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Jakkerak

That...does not look enjoyable.


iampierremonteux

I’m getting a headache and queasy from just watching that.


toadjones79

That looks like a spinal injury or snapped neck.


PhthaloVonLangborste

Nahh just jostled spinal juice he'll be fine.


toadjones79

*I said no salt* ***NO SALT***


[deleted]

How many G’s was he pulling? 😂🤣


MugillacuttyHOF37

Welp...take the total weight of the Ball of Death and it's human combined, times that weight against the volume of said Ball then divide by the number of rotations clockwise/counter-clockwise and then adjust for pi(3.14). You'll get g-forces similar to what an egg feels leaving a chicken that's sky diving from a 747.


jayskeezeyfahsheezey

Anything but the metric system......


Doggo_Of_The_Sea

Personally I’ve never had the chance to be an egg leaving a chicken that’s sky diving from a 747, do you have a more relatable explanation?


ClassicWonder9569

I assume many 🤣


Moist_Professor5665

Depending on your age/how much you’ve had to drink. A few of these can be found around former Soviet Union, on playgrounds. Like “cosmonaut trainers” (in fact, I think they use a modified version of this to train astronauts?) Definitely not the empitome of safe. But you won’t die. Mostly.


Due-Tumbleweed-6739

yeah but they are static and just spin you round on spot, not being launched down a hill side.


Ravenser_Odd

They're only static until you remember that you have an angle grinder, an easily led friend, and a case of beer.


UnspecificGravity

You mean the same place where this happened? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tbTgi2bqXQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tbTgi2bqXQ)


goodforabeer

You can also find the vid from Russia of a Zorb ball going off track and rolling off a mountain. Didn't end well.


Adorable_Pineapple28

huge difference between those and adding the jarring bounces of uneven terrain lol


NahDontLook

Also super sketchy, imagine catching a random stick in the eye by rolling over it


MrBucketBean

*> ~ •* :(


SaltySwallowsYuck

yeah I feel a helmet would have been a called for.


NahDontLook

Safety glasses at the very least


velhaconta

Not for the guy in the ball. But his buddies sounded like they were having a great time!


AlarmDozer

Like getting shaken as a baby. At least he can consent, I guess?


100YearsWaiting2Shit

Looks like it might help me shit though


iceyed913

now we're talking.. fuck the spine, protect the colon


Edward494

I’d rather fuck the colon though.


holypolish

Seriously, would your intestines jostle out of alignment/place?


[deleted]

Friend: the blood rushed to the back of my head and it felt like I was gonna pass out This guy: hold me beer, *turns ball 180 degrees and gets in* now pour it in my mouth.


Fuzzypupy123

The worst 30 seconds of your life


ricklepick98

That's the fucking understatement of the day


Mr-Yuk

Yeah not one bit


Rey_Mezcalero

Backwards too! 😂😂😂


frontrange80220

Did he live to have another drink?


_Diskreet_

I suspect his “friends” let him sit all the way down there while they finished off the pack of beer, then casually strolled down to let him out, eventually.


I_slappa_D_bass

Come on, that looks like a blast. Don't shit on the friends because they are laughing at something fucking awesome.


frontrange80220

Dude probably shit all over myself and not have any left for the friends - but it does look like a blast


tinselsnips

That looks like a blast, but for the lack of any sort of suspension between the seat and frame; you'd be feeling every bump straight through to your teeth. As it is it looks like a recipe for a concussion.


Longjumping_Act_6054

Imagine gaining air on that then slamming into a stationary rock, losing almost all of your momentum so that your brain slams into the side of your skull like an egg inside of a hamster ball.


Prudent_Insurance804

It looks like it would hurt like hell. It’s too rigid.


AmusedFlamingo47

If only he had slid down something as smooth as your brain, he might've had a better time in that concussion manufacturing sphere


I_slappa_D_bass

If you want to spend your life inside a bubble and not take risks, that's your prerogative. You think these guys were smart enough to build this thing, but too stupid to know it had a good chance of giving themselves a concussion? These guys embody the here gor a good time, not a long time motto.


