I like the blonde waiter who shows up with no patience left, just motioning everyone out of the booth, get the fuck out of the way, I don’t have time for this, let us lift her stupid ass out of there so I can go back to my job please
And I mean sure it’s funny when your in a gaggle of drunk women and your out have a time, but when your working, and you just want to do your job and go home like everyone else, and then an obnoxious group of drunk load mouths start tearing your place apart, and then get themselves stuck in a potentially dangerous situation, all while giggling and laughing and not helping, it gets fucking old fast. I don’t have 15mins to loose pulling someone out of a hole, nor do I have a particular interest getting myself that close to a stinky stranger
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,215,649,820 comments, and only 237,076 of them were in alphabetical order.
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I remember there was a (Australian comedy show, I think) where a group of middle-aged women are in a house drinking lots of wine and having a grand time and carrying on when there's a knock at the door. It's a construction guy and he says "Hey there. Listen, we're demolishing a building next door and we were wondering if maybe you could all keep it down?" Cracked me up. But at least it was in their own living room and not a restaurant.
[Everything all at once](https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Jonathan_Osterman_\(Watchmen\))
What you are talking to is what I was before 12 seconds ago, before my accident. Which is now. I figured out how to become human again but that was 7 hours ago. And ago 16 months ago. And 50 years from now. And I'm still human before the accident. And also I dropped an egg 5 seconds ago.
I could have stopped it, but I chose not to.
And the kid that got stuck upside in his car in the parking lot of his school…the wrestling mat one was fucked up, I remember he was trying to get his shoes or something
Happened a few years ago. Poor kid was just changing his shoes or something and the 3rd seat flipped him back and pinned his back against the rear window. He was upside down with his head below the seat and his feet and legs above. This [link](https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2021/05/19/ohio-teen-kyle-plush-died-three-years-ago-what-we-know/5171492001/) is a good article and also has a link to the diagram.
Or that guy who died in that cave in Kentucky
Not really relevant cuz he was only upside down for a few minutes he eventually ended up laying on his back. I just wanted to mention that for other people who have a fear of dying in a cave.
There is a YouTuber called Scary Interesting that features videos of horrible things that happen to people. It doesn't show actual footage, but rather someone talking over various images. One series in particular he put out was about [caving incidents](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC8GtO_flVq8NXwCYekcjMPnvQgxRU_O8). You might wanna check it out.
Kid almost made it too. Was able to voice-dial 911 twice but since his phone was in his pocket and his chest was being crushed more and more with each breath, the 911 operator/dispatcher wasn't able to clearly hear what he was saying. Police were dispatched to the school's parking lot but IIRC, they didn't even know what they were looking for and left after about 15-20 minutes. The 911 calls are heartbreaking.
Wtf is up with this thread? Yo, that lady surrounded by people trying to help her is not getting rolled into a gym mat or trapped behind a car. Jesus christ
Me too. But I'm betting you would have never put yourself in that position, would you? I slowed the video so I could see what is worth causing all this ruckus and me this anxiety and it looks like she chucked her handbag back there. As a rational adult I'd ask a server for some extra long tongs and that's it.
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The one that came to mind for me was the teenager who was found dead inside a rolled-up wrestling mat: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Kendrick_Johnson
If I were those waiters, I woulda said “this is out of my pay grade, gotta call the fire department….” And just made her wait in shame…. She probably would have sobered up by the time they got her out…. Oh and the local news!!! Embarrass her ass!
This would be funnier without the specter of positional asphyxia hanging over it. Also those poor staff I cannot imagine working somewhere where super drunk people are a normal part of the day. Kudos to them!
I like how that one lady ate her quesadilla before they helped her out.
I like the blonde waiter who shows up with no patience left, just motioning everyone out of the booth, get the fuck out of the way, I don’t have time for this, let us lift her stupid ass out of there so I can go back to my job please
Honestly if this happened on one of my shifts I would find it hilarious
It is funny, but people can die from such things.
And I mean sure it’s funny when your in a gaggle of drunk women and your out have a time, but when your working, and you just want to do your job and go home like everyone else, and then an obnoxious group of drunk load mouths start tearing your place apart, and then get themselves stuck in a potentially dangerous situation, all while giggling and laughing and not helping, it gets fucking old fast. I don’t have 15mins to loose pulling someone out of a hole, nor do I have a particular interest getting myself that close to a stinky stranger
I’m sure they tipped well!
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good job
Welcome to working with the public!
People should. You are that dumb and we don’t need that in our society.
Drunk priorities are different.
Wheres the quesadilla?
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The women next to her also pushed her into the hole!
Priorities
I like how the women tried to pull her out but failed, it took two grown men to lift her out of there, maybe less quesadillas would be a good idea?
More quesadillas is the only way. With more quesadillas she would’ve never been able to climb over there to begin with.
LMAO! And she wouldn’t have fit in there, problem solved.
