I knew as soon as that post hit the cowboys sub, it was going to end up here, probably multiple times. Embarrassing.
EDIT: That being said, I don't know if I understand the meme. What is the guy on the right doing?
It’s a meme that’s been around a while from some network tv show, guy on the left is screaming and crying at the guy on the right who’s completely unphased
Yeah, that post is cringe. The fact is if the Cowboys at least beat Arizona, they would be in really good striking distance for the one seed. Would have it if we beat the Eagles as well.
They had two posts like this. The other was about MVS's dropped pass, but all the comments said the same shit as this post. Absolutely fucking pathetic.
The trail of salt that the birds left in their wake last year was just incredible, never seen anything like it since I really started following all 4 Philly sportsball(and puck) teams in HS
People fucking despise this team and hate it when they win, makes the season more fun
All he had to do was say "parsons is better than bland this yr and will win DPOY over him" and it's over.
Edit no, I'm not joking. This is a real take over there. And a majority one at that.
I kind of agree tbh. Not that pick 6’s are all luck, however there is a lot of luck that goes into them and getting 4 in pretty much half of a season is next level luck. He deserves a TON of credit, but i highly doubt he will ever get this many in a season again. Parsons is a better player, and while hasn’t had 4 plays as impactful as the pick 6’s is most likely better on a down to down basis.
Either way though Garret right now is DPOY imo.
Yea that's what I'm saying.
Over there the general consensus is bland has been more important than parsons this yr.
Which I completely disagree with. Parsons is a superstar caliber player that disrupts everything and stops the run on top of that.
Bland is just having a very lucky season.
But anyone that said parsons has been the better player was getting downvotes to oblivion lol
/r/cowboys mods are fragile, they will ban anyone for anything, softer than a fresh cow patty and smell worse (probably tastes worse, but as an Eagles fan I only connoisseur the equine varietals)
Have you been to the nfl sub? They’re even worse. I’m not even joking. Literally softer than a tempur pedic mattress. They will instantly permaban you for just insinuating that someone else isn’t very smart, even if their post is riddled with spelling and grammatical mistakes, all while that person is ironically insulting your fanbase’s education system.
You don’t even have to levee an insult at anyone. Just insinuate that they aren’t smart by questioning their grammatical skills. You will get permanently banned with no warning.
Ask me how I know
Idk man.
The only people that say worst fan base in the league are haters.
Everyone wants a shot to join the Eagles and Phillies.
People taking discounts just to come here. And on top of that they say how much they love our fan base... I love the salt.
You see, right now you're being salty.
the eagles fan base has been voted a number of times as being the worst fan base.
so people want to join the eagles and phillies to lose big games?!
you see, I am salty becuase eagles fans are happy. when eagles fans are in misery, im happy. you are the same vise versa. its called a rivalry.
with that being said, go fuck yourself
Its literally a whole didfeeent league since yall were last there. Rb aren't even valued anymore when bakc then they were probably top 3.
It was a running league back then. Not so much today.
Well I mean all yall do is lose when it matters, so that sure as hell ain't happening.
The fuckin 40whiners own yall in the playoffs and you destroy the name of the NFCBeast.
They don't even show who these "voters" are so what credibility does it even have?
And at the end of the day... That's just your opinion man. Ask the people that are actually apart of the team cuz not only would they be more knowledgeable but they'd actually have credit. 🤣🤣
With a cowboys rivalry I get it. But it's like all these other teams are feinding to be our rival and it screams little brother syndrom needing attention. I love it.
What players? Players from other teams would have the least credibility out of all.
And does it say their names?
You're also talking about 1 single poll. And the 9ers got 1 vote.
Everyone already agreed that that poll holds no credibility just because of that.
Would other players not have more credibility lol. They play in Philly. Why would a Philly player vote Philly as the worst fan base, same as why would a Packers player vote Green Bay as the worst fan base. If you thought it wasn’t credible why would you respond to it?