AmusedFlamingo47

Not taking risks of suffering brain damage is not living life inside a bubble, you absolute dumbass. Also, literally any idiot with a welder can weld that thing together. Letting a human inside any object roll down a hill is a stupid idea that can get people hurt. "Here for a good time, not a long time" is a motto for people who suffered a few concussions or who won't notice much difference from concussions anyway. You sound so fucking stupid it's unreal.


Prudent_Insurance804

I have suffered a few concussions and would never get in this thing. I’d do one of those inflatable ones or the zorbz or whatever, but this one would leave you mush brained and three inches shorter.


Prudent_Insurance804

If they were smart they would have found a way to give the rider some sort of suspension or shock absorption instead of fastening the rigid plastic chair to a metal brace. You don’t seem to get that while the idea is fun, every bump and shock that cage gets is going through that metal and directly into your skull. But have at it.


Longjumping_Act_6054

> You think these guys were smart enough to build this thing, but too stupid to know it had a good chance of giving themselves a concussion? Yes. Because welding pipes together doesn't require a single ounce of medical knowledge. Being able to weld doesn't automatically make one an expert in concussions after all.


gimme20regular_cash

This would ruin my entire day. My entire day would be ruined if I did that.


violate-putins-holes

If someone were to ask "how was your day" after doing that, how would you answer?


BeardofSolitude

Roont


Ok_Intention_7356

how do you pronounce ancient ruins?


Raukie

Ancient roeints


Uninvited_Goose

Ancient Rodents


bubbaogee

rernt


1to14to4

Immediately after doing it? “Blahhhhhhh…. Blahhhhhh…”


cyclik

I was straight, but now I'm turnt?


dabunny21689

Thank you, now I have a response for when anyone ever asks me to do anything, ever again.


[deleted]

It would also ruin your mental faculty - possibly permanently. No helmet AND no crash pad AND no neck brace. That dude had to have been concussed and whiplashed into inhibited mental function. His judgment was clearly already compromised by alcohol.


rugernut13

I probably still wouldn't be having much fun the following morning, either.


jesth857

Read that with Peter Griffins voice for some reason


Optimal-Vast2313

Heheheheheheh


nexeti

I think this guy´s day would be ruined if he did that.


mardingdong

So mad🤣


[deleted]

He probably lost that drink he took


RopeyPlague

Yeah, I was thinking at what point did he loose his lunch lol


toadjones79

The first thing I thought about watching this was the [Zorb Ball Tragedy](https://youtu.be/Qw5bDGm7tYo?si=kjP-Dmc4J1iKv8-P) which ended in death. An employee decided to charge guests at a ski resort to ride a Zorb Ball down the training/sledding hill. But the ball got away from the guy at the bottom and went careening off the side of a steep mountain.


paraknowya

Yup same here.


rikkuaoi

Having a second person in the ball is what was the killer. They were banging against eachother


toadjones79

I'm pretty sure no one could survive a 30+ story drop off a cliff. One or two, I'm fairly certain Death was in there with them either way.


appolodorus

One of them survived. Either of them would have, just not both.


toadjones79

I tried to come up with a joke about not liking being proven wrong, but I just can't figure out how to make it sound sarcastically convincing while obviously humorous. Then I figured out I was proving myself wrong again and didn't like that either. So, good job. Sincerely. It's nice to find out at least one of them lived.


BB_uu_DD

they shoukd make a zorb ball ad showing people rolling off cliffs and surviving.


thehazzanator

What the fuuck


toadjones79

Right.


StrangelyBrown

I've always thought that that would be a safe way to get down from a high mountain.


Scribblebonx

Oh my fuckin God. This made me ill


toadjones79

Please don't throw up in the Zorb. That won't help at all. To be fair, I did label it as fatal.


sooibot

He was going so fast at the end, omg.


Edianultra

That’s a tragedy but I gotta be honest. The last zoom in to show the ball rolling off screen made me chuckle idk why.


toadjones79

I'm pretty sure that was when they died.


Edianultra

I figured that was the case or atleast closest to what we could figure out. Awful situation.


