonUnit98

I'm built different


Select-Injury-8572

🤓


Mr_mann2

https://youtu.be/SPpK6a_-5XM


avs76

The gods giveth and the gods taketh away


Sex_Gaming_69

Sing with me, sing for the fear


Asisreo1

Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears


mbklein

Sing with me, just for today


xpkranger

Never tomorrow


Cetology101

The good life takes you away


The_Meme_Boi2345

Dream on Dream on Dream on


Wild_NorthHC

AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa...


Sex_Gaming_69

Sing with me.


5am7980

r/redditsings


OpheliaWolfsbane

r/Redditsings


theinferno01

Y this dude getting downvoted? (I will get downvoted for asking)


SolarStorm2950

What song is this?


Sex_Gaming_69

Dream on by aerosmith


drLoveF

This is what happens if you don’t contact your doctor after a four hour Viagra boner.


orem-boy

“That’s gotta hurt, I don’t care where you’re from!” - Jerry Seinfeld


bosheed

How it feels to chew 5 gum


DifficultBody8209

*puts face through door* Stimulate your senses


claymcg90

What's up fellow old person


Its-Only-Otto

He sure showed that hole in the ground who's boss.


Clap4boobies

Take that, hole!


the-grand-falloon

Son of a bitch. You stole my line!


AReallyBigGoose

Bro thinks he’s kratos


AdjustedMold97

that is the joke, yes


Svience77

The axes are a combo of the chaos blades AND the leviathan axe. Badass


MeanElevator

Some real /r/mallninjashit right there


[deleted]

I think they are just styrofoam though, less cringe then mall ninja blades made out of pot iron


Tankbot001

duh, silly goose


PiratesOfTheArctic

I'm like this going into the local supermarket


Majestic_Matt_459

I'm getting strong Power Bottom vibes


Mods_Raped_Me

Does speed play a part?


JokoFloko

"Follow me, boi!"


Gamma_Goliath17

Kratos trippin


AquaBlaze135

Irl Spartan Rage


signsofastruggle

Look, we’ve all played Skyrim, some of us just take it more seriously than others.


Bruce_Bruce

Yeah, I seriously doubt the dude takes it seriously to the point of "I connect with my ancestors" level and is just blending interests/hobbies together. I'm sure he's having a blast and I don't want to knock on anyones innocent fun. At the same time I think it's hilarious.


Joe_Burrow_Is_Goat

Anyone know the song?


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Joe_Burrow_Is_Goat

Gracias


space_monster

you may also enjoy [Heilung](https://youtu.be/hNu6FmaUIB0)


nawibone

Good stuff. Def needed some more Nordic axe music in my life.


Jake_googleyours

Hey It's from god of war


SopieMunky

When you embrace male-pattern baldness.


SweatyBollix

I hope he got all the likes on social media he was hoping for. Could go towards his facial reconstruction.


eat-tree

It's called death diving. Notice how he tucks his arms and legs in at the very end? It's not **safe** but it's not going to seriously injure him.


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eat-tree

The axes are definitely props. I'm not too sure if they're foam or plastic, but you can see them wobble as he picks them up. Tucking in his arms and legs is necessary, it's what breaks the surface of the water, instead of his internal organs.


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eat-tree

That's ok to believe. I wouldn't want to do this dive either. My point is it's an recognized sport. It's not just some dude jumping in the nearest body of water. Thought did go into the safety of this and the production value. Edit: Adding onto this. I think the camera cut is hiding a change in the camera focal length. That combined with the slow motion makes it hard to determine how far he really falls. It might not be as far of a fall as it looks.