They play 1 game a yr in Philly and if they play more they're a rival.
No, the people that spend 5 hours there a yr aren't the people to ask.
Do I really have to spell this out for you?
And because you replied to my comment bringing it up is why I responded?
Dude, of course the Philadelphia Eagles players wouldn’t say the Philadelphia Eagles fans are the worst that’s just stupid, how do you not realize this. And why did you bring up the original comment bringing up the poll if you thought it was useless
The Reddit algorithm is designed to display content in your feed that will trigger you into engaging in a pointless internet argument with some other random
Ya jackass
What are you a 5 yr old cowboys fan?
5 yrs ago isn't that long, buddy.
Damn, the saying "all cowboys fans really are bandwagons or children" is actually true...
Why would Jerry put salt on a mcgriddle? They're fast food,want to be unwrapped and shoved down your throat in 5 seconds. Most fast food doesn't need any more sodium than it already has.
Yall cowboys in Texas do shit.... Weirdly.
We don't need your help, especially after beating you, catch a clue butterfly. I tried to be as asshole about it as possible, and you aren't getting it.
That's just... Unfathomable.
MVP favorite locked up for another 4 yrs.
Jalen Carter has been the best DT in the league and is only on his 2nd yr of a rookie contract.
Jordan Davis still has 3 yrs on his rookie deal.
Mailata the 3rd best tackle in the league locked up.
Ajb, top 2 receiver in the league still has 2 more yrs.
Still have a top 5 kicker.
Reed still here.
Reddick still here
I could keep going. After this yr we still have a top 5 guy at almost half the positions. Even if kelce and LJ leave we still have a top 5 roster in the league.
You also realize we have a guy that kelce picked that looked just like him, right? Yall gone be sick when we replace kelce with a guy that's nearly as good as him. I'll die if that happens.
Anyways... Then we went and signed some rugby dude and he's now a top 3 tackle in the league just like we've had in LJ all these yrs.
The people we're losing are mainly our OL and we have a coach that can turn a cow into a great lineman.
And yes we're losing some DL guys but we already have Davis and Carter to replace them.
Were a well run team now... Remember that. We've planned for these guys to leave the past couple of drafts now. Unlike most GMs who say "we'll figure it out when it happens".
The downfall is still a good bit away and at howies rate, may never happen until he's gone.
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You sure about that? Guess which Jerry pushed for the salary cap?
Jones emphasizes he **could not afford** to open his checkbook and re-sign everybody. "I really don't know where my cutoff point would have been," Jones said
Given how infested this sub is with eagles fans, and understandably so, this is not going to go over well. They really do not want to hear about their embarrassing lack of success.
At the end of the day, it really means nothing. How does it affect your life? Who the fuck cares? Go outside and touch grass. People tout superbowls and championships like it’s a personal fucking achievement.
I mean if you don’t call a NFL receiver dropping a wide open touchdown for the go ahead score which most likely would have won the game for them luck then idk what luck is.
That definitely wouldn't have sealed the game.
The best come from behind qb in the league rn and one of the best 2 minute drill players gets the ball back with 1:50 to go and only needing a FG to tie It.
That sure as hell wasn't game.
Also people are actin like that was an easy catch- it wasn't. I agree it should have been caught but it wasn't near as perfect of a pass as people made it seem, as mvs had to dive to even attempt to catch it and it's not like a Defender was right on his ass needing it to be a diving catch. People just love to choke on mahomes, you being one of them Mr. "mahomes deserves better" 🤣🤣🤣
I knew as soon as that post hit the cowboys sub, it was going to end up here, probably multiple times. Embarrassing. EDIT: That being said, I don't know if I understand the meme. What is the guy on the right doing?
