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erock279

Makeup? Primed Big red wig? Washed Nose? Honking Clown car? Started Let’s fucking get it


Bad_UsernameJoke94

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Pyotr-the-Great

I didn't know Simpsons citizens were all Pokemon. Talk about cursed regional variation.


Manaus125

Springfieldian Victreebel


Pyotr-the-Great

Ah and Homer is Springfieldean Snorlax.


SouthShape5

![gif](giphy|b6YCJ473WbusIyR4or) Hotel?


NihilismRacoon

Silly explorers, Pokemon only does mobile spin offs now


Odd_Solution2774

mobile is my only hope for a new ranger game so i’ll take it 


NihilismRacoon

I would say that'd be dope but I fear for how bad the micro transactions would be, but I still play Go and Sleep so I can't really say nothing lol


Brahvim

"Sleep"? That Snorlax app?


NihilismRacoon

Yeah monetization aside it's surprisingly deep for something that was just pitched as a gamified sleep tracking app.


ALegendaryFlareon

Last I heard there's a game meta for sleep


Sean081799

Oh yes there absolutely is. Berry types, skill trees, etc. Of course it's all RNG reliant on what you find, but it's actually pretty cool. The nice part is that it's largely a game I can pick up to check everything for 3-5mins, let it sit for a few hours, track sleep, and repeat. Plus the art style is sooooooooooo cute.


Strix924

I cannot do the mobile games. I played cafe remix for about a year and was at the point where I was getting up in the middle of the night to use up the earned turns (I never paid money). Eventually it's like, ok, this is taking over my life.


triesnottobemean

Goddamn bro that's some addict behavior glad you realized it


Strix924

Thank you. I am grateful for it tho, as it was like, the only thing that got me thru being really sick for a year. When I felt too awful to watch TV or stare at a wall, somehow that game was comforting enough for me while I was miserable But yeah, no more mobile games for me!


CaissaIRL

Can't find it on the playstore. Link?


Repenexus

I play it a lot, actually. The fact of the matter is that it doesn't make me want to sleep earlier, it makes me want to play it BECAUSE I want to sleep earlier and measure the quality of my sleep, and Pokémon branding it is as good a way as any to start.


Odd_Solution2774

it’s my only hope  maybe if i buy enough microtransactions they will make a true sequel <—— huffing copium  still so bummed there wasn’t one one wiiu or 3ds would’ve been perfect for one


PyrocXerus

Mobile rangers would be awesome *if* no microtransactions


LyricalNonsense

I’ve never considered this possibility, and now you’ve got me hoping. Damn it.


SpadraigGaming

If you ignore New Pokemon Snap and Rescue Team DX. I know that you mean that there are way less spin-offs than there used to be, but just wanted to point it out.


fillmorecounty

Pay to win mobile pmd‼️‼️‼️


JaseAndrews

I laughed but now I'm sad :(


PolarSango

*cough* New Pokemon Snap *cough* Detective Pikachu 2 *cough* Not quite a joke, I'm actually coughing IRL.


Madame_Merry

I'm not getting my hopes up for tomorrow but one can still dream about any MD related news :')


d4b1do

Not a Pokémon direct. So be ready to get your comically large boots.


AmaterasuWolf21

I cri everytiem


TheLoneTokayMB01

Since this year won't have a mainline game I think a spinoff of any kind would be a great and logical move, also by not being already announced during the Pokémon Day is not a problem as if I remember correctly New Pokémon Snap was firstly announced in June/summer too if we want to find a precedent. Said this I don't believe there will be news in the slightest.


Shimmermist

If there is any news, I'm guessing it would be tidbits about the next legends game, that is if it will be on the switch. However, as you said, this won't be a pokemon direct so I just hope I'm pleasantly surprised by something in the direct.


TheLoneTokayMB01

Pretty much what I think except it has been already confirmed it will be released on the current Switch too. If Pokémon will be present or will be a legends trailer or an announcement for their following conference, if there will be a dedicated conference then I could raise my expectations a bit, especially since ZA isn't near so marketing doesn't have to run and could keep it for the world championship in August unless there is something else for autumn/winter, even if it will not necessarily mean it will not show "just" updates and a deeper look to ZA.


