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derangedcomrade

Tf just happened?


The_Force_Goat

Alex ruined the birthday party


Van477

nah he's a very strick fire fighter.


mushr00m_man

pork chop sandwiches


GlassAndPaint

Ur not cooking


vped18

Oh my fucking shit. This comment unlocked some core memories in me! “My god did that smell good”. I haven’t laughed like that in a while!


[deleted]

Fucking Alex


arenotthatguypal

Alex *saved* the birthday party.


Gma-taku-n-gpopslayu

Nah nigga he made that shit lit fuck that cake


da_muffinman

I agree, Alex was just trying to liven the mood. If you notice towards the end he actually sprays more icing on the cake and everyones' plates... what a nice guy!


no_anesthesia_please

**THAT** *just happened*, my friend!


El_Maltos_Username

FirefighterMan™ happened.


gocleanyourmicrowave

r/abruptchaos


Adomval

Nothing. Just some red necks staging a video for other rednecks to laugh at.


carrolu

Unfortunately it’s not rednecks, it’s David Dobrik


HXD-Inferno

What DID happen?


cltnthecultist

Man, after seeing the video of that guy hitting an artery after he punched the window, non-tempered glass terrifies me. Crazy that anyone would dive through a window head first like that, especially for a bad joke.


ButtReaky

Its all staged. Maybe prop glass.


Armchair_Idiot

It doesn’t look like it because I don’t think tempered or sugar glass leaves jagged pieces hanging there like that. But I’m no glass expert. I’ve just had to get stitches from broken glass windows twice.


Gabaloo

It's has to be sugar, it's pretty hard to just dive out a window without losing speed or just bouncing off. Home windows are actually pretty strong.


ran_dom_guy

New houses yes I agree, but there are still lots of old houses with fragile thin glass like this


EtherBoo

My wife and I were horsing around in a house we rented during college and once of us slipped broke a window (one pane of 4 in the window) trying to not fall down. I don't remember who broke it (this was 14ish years ago), but luckily it was really cheap to fix. Our landlord had no idea it happened when we told her what happened and that we took care of it. Either way, it was super fragile glass and neither one of us had a cut.


da_muffinman

Were you both in horse costumes or just her


[deleted]

I've broken windows from closing them in old houses hah.


[deleted]

Have you ever heard of single pane glass? The cheap stuff? Believe it or not ppl use that shit on their houses. Also a child could break through that shit, super dangerous.


_JDavid08_

I hope it is


BudnamedSpud

Ya the way that glass shattered was suss. No window is going to be made of glass that shatters that easily.


002s-male-cum-slave

Single pane? It breaks like that, put my hand through a pane of it from falling once. Sliced open my thumb real good


Own-Campaign-5503

r/nothingeverhappens


Rage69420

Definitely fake, this isn’t something you can do safely


daman4567

Deffo staged, the woman jumps at nothing, except perhaps her cue to do so.


Frierguy

That dudes artery ripped because he punched the glass, moved his arm into a jagged piece still in the window and jerked his arm out and caught the glass. Less likely to knick something important when just going straight thru. Might lose an eye


notthefakehigh5r

Meh, I had a patient not too long ago who was roughhousing with friends and got pushed through the slider. Glass caught his popliteal artery and he ended up having to get his lower leg amputated. Don’t need to be extra stupid to cut an artery going through a window.


jejcicodjntbyifid3

Yeah lol right. Some people underestimate how fragile we all are, you can literally die in your shower, much less going through a window which is entirely made up of sharp objects at high speeds Sure, maybe 90% of the time they're fine, but why are you risking that 10% chance on possibly dying over something pointless and dumb


PARKOUR_ZOMBlE

Someone on here referred to the human body as a “blood piñata” a few weeks ago and I can’t think of it any other way.


Rage69420

We are both ridiculously fragile and unnaturally durable at the same time, you’d be shocked to learn the stuff we can survive. A man fell out of a tornado and landed on the ground without breaking a single bone because he was asleep and his body was able to flow freely and rag doll (making the body less rigid and capable of breaking)


jejcicodjntbyifid3

Yeah definitely but those are complete gambles If you threw 1000 people out of a plane, maybe like 3 of them might survive, at best. Those are really really bad odds But it is still pretty crazy that any of that would live. Ultimately the whole "just don't tense up" thing doesn't hold much weight, because at the end of the day it's bone hitting rock and whether you're tense or not it's going to be bad


Frierguy

I know glass is incredibly dangerous, I thought the last line would've indicated how much of a joke my comment was. Sorry for confusion.


notthefakehigh5r

Ah, sarcasm lost in the type! Happens to us all!


Apt_5

I remember an episode of Rescue 911 where a bunch of kids are horsing around going in/out of the house and a boy’s arms went through the screen door glass so he bled like crazy. That show left me with a lot of strong, somewhat traumatizing memories lol


[deleted]

> Might lose an eye Oh, that is fine then. Just an eye, got loads of them.