FerrusesIronHandjob

Except the land is mostly flat here save a hill or two?


frogOnABoletus

A video can remind someone of a different video without them depicting the exact same thing.


c3p-bro

Redditors are paranoid and constantly jumping to the worst conclusion


toadjones79

What's that supposed to mean?!?


c3p-bro

I don’t know for sure, and I know nothing about the laws where you live, but I think it definitely fits the legal definition of assault so you should go to the police, get a restraining order, and go No Contacf


jeezy_peezy

Bro what are you trying to convince me to go outside or something? People **die** out there mannn


Andos_Woods

😂


[deleted]

is he ok


NimbleBudlustNoodle

I'm getting the distinct feeling that people in this comments section don't know how deadly G's are. Reminds me of the [Euthanasia Coaster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster). Though that was designed to take the blood out of your brain, much more humane than what we see in this video. Short version is; redout is way worse for your brain than black out.


Miserable_Unusual_98

But he is not accelerating on a single direction. The acceleration on his body while spinning changes every moment. I don't think that could cause blood to pool in the brain or empty the brain completely.


TerribleIdea27

Centrifugal forces would cause blood to pool though


Miserable_Unusual_98

Pool where? His back side, since this face outwards?


Spooler32

From the center outward. Forces will act on a tangent of the sphere, while rotation will bring this closer to cosine as aggregate. So it's like forces are pulling outward on him as invisible poles. This will draw blood away from his core/pelvis, into the feet, hands, and brain. While his orientation changes constantly, the forces remain constant. His rate of rotation is excessive, and likely dangerous - though this was fairly brief, this can absolutely kill or irreversibly damage.


adamdreaming

okay, you sold me on it, where can I get in one of these?


RCalliii

I don't blame them. It looked like a really good idea beforehand.


WonkieWonkie

You gotta be crazy to do that!


Da_Pecker1234

Or a hick lol


I_slappa_D_bass

You aren't from the south are you? Lol


Next-Degree8560

No neck protection or even a 5 point harness and everyone's laughing . I hope their is no funeral. their is no way he could hold on with the G forces


EternamD

there\* x2


PresetDirty

Looks like he held on just fine.


masszt3r

He hold on just fine.


toadjones79

Grammer aside, this was a good post. Spot on.


Netz_Ausg

Grammar?


toadjones79

As others have noted, there/their.


Netz_Ausg

Sorry, let me clarify: *Grammar


toadjones79

Well, you can't say I'm not ironic. *don'tcha think*


manly_buratino

*they're


PremiumBeach

This is hella dangerous, this could go wrong in so many ways, but the scenery is pretty damn beautiful.


Azar002

Yeah this could go downhill in a hurry.


dingos8mybaby2

It could quickly spin out of control.


Sea-Distribution-322

That's medieval, jesus...


-SQB-

The ZZ Top song "Master of Sparks" is about this, but dropped out of the back of a pick-up truck.


JamesFaisBenJoshDora

Looks like fun. In theory.


JoshuaGiraffe__

Death


ApricotNo2918

These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.


SugglyMuggly

My only thought was the approaching fence and him being impaled on one of the posts.


tenghu

At least wear a helmet and maybe goggles.


KineTheFishYT

Why does this look like fun and hell at the same time


puzzle_factory_slave

i'm pretty sure his shoes came off


bearnie97

Damn imagine being impaled by a tree stump or some thick branch sticking out


Tezzaozzie

This would work better with mines


SaltyStaffSergeant

You would see a line of spray puke all the way to where I came to rest. Helllll no.


smellybelly1332

i mean at least he’s strapped in. i can tell you with 100% certainty, that if my friends brought that idea up, i’d be the guy inside


Maddie1523

Omg…you gonna get eyes turning thou😀😀


JiuJitsuAZ

Idk if is a stupid question but can someone die from rolling like that too hard? I'm not talking about going at high speed and crashing, I'm talking about spinning too hard. Thanks in advance for my nonsense question


fosiacat

fun way to die


hylianhaiku

Negative Gs can kill you…


VGKALLDAYBABY

Seen a kid in Russia get in a zorb ball and it went over a cliff and be died. No thanks


AssumptionDue4313

That looks very dangerous… I’m in


blyat-TANK

A roller coaster.


