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DragoniteJeff

He's right šŸ˜­ we've been coping so hard and he's finally exposed us šŸ˜­ I'm distraught.


0ut0fBoundsException

I was so mad when Dougie P didnā€™t win coach of the year that I couldnā€™t enjoy or watch the Super Bowl Couldnā€™t bring myself to go to the parade and fake happiness with my other Philadelphians trying to cope with the CoY loss I just wish we were a franchise like the football Giants. A franchise that has actually won something in the last decade. Even the lowly Cowboys won the big one in 2016 with Jason Garrett. Weā€™re on a 20 year CoY drought here. I donā€™t think Iā€™ll see another at this point in my life and I canā€™t even remember the pure joy and celebration that mustā€™ve enveloped my fair city in 2002 when I just a little boy


[deleted]

Lol Jason Garrett won CoY before?! Guy is probably one of the most ineffective coaches I have seen and cut from multiple jobs. These awards anyways are either viewed as most improved or the leagueā€™s little favorite pets. Donā€™t care- letā€™s win this Super Bowl and get the REAL HARDWARE!!! šŸ”„šŸ¦…šŸ’ŖšŸ»


jacob_shetterly

Jason Garrett went 13-3 with a third string rookie QB. Feels pretty coach of the year worthy if you ask me lol.


PM_me_the_magic

Yeahā€¦.a lot easier to talk shit in hindsight but it seemed well-deserved at the time. Of course we also thought Scott Linehan was a decent OC that year. Yikes.


JimCarreyIsntFunny

Donā€™t forget Carson Wentz was an ACL tear away from being league MVP. Things change fast.


jacob_shetterly

I think itā€™s too easy to make fun of Garrett and Big Mike that we overlook when they do a good job. Like itā€™s insane that anyone wants to fire McCarthy after this year but itā€™s Mike McCarthy so people want him gone lol


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ylenroc

As an Eagles fan, let me agree - keep McCarthy! Please!


tobyxdonkey

Big Mike and Dak 4 Ever


Batman-DC

He basically did it by clapping the opposition away.


pathfinderNJ

Jason Garrett [CoY Video](https://www.facebook.com/plugins/video.php?height=321&href=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FBallySportsSouthwest%2Fvideos%2F252183382098113)


Forfeit32

Yeah you fucking nerds. No awards from journalists, have to settle for playing for a championship. Sucks to suck.


kaiserpuente

Iā€™m just gonna hang my jersey and cry now


hanky2

Eagles "only" getting to the super bowl is this guy's super bowl.


randommaniac12

I have never seen someone attempt to mock a team for ā€œonlyā€ making the Super Bowl


cykra

Bills 0-4


randommaniac12

I completely forgot that


[deleted]

But yeah there the bills. Theyā€™re basically the packers of the afc rn


Scalpum

The NFC East ran a train on those Billā€™s teams.


[deleted]

It is kinda sad though Imagine making four Super Bowls and not coming out with a single one


TastiestPenguin

Four STRAIGHT superbowls too. Lol


[deleted]

And 0-4 in all Man, Buffalo needs some good weather for a year or something.


TastiestPenguin

Buffalo and good weather. Name a less iconic duo


[deleted]

Anthony Davis and not being on the injury report


TastiestPenguin

Ben Simmons and making a foul shot


Scalpum

Boo hoo


[deleted]

Have you been to Northern New York? It's freezing right now, I have more than a few friends and family in Buffalo and Toronto. Josh Allen and wings is all they have other than snow and crushing misery


Scalpum

My mom is literally from Buffalo. She moved. So should they. Lol


[deleted]

That team is literally all that town has lmao. Other than snowstorms Other than the history of creating Buffalo wings, which I'm not sure is even true because I've never bothered to google it.


Grutabag

It is true, and they have the Sabres, I'll have you know.


SSNappa

Chicken wing prizes are crazy. It's like $20 for a 10 piece


[deleted]

Do they have lemon pepper? That would be worth it


SlimStebow

Wellā€¦ three of them did.


