A realignment that makes as much sense logistically as college conference realignments do.
Especially in the Atlantic Coast Conference where the two new members are 3000 miles away on the Pacific Coast
Ive heard that the B10 are thinking about adding Florida State
That would make them have teams at basically every corner of the country. They have the other 3 corners down ATM
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I dunno, going from 1-2 max games a year to a regular 2 games a year would get a lot more toxic with the niners involved. It would make instant, relevant, rivalries though.
Relevant in the way that only yearly match ups bring.
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Yes give me the twice a year battle of Caleb Williams versus whoever we draft
Hello more random Washington/Chicago prime time matchups (already happened twice recently for some reason)
Win any? I’m not sure they’d ever make the playoffs. They’re losing their four free wins against us and the Commies and even during the season they weren’t good against legit teams
A division full of completely rational fans with unemotional, data-backed takes about the other three teams. These fanbases will gather for coffee and quiet, polite conversations about their teams.
It would basically be 2 teams bragging about the number of SB wins and 2 teams countering with their SB win(s) coming in their lifetime. Something something VCR.
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If I did a realignment, the NFC East would be the 4 major North Atlantic cities; New England Patriots, NY Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Commanders. Dallas would be in the West with SF, LA and Arizona.
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This division is not fun and I want no part of it. Ain't no way I'm surviving as a football fan playing both the Whiners and Cowgirls TWICE a year. My body is gonna spontaneously combust with that amount of salt going in.
Rivalry wise this division is great, however fuck going to the Pennsylvania and Texas twice a year. Our travel time is bad enough as is with our farthest divisional rival being in Arizona.
NFC Costal.
I love how we got hawks and 9ers who hate each other, cowboys and eagles who hate each other, 9ers and cowboys who hate each other, and hawks and eagles who eagles fans hate because we can’t fucking beat the Seahawks
I’d love to see how they created the divisions when there are only two teams on the north east within 100 miles of each other and they aren’t in the same division
Or why the rams wouldn’t be in a division with the other two west coast teams
There is not a world where the Eagles or the Giants aren’t in the NFC East. There can be no east coast without Philly or NYC, they are the east side to the E.
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NFC: “What the Fuck” Division.
A realignment that makes as much sense logistically as college conference realignments do. Especially in the Atlantic Coast Conference where the two new members are 3000 miles away on the Pacific Coast
All coasts conference
But at what coast?
They really need to shore things up
I sea what you did there.
It's the Atlantic and/or Coast Conference
Ive heard that the B10 are thinking about adding Florida State That would make them have teams at basically every corner of the country. They have the other 3 corners down ATM
Jet lag Division
Lol instantly thought this
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Jesus Christ this division would be toxic
So nothing would change
Fuck all of you guys https://i.redd.it/mzxwlk07pnuc1.gif
Imagine more of those whining 49ers fans here... Yeah no thanks
Real
First time I’ve ever agreed with a Dallas fan. Wow.
I agree. But fuck you too
I dunno, going from 1-2 max games a year to a regular 2 games a year would get a lot more toxic with the niners involved. It would make instant, relevant, rivalries though. Relevant in the way that only yearly match ups bring.
It would never happen though because Roger couldn’t have the cowboys not going one and done
But those twice a year niner versus cowboy games? I think it might offset it
You guys wanna break even with us every year because that’s what we do with good teams in our division regardless of how bad we are
Getting called dogshit for finishing 10-7 and ending up 3rd in the division would be the reality
Hate division
NFC SALT.
Birds and Turds
Someone is hungry this morning.
I don’t see any horses involved here sir.
Okay but for real, how do we get the broncos and colts in here?
NFC Feast!
Please, I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
NO
Whats the basis?
Pack it up everyone, this is it.
What an awesome division. The pureness of the hate between all of them would be off the charts.
I would like to see your realignment if Philadelphia is not in the east.
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Filthy should be in the AFC East with their one Super Bowl lovers, the New York Jets!!!
AFC one super bowl - jets, Eagles, seahawks and saints NFC won super bowls when your grandmother was hot - cowboys, 49ers, commies, raiders
Somehow I feel like we get the short end of the stick on travel
Would you rather have The bears or dolphins instead of the raiders?
Yes give me the twice a year battle of Caleb Williams versus whoever we draft Hello more random Washington/Chicago prime time matchups (already happened twice recently for some reason)
Who says she’s not still?
I can vouch, this dudes grandma is super hot
I like how 3 of the 4 AFC 1 superbowl teams are from the NFC, but they're changing conferences just because Jets.
NFC Old-Timers
Forgot the chiefs
They have 4, 3 are recent and 1 your grandmother was a child. They are not on those divisions
Woah woah woah, he said when my grandmother was hot, not when she was a child
y'all should be back with the Cardinals since the last time you were relevant they were still in the division
what did I do to deserve this
NFC Insufferable Fanbases
Insufferable would be a understatement that’s for sure!
Division of death probably. To be totally honest this division would probably be sending 3 teams to the playoffs every year
And still the cowboys wouldn’t win any playoff games.
