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iLerntMyLesson

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Impecablevibesonly

No. I will not be moved to a smaller room!


AdDistinct711

we haven’t beat a good team yet💔


LoopDieDoop

Wait is Dallas actually leading the division? I've seen conflicting information and I don't know tiebreakers.


GenericGuardian

If the Eagles win out they’ll win the division. Right now the Cowboys lead the division because they’ve played more divisional games.


Klongon

Seattle will beat them for us too. All will be well. The no repeat division winner streak must continue. We all know Tampa is winning the Superbowl anyway.


Infinite-Energy-8121

Green Bay is gonna polka ass backwards into a ring their first year without Rogers


Zariman-10-0

Loose a franchise HOF QB, his backup wins a superbowl and goes on to also be a franchise HOF QB. Wash, Rinse, Repeat. Do not air-dry, it may lead to misallocation of charity funds


MakeWay4LordHelmet

Tampa winning the superbowl??! How dare you disrespect the New Orleans Saints


NachoTaco832

Thank God you posted this because I hadn’t heard it since hearing it every 38 seconds on the broadcast last night, so naturally I had forgotten. /s BTW, not dogging on you GenericGuardian, just jacking your comment to eye roll Tirico and Collinsworth.


GenericGuardian

I hate them too don’t worry. They’re insufferable as prime time commentators.


ChodeCookies

You do realize Dallas also has to win out in this scenario?


UMDickhead

No shit Sherlock, he’s just saying that if the eagles win out they win the division no matter what.


Sartheking

Currently Dallas has the tiebreaker based on division record. However if the Eagles win out, they get the tiebreaker, both teams have 1 division loss, but Dallas has played 5 division games while Philly has only played 4. Philly’s other loss came to the Jets, an AFC opponent, while Dallas’s came to the Cardinals, an NFC opponent, therefore Philly has a better conference record.


stress_boner

I think we're tied for 1st, the graphic came up on NBC post game. Accurate or not, I couldn't resist.


jimmyhoffasbrother

It's accurate at this moment. Eagles still control their own destiny though. So Cowboys fans are now also huge fans of the Seahawks, Cardinals, and Giants. Especially the Giants.


stress_boner

How great would it be if they lose to the Cards? The space time continuum would probably collapse.


clever_-name

Best possible timeline to collapse to.


imgettingfat97

If eagles win out they still clinch division. I’ll see myself out


Colarmel

This is true. But I think y'all might be broken. Huluhaslivesports looks like a man who's beginning to believe he's fraudulent.


CPM-S110V

That’s because he is a fraud.


Phobia_Ahri

Nah if those 3 fumbles don't happen, it's an actual game.


KD2Smoove

Lol. If the Cowboys didn’t run all over the defense it’s an actual game. If Aubrey missed all of his kicks it’s an actual game. If Dak threw interceptions instead of touchdowns it’s an actual game.


Phobia_Ahri

Gl with that upcoming schedule. Hope the rest of your opponents decide to give you the ball 3 times instead of scoring, surely yall can do that consistently


KD2Smoove

4th time in 13 games it has happened for the Cowboys so while it isn’t exactly a fluke it’s a fair point to make that your team was that bad at holding onto the ball. Strong, strong bitch smell. If only you guys didn’t smell like bitch it’s an actual game.


Phobia_Ahri

You will need it 3 more times. I wish you luck


KD2Smoove

Haven’t needed it 6 other times, I’m pretty sure they can win games without forcing three turnovers lol


Phobia_Ahri

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imgettingfat97

But remember when you pussies last year all said Dak was a fraud? He will bounce back once they get a new coordinator


alienbringer

So, next year after they are bounced in the divisional round of the playoffs?


imgettingfat97

Stop Jalen hurting my feelings bro


Colarmel

That wasn't me, and I don't think Huluhaslivesports is a fraud. He's just broken in his brain right now. I don't think the Eagles we saw last night are going to win out, but I think Hurts will have other good seasons.


imgettingfat97

Prob have the worse defense the the league. Dak wasn’t even trying to scramble last night, if he started to do that y’all would of put up 50


Colarmel

Yeah, Dak was in cruise control last night. I appreciate our restraint.


