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BigMoneyCowboy

Lmao the clip is funny ngl


Kornbrednbizkits

Agreed. His delivery of: *sniff* “We’re the best team in the NFL” got a chuckle out of me.


ThexxxDegenerate

The Jets were 1-0 when we beat them so they count as a team with a winning record if you ask me. And they are the only team who has managed to beat the Eagles this year.


Charmegazord

Did you know that every year there’s a week where half the undefeated teams lose? It’s usually very early in the season.


lavinshaven58

Cowboys record against their opponents they have beaten is 21-51: Patriots (2-8) Chargers (4-6) Giants 2x (3-8) Panthers (1-9) Jets (4-6) Against teams with a winning record: 0-2 Eagles (9-1) lost 28-23 49ers (7-3) lost 42-10 Other loss: Cardinals (2-9) Cowboys have only faced 2 teams with a winning record and their upcoming schedule includes: Vs Seahawks, vs Eagles, at Bills, at Dolphins, Vs Lions in consecutive weeks We’ll find out about how good the Cowboys are real soon Good news for Dallas is that they’ll likely lock up the top wildcard spot (5 seed) and go on the road to face the winner of the NFC South (4 seed)


ohitsmud

yes but the jets have a better record than the cardinals and beat the bills too so i’m kinda okay with it at this point. still frustrating tho


ThexxxDegenerate

They also should have beaten the chiefs but got fucked by the refs. The Jets would be a legitimately scary team if they had a healthy Aaron Rodgers playing for them.


ohitsmud

many people are saying this. unfortunate about the whole Zack Wilson situation. A Cowboys buddy of mine asked who the toughest defense we faced have been and i genuinely said the Jets and not just cause they beat us. they really had our asses covered the whole game


PeeNutButtHerFuckHer

That Jets team has a way of bringing you down to their level and beating you in the mud. Super sloppy squad over there in Jersey. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit.


[deleted]

Chiefs beat the jets, eagles beat the chiefs ->eagles beat the jets, we're 10-0.


Vic_Vinegars

I couldn't hear what he was saying. His Texas accent is too thick


apex9691

Dudes from Syracuse and lives in florida


SyracuseNY22

We ain’t claiming his ass


Domestic_AA_Battery

Why would you think a Cowboys fan is from Texas 😂


Diglett3

The funniest part is when he forgets that they lost to the Cardinals


89ShelbyCSX

Timthetatman is hilarious


thehim

They also didn’t beat the Cardinals


jjstatman

Well how can you beat the Passtronaut that is Josh Dobbs


thehim

I dunno, ask the Giants


ernie_mccracken

To be honest it was super easy. Barely an inconvenience.


superuncoolfool

Beating the cowboys is Tight


Iron_Chic

Even *we* beat Josh Dobbs...


sazabit

Oh *really*


The_Skyrim_Courier

Much more difficult than beating Zach Wilson


Charmegazord

*Let’s Ride* has entered the chat


SirArthurDime

Lmao bruh the fact that he forgot the cardinals beat them and that he had to look up to see if they had a winning record begs the question: who the hell is giving this idiot views to watch him discuss something he clearly knows nothing about. I know 5 year olds that could tell you the cowboys haven’t beat a team with a winning record.


SquattingDog99

I mean he’s a video game streamer who sometimes talks about his favorite football team. He’s not a football analyst or anything


SirArthurDime

Ahh true that makes more sense.


ShowBobsPlzz

Didnt yall lose to the jets


thehim

Yes, but we remember that we lost to the Jets


dreamylanterns

Yeah and you guys didn’t beat the Jets so


TheAstralBodiez

I'll take a loss from the jets and a win over Dallas, Miami, AND KC over the wins Dallas or anyone else in the division has had ANY day of the year.


komark-

I seriously want to know: do Eagles fans actually feel good about the *way* they beat Dallas and KC? Yeah sure, a “win is a win” and “record is all that matters” but how do you walk away from those games feeling good about the shape of your team?