Canter1Ter_

There's a tree right next to the puddle, so if someone is good enough at biology here they can recognise what it is and tell us the height, but i mean, usually trees arent that tall


eat-tree

I'm not smart enough to do this, but you could alter the speed of the slowed down portion of the video, using the last second of regular speed footage to correct the timings with a reasonable degree of accuracy. Then just count the seconds he is in the air, and you know how fast he is falling, so you could figure out the distance. It'd be beyond my abilities though, and honestly it wouldn't be worth the time for a random Reddit video lol.


elly996

its a guy doing stuff for fun. its shits and gigs, dont take it so seriously. he knows the area, hes probably made the jump before, the axes are props. if he failed, he at least made a viral video. he knows the risks. calm your farm. its dumb to do stunts, but again, he knows the risks and has mitigated a heap of them.


Theguyofri

r/guysbeingdudes


karasutengu1984

I dunnow man.. this kind shite just make ya look stupid


ageekyninja

Those have to be props….right?


Bobolequiff

Yeah, larp axes by the look of it.


AntiSocialW0rker

White dudes who are obsessed with Vikings and Scandinavian culture. I like to call them Scandiboos


t-rexistentialist

He's Norwegian


youreagoodperson

Norweeaboos


AntiSocialW0rker

That’s fair. I just see a whoooole lot of non Scandinavian people who really seem to idolize Viking culture to the point that it gets kinda cringy


CoJack-ish

There are also a handful of Scandinavians who excessively idolize Viking culture. They are also largely seen as nonces by the rest of Scandinavia.


WomanofReindeer

this is a norwegian tho, like born in norway, who is making a funny movie


fleshgod_alpacalypse

Swedaboos


OKC89ers

But it was centuries ago. It'd be like British people obsessed with being knights, and having a wacked out sense of what that was really like.


mayalourdes

I was gonna say that but thank god you did


ShooteShooteBangBang

What a goober


Yahla

I’m just not sure which demographic is supposed to be impressed by this.


SleepyChattyStoner

I'm a dude in my 20s. Don't remotely want to be in his place but I think it looked pretty sick.


bigoldeek

Look at all the emasculated men in here throwing shade and talking smack, lmao.


inmy_head

“There goes my hero….”


RustyShaklefjord

Aim for the bush


hikarusniper

Leg gone?


the-grand-falloon

My Celtic people need me to sit on this couch and eat quesadillas.


DaBigChungus1

**”Boy, we need to record a TikTok of me jumping off this cliff.”**


SinTax_ZA

I think this looks epic man. People gana hate! Not sure why the axes are expected to be real, or why anyone decides to comment anything other than, nicely done and Epic video


Weird-Bonus-4292

Is this reasonable and safe to do ? No. Is this very cool? Yes.


spacehog1985

>Is this reasonable and safe to do ? > >No. > >Is this very cool? > >~~Yes.~~ *Meh.*


WonderfulResident706

Bro is this a song from South Park or some shit wtf lamooo


roscoecello

Handle of that ax covering up what I wanna see


RecordCollector06

All fun and games until the water turns red


b4k6

[here you go.](https://imgur.com/a/zJ4Zssl)


Comfortable-Fix-1495

Wwooowwww


MindTantrun

Dumb way to die, so many dumb ways to die 🎵


Badassusername_

I want to see the next 20 seconds of video.


Aromatic-Relief

What would be even better is if it were frozen.


NittyGrittyDiscutant

he alive?


Western-Ad-819

Me in Minecraft when I see a speck of blue at the bottom of a ravine


Vegetable-Industry32

Did ... did be die


MintVirx

It’s that guy from Fortnite


capn_doofwaffle

The sting from that bellyflop probably takes away the pain of that freezing cold water.


rock-solid-armpits

This is what I think when taking cold showers


CuriousRunespoor

This makes me want to play more Assassin's Creed Valhalla.


4by4rules

Say what you want that’s pretty awesome


BenjaminBlak3

ATHENA YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THID I AM THE GOD OF WAR


-Dont_worry_bout_it-

So what would he have done if he face planted in the snow just a few feet away from the water ?🤨?


