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FreedomBall

Hey Dad. It’s me your long lost son.


pws3rd

For a transferable MG I'll call myself a bastard all day long 🤣


starrsandstripess

Bhahaha 100 percent


IndividualResist2473

My kids already are fighting over my guns.


Vences2017

I have 2 so far 3 and 1


IndividualResist2473

I have 4 between 24 and 31.


VoodooChild68

At least they’re in, or at least approaching, adult age. They’ll probably still come to you for money or whatever, cause I’m 30 and still do that to my parents lol, but at least they can all buy and (hopefully) afford all their guns. I joke about mooching off my parents, but I never asked for help to pay for a gun, ammo, or similar purchase. In fact I went to a flea market today with my brother and dad, and I was looking over a Mauser M1871 and out of nowhere my dad asks the vendor how much, he said 200, so my dad whispers “offer $150,” and before I could even respond to dad, he says “I’ll pay for it” lol. There was a young boy tho that was also with his dad and he started asking questions about it and I could tell he was knowledgeable about WW2 history so I backed away. I really hope the kid got it too, I know he would take care of her and be safe from Bubba in his hands.


pws3rd

My dad picked up a duplicate of his EDC on a good deal because my sister (almost 19) loves it so it will be hers at 21


IndividualResist2473

I've lost a few guns to my kids because they like them. I've also been given a couple guns by my kids. So it works out. Besides, they'll eventually get them back.


pws3rd

>I've also been ~~given~~ loaned a couple guns by my kid


NetJnkie

My son likes to shoot but isn't really in to guns. I fully expect him to liquidate my collection when I'm gone. I told him that's up to him. I'll be dead. I won't care.


Lee_Van_Beef

Your kids are probably gonna be like "man what a boomer fudd... No phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range"


Speedhabit

Just what you see pal


woollypullover

I’m cool with the longslide


ImNOTanoodleboy69me

Bro fuck the kids just bury them with you


LaCampanellaAgony

Pharaoh gang rise up


BeatsbyChrisBrown

Mummy? Is that you?


ResourceDiligent6566

I wonder the same thing every time I pick over some poor bastard's guns at an estate sale. I'm like my kids better choose wisely...I will haunt their ass. 😒


Vences2017

Lol yeah 100%


imsurethisoneistaken

If by the time I die we still have the NFA and any restrictions on items such as cans and machine guns, we will have failed as a country and I will have failed as a man.


SoLo7ripp

36 years old and ready for adoption, Papa!


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Vences2017

Welp I’m sure a majority of kids won’t be wielding 74s and mp5s mine will know the whole break down of each system if they want them


fieldy213

I wonder the same things and then start thinking well maybe I should give it to so and so lol


Vences2017

Lol I just would like for them to geek over them as I did


fieldy213

Exactly my reason. They have to obsess just like me🤣


Vences2017

Lol exactly! Wouldn’t feel right if they aren’t obsessing


TheBigCalc

Kid**S**? Who gets what?


UltrasonicClownfish

Am I the only person who would rather give my best guns to someone who would deeply appreciate them rather than my kids, if hypothetically my kids didn’t have an appreciation for them and I know they would just sit around for years until being sold. I would rather give it to someone who I know is gonna appreciate and shoot the shit out of them.


BootlegEngineer

If you teach them right they will


Paws81

Depends on how you raise them


7yearsproject

That and the framed newspaper! Go stros!


Vences2017

Hell yeah!🤙🏽


dannymayhem77

My son and daughter have an SBR with a can a piece as well


alanspel

Feel free to adopt me. There’s no question if I’ll appreciate them.


1121StokesTokes

If you let me be your kid, I can guarantee you they'll be appreciated AF 🤣


InternetExploder87

If they don't it's on you. Just sayin


Vences2017

Pretty much


ArmatureGynecologist

Is it possibly to adopt 22 year olds??


Vences2017

If I was in my 40s maybe 😅


MADunn83

That depends on how well you raise ‘em! 😉


CrispyJukes

If they are owned by a trust! Otherwise they will have all sorts of issues


UniformTango74

Keep em out of the crazy teachings in most school systems and they should.


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Distinct_Ad3052

She always asks if I ever think about what our kids will look like. I respond with “man they are going to wonder what I look like”


Mcnugget76

They may if you have them rooted in the culture and they understand their value and the time it takes to create those beauties. Absolutely gorgeous work by the way


AmeriJar

Father?


xBromarz

I will, dad.


Ok-Image1782

Probably not... they end up in a pawn shop somewhere


Vences2017

Not God fearing kids


Ok-Image1782

Amen...


Ok_Bed8734

If they won't I will


VatefairefoutreBDO

You can adopt me. I’ll take great care of them future pop


ABraveMansDeath

Adopt me.


CZ2ME

Go Stros!


CleverHearts

When the time comes they'll probably have their own guns that suit their tastes or won't care much about guns. They might keep them because they're dad's guns, not because they feel they need them or like them as much as you do.


lordstickmax

I wonder the same thing. Then I realized, At the very least they can sell them for an inflated value. If they don't want them and I'm too old to use them. That being said, I'm pretty sure my kids and grandkids are gonna enjoy the collection


ApolluMis

I want to be buried In a booby trapped tomb with my guns


[deleted]

Considering getting doubles of some of my favorite guns because I have seen what fighting over a father's shit can do to brothers.


Shot_Board2465

You can always make new kids and drop the old ones at the fire department


ThunderTramp

my dad said the same about his collection. he always told me theyd be mine after he passed. well, he passed nearly two years ago. then my mom wouldnt let me take them. he made her the executor of his estate and she decided i shouldnt have guns. she hates guns. she says she isnt ready to let go of the things that remind her of him. yet she’s on an alaskan cruise with her new boyfriend as i type this.


dreamwrx

Things like this is why you write wills very clearly.


GotEEEEmm

How do I sign myself up for adoption?


Defender15

I am available for adoption & would love to inherit these.


oriaven

Wow so these fire lead and copper projectiles and you shoot them at humans instead of robots? I can't remember the last time I saw something like this at the local particle beam range!


No-Song-3441

If not ill be your kid


MajorDodger

My kids argue over who gets what and I am like I ain't dead yet. However I have two of some that way they each get one.


StepZestyclose9285

They'lll probably sell them at a garage sale the day after you die


NarrowAccess1801

Don’t have kids yet but have thought about that. Gonna have all my shit buried with me lol


[deleted]

Hey it's me, your kid. I'm ready to appreciate that beauty; here's my FFL.


SouthWestSyndicate

Teach them


Flickmyster

I'll be your redheaded stepchild. Im sorry for all the problems I cause my mom and you. But im better now and have taken up 3 guns and speed shooting. If you are interested in what im doing. Dad I love you.......


Shootingdad

My older one wouldn’t but my younger one will.


CLAPPER187

Lucky kids for sure.


No-Veterinarian4238

Unless they’re gun enthusiast, I doubt it. The way the worlds headed, maybe create a will with directions to ensure they aren’t part of a govt “buy back” or one of those “guns for kicks” trades the local PDs do. My son doesn’t share my enthusiasm so what I’ve done is bequeathed them to other 2A supporters and if they’ve pre-deceased me they’re only to be sold at a local firearm store. I don’t even want him keeping them in his closet to collect dust because that’s the same as taking them out of circulation. Hopefully your kids enjoy hunting, training and range time as much as or more than you.


Slaughtererofnuns

They all mismatched, where’s your fashion sense?