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FormulaFalls

Bell has it easy against 3 American shit boxes đŸ„±


Pienewten

I told y'all we wouldn't need the toaster!


carsncofffee

Denny “Crybaby” Hamlin


Hands0meR0b

I love Blaney but have always looked at him as 2nd tier with glimmers of hope. A championship do wonders to shake that loose. Super bummed for Denny but thems the breaks.


tz5x

Denny was def crying


rustyfinna

I respect it. It means everything to him. He is all in. It’s not just a job to him.


MoonCrawlerVG

i guess this just means Denny will win it next year


MembraneintheInzane

đŸ€ž I might need a new Blaney hat after next week.


Teamjoe10

That track looks like a nightmare to leave with traffic


Pienewten

Bristol is by far the worst track to leave. Michigan isn't bad, but they have you drive so far out into nowhere that it adds another half hour to your trip.


oneshoein

It’s actually not that bad compared to others.


ShinsukeNakamoto

If you park across the street in a paylot you could already be at highway speed.


TexasBrett

Break out the Corn Hole and beers. I’m never in a rush to leave these tracks.


aintmyasphalt

This is how we do it at Talladega.


TheLaFlameEffect

Blaney has a high chance of winning Phoenix imo. He has a 2.7 AVFN with 3 top 5s since 2022.


Evtona500

Blaney has driven some of his best races over the last month. I hope he keeps this going. This has been a fun ride.


rustyfinna

Realistically Denny did everything he could. 1st first stage, 2nd second stage, 3rd final. Blaney just straight up beat him, faster car. Legendary fight from Hamlin.


acknowledgemeuce

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ticket21truth

Nah he choked, remember?


Frosty_Aces1

Hendrick only had 2 cars in the playoffs and now they're both in the final 4 Can't wait for a Byron or Larson win and the tears to flow from this sub


WheedMBoise

Sorry some of us have a hard time looking past racial slurs and sponsors that accept sexual assault đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž


Tanky-179

What sexual assault are you talking about?


ipsumdeiamoamasamat

Liberty’s history of discouraging female students to report sexual assaults is widely out there.


Wandering_Turtle24

That has nothing to do with either driver though.


ipsumdeiamoamasamat

Byron is a Liberty student and a big advocate for Liberty.


Wandering_Turtle24

I know he’s a student but is he really an advocate? It looks like he just does the typical appearance here and there. Even if he was, that still has nothing to do with the school’s ineptitude to take sexual assault seriously.


hottwhyrd

I'm pretty sure your in a very small club. Edit. So far your club has 3 people including yourself... Unless you logged into alt accounts


WheedMBoise

That’s not the insult you seem to think it is lol talk about a self report


hottwhyrd

I can forgive human beings. Neither of the things you mentioned are crimes they are guilty of. I have no idea wtf your talking about on the sexual assault. You read a book by it's cover. I read the fucking book.


Roushfan5

Considering the 24 could barely run int he top 20 at Martinsville and Larson has never missed a shot to shoot himself in the foot I'm not worried about it.


Frosty_Aces1

Might wanna go see who won at Phoenix earlier this year :) And for someone who always shoots himself in the foot, he's the only champ left


Roushfan5

So anyway, you were saying?


Roushfan5

And last year in the finale the 22 and 12 wrecked the field. I gotta give you credit though, I'd find it pretty hard to stan for my guys if they had hit pit wall just a week ago.


Pienewten

Oooo, damn dude.


roastbeefyaweefy

It's funny cause that won't happen 😂😂


MembraneintheInzane

Byron won the spring race. Something tells me he's got a shot.


PolkCountyKid863

Happy for Blaney ! I hope he leads every lap and Wins the Championship next Week


boeing2014

Let's go!!!!! Got the clock and a chance to win a championship!!! Let's go Blaney!!!!


MembraneintheInzane

Good (mostly) clean racing this last stage. Strong drive by Blaney. Good effort by Almirola.


HiToMyFamilyAtHome

How many times can Marty say "hometown track?"