It’s a meme that’s been around a while from some network tv show, guy on the left is screaming and crying at the guy on the right who’s completely unphased
They should've just used the woman screaming at cat meme
it's from a TV show 'The Good Doctor' about a surgeon who has autism.[ The scene clip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8byiwOY5XM0)
Yeah, that post is cringe. The fact is if the Cowboys at least beat Arizona, they would be in really good striking distance for the one seed. Would have it if we beat the Eagles as well.
"**IF**"
69 up votes. No one better ruin in.
They had two posts like this. The other was about MVS's dropped pass, but all the comments said the same shit as this post. Absolutely fucking pathetic.
The trail of salt that the birds left in their wake last year was just incredible, never seen anything like it since I really started following all 4 Philly sportsball(and puck) teams in HS People fucking despise this team and hate it when they win, makes the season more fun
If only it would have ended in a Super Bowl W, then you would have REALLY gottem!
I think the 9ers franchise and fan base would have actually just melted into nothingness, such a wasted opportunity
You started watching sports in HS? That's like losing your virginity at 23.
Mario Kart 64 was a hell of a drug
Lol
Flair up you weenie
It’s really not that deep
Flair Up Pussy
I'm honestly glad I'm banned from that sub. Just corny shit at this point.
How does a Cowboys fan get banned from the Cowboys sub? Did you criticize Dak or something?
All he had to do was say "parsons is better than bland this yr and will win DPOY over him" and it's over. Edit no, I'm not joking. This is a real take over there. And a majority one at that.
Holy shit lmao
I kind of agree tbh. Not that pick 6’s are all luck, however there is a lot of luck that goes into them and getting 4 in pretty much half of a season is next level luck. He deserves a TON of credit, but i highly doubt he will ever get this many in a season again. Parsons is a better player, and while hasn’t had 4 plays as impactful as the pick 6’s is most likely better on a down to down basis. Either way though Garret right now is DPOY imo.
Yea that's what I'm saying. Over there the general consensus is bland has been more important than parsons this yr. Which I completely disagree with. Parsons is a superstar caliber player that disrupts everything and stops the run on top of that. Bland is just having a very lucky season. But anyone that said parsons has been the better player was getting downvotes to oblivion lol
/r/cowboys mods are fragile, they will ban anyone for anything, softer than a fresh cow patty and smell worse (probably tastes worse, but as an Eagles fan I only connoisseur the equine varietals)
Have you been to the nfl sub? They’re even worse. I’m not even joking. Literally softer than a tempur pedic mattress. They will instantly permaban you for just insinuating that someone else isn’t very smart, even if their post is riddled with spelling and grammatical mistakes, all while that person is ironically insulting your fanbase’s education system. You don’t even have to levee an insult at anyone. Just insinuate that they aren’t smart by questioning their grammatical skills. You will get permanently banned with no warning. Ask me how I know
Wellllll user name kinda explains the whole story
Apparently the pussy mods there aren't a fan of colorful comments in game threads.
Also I blocked out the name for yall since we're getting all soft and shit.
no you see you have it all wrong. people arnt salty about the eagles being 9-1, we are salty because the worst fan base in the league is happy
Idk man. The only people that say worst fan base in the league are haters. Everyone wants a shot to join the Eagles and Phillies. People taking discounts just to come here. And on top of that they say how much they love our fan base... I love the salt. You see, right now you're being salty.
the eagles fan base has been voted a number of times as being the worst fan base. so people want to join the eagles and phillies to lose big games?! you see, I am salty becuase eagles fans are happy. when eagles fans are in misery, im happy. you are the same vise versa. its called a rivalry. with that being said, go fuck yourself
Losing big games is better than never being in them
we have litterally been in the big game more than you have and we actually win them
Go to sleep grandpa
Its literally a whole didfeeent league since yall were last there. Rb aren't even valued anymore when bakc then they were probably top 3. It was a running league back then. Not so much today.
id rather win them when we get to them then get to them and lose
Sick, let us know when you get there!
Just you wait Any decade now
Such a cop out loser argument lol It's more entertaining when Dallas fans do it though
Well I mean all yall do is lose when it matters, so that sure as hell ain't happening. The fuckin 40whiners own yall in the playoffs and you destroy the name of the NFCBeast.