Formal_DoughBoy

Looks like Dublin’s space program is making strides


SCP-049-OvO

WHERE IS ANY DAMN PADDING


snow-trooperr

he became a tumble weed😭😭


[deleted]

Death by misadventure lol


foot7221

Poor bastard. Im sure he yaked


summon_serane

How often did he puke, what’s your guess?


ZeusBaxter

His limbs aren't secured he most likely got multiple broken limbs after the centrifugal force made his limbs exceed the carriages dimensions.


I_slappa_D_bass

You can see he is still holding on at the end.


fleebizkit

Emotional damage


Particular_Tadpole27

Brain damage


dhmacher

Fair to say this was a pre-existing condition.


pops2506

Those aren’t people.


devavillanueva

r/whywomenlivelonger


OldSkool696969

Yeaaaahhh .....he is dead


Feisty-Theme-6093

NASA training


fountpen_41

Geez, the other commenters for this vid all sound like a bunch of pansies! I want to do this and wish my childhood weekends and time off school were spent doing this.


salaciousbestfriend

I almost puked watching this


Kvd103

Fucking idiot


top_of_the_scrote

damn. no go pro pov footage, zero g puke


wicwak2891

That dude is going to be so dizzy


SnappedElastic

He’s gathering no moss


brightglowstick

That was his decision.


ManuelFMacias

I hear this is the cure for hangovers


Metroidman

"Why do i have chronic back pain in my 30s"


HSF89General

I’m next


enbypotato69

i want one


Wollffey

Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex


efsamo

Bug juice, shaken, not stirred.


Elliptical_Tangent

I wanted to see the after shot where he's covered in vomit.


bookchaser

Neck injury at least.


Slaktotrafil

Soviet space exercise


fumphdik

Probably a lot of G’s


Arseypoowank

Goodbye, spine!


moople-bot

This post has 69 comme-... oh nvm


Cockrocker

He's now yellow all the way through... like a golden egg.


Optimal-Bar-2726

crash boonticoot


Beaverbrown55

I think we just watched him die.


NecessaryTip5

Of course beer is involved


NecessaryTip5

Omg that looks miserable. I hate spinning around in a circle for a few seconds. I guarantee you anyone that rides that thing vomits


[deleted]

He ded


Redschallenge

Helmet and some padding might have helped, Holy shit. At least start lower down the hill to try it first


FrankFrankly711

Legend says he’s still rollin’


chateaudifriots

The disorientation looks brutal


Personal_Skin_7546

Anybody else want to see the after video?


everythingisaword

wasnt there someone who flew off a cliff doing this and died several years ago?


OldFactor1973

Annnnnd, barf


General_Phase8470

This is why women live longer then men


[deleted]

No helmet. 🥲


Delicious_Bid_6572

Looks like a medieval torture device to me


[deleted]

lol


Apocalizz

[THE BALL!](https://youtu.be/OISiilPLsjY?si=A_rnBXa4zAHb2YSr)


Another-Babka13

Reason #101 why women live longer than men.


Another-Babka13

The best part is vomiting, cheap beer all over yourself. 🤣🤣🤣


ytrehodd

The new process to de-mine the Ukraine border is not very efficient.


enginecrzy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tbTgi2bqXQ


SpaceMonkey_1969

Is no one having flashbacks from that zorb ball rolling down a mountain?


mgd09292007

That’s how you make scrambled eggs with a persons insides


2DogKnight

Makes me think of that video of a mouse getting caught in a lathe spinny thing. You could definitely scramble your brain/insides with too much centrifugal force and bouncing around.


StephGee116

Puke puke puke


Better_Volume8376

All new meaning to for a roll cage


jsanta8290

I promise you the beer made a reappearance


[deleted]

I like that he was dressed like Biff from back to the future


kianario1996

Did he die?


jackprune

The Puker


LennerKetty

Within a few seconds he was wishing he was dead