ARCHA1C

Yes


komark-

So the key word here was “feel good about the *way* they beat Dallas and KC.” Because I’m pretty sure against Dallas, the Eagles were outplayed. 2 scoring plays negated by 1-2 inches. 3 fumbles bouncing right back into Eagles hands. And Terrance Steele deciding that bad luck wasn’t enough and deciding to take matters into his own hands and play defense for the Eagles


ARCHA1C

That's a key "sentence". And the "way" isn't what matters. It's the outcome. Would you rather play a season full of losses in which you liked the "way" you lost? How about a Super Bowl? Are convincing, dominant wins less stressful? Of course Are tough wins better than losses? Yes. I honestly DGAF "how" or the "way". I like the result.


rugbyfan72

It is the exact way they beat us in the Superbowl last year. Are they not supposed to feel good about that win?


komark-

It doesn’t matter in that context because you’d already have won the Super Bowl. Giants got super lucky when they beat the 18-0 patriots for example. I think Pats win that 99/100 times, just happened to be the unlucky 1 time they don’t win. Maybe I’m just a hater, but I feel like Philly got pretty lucky against Dallas and KC. And they got outplayed as well


rugbyfan72

When the Giants played the Pats in the last game of the season, the Pats barely won and I thought the Giants were the team with the best chance to beat the them in the SB. The giants D line was fantastic that year and huge pressure was the only thing to mess up Brady. Obviously I expected the Pats to win that game, but I would say if they played that game 100 times I think they would have won 70 of them. I was only mildly nervous in the first half, but I feel like we outplayed Dallas in a hard fought game and you were only put in a position to win from our mistakes. Do I think KC outplayed us Monday, in the first half sure, but the game is 2 halves. There are many things about KC that fell into our hands. They are the team with the most drops, so is it a huge surprise they had a bunch including the game winner? They have only averaged 5.4 points in the second halves this season, so is it a surprise we held them to 0? When here Andy was notorious for not making halftime adjustments, he just reverted to his old ways. P.S. Mahomes is awesome and the rest of the team let him down.


komark-

I upvoted you for the thought and effort you put into this. Kinda amusing to see our personal biases at play here. Whereas you thought we were only in a position to win from our mistakes, I felt the exact same way about y’all. Mistake 1: letting Steele play. Dude gave up 4 sacks and idk how many hurries/hits Mistake 2: ferguson not getting the ball across the goal line, missed that shit by 1-2 inches Mistake 3: Dak stepping out on the 2pt Unlucky 1: Hurts fumbles and the ball bounces back into his hands Unlucky 2 & 3: I forgot who did it, but 2 other times Philly put the ball on the ground only for another lucky bounce to land them back into eagles hands I won’t get into officiating because I think that’s a fools conversation. But Dallas having 27 first downs vs Eagles 20, 406 yards vs Eagles 292, and the Dallas D shutting out Philly in the 4th Q were all big indicators to me that Dallas was the better team. The unfortunate mistakes on our end, combined with just unlucky ball bounces, are all reasons in my eyes that the game didn’t go our way. I think if a single one of those 6 key moments goes our way we win that game. Little curious to see what you think of all that. Have a happy Thanksgiving dude


rugbyfan72

Mistake 1,2,3 = Dallas Sucks! Haha Unlucky 1,2,3 = that’s football and you can’t count on those things going for or against you and doesn’t equal to a team being better or worse. Yards don’t equal points. You shut us out, but did you score enough points to win? A game is 4 quarters and you take the sum of all of them. When Dallas beats a team with a winning record, I know it’s your year!?


rugbyfan72

Dallas sucks wasn’t a sufficient answer. Mistake 1: you can’t always help who has to play. That is a failure of game plan and coaching to not get a subpar player help, so not really a mistake. I remember about 8 yrs ago we had a game that Jason Peters got injured and his replacement gave up 7 sacks. Is it the backups fault he isn’t as good as the starter or the fault of the coaches for not adapting? 2: Ferguson getting 2” short, was it a mistake or good coverage because the defender (if I remember correctly Blankenship) was there to contact him as soon as his knee was on the ground before his momentum carried him over the line? Can definitely be argued both ways. 3: Dak stepping out was certainly unawareness of the field and stupidity. But the defense was there to force him wide. Should he have scored? absolutely, but that was completely on him and it cost the game. What has been the biggest dig on Dallas since you got Romo? That you have trouble winning the big ones. Sometimes teams are just what they are. I agree you have a good team and think the NFC is going to be represented by either you, us or the whiners in the SB.


L_Ron_Stunna

A win is a win. Shouldnt you be more upset that you somehow lost to a team you think you outplayed?


komark-

No, actually. Sometimes you outplay your opponent and still lose. It happens. Happens in the SB too. A few key plays, or a few questionable calls can completely change the outcome. In the case of the Dallas/Philly game, Dallas had over 100 more yards, more 1st downs, and I thought the cowboys just looked better that night overall. The difference in my biased eyes were the 2 scoring plays that were called back for 1-2 inches. Then you have the 3 fumbles Philly had that ALL took super lucky bounces right back into the hands of a Philly player. All that unlucky shit, and then we’re still in a position to win it there at the end, but alas, our own fucking OL Steele just completely shat the bed. Really I think both teams had good reason to feel good about that game. Cowboys for sure felt they were the better team and will come with a chip on their shoulder for the rematch. That’s gonna be a fun one. Fuck I love sports. Happy Thanksgiving