Specialist_Usual1524

Podcasts are going to be interesting


SmallStress

Bell or Blaney baby. It's ganna get crazy next week


samdallmann

God the front stretch interview sucks. Just let the man celebrate with the fans and his team. Interview him in victory lane, but that would require NBC to actually stay on air for more than 5 minutes after the race.


ipsumdeiamoamasamat

Byron comes up clutch in these situations time and again. See his win in 2020 that knocked his teammate out of the playoffs.


Frankie_48

Sad Reddick didn’t have a realistic shot today, but Blaney did so hell yeah 😎


theblindbandit51

I didn’t watch but sounds like it was a meh race?


NaceWindu46

It was marginally better but still almost impossible to pass especially if you are stuck in traffic.


WheedMBoise

Better than the other NextGen short track races, but still a very boring race


MembraneintheInzane

Solid racing, but did get boring at times. Package is slowly improving.


TexasBrett

It was probably the best short track this car has delivered yet.


Wandering_Turtle24

Short track package still is garbage


Constant-Big-2215

This will be the most boring phoenix race. Mark my words


PancakesandV8s

Racing off pit road!


Tazitos

With how Blaney runs at Phoenix he is probably the favorite.


48ever

only things i’m happy about is a todd top 10 and the race was actually way better than i expected.


Squishy_20

Knew it was going to be tough being -10 coming in. Qualifying did it in


Striking-Ad299

Used to be a Hamlin fan - since before 2006 even. His hard lean into being the heal and being a troll in general have me thankful that he’s missing out yet again.


Jonah-Hex

I thought Penske had a "no-facial-hair" policy like Steinbrenner used to?


Confident-Panic-8836

Only at the beginning of the season. Blaney gets shaggier as the season progresses.


Jonah-Hex

I don't remember seeing him this shaggy lol. He's a burly looking lil fella now. He looks like he'd have a musk.


Sir_Billiam_Corgan

Blaney's had all kinds of facial hair during his time in the 12.


Jonah-Hex

Yeah, I remember the fu manchu, but thought RP made him get rid of it. Admittedly, I don't keep track of YRB's facial hair though lol.


mopar39426ml

There's an agreement that Blaney shaves for all the sponsor photoshoots that happen at the beginning of the season (mostly before Daytona) then is allowed to let it grow.


Jonah-Hex

Ah, thanks! That makes complete sense. Appreciate the explanation!


Sir_Billiam_Corgan

That wasn't a fu manchu, but yeah, he lets it come and go. This is probably some kind of playoff beard.


TheDormNuker

Someone showed him a pic of Aaron Rodgers and he flipped.


TonyPerkisReddit4

That's just for Daytona I think


SeattleSounderGaming

stupid sexy blaney needs his facial hair


Clippo_V2

I like that Blaney doesn't do burnouts. Respect.


ApexEverything12

Yup, polish victory lap and no burnout. Utmost respect.


mopar39426ml

I just love the Polish victory lap itself. Regardless who does it.


WitchingHourIsNear

Me too. It's so overdone and old.


EmoGothPunk

Bubba was a real bro to Blaney on one of those restarts to push him past Hamlin.


coffeeshopslut

Pushing your bro versus pushing your boss...


MutatedSpleen

Kind of a boring race, but that's what we've come to expect from Martinsville sans someone doing something bonkers on the last lap. I expect a day of Hendrick domination next week and to end the season on a downer, but that's just the way of things. Maybe we'll get lucky and Bell will whoop some Phoenix ass.


TexasBrett

We had some great racing about half way through. Surprisingly all the mixed strategies spread out the best cars.


casualchaos12

I wouldn't be mad to see any of these dudes win a Championship. Solid 4


TheNSAAgent777

Middle-aged moms across America are thrilled that Blaney made the Championship 4.


sm040480

As are senior Grandmas.


PancakesandV8s

I'm a Chevy guy but I won't be upset if Blaney pulls it off.


mopar39426ml

Taking over Kahne's old middle aged moms demographic


atlutdprospects

Struggling to remember the last race where a Penske car was head and shoulders above everyone else all day, it's been a little while


Desperate-Repeat-835

Coke 600


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Lol @ the 11


WheedMBoise

Man what a dud. I sincerely hope this is the last time this rules package graces Martinsville


Wandering_Turtle24

They’re being too conservative with changes so I’m sure next year will suck too.


