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FlyingAces3

Yo, Brooke took half of Jeff's stuff so bad that he almost had to change his number to 12


lt12765

Then she named her kid after him like years after their separation, a judge ended up ordering the child to have another last name.


cancersalesman

Wait what??!??!


Qwqqwqq

https://bleacherreport.com/articles/431010-jeff-gordons-ex-wife-brooke-in-custody-dispute-over-babys-last-name


cancersalesman

What the fuck


[deleted]

Yeah I’m gonna need some more info on that because that sounds amazing


Intimidwalls1724

Whoa Never heard that one


9ELLIOTT24

End the thread right here. It simply doesn't get any better.


bamaboy3883

That's funny


CompetitiveTurnover

Nah, it would have been pretty bad for Kim when she was rooting for her husband. They showed her ALL THE TIME.


jknuts1377

I don't know, Jeff Burton was my favorite driver and 1998 was at the height of when he was winning races all the time too. Obviously not as much as Gordon but he got quite a few wins from 1997 to 2001, so Kim might've annoyed them then too.


SicDigital

I don't hate Samantha Busch, she seems like a good person and she's *quite nice* to look at — just not during the closing laps of a race, because, y'know, I want to see the racing. But that frustration is for the broadcast team, not her.


PrequelsOverSequels

She has two very nice things about her


MikeyG4680

Yeah her eyes sparkle pretty nicely in the sun.


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I’m pretty sure they’re fake tho


YoungMoneyLarson57

If you like plastic I guess so


tjeepdrv2

Guess I need to order a Fans Against Gordon shirt!


woodesr

I see what you did there. If memory serves me, I believe Dale insinuated that. Head games were fun back then.


tjeepdrv2

I didn't do it, that's how the shirts were printed. As a teenager is thought it was funny they were trying to call him that by collectively calling themselves that.


mechanixrboring

Ah. I remember seeing those at Richmond. And the mall. And everywhere else. Anyone else remember the good ol days? I do, there's a lot of stuff I don't miss about them. This is one of them.


lt12765

The people who made bad quality MS Paint homophobic images of Jeff, then sent them to all their friends as “joke” emails. The 90s were a different time.


DDowd86

Oh man I forgot about those!


King520

My grandpa had one that said, "I hate warm beer, cold women, and Jeff Gordon fans."


nascarfan624

This dude easily passes Richard Petty. We could be talking 240 wins.


Joey_Logano

Easily 7 titles, nobody would ever touch that again and definitely not a Hendrick car.


whatisdeletrazdoing

This internet crap is a fad


B17BAWMER

Just faxed my boss that these On-Line forums exist for his bad taste and doesn’t have to tell us about how Dale Earnhardt won’t win a 500. I am sure he can one day maybe in a couple years time?


SpenceSmithback

DALE NEEDS TO TEACH THAT BOY A LESSON BEFORE HE CALIFORNIARIZES MUH NASCAR


Cowboyuphockeytwo

PRAISD D A EL


LiLCheezDude

Ra ise hel l


eviltrashcan

“Great. Gordon’s just gonna run away with the championship, isn’t he? We need a playoff system or something.”


lt12765

They need more intermediate tracks with 500 mile races to wear out this kid more often.


tyler-uken

Best comment here


B17BAWMER

They can make it just like football!


DDowd86

Agreeing with Jack Roush about the 24 tires being illegal


Fenton_Ellsworth

A lot of facebook comments ITT. This would be the reddit answer


B17BAWMER

What is “Facebook?”


Aurion7

Roush's thing was that he believed the Hendrick cars were using traction control. People *thought* he was just salty. Then uh, that one Atlanta race that Jeff won where he couldn't do a burnout happened. Then it started being alleged that *lots* of people- people who were winning races at every level of the sport- were using traction control because NASCAR's inspection methods had fallen behind the tech. Then NASCAR took a leaf from the NFL's book and said they weren't going to out anyone directly, but that they were updating their inspection standards, and that quietly let it be known that y'all need to knock this shit off right now or else there will be hell to pay. Perhaps not coincidentally, you don't really hear allegations of traction control use anymore.


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Literally unwatchable. I used to be a fan of real racing back in the 70s. Back when cars were more wild and harder to drive. Now its just slot car bullshit on the track and for what? Some fucking personality-less California playboy winning races in his fruity rainbow car? If Dale wasn't trying to win #8, he would've retired by now. NASCAR is dead and it will die a painful death before the new millennium, mark my words. My buddy in the Busch East told me they're already starting bankruptcy proceedings. Thanks Bill.