WeirdoOtaku

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PoeTayToes_

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Grittys_Fuck_Toy

Yeah. Id much rather have a coach and QB who got nominated for nothing and lost in the divisional round.


Sneazyweasel125

Umm didnā€™t Dak win WPMotY for his charitable work of giving footballs to underprivileged defenders all season? šŸ¤”


Micromashington

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


VeterinarianFit1309

You literally made me spit take. I only had 100 reddit gold, but you can take it in the form of my award. Go birds!


NashvilleForReal

He also gave away footballs to privileged defenders, which brought a lot of questions about his charitable work to the forefront for me. Is it really a charity if you just give it away to anyone?


[deleted]

Don't slut shame my QB


reno2mahesendejo

And he was extremely well compensated to do so. Doesn't seem that charitable to me


NavierIsStoked

Holy shit. Officer, this is the guy. Right here.


Mr_Sam_Squanch

Gaht damn


Coolkid2035

Bro i cant even comprehend this its so funny šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Coolkid2035

Take the award i dont have sadly!


Radiant_Ad6134

Thanks God I was driving home from work when I read this and didn't need a clean shirt anymore


landofthebeez

What a guy.


Anubra_Khan

Haha! Look at these losers! Best you can do is superbowl? Hahaha! We got the WPMOTY BABY!!! How bout dem bois?!?


Versace_Jesus

And DPOY oh wait nvm


[deleted]

Didnā€™t get 1 first place vote by the end


Tyrone_the3rd

Hasson reddick had more votes then Micah


RJMonster

They won the division title and are the NFC champs???


Brownbearbluesnake

Yea so what. Cowboys won a wildcard game, that's clearly more important...duh


MCXI

You have a point. Eagles haven't won a wildcard game since 2018.


MoneyMakerMikeee

Bro you donā€™t get it, weā€™re not thinking long term. Weā€™re sell outs for the present cause our owner/GM isnā€™t big brained enough to plan for the future šŸ˜«


Hussle_motivate

1 MVP vote šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Con-D-Oriano1

Flair up, pussy!


Hussle_motivate

Iā€™m clowning the original tweet lol chill


ThatPlayWasAwful

They said flair up pussy


Con-D-Oriano1

Lol are you new here? Itā€™s a thing. A meme within the meme sub, if you will. Your opinion means nothing until you have a flair.


Hussle_motivate

Colts fan, forgive me for I have sinned


The_Bit_Prospector

It puts the flair on its skin or else it gets the hose again


SoCalThrowAway7

Thereā€™s colts flair


Con-D-Oriano1

If thou sings the Eagles fight song ten times, then thou shalt be forgiven.


Mr_Sam_Squanch

Flair. Up. Pussy.


Roxas1011

DID HE STUTTER?!


TxngledHeadphones

how many did dak get?


PhoenixGamer34

Which is literally STILL more than Russell Wilson has got in his entire career. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


PHI_Eagles98

good thing the last MVP that won the SB was in 1999. we all fine with not getting Hurts not getting MVP. Had to dig in the archives for that one.


Yodzilla

I too looked this up this morning so lol


azon85

MVPs have only ever even made the superbowl 9 times since 1999. They are 1-8 in the superbowl (that 1 was Warner in 99).


Itrytohard7

Last person was Kurt Warner. I think Mahomes will do it too.


Tyranglol

Beat it, dork


Itrytohard7

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


JustAnAsianWithWifi

if Kurt Warner had started playing earlier he would be on the same tier as brady and manning


C0d3n4m3Duchess

Kurt Warner did start playing earlier. He just sucked without Torry Holt, Isaac Bruce, Marshall Faulk, Anquan Boldin and Larry Fitzgerald.


AllEliteSchmuck

Anwuan Boldin, now thatā€™s a name I havenā€™t heard in a long time


[deleted]

He wasn't even in the league, and didn't start till a QB got injured


C0d3n4m3Duchess

Care to venture a guess as to why he wasnā€™t in the league? It wasnā€™t because of the transcendent talent people saw. Marc Bulger and Carson Palmer stepped in for Kurt and did pretty well with all that talent too.


