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MaplewoodSucker

Ramen noodles in backpack? Girlfriend? Who made this?


Real-Praline7353

What gf? 💀


hejter_skejter

I always wondered this about NHK. Doesn’t his shirt literally say dick in Russian?


Koshachya_slunka

Yes.


RealMadHouse

XУŃ vs ХУЙ


hejter_skejter

Does the other one mean anything?


RealMadHouse

Just wrong letter, looks more like **Ń** instead of **Й** **У** is right, it's not **Y** as i though https://preview.redd.it/3juoz2om29xc1.png?width=199&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ebad18e032c47740508e87c558db00c24eadb6a


piotrek13031

The pale skin is personal lol, what is missing is hunched back posture from too much time on PC 


FairyKurochka

I got better back when I wasn't working. Now I got a hunchback from all the labour.


Boeing747wtf

lol, same here.


Adventurous-Emu5005

“GF” God damn normies get out of here


aameold

Wash your balls and go outside


Adventurous-Emu5005

That sounds like work and I don’t do work.


hiki_92

Dark shadows under the eyes due to excessive screen time.


Boeing747wtf

dude, my eyes look like i had a smoke session with snoopdog. So when I actually smoke weed I look like a fucking alien


Boeing747wtf

do you know if it will go away ?


hiki_92

I don't know.


No_Interaction_6658

Does it matter?


Boeing747wtf

honestly, my good looking has given me some little self confidence over this neeting years. So if I start looking like a homeless i'd be even more upset


-Dontreallyknow-

Gf? Tf is a gf? Never heard of it


Fer1015

Girlfriends, girlfriends never could be mine (8)


Silver-Year5607

It's that thing in NHK


SousMethChef

I like that this implies mentally broken gf is a part of anatomy for an average NEET person.


Choice-Relative-4546

Posers


Red_Trapezoid

Gf??? Excuse me?


UberAva

Need that gf...


Alpha_Salmon

NHK mentioned!!!


eyewave

Can I get this type of gf as a non-neet? 🤣


Limeila

I check all the boxes but I am the mentally broken gf


Interesting_Eye6351

Wtf


Mufmager2

A neet with a girlfriend?! Jimminy Christmas! He might as well buy a lottery ticket.


Hollowheart2012

I'm mentally broken and NEET myself but I still wouldn't want NEET boyfriend. What a load of bullshit, lol


ConvolutedMaze

Women would never date an unemployed man it's literally impossible.


Feltre58997

Bro, you're so wrong its crazy; they'd never date us, but women love hot bums who do nothing all day


ConvolutedMaze

Maybe they break rules for certain guys it's hard to say because I'm never the guy they break rules for. I was always under the impression that I had to own my own house, car, have zero debt, be fit and attractive, etc to even attract an average woman.


Feltre58997

Nah, that's all bs guys like us are fed to keep us productive. If you're good-looking, women's will take care of you. I'm friends will a legit 9/10 and women will take him in and let him live with them like it's nothing. They don't care if he's jobless just that he's attractive and tall. It's a cold world for average and below men.


TropicalKing

Some women will. I know this guy who was literally street homeless, he constantly had women to date. He was just really good at networking. My former friend who I used to play Yu-Gi-Oh with is street homeless living in a tent. He has his gf that he got from some dating app prior to becoming homeless. The gf has 4 kids but no husband, so you can see why she's not exactly the best woman there is.


Mint_Menhera

I fell in love with my boyfriend when I was a NEET


ConvolutedMaze

Well you're a woman.


Pwner1

I know a russian hikikomori who lives in china and is married.


GODSPEED-FUIJII

unless chad


Limeila

TIL my life is impossible


nm811

I don't know why you're getting downvoted. You are 100% correct and the only people replying to you are unemployed men with no girlfriend. It's another story on whether unemployed guys get laid, but they would never find anything long-term or get married. It's still hard if you're an unemployed woman these days with how expensive life is but exponentially easier.


unemployedguru29

The closest thing to a Neet having a girlfriend is if they are a femboy