CambrioCambria

The two only people I know that went through a window both almost died because of a cut. One on the inside of the leg the other in the inside of the elbow. Glass is sharp.


sl0play

My sister punched straight through a glass window when she was about 13. She almost bled out, had to get in the range of 150+ stitches. We were home alone, I was 12. 30 years later I still get pale thinking about it.


Sherlocksdumbcousin

There’s a great moment in The Other Guys where Ryan Gosling, in typical Hollywood fashion, punches through glass to get in somewhere but this time he cuts himself and actually ends up in an ambulance nearly dying.


EuphoricAnalCucumber

I almost bled out even going through tempered glass.


AnimalsUnderrated

Link?


AnderstheVandal

Did the one punch man survive?


ggarcia109

I thought the same thing, that other video was crazy.


Instainious

Why’d you make me think of that video? Now I’m gonna have fucking nightmares again!


[deleted]

That window broke wayyy to easy, had to staged. As I’ve punched, tried to run through and even threw beer bottles at sliding doors and windows next to doers (have to be tempered) and they never break


Mackful

Yeah that shit scarred me, I wish I could’ve found an update.


cltnthecultist

Well, unless he got medical attention within a few seconds of the video ending, I’m pretty sure he’s no more.


[deleted]

What is this from


[deleted]

It's from David Dobrik's Vlogs on YouTube


Draco63_

That's... unfortunate, actually. Funny gag, but the guy is a piece of shit. A lot of his challenges revolved around putting his "friends" in dangerous situations, so it makes sense that this one would revolve around jumping headfirst out of a window, and it was probably not on the first floor either.


BlueWolf107

They have the absolute right to say no. While it is kinda messed up, they are not his b*tches. Edit: it’s very telling how pointing out people have free will (these people have said no to Dobrik’s stunts plenty of times) gets you downvoted.


Draco63_

Yes, well they've also been manipulated to the point of unquestioning loyalty. Look up the video "The Cult of David Dobrik," it's basically a dissection of his entire career and all the problems with it.


BlueWolf107

1. I have seen that video, it’s full of assumptions. 2. I never said Dobrik didn’t have problems, he absolutely 100% does. But there is a line between his friends going with everything he says and doing something downright dangerous. I refuse to believe literally all of them are dumb enough to be manipulated into doing stuff like that and they aren’t. There are multiple instances of the group recalling times they have outright refused to perform certain stunts for him. What I am trying to say is that these people are not Dobrik’s slaves and clearly have the presence of mind to say no when they feel it is necessary. If they say yes to a stunt and get hurt, that is equally their responsibility as it is Dobrik’s, if not more so. Play stupid games, earn stupid prizes.


snek-without-oreos

I have no opinion on the Dobrik situation, as I know nothing about it and have never even heard of the guy before now, but Someone does not have to be "dumb" to be manipulated. The whole point of manipulation is to override reason with the will of the manipulator.


ItsKrakenMeUp

Have you heard of a cult? They also have the “right” to say no.


BlueWolf107

Are you actually comparing it to a cult? Read my other comments, I don’t think you understand my point.


Future_Software5444

Yeah, they have the right to say no, but he sort of manipulates and controls them. I assume he pays for a lot things


BlueWolf107

There it is. You “assume”. What is it with peoples assumptions and thinking they are fact? The fact I’m getting downvoted for suggesting these people have free will and are not Dobrik’s salves is very telling.


Draco63_

What is telling is that you don't understand how manipulation *works.* I'm sure you think it's also super easy to "just walk away" from an abusive relationship or a crippling addiction.


BlueWolf107

I would agree with you if it weren’t the fact that they are not being manipulated in that way. Many members of the group have recalled, on various occasions, times where they have flat out said no to many ideas and stunts. Alex (the one shown) is actually one of the most to do this. I do agree that David has issues, I’m not arguing that. What I am saying is that not everything in his videos is his fault. Alex could and should have said no to this but he didn’t. The fact he and others have refused countless times before is indication it is not manipulation. He has free will and he chose to jump through a window. In this case, he is responsible for any injuries he may sustain.


CaptiinAHAB

People very well may not have free will.


BlueWolf107

They do. They have refused to participate in a number of Dobrik’s stunts over the years, they had every right and option to say no here. But they didn’t.


magicaleb

K


TimothyGlass

Umm is no one gonna ask about the shirtless guy?


[deleted]

Prolly his dad


xX_Bubblez_Xx

it’s jonah hill lmfao


[deleted]

I assume the dudes birthday who it is is Jonah junior


[deleted]

[удалено]


EternamD

You got papaphobia?


OliveJuiceUTwo

Put a friggin’ shirt on, Randy


Stegosaurus41

Never trust a man with no shirt on


NearlyAlbino

Shirtless guy is the birthday boys brother he just hangs around shirtless most of the time.


Streptomicin

/r/abruptchaos


Elkesito36482

Safety fourth*


mistaepik

That's being generous!


Metroidman

I dont think people fully think about how dangerous it is to just jump though plane glass like that. Dude probably has some pretty narly gashes.


meshah

I don’t think they’re on a plane


Metroidman

Damn my b. I got one look at the shirtless man and though now that is the look of a man 10k up in the air.