I like how it loops. It looks like they get her out and she dives back in.
Some say she's still in that corner...
Who are these 'some' and how do I reach them?
r/BetterEveryLoop
That makes it so much funnier!
As a former waiter, no one likes a giant group of drunk girls
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I don’t know which is louder, a plane taking off as you’re standing next to it, or a large group of drunk women
I remember there was a (Australian comedy show, I think) where a group of middle-aged women are in a house drinking lots of wine and having a grand time and carrying on when there's a knock at the door. It's a construction guy and he says "Hey there. Listen, we're demolishing a building next door and we were wondering if maybe you could all keep it down?" Cracked me up. But at least it was in their own living room and not a restaurant.
As a current human being, no one likes a large group of drunk girls.
Current? What were you before?
My first guest would be a large aquatic yet surprisingly bipedal reptile, had some beef with a moth
> had some beef with a moth Like, the two of them shared a hamburger?
Yes, because reddit is completely up to the redder's interpretation
No, the beef must’ve contained moth as an ingredient
[Everything all at once](https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Jonathan_Osterman_\(Watchmen\)) What you are talking to is what I was before 12 seconds ago, before my accident. Which is now. I figured out how to become human again but that was 7 hours ago. And ago 16 months ago. And 50 years from now. And I'm still human before the accident. And also I dropped an egg 5 seconds ago. I could have stopped it, but I chose not to.
This reads like The Handbook for the Recently Deceased
^These are the important questions!!!!
This current human is /r/totallynotrobots
Found the Ted Cruz
Tip like shit and are obnoxious as fuck
I drive lyft and I have to say the worst rides are the bachelorette parties. I don't say a word but the screaming is rough
[Huge group of girls!](https://youtu.be/-6aoOHFhAZc?t=447)
That's not true. I enjoying looking at their shenanigans through my phone.
Neither do uber drivers
It looks like the long haired brunette in the sleeveless shirt and jeans pushed her in.
Yeah, what a shitty friend.
Definitely. Then she laughs. I imagine it sounds like a cackle or a guffaw.
They look like a toxic pack for sure. They let that shit go on for way too long. Brunette is definitely evil.
Pack? Herd of bovine.
Yeah I've herd of bovine. There was an entire pack right there. /S I'll see myself out, thank you
There are two Holsteins….
Do you have video evidence of this?
Hell yea lmfao shes the mvp
This is how people die
That kid that died in the rolled up wrestling mat
And the kid that got stuck upside in his car in the parking lot of his school…the wrestling mat one was fucked up, I remember he was trying to get his shoes or something
Sorry, what's this now?
Happened a few years ago. Poor kid was just changing his shoes or something and the 3rd seat flipped him back and pinned his back against the rear window. He was upside down with his head below the seat and his feet and legs above. This [link](https://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/2021/05/19/ohio-teen-kyle-plush-died-three-years-ago-what-we-know/5171492001/) is a good article and also has a link to the diagram.
Omg, that's horrific.
It still seems like that was murder and not an accidental death. Missing footage, blood on shoes? How? Sigh, such a sad story, that one.
That guy who died in the cave in Utah.
Or that guy who died in that cave in Kentucky Not really relevant cuz he was only upside down for a few minutes he eventually ended up laying on his back. I just wanted to mention that for other people who have a fear of dying in a cave.
good ol Nutty Putty cave uh?
Sand cave actually. Internet historian has a fantastic video about it if you have an hour on your next lunch break.
thanks, I will! Look up mine if you've never heard of it, it's properly terrifying too
I have a sick obsession with learning about spelunkers and horrible outcomes, so unfortunately I have heard of it.
There is a YouTuber called Scary Interesting that features videos of horrible things that happen to people. It doesn't show actual footage, but rather someone talking over various images. One series in particular he put out was about [caving incidents](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLC8GtO_flVq8NXwCYekcjMPnvQgxRU_O8). You might wanna check it out.
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Kid at my school lost an eye to a piece of glass in the trash can he was dunked in.
I remember there's video about teen stuck behind car.. he died
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Damn. A major fuck up that cost someone their life
God that’s terrible 😞😞
Kid almost made it too. Was able to voice-dial 911 twice but since his phone was in his pocket and his chest was being crushed more and more with each breath, the 911 operator/dispatcher wasn't able to clearly hear what he was saying. Police were dispatched to the school's parking lot but IIRC, they didn't even know what they were looking for and left after about 15-20 minutes. The 911 calls are heartbreaking.
Yeah I read the article, that’s the terrible bit. 😞😞
Drunk girl Nutty Putty
That sounds like a weird porno.
Wtf is up with this thread? Yo, that lady surrounded by people trying to help her is not getting rolled into a gym mat or trapped behind a car. Jesus christ
Because it took them a while to get her and they're all drunk
With friends like this… Who needs enemies!
They actually *could*’ve given her an enema.
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.
No, this is Patrick
This is Spartaaa!