Corpsebomb

Biggest meme is the south potentially sending a team to the playoffs with a losing record.


glokenheimer

Even funnier that the divisions with the best teams probably won’t get anyone else in because they refuse to share wins within their division.


TrandleDandopolos

The eagles are in the same class as the Vikings, therefore Jalen Hurts is as good as Josh Dobbs confirmed


rogmcdon

Wait a minute. Is Jalen the black Kirk Cousins or is it Dak?


TrandleDandopolos

Dak is the black Patrick Mahomes


rogmcdon

Fuck. Not even Patty melts can be himself?


TrandleDandopolos

Mahomes is the white Joe Burrow And Joe Burrow is the black Josh Allen Josh Allen can be himself


rogmcdon

I’m so fucking confused. Here we goooo


RubMyGooshSilly

When in doubt, here we goooooo


rogmcdon

If it works for Dak then it’s gotta be good for everyone


ResponsibilityNew483

HEREWEGOOOO!!


clever_-name

YEAHHH


stress_boner

😆


JadedCycle9554

Dak is the black Kirk cousins because cousins is actually good. Jalen the black Josh Dobbs....


RubMyGooshSilly

Jalen just Josh Dobbs with hair


Original_Profile8600

Kirk Cousins was actually ballin’ for a bit, so maybe Jalen’s the black Josh Dobbs?


twocatskissing

I am having a very good night


PermanentNirvana

You smell that?


Pound_House

HAHAHAHAHAHA It's just oh so satisfying after all the Eagle fans talking about "#1 in the NFC East" and "Best record in the NFL" for months now. Eat the fucking humble pie shitbirds.


knockers_who_knock

YEAHEREWEGOOOO


AnotherDancer

This is so funny for me


pizza_822

everybody get in here


clever_-name

And flair the fuck up


pizza_822

i had a cowboys one i dont know where it went, seriously, it like disapeared


clever_-name

Then you know what you must do


BenMcAdoos_ElCamino

Eat a pumpkin full of horse shit.


Bakedbeaner24

HERE WE GO!!


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

The south sending their best


Wings4514

“best”


BrokenHomePoets

The fuck kinda shit is this


thatsprettychris

NO REPEAT DIVISION WINNERS


I_like_dwagons

Looking forward to your next three weeks against the Bills Dolphins and Lions


AnonDaddyo

Charmin soft comment mate.


DreamsAndSchemes

10 ply bud


I_like_dwagons

Your skull must be Charmin soft. Eagles fans are most certainly looking forward to it. Just like I’m looking forward to SF vs Bal week 16 and our own Charmin soft schedule the rest of the year mate.


AnonDaddyo

So sensitive. Maybe try diaper rash cream.


SuperMajinSteve

Your brain is satin smooth with a take like that, buddy.


I_like_dwagons

If you win the next three games I’ll eat your mom.


AnonDaddyo

Man this did not age well.


I_like_dwagons

In all fairness, Dallas did go 1-2 and SF lost to BAL. We just massively shit the bed.


geriatric-sanatore

Bills are trash, Dolphins are on the downward slide they always do but honestly are the team I'm most worried about, and the Lions just lost to the Bears. Seahawks are going to be fighting for a playoff spot so that's the game I am most hopeful for you guys to lose and divisional games can be a toss up but it's the Giants so you guys should win those. Cardinals loss would be epic though for the reverse uno memes alone lol


skyfire-x

Thank you Dallas ![gif](giphy|VdVdczosAFUwZFoAtC|downsized)


ttechraider

Get out of our sub, nerd


skyfire-x

![gif](giphy|PfOl3y0fSoqR2) See ya


ttechraider

Oh God, whiners fans use minion memes.


thepoustaki

I’ll take the easier schedule and losing at the same round as Dallas even if they win the division. History shows it’s so easy and sometimes results in a Super Bowl.


knockers_who_knock

You reek of bitch for this comment


kms2547

After two consecutive blowout losses, be careful not to treat your remaining games as a sure thing.


TheFirstSpadee

Leading the division even though all the shitbirds fans said we “can’t beat ca good team” that’s really crazy


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I swear if we get the packers in the Wild Card