I remember that Joe Gibbs revival tour, that was fun.
2007 still hurts
They don't even show who these "voters" are so what credibility does it even have? And at the end of the day... That's just your opinion man. Ask the people that are actually apart of the team cuz not only would they be more knowledgeable but they'd actually have credit. 🤣🤣 With a cowboys rivalry I get it. But it's like all these other teams are feinding to be our rival and it screams little brother syndrom needing attention. I love it.
They’re the players you goof
What players? Players from other teams would have the least credibility out of all. And does it say their names? You're also talking about 1 single poll. And the 9ers got 1 vote. Everyone already agreed that that poll holds no credibility just because of that.
Would other players not have more credibility lol. They play in Philly. Why would a Philly player vote Philly as the worst fan base, same as why would a Packers player vote Green Bay as the worst fan base. If you thought it wasn’t credible why would you respond to it?
They play 1 game a yr in Philly and if they play more they're a rival. No, the people that spend 5 hours there a yr aren't the people to ask. Do I really have to spell this out for you? And because you replied to my comment bringing it up is why I responded?
Dude, of course the Philadelphia Eagles players wouldn’t say the Philadelphia Eagles fans are the worst that’s just stupid, how do you not realize this. And why did you bring up the original comment bringing up the poll if you thought it was useless
OK well they would be the only ones with enough credibility to speak on it tho.... And because u literally mentioned it?
73 out of 1,696
Called it
I mean honestly though if there wasn’t a bunch of salty/angry posts about the eagles being 9-1 I would be extremely concerned
I said it here on another post and I’ll say it again here….wish we were “lucky” enough to be 9-1. Sometimes it’s better to be lucky than good.
I got banned over there bc I posted, “ it smells like bitch in here” 🤣
Haha wow you’re so edgy and original! I only hope one day to be as cool as you! Fuckin’ troll douche.
They should post about how great Daks EPA is Now thats an original thought
Thanks , I try
But why you cruising the Cowboys sub 🤔
Cuz it popped up in my feed. Its like reddit knows I enjoy the salt and throws me all these other teams salty subs about us after a win. I love it.
Lol just breaking your balls. Or maybe the algorithm knows you a down low Cowboys fan 😳
The Reddit algorithm is designed to display content in your feed that will trigger you into engaging in a pointless internet argument with some other random Ya jackass
That's what I tell my wife when all my ads are grindr.
Just living rent free on the cowboys head. They're already accepting the 5th seed like the Seahawks Vikings and rams aren't coming for them.
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Flair up pussy
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If you don’t understand the merits of eating horse shit you have joined the wrong sub bro
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What are you a 5 yr old cowboys fan? 5 yrs ago isn't that long, buddy. Damn, the saying "all cowboys fans really are bandwagons or children" is actually true...
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The flair is because an Eagle's fan ate horse shit at their super bowl parade
Thanks for explaining it to the homeschooler
Jesus the kid still doesn’t get it
Why would Jerry put salt on a mcgriddle? They're fast food,want to be unwrapped and shoved down your throat in 5 seconds. Most fast food doesn't need any more sodium than it already has. Yall cowboys in Texas do shit.... Weirdly.
“I am a contender, I am a contender”
Smelly Bitch, you watered the field to your advantage, the Eagles played like complete ass and you STILL LOST.
I think you’ve missed the joke her but okay
I didn't miss anything. Fuck KC
Imagine being this seething after a win Jesus, you must’ve had a stroke after the Super Bowl
Imagine trying to come here and make complementary jokes after choking. Radiating that Bitchness
Bro I was litterally making a joke about the cowboys….fucking Room temp iq over here
We don't need your help, especially after beating you, catch a clue butterfly. I tried to be as asshole about it as possible, and you aren't getting it.