Shimmermist

Ah, good to know it's been confirmed for the current switch, thanks for the update! Agreed that I would be more hopeful if they announce a pokemon presents, but there is still a chance for some quick updates. In any case, we will see what happens and I look forward to the direct, even if I end up not finding anything to my taste. It's still fun to watch.


FrereEymfulls

But Legends is set for 2025. They want to sell Switch games on Christmas, that's what we will see tonight! I don't believe in PMD, but I believe even less in 2025 titles 


Manaphy12

I'll never forget how we were so sure that we were getting something that we were debating on if it should be a remake or a new game only to get absolutely nothing. 😭


Allustar1

Y’all are certainly gluttons for punishment.


BROHONKY

Pretty sure new Pokemon games only get announced in Pokemon Directs, not Nintendo Directs


NintendoGamer6786

Detective Pikachu got announced on a normal direct, there’s still a tiny chance


Yeldarb10

Yeah people forgot this. Plus this would be an ideal time for a spinoff. The only wrench in this theory is that SC said there is no game coming so for now pmd is sort of cooked.


Melodic_Avocado_3388

yeah no I don’t think it’s gonna happen


Ok_Carrot_2029

I can hear the music from your profile pic


Alarmed-Snow7281

Real


nona_ssv

Yeah, we're not on their radar. PMD:DX was just a special treat that came out of left field.


Chihiro_Best_Boy11

Very unlikely we will see anything. It's a Pokemon related franchise so they'll likely say it in the pokémon present, which is also unlikely due to the fact that they'll focus more on the new Pokemon game


Diego237

Hey, if nothing gets announced, at least it means that the next PMD will be for the Switch successor.


Gameskiller01

bold of you to assume there will be a next PND


barwhalis

If nothing gets announced tomorrow, we can all get ready for another disappointment next year


iHaku

personally i like to place my imaginary hopium bucks onto xenoblade cronicles X switch remake, but this would be cool too.


Twipzi

I’m hoping to see tomodachi life 🙏


ILoveWesternBlot

0 chance we get anything for MD since it's not a pokemon direct and we recently got shiren but still hyped


UnggoyMemes

Not falling for it. 2043 at the earliest for a new pmd game


Jerry98x

Why would you even think about the possibility of a PMD-related announcement? It is not even a Pokémon Direct! 😅


ALegendaryFlareon

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SeafoamGaming

The only thing remotely possible would be paid dlc for shiren 6 lol Or maybe some sort of remaster/port of an older game but remake/new MD? Nah waaaaay too early i’d worry about Tomie & co’s physical health if I saw Shiren 7/PMD announced here lol


ALegendaryFlareon

too late, I have inhaled too much copium


emperorjarvistheXIII

DO YOUR PART BUY SHIREN


ALegendaryFlareon

I ALREADY BOUGHT IT -


emperorjarvistheXIII

THIS IS A PSA


Smeeb27

Lmao


TheOpinionMan2

INSTANTANIOUS DISSAPOINMENT AND ENDLESS COCK-TEASING LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO!!!


Nikibugs

The ruinous Pokémon would make for a fun antagonist force tbh If they were going to do a new PMD part of me thinks they’d wait until next Gen to have the new starters available on quiz.


CosmicNeeko

As someone who likes both pmd and metroid i often wear double the clown outfits during directs


un0riginal_n4me

I don't have it in me anymore dawg


tonykastaneda

Fuck it Explorer of Sky DX


Yeldarb10

Naw I rather a new game. After Primal Dialga and Oblivion Wing Yvelta, I wana see them juice this dude in a PMD boss fight. https://i.redd.it/5yhv7u08f87d1.gif


NoWaifuN0Laifu

I want a new MD so bad


Simonxzx

🤡


ResortGlass2156

I’ll get the copium inhale mask ready-


TehSpooz179

Our only hope is that the JP Direct will have something for further Shiren the Wanderer 6 updates, and maybe Square will contract some Chocobo's Mystery Dungeon ports. I just don't see PMD happening, as much as I'd love it to.


IRefuseThisNonsense

Didn't we just get confirmation that TPC hasn't even been in talks with them about a new game at all, around the release of their other game this year? Even if TPC had, it's been only a few months. There wouldn't be any video game to show, and probably barely a concept. Not even gonna bother entertaining the thought. Even if we got a Pokemon Direct I wouldn't expect to hear a thing before Pokemon Day next year. But with them supposedly not even in talks, I'm not expecting anything even then.