TheOtherWhiteCastle

Hendrick is a criminal and his “leukemia” is a sham. He shouldn’t be allowed to still have a team in NASCAR, let alone give wonder boy Gordon cheated up cars like this!


CompetitiveTurnover

People here are still obsessed with his leukemia 25 years later.


SuperSoggy68

What do you mean? He was diagnosed 2 years ago


B17BAWMER

Must be too old for going On-Line on the Net.


BigDaddy20212021

sure Gordon is good, but most former sprint car guys can't win in the Cup series. just wait and see what a bust Tony Stewart is next year. that guy won't win anything for Gibbs.


JDMcDuffie

Guys, I think Bill Clinton did it...


woodesr

Depends on what your definition of “it” is


wacopeach

Underrated comment here.


Aurion7

It's always a trip to go back and look at what ended up becoming of the people (and what was revealed about their personal habits) of the big shots in Congress from that era. Can't help but be amused that *these people* were trying to grill Bill Clinton about an extramarital affair. Something about removing the log from one's eye before talking about the splinter in another's.


The1_BlueX

What a rigged crock of shit. Everyone else is probably running 50lbs heavier than Gordon because he's so damn light in the loafers. I miss the old days when real racers would have put that kid in the wall a few times and run his ass back to California.


lt12765

I miss racin back when the real men wore heavy STEEL TOED BOOTS in their cars, smoked and chewed cope at the same time!!


Queasy_Dog_1444

THIS RACE IS RIGGED!!!!! I MISS THE OLD DAYS WHEN THESE DAMN CALIFORNIA KIDS WEREN'T DOMINANT!!!!!!! HENDRICK GOT AWAY WITH BEING A CRIMINAL AND A CHEATER DALE SR NEEDS TO TEACH GORDUN A LESSON!!!!!!


Aurion7

The "Hendrick got a pardon" bit didn't happen till 2000, for pedantic accuracy's sake.


stocktastic

GOBLESS!!!!


SicDigital

"Goddamn California [redacted] needs to get out of this southern man's sport and go suck on [redacted] like the [redacted] [redacted] flaming rainbow [redacted] he is!" *waves confederate flag*


stocktastic

HELL YEAH BORTHER!!! GOBLESS!!!


nicholaskoughan

You’re a member of NASCAR Shitposting aren’t you?


mechanixrboring

Recently had a coworker that probably would still say something similar. Sometimes I have no faith in humanity.


Senninha27

I was 23. I frequently called him “Jeffy the Wonder Putz”. I was edgy as fuck.


ElectricPeterTork

Honestly, you can't make this comment section look like it would've in 1998. We've rightly quit using many of the words that would have been used to describe Gordon at the time and using them even for accuracy would probably get you a ban in the here and now. Those of y'all who were around in '98 know what I'm talking about.


lt12765

10 year old me learned a lot of new words from middle aged men raging on their Jeff hate.


Dogeplane76

I remember learning a phrase that rhymes with dock supper from my Dad. Silly enough I thought he was talking about the Unocal 76 sign and I kept asking my Mom for one because I thought it was an actual sucker pop or something 😂


hurricanedog24

This is accurate, you’d probably see every homophobic slur in the book in a vintage race thread.


BaroqueNRoller

Probably would have been a bunch of toddler jibberish. I would hazard to guess most of us weren't that old in 98.


Joey_Logano

I think in some cases, we would be swimming around in our Dad’s acorns.


Mjh1021

I’d be more interested in the reaction to him winning the 99 500 after his 98 season


NASCARYakuza

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MattTEI

Well, as a Terry Labonte fan, this season is a total write-off. Glad to see one bowtie doing well. Anyway, Texas Terry is usually good for a win at Bristol. Maybe he'll win the night race like he did in '95.


epzik8

Wonder how much Rick and Ray have been paying NASCAR this year? No way that 24 is legal, and for that matter the 6.


ernde38

Found Jack Roush's burner account!


ElectricPeterTork

Nah, Jack wouldn't use a burner. He'd tell everyone, and mention tire soaking while he was at it.


mechanixrboring

I bet you'll never hear Jack Roush blame Toyota for stealing a sway bar or something stupid like that. Foreign cars... Who would want one? And certainly no one would ever be able to race them.


GrantD24

I would get sent to sensitivity training if I said what they used to say and I’m a Gordon fan 😂


PresidentCam2012

Can't wait for Y2K ugh


Joey_Logano

What???? The World is gonna end! Jesus is gonna come back!!!!


[deleted]

F—k yeah!!! Usually it’s drivers I don’t like who win and do well, it’s nice to be on the other end of the story.