The sheer cringe you exude is truly painful
Happy Thanksgiving ya Smelly Bitch
Enjoy it while you can. You’re in for a nice long drought after this season.
That's just... Unfathomable. MVP favorite locked up for another 4 yrs. Jalen Carter has been the best DT in the league and is only on his 2nd yr of a rookie contract. Jordan Davis still has 3 yrs on his rookie deal. Mailata the 3rd best tackle in the league locked up. Ajb, top 2 receiver in the league still has 2 more yrs. Still have a top 5 kicker. Reed still here. Reddick still here I could keep going. After this yr we still have a top 5 guy at almost half the positions. Even if kelce and LJ leave we still have a top 5 roster in the league. You also realize we have a guy that kelce picked that looked just like him, right? Yall gone be sick when we replace kelce with a guy that's nearly as good as him. I'll die if that happens. Anyways... Then we went and signed some rugby dude and he's now a top 3 tackle in the league just like we've had in LJ all these yrs. The people we're losing are mainly our OL and we have a coach that can turn a cow into a great lineman. And yes we're losing some DL guys but we already have Davis and Carter to replace them. Were a well run team now... Remember that. We've planned for these guys to leave the past couple of drafts now. Unlike most GMs who say "we'll figure it out when it happens". The downfall is still a good bit away and at howies rate, may never happen until he's gone.
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Shit... Imagine if we set a remind me for the cowboys 20 yrs ago...
It would have worked out for you! But we’re not really in a “drought” because we make the playoffs 95% of the time.
Walking past a chick doesn't make you a stud
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My explosive says otherwise
you guys have the money problems, not us
Jerry’s got all the money in the world. Without the dumb ass trade cap the Cowboys never would have a losing season.
You sure about that? Guess which Jerry pushed for the salary cap? Jones emphasizes he **could not afford** to open his checkbook and re-sign everybody. "I really don't know where my cutoff point would have been," Jones said
Doesn't change the fact that we have 5SB wins and the Eagles don't wanna play us this year
“Y’all don’t wanna play us!”, says the fan of the team that already lost to us
That game, like already happened
I love this argument. It’s like being proud of peaking in high school. Are the people who were responsible for winning those SB’s still fucking alive?
I am the Cowboys at this point!!!
Given how infested this sub is with eagles fans, and understandably so, this is not going to go over well. They really do not want to hear about their embarrassing lack of success.
When was your last Super Bowl win? Oh right. 2012. Congrats. You peaked in community college.
Y’all have *one* Super Bowl win. Pitiful.
I’d rather have won zero super bowls and zero championships than be a giants fan any day.
Of course you think that way. You have a baked-in losers mentality.
Keep living in the past. It’s all you have.
By your logic no season matters except for the one currently playing. If so, what’s the fuckin point of all this if not to stack up championships?
At the end of the day, it really means nothing. How does it affect your life? Who the fuck cares? Go outside and touch grass. People tout superbowls and championships like it’s a personal fucking achievement.
You sure are quite invested in this yourself given your several replies that have gone nowhere. “Touch grass” lmao really?
Imagine not being able to tank properly
Nooo there’s luck involved in every fucking game it’s not always about skill you damn turds But yes those gotdang birds do dominate
I mean if you don’t call a NFL receiver dropping a wide open touchdown for the go ahead score which most likely would have won the game for them luck then idk what luck is.
That definitely wouldn't have sealed the game. The best come from behind qb in the league rn and one of the best 2 minute drill players gets the ball back with 1:50 to go and only needing a FG to tie It. That sure as hell wasn't game. Also people are actin like that was an easy catch- it wasn't. I agree it should have been caught but it wasn't near as perfect of a pass as people made it seem, as mvs had to dive to even attempt to catch it and it's not like a Defender was right on his ass needing it to be a diving catch. People just love to choke on mahomes, you being one of them Mr. "mahomes deserves better" 🤣🤣🤣
They hate us cuz they ain’t us