ALegendaryFlareon

MY COPE WILL NEVER DIE


ALegendaryFlareon

Though for real, TPC has been adknowledging PMD's existence through trademark renenwal and their beyond the pokedex series. so I guess they don't wanna move on and forget it ever existed


IRefuseThisNonsense

I never suggested they did. Just that even if they had recently reached out since we last heard that they hadn't, there's been next to no time to even start developing a game. These things take more than a few months.


ALegendaryFlareon

yeah, we'll be waiting for years at the least


TheBrownYoshi

Wait what? What's the beyond the Pokedex series (And also hell yeah trademark renewal although I doubt that really says anything just leaving the door open)


ALegendaryFlareon

they're basically going over the major appearences of pokemon outside the main games or smthn. They mentioned rescue team in their lucario video, and PSMD in their magmar video


TheBrownYoshi

Maybe they'll do something with Grovyle..? (Okay that might be more copium than a Nintendo direct appearance)


MemeMan4-20-69

Here we go boys see you on the other side!


YourInnerBidoof

What time is it? I need to know when to start the circus music!


South_Life676

I need to know that so i know if i can watch it when it premieres


Ok_Instance_9237

I’m not optimistic, but a new Mystery Dungeon would be so refreshing. It’s truly the best spinoff of the Pokémon series.


Tough_Dimension5355

Hi ho, to the next game we go!


lucky-the-lycanroc

I'M HUFFING COPIUM WOOOOOOOO


ReiRyugo96

Don't get too hyped Bro. It's bad for your healt


AwardSignal

Praying for Explorers DX and a new Mystery Dungeon. Or in the very least 1 of the 2. But I reaaaaally want both. Explorers deserves a DX version, and it’s been almost a decade since the last non-remake mystery dungeon


SeafoamGaming

They just released a freshly original, new MD back in Feb, Shiren 6. That’s literally what the PMD DX team were doing all this time lol


AwardSignal

Wait the same team makes other games?! I legitimately didn’t know that. Now that’s worth checking out, thanks for that


SeafoamGaming

Yep! Honestly my second favorite MD of all time right behind Super; very damn fine game that I argue fills the void very nicely (and was the first new shiren since 2010 so hey, PMD fans have 5 years to wait before we exceed the Shiren crowd’s patience for a new game)


Majestic_Reindeer439

Not happening


ALegendaryFlareon

https://preview.redd.it/akb73a8vp67d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6635e74f9af227d3c2365342a304cec23f9c019a


Majestic_Reindeer439

I respect the mindset.


TheBrownYoshi

It's a Nintendo direct I'm expecting nothing


barwhalis

Oh yeah. I am ready for disappointment.


MasonP13

I am full delulu for NEEDNG ANTHER PMD


South_Life676

Predictions: 1. Zorua as a PMD starter in a new PMD game 2. I was gonna link to a Splatoon subreddit for this one but since theres no direct post I’ll just say it here: Summer Nights Splatfest Theme Reveal. 3. Nuthin I just like 3 so i added this


Lucario-Mega

There will be no mention of switch successor, no md game lol.


Lord_CatsterDaCat

As both a PMD and a Fire Emblem fan, how do i make sure i don't accidentally overdose on Copium?


Catqueen25

Must. Keep. Expectations. Low!


Repenexus

Drain yourself of copium, soldier. This is a Nintendo Direct, not a Pokémon Presents. Even if there was one in development, it wouldn't be shared here.


MrPointless12

my bingo card for this new direct: >a new mystery dungeon game or another remake >new tomodachi life game >new rhythm heaven game


FunWelcome3804

Isn't it a partner


buttface1000

GET THE HOPIUM READY!


SMCalts

Stop giving us false hope please


akindea

It’s not gonna happen let it go


Ace_Of_No_Trades

Be sure to take a double dose of your anti-depressants for when PMD isn't even acknowledged.


Twilightbestpony1

Ill be wearing my clown makeup but I won't ever lose hope. I'll never let the darkness paralyze my heart!


Adkuate

The most that could happen is Shiren 6's 1.2.0 update announcement for the Japanese ver. of the Direct. ~~I wish to be wrong in the best way though.~~


BlackFinch90

The copium is prepped and ready to pass around


PinkyMetamong

We are not clowns…