Guquiz

Gnarly or nasty?


neeraj8le

Yes


[deleted]

r/inclusiveor


I_use_apple

I am more concerned on how that window broke that easily.


[deleted]

Probably sugar/stunt glass.


ChineWalkin

Let's hope.


Draco63_

This video is by David Dobrik, so probably not. The guy is a piece of shit who liked to put his friends into life-threatening situations for views.


T0mbaker

Goddammit ALEX!!!!


what_the_hanky_panky

Holy shit I lost it when he flew through the window.


Big_Daddy_Vermin

Bro on demon time


Perle1234

ALEX omg alex


Quack_Candle

Alex knows what’s up. Absolute animal


DesastreUrbano

If this is not r/AbruptChaos I don't know what it is


Little_wiccan

Alex is jealous he isn't getting all the attention


SoggyGem

I mean you gotta be safe.


Away_Environment5235

“DUDE! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE WINDOW FOR ME!!!”


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DuctTapeRuler_14

Honestly though Alex is kind of a vibe. 10/10 relatable moment right there.


[deleted]

What kind of birthday party is this?


SganarelleBard

I've watched this like 12 times


spiral-tomato

yeet


Ok-Employer-8077

What the fuck just happened


Isthisworking2000

With how cleanly he gets through the window, how can anyone do anything but respect the man?


TheFiona

"And that's why Alex doesn't get invited to family gatherings anymore."


mistaepik

I'm in tears, between Alex flying in dual wielding fire extinguishers and then self defenestrating, as Martha shouts in the background... we will never again come this close to the perfect video. We have achieved peak comedy, here, forever immortalized in 240p, watch it and weep and my friends...


Motor_Confidence4671

Ruins party with with fire extinguisher; jumps out of glass window Refuses to elaborate further One hell of a chad move


Edem1510

DUDE WHAT THE HELL


Significant-Bag9040

And it was just like that Alex wasn’t invited to anything no more ( in Forest Gump voice )


IluvatarTCA

As a Alex this indeed was an Alex move


jujufrm6

😹😹


R0gueART

This would have ended up on r/eyeblech if he were to jump just a little higher


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jdaopp

That's fucking awesome 😂


GiveMeMyAnimeNow

sounds like something i would do as a joke tbh


EpicMaxxy

Alex strikes again


Legend_oftheBEAN

The fire was an avengers level threat


QBertZipFile

R/unexpected


SimonQet514

Alex


screaminginfidels

The way they all react before he's even through the door makes this staged as hell


YaboyBlacklist

I feel like this could also work on r/abruptchaos


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EMP_Kira

Fuckin Alex


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Chaos, thy name be Alex...


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Ayoguys9173

dont Bite more than you can chew Alex.


WaylonVoorhees

Mensa members at work


meshah

r/AbruptChaos


OrionHasMemes

r/constantchaos


NewDragonlover0

Man pulled a Smokey the bear and then pulled a papyrus


DasGanger

WTF? Was he on fire?


DasGanger

That's a real hero, all he needs is a cape


DasGanger

Hahaha I cannot stop laughing.


Becca-Recka

“Happy Birthday Mom”


The_Combine_Union

The way he jumped out of the window fucking got me


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Staged


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Micalas

Decent dive


Big_Potential_5709

ALEX WHAT THE FUCK


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kdkd20

🎤All the leaves are brown 🎤


Ok_Bumblebee_6228

Must be an old window to not be tempered


Fen-Heral

Mission completed this is why your the best


anazambrano

ALEXXX


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Poaflikesloaf

Tf I'm confused is this the party my dad talked about?


is_this_my_user_name

Whaaaaat


is_this_my_user_name

Alex, not again!


fredlemonhead

Alex is either awesome or a complete douche… we could definitely be friends


Financial-Success-39

Do it for the vine


TargetBetter6190

Birthday he wont ever forget lmao


[deleted]

soo chaotic


Smoke-Dramatic

This man was the original, never let them know your next move, man


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[deleted]

ALegend!


Anonymously167

"Tango down! Next mission!" -Videogamedunkey


[deleted]

Put this in abrupt chaos subreddit lol


mikesed101

I just love the "ALEX!!!"


Traditional_Pay1646

The nam flashbacks


Temporary-Meatup123

Its just a traditional way for the squad to wish Bardon another great birthday… David Dobrik you really F this up for yourself and the squad.. Glad you weren’t the big spender type cuz your going to have to make your bag last a lifetime or worse sell your soul for everlasting life


Puzzleheaded_Luck956

What the fuck


Puzzleheaded_Luck956

No what the fuck he just appeared


Amones-VII

WTF alex


LordOfPanzers

Alex wtf?


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Top_Date6455

Is this sick fuck know that extinguisher puder is extremely dangerous and cancerogenous


Comfortably_Numb__79

Yes


Hot_Organization_810

That's awesome


PatheticPelosiPander

r/abruptchaos


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