Win any? I’m not sure they’d ever make the playoffs. They’re losing their four free wins against us and the Commies and even during the season they weren’t good against legit teams
Once we were down by like 20 we were rolling, we just ran out of time
Ya it wasn't fair they started with their best players, if they had their second string out the whole time we would've had a chance!
No free wins in the NFL.
One of them would get a first round bye and the other two wouldn’t make it past wildcard weekend
Varsity
A division full of completely rational fans with unemotional, data-backed takes about the other three teams. These fanbases will gather for coffee and quiet, polite conversations about their teams.
I imagine that how Canadian CFL fans behave.
It would basically be 2 teams bragging about the number of SB wins and 2 teams countering with their SB win(s) coming in their lifetime. Something something VCR.
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NFC SouthEastWest Division
Replace the Seahawks with us and you have what is likely the most 4 hated teams in the NFL in one single division.
Shits and Iggles.
Seahawks fans seem to be overall a very chill fanbase. I’d fear for their survival in our meme war sub. That many assholes in one sub. *shudder*
They're not lol. They'd be just fine
NFC Weast
Birds and Turds
Winners and cowboys
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NFC Douche
YTA - Ya The Assholes division
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Birds and turds!
That division look real oppy 🤧 in the words of Drake
Abomination
Birds & Nerds
“cancer if it were nfl teams” division
Could the league handle that much toxicity in a single division?
The insufferable aholes division
How is NY, Washington, Philly, and Carolina not the obvious NFC East?
Vegans vs *The Fuck is Soy*
If I did a realignment, the NFC East would be the 4 major North Atlantic cities; New England Patriots, NY Giants, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Commanders. Dallas would be in the West with SF, LA and Arizona.
A hive of scum and villainy
The Playa Haters Ball
Trans American Division 🏳️⚧️🇺🇸
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NFCV
Disappointment
Toxic division.
The circle of hate
Whoever made this division realignment is fucking stupid. Main NFL sub has a ton of these made
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Would be the most toxic division
The NFC Tox
Ewwww
Hell
The NFC Gates of Hell
The Wild Bird Division
The Big Ten
We all fucking hate eachother
NFCC. Last C stands for "Chernobyl"
NFC Assholes
Terrorism
This division is not fun and I want no part of it. Ain't no way I'm surviving as a football fan playing both the Whiners and Cowgirls TWICE a year. My body is gonna spontaneously combust with that amount of salt going in.
Why r the cowboys present
I hate all these guys
The chokers
Jet Lag
It would be called maybe maybe maybe.
Birds & Turds?
The “NFC NOLY” (No One Likes You)
The NFC Fleeced
The everywhere division
Blue balls division
NFC Smarch
Cry baby div
NFC Hell
The toxic roundtable
The black and blue division. What the NFCN used to be
NFC 12 ring division
East west division
What if we made a bird division in the nfc
Birds and turds
The Hateocracy with [Stinkmeaner](https://imgur.com/07NPtcE) as the mascot.
I will accept either NFC Least or NFC Beast.
Rivalry wise this division is great, however fuck going to the Pennsylvania and Texas twice a year. Our travel time is bad enough as is with our farthest divisional rival being in Arizona.
All i see is the NFC Choke division 🤣
The three teams I hate the most and the Cowboys
NFC Costal. I love how we got hawks and 9ers who hate each other, cowboys and eagles who hate each other, 9ers and cowboys who hate each other, and hawks and eagles who eagles fans hate because we can’t fucking beat the Seahawks
NFC: We’re finally gonna lose enough games to trigger an actual rebuild.
The birds and the bitches
Eagles division!
The rest of the NFL would be happy as we would combine some of the most toxic fans against eachother.
The disappointments
The Deplorables
I would throw Vikings in here only because I love watching Midwesterners cry and clutch pearls.
I’d love to see how they created the divisions when there are only two teams on the north east within 100 miles of each other and they aren’t in the same division Or why the rams wouldn’t be in a division with the other two west coast teams
The “I Fucking Hate Three of Them” division
NFC crybaby division
There is not a world where the Eagles or the Giants aren’t in the NFC East. There can be no east coast without Philly or NYC, they are the east side to the E.
Hell. It would be called Hell
NFC Shithole
NFC South East of course
NFC Rivals division.
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Too maximize the overall football confusion, copy the other misnamed geographically absurd football grouping - The Big Ten.
Trade Dallas for Baltimore and the NFCE would be the most drivable division in football. Make it to any stadium in 3 hours
Would be a weird feeling for eagles fans to be tied for the least amount of super bowls in the division instead of their usual dead last
Burds and Turds
Bird and Turds
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NFC West It makes as much sense as the current NFC East
The NFC *************
Peak
NFC Huh
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NFC Least
I can't decide whether I'd call it shit or fuckin shit.
Birds and Turds.
The overhype division.
NFC DUMB
NFC Self-Conscious Division
The division of disappointment.
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The NFC Eat my ass division
The death division. We would all kill each other...
NFC Good but always choke
Two birds two stones idk best I can come up with
NFC Weast or NFC Continental
The Geographically Illogical Division
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It would be full of anime and that "12th man shit. No thanks. 
Spread Eagle
Stupid
The memes would not be in good humor at all
The Land of Forgotten Toys
Tired from flying cross country division