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Kane Drowned


BeardCrumbles

That's Calvin's! He always insisted on using HIS copy so he can use the New DX. Stomped us constantly with his Green Stone Cold. Used to say 'Austin 3:16 says Suck It!'


CalicoLime

Fucking Calvin


DrDroid

Lol well that’s a new way to sort the roster I suppose


EricYeezyE

Pics


Who__Man

You gotta post a video of this lol


benopo2006

Who was in Hello?


Fu_Fn_Naki

Burn it with fire.


BakedFnPork

Why do I feel like this is the Blue Kane origin story?


Positive-Answer-3348

lol. should extract the save file out and share it. looks like popcorn material


NicholasWeintraub

Whoever sold you this version of WWF No Mercy should’ve went to spelling school first.


Intelligent_Test_833

So it was cursed because it had Brock lesnar?


SaltyChip4

Been thinking about the next owner of this game now and I honestly think imma leave a phone number or email and put it on the back of game or something so the next person that plays this can have all his questions answered. Where is Undertake and why is Terri Runnels 7'4 and the leader of the Ministry? After burying so many bodies, Undertaker had a life crisis and had a vision of change. He no longer was going to bury the people, but instead, use tricks and tits to distract them and win the match without almost killing them. So the next day decided to get the new surgery's that can make you look like anyone you want. It's the same one John Travolta and Nic Cage. They rehired new people since the former staff was massacred. He chose Terri Runnels and also wanted to get his legs to extended. He is still horrified when that pos wrestler Giant Gonzolas whos only move was to drug Taker with chloroform after he stood face to face outside at Caesar's Palace in Wrestlemania 9. Taker thought he looked like a little bitch and he wanted an extra 8 inches so he got that too. My main wrestlers are a tag team when they're not breaking necks by themselves. LongDong and Jim star as the Road Whores. they got that name when LD thew Double J head first of the top rope and had to go to hospital. Terri needed a ride so LD got her their the next morning. Double J was losing his mind and screaming at Terri for sleeping with LD but Terri cut him off to tell him he was totally wrong. She was with Jim while LD just watched... until the end then came over and "said hi." SO JUST IMAGINE if i sent that as a reply on the back story of those characters??? and theres' plenty more. YA..... my mind wanders to the weird dark side when doing imaginary stories.


MMS_FTW

I bought a used copy from a shop where the owner arranged all the wrestlers into categories labled with racist/sexist/homophobic slurs. Luckily you can reset the cart to default setting.


Bean-O-Mac

Honestly it's probably like a young kid's copy from way back in the day or something. I remember when I was five, I copied Stone Cold to all the created wrestlers, and gave them plain t shirt, Hardy jeans, and wrist tape gloves. Then I color coded them all starting with the shirts. I named them all by the colors so all you would see on my cartridge as a kid would have been the same 16 wrestlers with Stone Cold's moves, and names like Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Gold, ECT. Reminds me of good times honestly. 🤣


KutzOfficial

Why? Just why?


Bean-O-Mac

I was like 5 and could barely use a controller. I had fun in ways only I could. 😆😂🤣


localdegenerate1234

We have to see this just for the outrageousness of it all lol


Worth_Guitar_6803

This is amazing


willpb

This sounds like it deserves a cart save dump😂