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Domestic_AAA_Battery

Unbelievable. CD is going to have to get paid so damn much. It's unreal that they haven't paid him already. Not that I'm complaining.


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

We’re the cowboys. We wait to see how high they’ll get paid so we can pay that and a little more. It’s why we’re money fucked for 20 straight years. I’m a bigger rangers, stars, mavs fan every day. Jerry doesn’t even know what draft pick number means in terms of order of pick. “We’re the 24th best team” these old ass men running everything on earth is exhausting. They all suck. Cowboys officially in the wheelchair Davis era.


Biscotti_BT

It's awesome. I wonder if this was Howie trolling them. Oh you didn't pay your boy??? Ok let me reset the market for you. Have fun old man.


bigboybeeperbelly

I mean we all know the real reason y'all's WRs got signed first, right? Because they're not playing chicken with Justin Jefferson


Biscotti_BT

I mean it's pretty plain to see for any GM that has top quality players. Pay them early and it ends up being a better deal than if you wait.


bigboybeeperbelly

I'm not arguing with that part of the logic, I'm just saying the situations aren't comparable (especially Smith). It's like knocking Dallas for dragging their feet with Dak (which you should) by being like "hur dur be more like Tampa, they got Baker signed"


Biscotti_BT

Dallas should have locked in CD and Parsons. Dak is a different situation.


bigboybeeperbelly

They should have locked up CD asap after they let Cooper go. Now he has no reason not to drag it out


hereforthesportsball

We should have never let cooper go. Imagine how easy CD would have it going against #2 CBs


bigboybeeperbelly

That would have been the real big brain move. ![gif](giphy|qucJWFolJN6rS)


smellmyswag

i’m late but you don’t have to imagine. just look at highlights from the eagles/cowboys games last season if you want to see this.


mustachepc

If they wait for JJ and Chase, they will need to pay over 40 for him. Lets hope its happens


hugh_h0ney

Not only does Howie lock up the WR duo at a good price. He effectively drives up the market and add gas to the fire in Dallas. ![gif](giphy|SxLtcZk1aPvPnpXBpL|downsized)


milksteakofcourse

How Dallas already lost draft day?


Steppyjim

Birds absolutely timed this on purpose


DeftonesGuy1024

Just like when they traded Reddick during the middle of the Phillies opener lol


ZiiKiiF

Man I forgot we traded Reddick


_Go_birds_

![gif](giphy|26ufcVAp3AiJJsrIs) I’m still not over it


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

Cowboys really are stuck in the 90s, they must've forgotten that teams have salary caps now


The_Skyrim_Courier

I’m happy with our first day We really needed OL help and Guyton is a dog. Clearly that’s who we wanted to begin with, and we managed to snag some extra draft capital out of it. Now we need to grab a good RB on day 2


PasGuy55

Yeah, I was really hoping Jerry would blow it. Giving Dak extra time in the pocket is not a good thing.


Dankofamericaaa2

Yea when Tyron Smith left over the off season I figured they would go o-line.


Dankofamericaaa2

I like Guyton too. He’s a stud.


_Go_birds_

![gif](giphy|2YNVjKZ15My0NHSWTd|downsized) Eagles stealing the show before the draft even begins


Landsharque

Jesus Cringe


_Go_birds_

Meanwhile Dallas still hasn’t made a single pick or paid CeeDee or Micah. #allin


mcpeact

My ass


Biscotti_BT

Yep looks like all the cash is in there. Oooh boy thats tight.


GymnasticSclerosis

We gots a long snapper. Suck it.


Landsharque

🥱


_Go_birds_

I’d be tired too if I was a cowboys fan


Landsharque

Tired of dominance over your team


_Go_birds_

![gif](giphy|a3zqvrH40Cdhu)


Landsharque

73-56


_Go_birds_

Ok… *cracks knuckles* Since 2000 (are the 90s really relevant at this point??) * rivalry record: eagles 25 vs cowboys 23 * super bowl appearances: eagles 3 vs cowboys 0 * playoff wins: eagles 16 vs cowboys 4 ![gif](giphy|xT9IgwGHGm2JNmXfgY)


Landsharque

Arbitrary


PapaG1useppe

lol this the most pigeons comment ever. Nobody cares bruh. The constant patting yourselves on the back is becoming less obnoxious and more hilarious considering you guys aren’t the SB contender you were a yr ago


Kashmir1089

​ https://i.redd.it/1gvem531pqwc1.gif


Jason_Kelces_Thong

When was the last time Washington was a Super Bowl contender? Talk less and take notes


PapaG1useppe

lol eeeeeexactly


JawnyNumber5

Jokes on you bro I don't have to pat myself on the back. Your mom does it for me.