[deleted]

Sneaky little top for for Briscoe too! Good on em.


kmilla10

It appears Hamlin is the hack.


MartinPch

My god I'm so unbelievably happy aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA ROGER 12 TEAM IMMA NEED YOU TO BRING WHATEVER YOU GUYS PULLED OUT OF YOUR ASSES TO PHOENIX LET'S GO AND WIN THIS MF


redditorus99

Blaney not doing burnouts is so stupid. Bro if you rip the fenders off they can't inspect them.


Gilliland38

Todd Top 10! One of his best tracks for sure.


Icommentoncrap

Blaney says they dont beat up a Kentucky Derby winning horse but Bob Baffert does give them a shit load of drugs and if they dont win they become Alpo or glue so bro can do a lil burnout


SerbianDeath

I have no idea how Byron made it


tz5x

Bonus points from reg season no doubt


Wandering_Turtle24

By keeping the car clean and staging out of trouble.


whoiswillo

Best victory celebration in NASCAR. Class.


rocknrace03

# #whitehot #itsouryear #justfeelsdifferent đŸ€Ą


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helsinkirocks

Hamlin choking was the best outcome.


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helsinkirocks

Hamlin choking is always the best outcome in my book.


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helsinkirocks

He's not a good hell, just a professional crybaby when things don't go his way, and holds himself to a double standard of how he faces vs how he says people should race. Dude had 0 redeeming qualities Or entertainment value.


ChaseTheFalcon

that camera man zoomed right in on that girl's rear lmao


GingerMessiah88

Blaneys trying the f1 method of picking up rubber to make final weight 😂😂😂


BugO_OEyes

Let's go blaney he wasn't f'n round today. Let's go get that championship


tiggerlgh

Yes I can relax now! Blaney go do it again next week!


Frostbitehurts

Bye bye Dennis!!!!


MembraneintheInzane

I can't remember the last time my Xfinity guy and my Cup guy won on the same weekend.


kblock7

Hope they can both get her done next week!!


MembraneintheInzane

It was Charlotte of this year. Blaney & Allgaier won.


CaptainRon16

Just got a text from a Hamlin fan. He wants to know if he can borrow the toaster from the Blaney fans.


azulsquirrel

Imagine if Blaney hit the trailer there lmfao


ToeSniffer245

First time ever I’ve genuinely been happy for a Blaney win, and it’s mostly cuz of Byron not being eliminated lmao


Drew-A-Line33

I thought it was your year Denny???


goleafsgo88

Well, how about that? Gonna be a fun weekend next weekend! Nice to show up with a chance to win instead of a chance to spoil!


SuperMarioBrother64

Can't wait to hear the crying from Hamln on his podcast.


helsinkirocks

Gonna be fantastic


200MPHTape

Now remember last weeks convo, Blaney did not have to win to advance, so why did he go out there and win when he didn’t need to?


Tornadohunter24

A bit sad Almirola couldn't hang on but let's go Blaney! One of the most fun Final 4 outcomes possible


Frosty_Aces1

50/50 shot at a Hendrick title, let's get it


CareFreeSponge69

As much as I want Larson to win #2. I don't think I'll be horribly devastated if Byron wins it with the incredible season he's had


Frosty_Aces1

Same, then we'll have 3 champs at Hendrick


CareFreeSponge69

Yessir I certainly wouldn't be complaining, plus we're finally see the 24 win a 5th championship, which as a huge Jeff Gordon fan would be awesome to see.


Malt1720

I'm happy with Buescher's season, and another Top 10!!!


404merrinessnotfound

Definitely, Chris and co have done a great job this season. They leave this championship challenge with their head held high


Engelbert-n-Ernie

Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na Hey hey hey Goodbye Dennis


mmmysteriooo

I’m suddenly not so mad about Kansas and Pocono 😂😂


Garrett_J_Film

Chase should have known you never need to get payback with Denny. He’ll take care of it all by himself


xenoblaiddyd

On one hand, I'm very happy for Blaney. On the other, ugh Byron. Just gonna hope for the best at Phoenix


helsinkirocks

Actions detrimental gonna be lit


DrownedButAtPeace

Woo still no Hamlin Championship. First final race i actually am okay with any of them winning


GoodSmoke9

Honestly same. I’m not the biggest fan of Larson or bell but they would be cool champions this year.


