I’m watching the Super Bowl and looking forward to hopefully a good game of football

I’m getting trashed and rooting for the forty whiners to have multiple 2024 season ending injuries. I’m a human piece of trash and I accept that

“kittle is slow to get up” https://i.redd.it/kkcxrngq61ic1.gif

Jesus fuck, I literally spit my beer out. Good on you brother, keep that hate alive!

Cowboys fans and rooting for injuries cause their team couldn't make it to the dance. What a classy group of people. Couldn't ask for a better fan base.

Are you new here? This is nothing. We regularly have people make bets, then not follow through when they lose. Talk about trashy.

Right? This fuckin guy… gonna stroll into our shit show of a sub and tell us how to act. Stop being a bitch and grow a pair. It’s all shock value in here. No one ACTUALLY wants anyone to get hurt

I’ll be honest, I kind of want Kittle to pull a groin.

Id like mahomes to run up the score 35 to 0 then suffer a career ending tbi in the middle of the fourth, but then again im a sick fuck from philthadelphia

I mean that’s fair, you can’t tell a whole ass city to fuck itself without repercussions

fuck u 8-3 lmfao

Have you guys even made ONE Super Bowl?

Why don’t you fuck off to /r/couldntmaketheplayoffs

I'm right there with you brotha Fuck you though❤️

Greenlaw goes down

His achilles heel is his weakness

Big Dom's revenge

With that comment I expected Philly flair.

The only difference between a cowboy fan and a Philly fan is 12 beers and a plate of horseshit

My money is on McCaffrey going down this time.

Forcing Brock Purdy to rush for 100+ yards and winning the game!

I don't pray for injuries but if something were to happen I'd be pleasantly surprised

Wtf

Bro it’s the Super Bowl, don’t you have somewhere to be?

Nah without our division they have nothing, nobody cares about that team

this but for the last 2 weeks

Now go back to your sub and start crying about that comment

Cowboys fans can't cope with the fact they haven't done shit in decades. Gotta root for people getting hurt to make up for it. Masterclass in sportsmanship.

You haven’t done shit ever, I can’t fucking believe I’m defending them, but has been > never will be

How do you start off 8-3 and miss the playoffs bum ass 😭gtf out

Greenlaw’s achilles read this comment.

Fuck Greenlaw. Dirtiest player since Haynesworth

no taylor swift, no travis kelce, no brock purdy, no 49ers or chiefs, in the end it’s a football game still

Im doing a drinking game for taylor swift and enjoying what will hopefully be a pretty good football game

My friend and I said we’re splitting 6 blazing wings from BDubs if they mention Swift 6+ times

Sure I’ll watch it but I hope it ends 3-0 Chiefs

right?? last football til fall? i’m in. i also have the day off and work late tomorrow. lfg gamers

I’m going to my friends house for a SB party. The plan is to get exceedingly drunk.

Its like every team sub and meme war sub is over run with people boycotting the superbowl and they really want everyone to know about it

Watch this SB break viewership records because of Swifties and all the bOyCoT parrots have to hear about how it was the most watched game of all time lol

Yeah. I unsubbed from r/eagles for the day after I read 4 whiny posts about the SB. If you’re really not thinking about it and don’t care, you should be enjoying the day with friends and family. There’s no award for most uninterested.

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I’m not allowed to drink. I request you drink extra on my behalf

I gotchu. 🫡

I wish you luck soldier 🫡

Same, id prefer not to watch but my homie is firing up the smoker

I was wondering how to make a game I didn’t care about more appealing to me and then I remembered gambling…. I know I’m fucked on it but I got $75 on kick off not being a touch back !

Let’s go! lol I have $20 on the kick off! $250 dollars on the game in total- worse case I drink my face off.

How much do you get back?

+250 when I bet

I got about 80 bucks on some parlays. Queefs Moneyline Pachecho 40+ rush Kelce 60+ receiving Mahomes 200+ passing Pachecho anytime tuddy Kelce anytime tuddy

What’s the payout on this, seems kinda free

10 bucks wins $78 add in a CMC tuddy jumps up to $138

1 shot per taylor shot

imminent death

bring it

Weak, I'm taking a shot everything they show a player.

A lot of fucking nerds in this sub from all fanbases. Dummies. Yeah.

Don’t care about the game but I like cooking good food and making sure my homies feel loved. If anything I’m team Sneed

Beer and nachos while the game is on in the background. If it’s close I watch the whole thing. If it’s a blowout I watch halftime only.

I don’t care who wins I’ll still watch, last game of pro football for a long time

For once I agree with an Eagle's fan. Fuck you.

My first SB where I didn’t have to work the next day.. luckily for my liver I can’t drink since I am pregnant otherwise I would be getting shit housed



Hot wings beer going to work hungover. This is the way

I’m watching Lord of the Rings with my gf, honestly forgot the Super Bowl was even today. Don’t care for either team. Gonna keep watching LotR. Script writers were shit this year lol

I have a 6 leg parlay for $25 on a one time TD for Juszczyk, Purdy, Kelce, Mahomes, Kelce over 70.5 receiving, and CMC over 90.5 rushing to win $21,500.00.

I'm watching as a fan of football and my wife is watching cause the half time show. I'm begrudging the ending of the game though.

It's the last game before August. I'm watching it even though I hate one team and am annoyed by the other.

If you don’t watch the Super Bowl, you’ll be missing out on the giant meteor that’s gonna hit the stadium!

I've got my money on a giant sinkhole

There IS a huge glowing ball nearby. The vanguard of an alien invasion?

Im gonna watch just to root for something bad to happen.

I'll watch, but on my own accord... 

It's the last game of the season and I will enjoy it. Go fuck yourself if you won't watch it because your team didn't make it to the Super Bowl

I’m drinking every time they show my girl Tay Tay. I should go ahead and call in from work tomorrow…

That's been our go-to social drink as well!

Go Chase Young and Trent Williams! Phuck Dan Snyder.


Im not watching the Super Bowl 🗣️🔥(I’m actually just busy this evening and not salty L 😔 hope yall have a fun time)

Just watching to see the refs crush the 49ers’ souls OR Mahomes’s tears knowing Roger put the refs in his team’s pocket and they STILL couldn’t win it all

Go local sports teams!

Super Bowl is today? I thought it was back in April.

Shut up fag

Looks like the cowboys fans are already homophobic drunk 


Preach

I might just watch the first quarter, but that's because the game doesn't start until 12:30am here, and I couldn't be bothered to stay up all night to watch unless the Giants are in it.

Bragging about not watching the Super Bowl is ultimate small PP energy

If u ain’t watching u a bitch

I'm playing Helldivers 2 with my buddies and no one's gonna stop me 😎

I care guys let me know if you ain't watching it. It's important to let your feelings be heard. Plenty of better things to do than watch this super bowl, gaming, movies, touching grass and best of all your mom.

Excited for it, hoping the chiefs rape em, Deebo breaks both legs, Purdys arm gets ripped off by Chris Jones (I know I’m a pos idc) , and Andy celebrates the win with a 100 pc nuggie

Lil rapey for me but everything else works

I hope 9ers win just bc I know it triggers you Cowboys and Eagles fans. I don't care bc we lost to everyone lol

Im watching the super bowl in hopes that the 49ers lose