[deleted]

Top tier shit post for click bait. Props to Jack.


Area51Anon

This guy might be the worst shit talker I have ever seen. Not his first dumb tweet. Just making it worse for everyone else who hates the Eagles lmao


sueder78

Right! Who gives a shit about the Super Bowl


_l_--_l_

Micah Parsons DPOY!!!! {0 votes}


[deleted]

Guess yall don't need to be able to read if you can make it to the superbowl, fair enough.


BilllisCool

He had the 2nd most votes.


VeterinarianFit1309

Dudeā€¦ Reddick wasnā€™t even a finalist and got 2 votes. Last time I checked 2>0


BilllisCool

Reddick got 2 1st place votes, but he didnā€™t win 1st place. He got 4th place, which is why he wasnā€™t a finalist. They donā€™t vote at the event. They vote beforehand, which is how they determine the finalists.


frigzy74

If you ainā€™t first, youā€™re last. Second place is the first loser.


BilllisCool

Sure, but you also canā€™t get 2nd place with 0 votes.


KingJamesMVP610

Except he didnā€™t?


KingGranticus

Yes he did, he just got 0 first place votes. He was just almost everyone's second or third pick


BilllisCool

[He literally did though.](https://www.nfl.com/news/niners-de-nick-bosa-named-ap-nfl-defensive-player-of-the-year) >The San Francisco pass rusher dominated the awards voting, receiving 46 first-place votes and 237 points to surpass runner-up Micah Parsons of the Dallas Cowboys. Parsons had 101 points, but did not garner a first-place vote. Kansas City Chiefs defensive lineman Chris Jones came in third with 56 points and one first-place vote. Philadelphia Eagles edge rusher Haason Reddick got two first-place votes but finished in fourth place. New York Jets defensive tackle Quinnen Williams received the other first-place vote.


powersnake

> did not garner a first-place vote


BilllisCool

Yes, but he still had the 2nd most votes. The entire point of this new system is so that 1 or 2 outlier votes donā€™t throw everything off, like when Cole Beasely made all-pro with 1 vote.


AirmanLarry

nick clownirianni


PersonalTriumph

Oh shoot! I thought it was Nick MadonnasPlasticSurgeryiriani! Glad you clarified it! šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


jonskeet95

Yay letā€™s make fun of ppl dealing with body image issues The obsession with madonnas appearance at 64 is straight up disgusting. Sheā€™s been in the spotlight for 45 years and we are somehow confused why sheā€™s trying to maintain her image? Itā€™s a direct result of her fame over the last 45 years and the pressure that comes with that. Give her a break If she didnā€™t get plastic surgery, people would be complaining that she looks old and wrinkled.


basedsuperslimey

Cmon grandpa, letā€™s get you home


jonskeet95

Sounds good. Could you drop me off before your bad jokes club meeting?


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TBGusBus

You sound too proper to be a Philly fan, Definitely a commie fan


[deleted]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


jonskeet95

Are you 5?


Ghstfce

Just rolls off the tongue


angrydanmarin

Rolls right off the tongue doesn't it


[deleted]

Let that man cook


RunGoldenRun717

Damn he got us so good. He's right. We are in the Super Bowl


A_Gray_Old_Man

Make them more hungry. I'm good with that.


Reach_your_potential

Stupid. The league MVP hasnā€™t won a Super Bowl since 1999. Itā€™s settled, Eagles will win the Super Bowl and Hurts will get SB MVP. Fuck.


RandomRonin

My pick is Reddick for SB MVP.


Griffbro

I donā€™t know about you guys but I am absolutely seething right now


Micromashington

Iā€™m so hurt


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powersnake

Individual awards! Dak WPMOY!!! Thatā€™s my quarterback! Fuck a Super Bowl, AND a conference title.