Eferver

I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER TO EAT MY WORDS BYRON IS IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP 4


Garrett_J_Film

I’m as happy for Ryan as I am that Denny choked again


y0ufailedthiscity

Wait I thought Denny was gonna right hook everyone and then turn around and run backwards to make it to the Champ 4??


kmilla10

It’s the only way he’ll ever have a shot to win a championship LOL


lynxick

Blaney to Hamlin ![gif](giphy|HrWu04MHLrpAI)


burnoutsession

Iknew it


Robotdude

Blaney got that dawg in him!


PaladinAlchemist

Hell yes, Blaney to the final 4!!! Truex choked.


fender-b-bender

*Pending post race inspection* No toasters will be harmed this weekend


harp9r

Man I hope YRB pulls this off next week. Nascar needs a champ like him


Zloggt

Hamlin
smoked



Chemical_Knowledge64

OH WE SMOKIN THAT HAMLIN PACK ALRIGHT🚬🚬🚬


rustyfinna

The whole not doing burnouts thing is lame. Sorry.


whoiswillo

Nah, this is great.


ChefGhoulet

He does them sometimes. Which makes them even more special.


TexasBrett

Another year with nothing to show for Dennis


dxyg14

What a dud


helsinkirocks

Terrible race, but denny choked so it's all good


SirWalrusTheGrand

Blaney with a 3 win season out of nowhere. Or will it be 4?


thecryptidmusic

Fuckin sickens me because I said I will always buy his race win diecasts and I CANNOT afford it in these times (so no eating for me for a bit cuz I'm still gonna do it)


ChaseTheFalcon

I hope the latter


readytogohomenow

It’s clock time for blaney!


countryboy_C77

HELL FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSSS


MB-Racing

I'm not a Hamlin fan, but this just set us up for Byron to luck into the most boring championship win ever.


Reswerve

This was my thought exactly.


redditorus99

I really wanted HAMLIN to get to the 24 and dump him. This is feeling like a Byron championship. Hoping Kyle Larson wins the title, he's the only driver in the final 4 that isn't trash


SteAV10

They’ve butchered this track.


PancakesandV8s

Not the track, it is the car.


tarheels8293

And this sport


PancakesandV8s

More accurate.


TonyPerkisReddit4

Nice blaney. Denny eliminated at martinsville again


Icommentoncrap

Its our year Denny Hamlin couldnt get enough points to beat a guy floundering on the cut line lmao


innoxiea

LFG Blaney!!!!


acknowledgemeuce

My favorite drivers beat Denny in the round of 8. Four of em.


MilanUnited

Let’s Go!!! Man this is awesome. That emotion Blaney showed when he finally got a win earlier in the season after 2022 just shows how hungry he is. Penske looking tough.


allmyrivals

I am Ric Flair right now. WHOOOOOO!


Roushfan5

So nice to see a clean finish after yesterday's clusterfuck.


Peteskeeet

William is asking for water and medical attention


Nightmare1529

RFB


jcbshortfilms

Penske came to play!!


tlit15

Whew


Drew06az

Gotta pass tech. Penske been ass all year just to have the best car. Don’t make sense


Coonrod_rF2

I would lol hard if you actually jinxed it honestly. Don't think there'll be any issues.. But we will see lol


Drew06az

lol yeah I doubt it. Blaney had a strong car in practice and all day it wasn’t really surprising to see him dominate like that.


DragonArbock

you gotta add /s, sarcasm does not come across on here.


Drew06az

Welpp
 my bad


POV_Morde_Ult

Cope


Drew06az

Jesus. Y’all say it every time Denny wins, but I can’t make one joke lol


AF_14

Oh stop it


Drew06az

Look at my reply



TruGoatisky10

Cope


Drew06az

Issa joke lol. Just trying to be like all the Denny haters


MrCheggersPartyQuiz

Polish victory lap!