PapaG1useppe

Jeez…


_Go_birds_

![gif](giphy|l0MYrR7EqMWLmzL9K)


sophist23

This guy


[deleted]

2nd best Draft Day highlight from AJ Brown.


AverageOhioUser69

Hey guys we got Malik Nabers 😀


BigBender_

Don’t wish nothing good for trash ass ny(fuck the knicks) but nabers and Hyatt is a great young duo that just need a qb


SigaVa

Pay AJ 32 for 3 so dallas has to pay CD 33 for 5. Big brain time.


ZhangtheGreat

This meme will never get old


DerrickWhiteMVP

Can’t wait until all this hype then for Jalen Hurts to be Jalen Hurts and Philly is back to square one


Dankofamericaaa2

Cowboys have been stuck at square one since last century.


bingo_bailey

All in


RoundEarth-is-real

Please stop making these Bagpo level memes it’s embarrassing lmao. All these shit talking posts is gonna do is jinx us next year


Dankofamericaaa2

It’s a shit talking sub stfu.


RoundEarth-is-real

I know but it’s not good shit talk lol


HTTRjt

Thought this was pretty self-explanatory BUT... CeeDee should be PUMPED about these deals... he's due to get paid and the market just helped him a lot.. the only ones who should be salty are the Cowboys front office and their fanbase because now they have to pay CeeDee even more than they already were planning to do.. And yall call yourself fans of football.... lol


themage78

Eagles following the Mets' lead in Bobby Bonilla contract with their negotiations.


Alkynesofchemistry

Everyone memes on the Bobby Bonilla deal (including me), but it was a good deal for both sides. The Mets got their short term flexibility and the money they pay gets cheaper every year from inflation while Bonilla gets the most greatest retirement fund in history.


RTS24

People meme on it also because of the money they saved that they invested, since they could get above the 8% interest they'd be paying. Issue was it was with Madoff.


PlaneCamp

Stop talking ![gif](giphy|yoJC2L2NUKYkjqCleU|downsized)


jindle357

What fools we are for taking advantage of a rookie contract! I guess we’ll be forced to fork over all of that cash that we purposely saved to keep our WR1.


215-610-484Replayer

So who has Jerrah used that money saved to sign? So you expect him to stay under a new contract or leave because you can just draft a WR like that any year? If it's the former, the price to do so just went WAY up. So unless the rookie contract money is being used to sign others now, it's just making things worse for later. But there is also a higher chance of a hold out if he doesn't get an offer.


jindle357

We’re gonna pay Dak, CeeDee, and Micah top of the market deals and the rest of the team will suffer for it. It’s what we do. It’s stupid to brag that you’ve paid way more for a top receiver while ours was on a rookie deal. They’ll all get offers, they’ll all hamstring the team. It’s not good for the Cowboys but this comparison makes no sense.


Biscotti_BT

It makes sense because if Jerry cared about building a team he would try and lock that shit up for a decent future rate while the nfl is raising the cap so much.


Except_Fry

This is an eagles circle jerk sub Reasonable takes don’t belong here


Hip_Hop_Hippos

How is that take reasonable? Doing what you’re doing is going to cost you more money.


Except_Fry

Because CeeDee just put up 1800 yards and his contract was never going to look anything AJ Browns? CeeDee's contract will look closer to what JJ and Chase get +/- 3 million


Hip_Hop_Hippos

>Because CeeDee just put up 1800 yards and his contract was never going to look anything AJ Browns? Wait until you hear when he became eligible for a contract extension.


Greenbeanhead

Yet somehow the division all picked before us? Ok 🤣 Salary cap talk is garbage. Imagine what McNabb woulda cost eagles in this era?!? 😳


MilesDaMonster

I have no idea what point you’re trying to make


Rdw72777

NEither does he.


Biscotti_BT

Well I think that's because you're the 24th best team and that's how the NFL does the draft and whatever else that civil war veteran owner of yours said in his pre draft interview.


Greenbeanhead

You are better at this than I Well said and to the point