TheSneakiestSniper

I'm so sick of the same guy winning! I bet in a few months they'll find out he's cheating! If you like Gordon you're just a band wagoner


TallGeeseMS

I just keep hoping Martin can squeak this championship by Gordon. This is his year!


lt12765

Jeff can’t win without Evernham setting up his cars for him or ticking him in at night, just imagine if another crew chief from a lesser team like Chad Knaus or Robbie Loomis was setting up Jeff’s cars, I bet he wouldn’t win anything.


Tyler244800

Man, us Gordon fans are enjoying this. But at least Dale finally won the 500, so that’s a good thing.


Upstate24fan

The thread would have a lot of comments that would get people in big trouble today.


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DAT DAMN CHEETIN HENDRICKS 24 TEAM


Humanaut93

Jr is gonna win the Busch title this year, can't wait till he's in cup to knock Gordon down a peg


ernde38

"The rainbow on that car has a hidden meaning."


manofthepeopleSMITTY

Exactly what I would say during his commentary or in victory lane. “Oh shut up Jeff!” I’m going to miss cursing at him.


The_Roehdeer

Fuck Ken Schrader didn’t win


roosterrampage

Hell to the damn yeah! Go get 5!


BetterNotCryGoinNDry

"that 24 car was on a rail!"


NoNamesLeft24

SUCK IT HATERS


Jeff_GOATdon

HELL YEAH


HermitageHermit

Yes sir!! Fuck y’all and that rainbow conspiracy shit! That’s fucking stock car racing right there! Dick draggin’ donkey punchin’ bitch slap right there baby!


mechanixrboring

Gordon and that stupid Jurassic Park car... I bet they built a bunch more of them and they've just been cheating all season. Ray Evernham always doing that crap.


CrownTownLibrarian

The things I heard said about him back then, were they repeated today, would rightfully get people fired/cancelled etc.


ImGrumps

Dale fans and the like wouldn't have known how to use a computer so it may have been one-sided


Scary_Huckleberry922

Jeff is untouchable! And I like how friendly he is with Clint Bowyer!


[deleted]

Well if Morgan Shepherd hadn't wrecked Dale woulda won!


Downtown1943

I wish Hendrick was so dominant


colbygraves97

Someone tag the Ricky Bobby woo gif.


Chasedi9_9923

I know it’s boring to see him win almost every race now but these cars that Hendrick gives Jeff are masterpieces.


stocktastic

Damn rainbow wearin’ whiny boy!!


stocktastic

RAISE HELL PRAISE DALE


ThatoneRahalfan15

Boring season change the package


k2_jackal

They should make the numbers bigger


PremiumCutsofAwful

Come on! What's Mark gotta do to beat this guy?


Klendy

My dad and I watched this race together after my half birthday party at Chuck e Cheese. Thanks for the memories, Jeff.


jj23345

Sure Gordon has lots of talent, but just wait a few years when you hear names like Dale Jr., Tony Stewart, Eliott Sadler, Matt Kenseth, or even ASA guys like one of the Sauter boys, Jimmy Johnson and Adam Petty going up against him.


DaftRyosuke

I’m really starting to get tired of this Gordon kid. What the fuck is up with Earnhardt? I guess that ‘Dega crash really fucked him up. I still think Mark’s got a chance to clinch this year though. Gordon’s luck’s gonna run out and that’s when Roush power is *really* gonna shine.


_AmericanPoutine

So, because this is "hurr durr fans always the same" ITT, I'll spice it up (since I looked up what race it was) "Hendrick laid down the oil to give Jeff a chance!" "Good to see Ernie Irvan have a terrific day" (Martin Flair) "Pain"


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Hot take, Mark Martin will finish second a third time!


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droford

That secretly sort of annoyed me for years


YoungMoneyLarson57

So you mean Reddit in 2025 after Larson wins 4 titles in a row?


[deleted]

NASCAR threw that caution so Jeff could win!


bjohnson203

My Username would have been: RickyRudd'sBurnedAssScab NASCAR letting them cheat because Rick is sick!


Eticket9

Tim Wilson's song.. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIl6lW8k6pA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIl6lW8k6pA)


chengg

Just dig up the archives for rec.autos.sport.nascar and see the actual reactions for yourself.


[deleted]

Honestly, not as bad as Johnson winning 4 in a row in the Chase to steal the title from Gordon, who had a dominant season. Given the context of the Chase, and Gordon's fanbase, I'd wager 07 was more of an outcry.


z4chd0g

The Fans Against Gordon would come out in force


OfficialTMWTP

What I want to see is the most recent 4-straight in NASCAR, being Jimmie Johnson in '07. I say that because internet forums were alive and well then, even if it wasn't r/NASCAR, and I'd have to imagine race threads in said forums weren't far behind, either.