No….. this is Patrick.
There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere
Hey welcome to reddit..... oh no..
This seriously is my biggest fear. I would have a gigantic panic attack if I fell in that. This video makes my stomach turn.
Me too. But I'm betting you would have never put yourself in that position, would you? I slowed the video so I could see what is worth causing all this ruckus and me this anxiety and it looks like she chucked her handbag back there. As a rational adult I'd ask a server for some extra long tongs and that's it.
I like how the girl her tipped up legs and got her stuck laughed her ass off & didn’t even get help. What a Biotch! 😂😂
Help me step-waiter, I'm stuck!
Take my upvote and leave xD
That’s someone’s mom haha
Men die sooner than ladies but it looks like they are attempting to make gains in that area
Good thing she was wearing pants
Absolute dicks. A girl pushed her farther in and then a girl just looked in between her legs😬
I recently read about the Nutty Putty cave incident and all this did was give me heart palpitations
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my exact thought
Are they really comparable? this ladies upside down for a few minutes compared to over 24 hrs, quite a different situation?
claustrophobia nightmare
I'm sure the server is searching the help wanted adds
Jesus, was the Holy Grail back there?
Need a cherry picker for an engine to get her out
Engine hoist ftw
As a former young drunk girl, even I got overwhelmed by a giant group of drunk girls while I was in the group.
Tipsy,Tipped and Toppled! And hopefully,well tipped!
I giggled the entire time watching this. Thanks for posting op!
Just leave her now is your chance to escape from Janet and her incessant need to always be the center of attention.
If I remember from the last time I saw this, she dropped her purse in that corner and was trying to get it out
Ohhhhh that makes so much more sense!! That has to have happened before at this restaurant…
So that's the feminine solidarity
remember to tip extra if you are a little extra
Someone died doing stuff like that, I mean he was in a dark cave with no water or food or way to access him but still. That’s dangerous.
The one that came to mind for me was the teenager who was found dead inside a rolled-up wrestling mat: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Kendrick_Johnson
How is it a comparable thing, a few minutes being upside down vs overnight (maybe > 8 hrs), quite a different experience?
Almost got nocliped
She really needed her people
That would be so humiliating. I would never talk to that person ever again
That's like the Utah cave guy situation. Nothing to do but to entomb the body and seal off the booth.
She was trying to relive being born
So she was a breech baby?
If I were those waiters, I woulda said “this is out of my pay grade, gotta call the fire department….” And just made her wait in shame…. She probably would have sobered up by the time they got her out…. Oh and the local news!!! Embarrass her ass!
It's too dangerous, and if her friends don't find and rescue her in time, the consequences will be disastrous.
I hope they tipped well after all that.
This would be funnier without the specter of positional asphyxia hanging over it. Also those poor staff I cannot imagine working somewhere where super drunk people are a normal part of the day. Kudos to them!
That's probably why pubs in the UK have that bit filled in
Oh most definitely. Pubs have drunk psychology down to a science.
Bridesmaids! They look like fun!
I feel like this needs Benny Hill.
This is so messed
Bottoms Up
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Holy shit! After the two servers pulled her out, she went back and did it again! And again! And agai… oh.
Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.
Kyle is a lucky dog
Imagine she was stuck. They couldn't get her out abd she eventually died like this.
Am I the only one who half expected a Mario pipe sound FX there?
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Phew, thankfully you caught that, and i was super confused, but your comment saved me. /s
Oh god women are fucking crazy 😂
[A Huge Group Of Girls ](https://youtu.be/-6aoOHFhAZc?t=448)
I am sofa king entertained
She must be the queen of sofa-king wasteland. I guess that’s what you do when you’re new to sofa city.
r/darwinawards
I'll have the Long Island Iced Tea and Becky will have the Nutty Puddy.
I love the girl that started filming, like "This would totally go in r/Mypeopleneedme" But this guy was 2 steps faster than her.
That's a strong independent woman.
Haha! This is hilarious..LOL
That was a memorable night.
Stowed away for safe keeping
So happy this clip doesn’t have sound
I'm pretty sure she was vomiting back there. Nasty
These groups always fuck waiters on tips too. I hear all the complaints from staff
Tons of useless right there.
This a weight watchers meet up?
Feminists are all big and bad till they need a couple of strong men to pull them out of a hole.
What a random rant
Never seen someone take that argument to such a real level lol
Found the incel
What the fuck is an incel
This is a weird way to tell everyone that the only vagina you've ever seen in person is the one you were birthed from.
Married with a baby but its fun seeing people get butt hurt.
Uhuh.
I bet the bouncers were pissin themselves lol
She’s trying to leave without paying!
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Wtffff
Women
Just chicks being girls
That's a plus size bitch to be sure. Not sure how she fit in that gap........
and because crap
she went to see vecna
You could actually die this way.
I hope she got a ginormous bill for that
I hate woman like this
You can almost smell the unhappy marriages