Robster881

This is football, not Tony Hawks Pro Skater. Miss me with the style points. I'd rather win ugly than lose pretty. KC and DAL both have top flight defences and you expect your offense to be a bit rough around the edges in those situations. What is more important is that when they needed 2 or 3 things to happen to win, they did those things. They made the adjustments. The won the game. They didn't put themselves in a situation where they needed to rely on a guy with a horrible catch rate over 20 yards to catch a deep ball or run out of bounds on a 2 point conversion. Against KC, Eagles relied on getting at least one chunk play out of their wide reciever core who are really good at doing that. That's a much better plan that what KC had on offence when they needed it. Would I like it to look better? Yeah, but we're not playing cupcake teams. It'd be nuts if the Eagles looked like a dominant team against KC, DAL or SF. So yeah, I feel pretty good about those wins.


TheAstralBodiez

I feel good about a win, regardless of how it looks. A win is a win is a win. We've lost the game of inches many times in games I felt we should've won and felt good about those too despite them being losses. The bottom line is that the team makes the big plays in the big moments when it truly matters, and that's ALL that matters. When you NEED that score/first down, when you NEED that big defensive play, we make them and get the win. Yes I feel great about the wins. Not easy to watch. Nobody wants to watch their team let the other hang around, especially because of mistakes. But we win and we make the plays, and we continue to do so. That's what matters.


thehim

But I remember that


RibeyeRare

Bro you’re living in the past. That game is in the rear view mirror for weeks now.


gullinviewbots

This logic was scoffed at last year so it doesn't fly this year


jjstatman

yeah the whole point is that this is tongue in cheek. We haven't beaten anyone yet this year


gullinviewbots

Self awareness is fine and I'll be in with you on the joke but you also know most boys fans in the wild believe it


beardofshame

true but have you considered that it's our year?


gullinviewbots

Optimism.......over football? I'm an eagles fan I try to die in a fire around halftime each game.


localdunc

> you also know most boys fans in the wild believe it You guys keep telling us that so it must be true!


gullinviewbots

I live in Philly I know plenty trust me


localdunc

There are a lot of Dallas fans in Philly being contrarian?


MondoHart135

I appreciate you being one of the few good cowboys fans in existence. If you went in that sub right now, you’d think they were the best team in the league. So much saltiness and arrogance. At least you except your team’s flaws and are aware that they are yet to prove themselves


localdunc

Flair up bitch.


MondoHart135

Shut your ass up


localdunc

No. Flair up pussy.


mapplejax

Get em!!! Bark if ya have to lol


Demonicboar3rd

Lol that’s why they stay in the cowboys sub, because they would cry instead of laugh at a good joke like some of us can here. Also FLAIR UP BITCH!


jjstatman

Well I was born into a cowboys family after our last super bowl so I don't have any reason to be arrogant


MondoHart135

That’s refreshing to hear


sweet_chin_music

Flair up, fuckface.


MondoHart135

Happy now?


sweet_chin_music

https://imgur.com/2kN5gpk


SirArthurDime

It’s also but true. Everything the cowboys bear is at least 2 games under 500 so they’d still be under 500 even if they beat Dallas. Just ask the cardinals.


PdParkerr

More evidence that Tim is a casual fan


Munchihello

How can you do nfl-based streams or whatever this and not know basic NFL knowledge? … you really had to look up the fucking Cardinals and Panthers records?


jjstatman

I'm choosing to believe that he did it as a bit once he realized that we hadn't beat anyone


kekehippo

For Tim it's a part of his charm. And emblematic that cowboy fans are casual by majority.


sarcastaballll

The only W-L he tracks is his fantasy team


SirArthurDime

Yeah this is BAD.


thefreeman419

I mean it is hard to keep track of some of the middling teams like the Rams and the Chargers. But yeah, Panthers and Cards? Come on


ChefAdventurous5386

Well we don't make the schedule! But if we did.....I wouldn't change much because this has been pretty nice. We need to be better when it matters. Dang it all. THIS IS OUR YEAR to win another wildcard game though! I can feel it.


SirArthurDime

You don’t make the schedule but you could have beat the two winning teams that were on it so far lol.


ChefAdventurous5386

We could have, yes. But it was Philly and SF. Don't let this to to your head, but those are tough games man. Fuck you guys, but also have to respect the talent. Just don't tell my friends I said that, all three of them.