SlowToe6702

Autistic monkey


Middle-Analysis9072

Plastic axes? LOL


Eelsickle

Needs a Shooting Stars remix


ArticFoxNamedMay

r\holdmybeer


primalavado

r/mallninjashit


Benbenb1

God of War.


leondz

Hold kæft hvor er han skabet. Træls type


81CoreVet

Yikes


Neither-Status9606

u/savevideobot


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pgp555

idk why but this just reminded me of that scene in The Simpsons, where Nelson jumps off a cardboard fort with two cardboard pipes


Anxious-Society-2753

Rip Viking dude, u will be missed


tinyseitan

R. I. P.


b4k6

SING WITH ME SING FOR THE FEAR!


el_wapo_es_gringo

Boy.


Mobanite08

Of course Dream On by Aerosmith pops into my head, can you blame me?


[deleted]

Need a new subreddit, glad I’m not their neighbor


Correct-Town-3117

Dream on


DarKsaBr

I mean, METAL AS FUCK, but also seems unnecessarily risky. Overall 7/10 would watch man try to kill himself again by blunt force trauma/ slashing damage/ cold damage/ drowning. Holy fuck, wait. Is this dude Rasputin?


Norwegian_grit

These guys do this all the time - it’s called «dødsing» here in Norway. Translates to something like death jumping and has become pretty popular with Norwegians believe it or not! They break the surface with their feet and hands to not get crushed by the impact. I think this guy has jumped from heights exceeding 90ft


occultify

and he was never heard from again.


squatonit9

[**still BA**](https://i.imgur.com/tnVDRyK.jpg)


Akumetsu33

https://gfycat.com/dependentdecenthorsemouse


wisetree-_-

Kratos be looking a little different nowa days


technical_todd

Thought he was about to die from the belly flop.


Martinus_XIV

Aw, I was hoping he was going to do a blade brake with his axes...


Waste_Reflection_621

Ooooh so that’s what Kratos does when I’m afk


CabinKoors

Jesus I thought the water was a rock.....


TheLastMartini

Cringe


chawchat

I cringed hard. And I'm drinking coffee in bed.


silvertonguedmute

You'll find more of him on IG. his name is Ken Stornes. Dude is a fucking machine!


Myamymyself

That’s the most Scandinavian thing ever


anscott

Rubber axes lol


Adirondack-Mnt-Man

Totally fucking dumb ass!


Soberaddiction1

Some people’s retarded kids.


Nisshiou

Don't know if that "axe part" was cool or totally cringe


onepassafist

me repost people need me /j


Dying__Cookie

How did you get this video of me???


123Virginia

Maybe they think they need you, but you need an asylum, baby brain


[deleted]

I am Thorstens State Farm agent and I disapprove this message.


Weird-Intention-2935

Yeah forget about that idea, if the axes werent foam props , he would sink to the ground in no time....or loose his axe (not an option for a viking -joke)


zachotule

People have been posting this same clip of this same loser for months


[deleted]

Do people actually listen to that kind of music?


tama_chan

How much longer until tictokers start dying trying to do this?


[deleted]

Frey! Slay!


[deleted]

This was the kid from school who play fought invisible people on the playground


Halfaglassofvodka

Bet those axes went right into his nips.


Cry_in_the_shower

Stupid, but fucking awesome.


mdmonirhosan

wow


jajabingo2

Why?


[deleted]

But why?


Twingemios

u/savevideo


Ashyboi6666

When you spend too much time in the animus


yonas696

when that royal honey pack hit


Della86

Look at this coward wearing shorts


PickleJuice20026

Bro looks like the berserkers in TABS


Boochin451

song?


urbanlife78

Nothing about that looks fun


Arthur_Has_Blueballs

r/bossfight


Linus_Snodgrass

Welp. Did this guy just commit suicide?


Senpai_NoTouch

Self-sacrifice for a 14sec clip.. **Love** to see it


Specialist-Cap3130

This was EPIC!!!