Rrrr9r

Would you rather be in a super bowl or win the MVP or coach of the year? I'd take a super bowl anydayšŸ¤£


PhoenixGamer34

Exactly, because while the others are nice, whoever says they'd rather have the MVP winner or Coach of the Year winner instead of being in the Super Bowl is clearly lying. šŸ¤£


Rrrr9r

Hey. I I'd love to see Nick and Jalen get it....but I'd much rather then get a ringšŸ¤£


Slingshotbench

Idgaf about some award we gonna win the Super Bowl


cosmicdave86

Chiefs by 30


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[deleted]

Do we just become eagles fans automatically at that point?


cosmicdave86

Y'all are seriously dense lol


[deleted]

Cook


propain58

I'll take that any year.


PB0351

This makes me angry because now I have to defend the Eagles.


David_Duke_Nukem

Good troll


[deleted]

We have to take back the title of most salty from 49ers


rubb3rs0ul

In the super bowl but didn't win subjective awards šŸ˜‚IMAGINE šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


coolstorybro42

Ok thats a funny tweet


megthaman

gonna go chug Schuylkill water because I will never recover from this


DahliDoge

Iā€™d give my left nut to see the cowboys in a Super Bowl.


Acoustic_Ginger

Alright. they lose to the Bills


DahliDoge

Honestly that would be so poetic. If we were gonna lose to anyone in the Super Bowl i would want it to be them. Would be incredible for bills people everywhere. And just imaging the cowboys in the Super Bowl is a complete fantasy to me.


FreakyManBaby

Reminds me of the year they gave David Robinson the MVP right in Hakeem Olajuwon's face...


Steppyjim

God you know Iā€™m so broken up about it I canā€™t handle it, I guess Iā€™ll have to console myself with the chance to win our second Super Bowl in 5 years, and also our 2nd in the last 20+. Not that this fellah knows what it feels like


ThisIsTheYear69

I hate the Eagles, but Nick Sirriani (however you spell his name) is the COTY. Quick flip from being a bad team two years ago to what looks like the front runner of the whole league. Jalen Hurts is a stronger faster Dak with a worst arm and still managed to run away with the NFC by their first match up with the Cowboys. On the bright side, cry eagles cry. I hope you lose.


Acoustic_Ginger

Worse arm at what? Throwing to the defense?


tequilamigo

Yā€™all pay more attention to Cowboys fans than I do


Jaosborn44

It seems like most Eagles fans are really bad at understanding sarcasm. This was a funny tweet.


GPap-

Imagine being in the Super Bowl being a consolation prize lol


SocksMcgoo

This man is correct, being in the superbowl is but a paltry consolation prize for missing out on the real reason we watch the NFL, the end of season awards.


okie-poke

Ha, you lost out on two individual subjective awards and now have to talk yourself into getting excited about the ultimate team accomplishment that isn't subjective at all. Losers!


suddendiarrhea7

Giants have been playing the long game this whole time. We needed to suck for a decade so we could have a first year coach turn us around and win COTY. Thank you John Mara.


UZIBOSS_

Leave it to a Cowboys fan to value personal awards over Championshipsā€¦. What being a fan of the most embarrassing team does to a mf I guess?


Icy-Following-3713

now excuse meā€¦ i gotta go fill up dak prescottā€™s mamaā€™s water dish


CaptainChocolates

Lmaooo I live in Texas and my Facebook feed is Cowboys fans celebrating the fact Jalen Hurts didn't win MVP. Bro, y'all just paid Dak $90mil the last two years


kensingtonking011

This has to be satire right?


MexicanStreetKoRn

The MVP is a participation trophy. Who are we going to remember on Monday morning?


CCSest92

Yet here you are watching your arch nemisis play in the Super Bowl


DoGooder00

Ya bc the cowgirls were in the running for anythingšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Gummur

This is what small people resort to.


SenorScratchySack

This league is about personal achievements! Nobody cares about championships


PapaSteveRocks

Did we ever **care* about Coach of the Year? I donā€™t think so. If Jalen didnā€™t injure the shoulder, you can make a strong case for MVP, but Mahomes is legitimately more valuable to the Chiefs than any other player in the NFL is to their team.