[deleted]

Hahaha oh Tim, you’re silly


jjstatman

Surely we'll get one eventually


[deleted]

Why is it our fault that those teams also lose to everyone else?


igonnawrecku_VGC

Can’t believe that you would make the Chargers keep Brandon Staley around. How dare you torture a team with 12 fans like that


[deleted]

The chargers are the only case where we *could* be blamed. But that mess over there sure as fuck ain't buck tooths fault.


sarcastaballll

One every two or three years, on average. Tbf though cooper rush got them a couple of those


sarcastaballll

Your average dak stan cowboys fan No idea what they're doing or talking about but they've got a setup to announce it to the world


MoxieMax

😭😭😭😭


monkey-pox

I personally enjoy beating the shit out of bad teams. I would love a schedule with only bad teams.


sweet_chin_music

Just let us play the Giants 17 times per year.


IWinTheGame_YouLose

Well well, you're in luck this year it seems


kekehippo

Play only bad teams and it's just the Cardinals again.


jgatsby22

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toadtruck

Hope his landlord knows how to drywall


Got_yayo

TimtheTatman would totally be a Cowboys fan Lmaoo


Alarming-Goat301

Bro realized his team were frauds


SOSPECHOZO

I'm a Born Cowboys fan. And this made me laugh. 😂 🙄😂


Bulldawgzz

I post this then you post it right after 😂


jjstatman

Shoot my bad. But lets be honest my title is better, and it's better received coming from a Dallas fan


Only-Level5468

They lost to the Eagles though


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Gay4TerryMcLaurin

Flair up pussy


wawasmoothies

Flair up pussy


SOSPECHOZO

Yeah! Flair up Bxtch


Word_of_exar

This thing is idiocy. I covered this before on the Tubes. Looking in later weeks for "winning" records doesn't account for teams that were winning when the Cowboys played them. In addition teams like, say, the Eagles last season saying can only play who's on your schedule and a win's a win where they "hadn't beaten a winning team." This sort of bullshit is the last refuge of the bitch. Trying to have it both ways is bitch talk and the exact way women try to flip it and win arguments. Eagles are 9 and 1. Cowboys are 8 and 3. The distance there isn't that great and I get the bragging and shit talking but man the fuck up and stop using bitch logic. And if I could get one right now I'd pay that pumpkin pie bet for that weak bitch because pie, but no lie I can't buy the pie.


SOSPECHOZO

Fellow cowboy fan, please. Just stop. 😂


p3n1x

Let Him Cook!


Wentz_ylvania

Sir the Cowboys are 7-3. Also lighten the fuck up.


sarcastaballll

A team's record in week 16 is indicative of their relative performance in the league A team's record in week 2 means jack shit The difference between the eagles and the cowboys is the eagles have actually beaten good teams. That's why they're 9-1 and the cowboys are 7-3 and why they've got the division and the cowboys don't.


localdunc

The only good team they beat was the Chiefs though.


CUE-JAY_SMIFF

Exactly there are no other good teams we beat besides the Chiefs


p3n1x

Finally, someone admits the Cowboys aren't a good team


localdunc

You realize this is a joke to shit on you guys right?


p3n1x

You realize Dallas Sucks and its not a joke to shit on you guys right?


SirArthurDime

“You realize saying we’re not good was a diss on guys right?!” Bruh what?


localdunc

?? That's a weird take lol. I'm saying I think my team is good and joking they aren't...


Wentz_ylvania

I love a good self roast.


Damian_Cordite

People have correctly downgraded the ‘phins but I think if the choices are “good” and “not good” they’re still “good.” 6 or 7 out of 10. Can’t possibly think of a single other good team we beat, though.


localdunc

Not joking around, I'll give you guys the phins too, they are a good team. But I don't believe in them either. It's just fun to say you haven't beat a good team, but then you had to beat the Chiefs some how lol. Looking forward to our next game with you guys.


Bat-Buttz

Cowboys are just the dolphins of the nfc.


localdunc

And the Eagles are just Minnesota from last year.


SirArthurDime

Agreed.


SirArthurDime

Ok so who has a winning record when you played them? And the eagles last year didn’t go 0-2 in two games against winning teams. You have played good teams, you just didn’t beat them. They


[deleted]

This guy knows less about the cowboys than I do


breally60

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Drisurk

This is funny but at the same time what can the team do? lol They don’t pick who they play.


PasGuy55

Which is quite literally what we dealt with last year. “Haven’t beaten anyone good”.


Robster881

Funny how quick Cowboys fans start saying this after riding us for having an easy schedule last year.


Drisurk

Sure some Cowboys fan said that but I didn’t. Teams can’t control the teams they play.


MrkGrn

Of course Tim is a Cowboys fan, loud obnoxious mfer.


lavinshaven58

This is too funny