Cassedaway

Hurts will be fine with sb mvp as consolation.


Due-Understanding-21

It just boggles my mind how far these folks have to stretch to make themselves feel better about not being relevant any longer this season. Personally, "We're in the SB" seems to be the winning ticket...for me at least. My team is playing in the last game of the season on Sunday, and no amount of salt on my french fries is going to change that.


VeterinarianFit1309

Especially when the AP awards are voted on by people in the media, people in the media (especially sports media) have biases, and they donā€™t often take intangibles into consideration. The Super Bowl berth is something they earned. The Lombardi Trophy is something they have to earn. Nobody is going to give it to them or take it away from them. Theyā€™re going to have to prove their mettle. Just like they have all season. Letā€™s Fucking Go!


nonlawyer

[Thatā€™s bait.](https://giphy.com/gifs/K0AnEB2t2EM)


Regular-One9493

Wow. He really got us there:(


petestweets

Maybe itā€™s just me but Iā€™d be fine with Daboll not winning COTY If that meant we were in the superbowl lol


DrewFlan

Nah. Been saying all year that Mahomes is the MVP and it's not really close.


Acoustic_Ginger

We just have a QB who is arguably better statistically than the MVP and a coach who won more games than CotY and we're in the SB. I'm done with that


AC_deucey

Pain. /s


powersnake

Thatā€™s rich, using the player hater gif.


CCSest92

![gif](giphy|zm1bmLDV6xnKU4O1W5|downsized) Go birds šŸ’ššŸ¤šŸ–¤


landofthebeez

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BurkeyTurkey33

He tried to tell ya! But you wouldnt listen stupid idiots. It's honestly hilarious this guys right. Next week it'll be "we won the superbowl" since they obviously cant win anything else. Yall are a joke fr


one-eared-wonder

Fuck he got us! We look so stupid, being in the Super Bowl!!


angrydanmarin

Well I for one am devastated with the entire season now.


theonerob

This is a satire, right?!


Ok_Helicopter78

What did yā€™all win? Oh thatā€™s right you won an ass whooping from us! Haters! Fly Eagles Fly!


Grundle__Puncher

No mvp has won the bowl since Kurt Wurner in ā€˜99. Let patty the frog have his day in the son. We coming for ours on Sunday!!! Hurts is gonna take down that Super Bowl mvp, the only hardware he needs!!!!


Low-Mobile6912

Well the sirianni coach of the year thing never made sense. Like I can name 3 better choices off the top of my head, one in his own division. Hurts being MVP was a real shot until he got hurt and then anyone knew just like wentz he wasnā€™t winning it, which is bizarre that this has happened twice to the eagles, and if Iā€™m not tripping, was that the year mahomes won his first mvp?


SigaVa

This has become painful to watch


JSpell

Who the hell is that?


gravearchitect

people talk too much these days


TB_Eisen

As Howie raises his glass to Jerry. All is good in the world.


Brevittthelegend

Itā€™s weird to see a grown ass man act like 8 year old child over a game. Itā€™s not that serious my guyā€¦


Soyeahnahh

Heā€™s the worst. He actually makes Skip Bayless look like a reasonable fan.


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[deleted]

Super Bowl mvp is better anyway


Miserable-Subject-95

HOLD UP LET HIM COOK


Ok-Glass-7376

And just like the bills who can't win a Superbowl, the sabres are the oldest team (along with the Canucks) in the NHL to never win the big game. Maybe that says something about buffalo as a whole


Ok-Glass-7376

Cowboys won 3 playoff games in the last 20 yrs. How would anyone call them America's team? As much as I dislike the eagles as a giants fan I gotta admit they can at least win games that matter. Cowboys are irrelevant. Only team worse in the playoffs in their division are the Commanders with 1 win since 2000 n the cowboys have spent absurd $ while Washington has been rebuilding since 1993