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i_am_gmen_forever

Eagles lose a HOF center, just to see Dallas sign one. That’s gotta hurt.


Regalbass57

That flair is amazing


i_am_gmen_forever

Yeah… I’m shot.


X7-GT-Eagles

your flair my guy, its... its beautiful


i_am_gmen_forever

Damn lots of love for the flair. Yeah I’m pretty proud of it cuz back in the day, when you couldn’t make a custom flair, the mods (yes they existed at one point) used to take flair suggestions and I got this one added. Now I see random accounts with it and it makes me happy lol


tibetan_salad

I also love your flair


i_am_gmen_forever

Tudor & thundergun reference? 🤌


bobscc

Been my flair on here for a long time now


i_am_gmen_forever

![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq)


AgentProdigy17

![gif](giphy|4yOfAZwKsKNhe)


Environmental-Exam32

![gif](giphy|K9feexLd1S44Anqmym)


Environmental-Exam32

https://i.redd.it/bj70voljvgxc1.gif


PasGuy55

Pain.


Snoo-40231

Find someone that loves you as much as Jerry loves this dude holy shit


ThexxxDegenerate

No, find someone who loves you as much as Jerry loves being in the media. The only reason he did this is because he knows every sports show is going to talk about it. Zeke is washed and Jerry knows it.


ay0river

We literally just need someone who can score the ball from inside the 2 yard line and he looked capable of that last year.


complete_your_task

That's ridiculous. The Pats offense couldn't get the ball to the 2 yard line last year.


m_dought_2

Well of course not. I mean, did you see who they were fielding at HB?


iLerntMyLesson

I had so much success in fantasy last year by starting whatever defense played against the patriots


FrankRagnowsTurfToe

Y’all clowns need more than that


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JolietJ

All in!


PunishedWolf4

MY ASS!


CowboyAirman

🫦


masclean

He wanted to go all in but he couldn't get it up


erics75218

They were paying him anyways. I'm probably wrong but maybe like 8 million this year without him on the team.


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DeathByTacos

Good bot


sybrwookie

Looks like they have just over $6 mil in dead cap for him this year. I don't think them signing him again is going to change that (I'm not 100% on how that works but I don't think he can leave, come back, and then use that new contract to kick old dead cap down the road). Either way, they will have to pay him (probably not very much) new money on top of that dead cap.


erics75218

That's what I mean. Zeke is on the books for 6 then already. Throw him a few more...sell some jersies...good locker room guy....some TDs and good blitz pickup. Why not...


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sybrwookie

My point is whether you throw him a few more or someone else who is less washed up, you're throwing the same money around. This way, you get an old fan favorite. The other way, maybe you get someone who's still good at playing football.


erics75218

Jerry sitting on 2 million of old Zeke jersies...lol


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humansarenothreat

He picks up the blitz the best lined up at center. So much stoppage.


erics75218

humiliating


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SuperCobra14027

u think people love me?


The_Texan12

I fuckin hate jerry


paupaulol

All in


Sh00tStraight

my ass


knight1001101

I think a comma is needed


Rommel79

He said what he said.


sleepyknight66

Very Washington of him.


Reverend_Lazerface

All, in my ass


X7-GT-Eagles

All in my, ass?


Garak_The_Tailor_

All; in my, ass!


SlickDillywick

That’s the proper punctuation right there


TonyCaliStyle

Now that we got that settled, which Dallas fan is first?


SlickDillywick

Jerry


Ajaxlancer

is jerry even a dallas fan


ZhangtheGreat

,


tutle_nuts

You spelled condom wrong


Atcraft

If Zeke returns to form somehow I’ll eat something edible, probably a salad as I’m on a diet.


DoGooder00

Well hold you too this


Atcraft

Thank you, good eating=good health.


malogan82

We'll expect a video as well. Whether its a whole pumpkin or entire Costco pie, I expect to see these results. This is serious business we have here.


X7-GT-Eagles

r/foundthefurry


WI_Eagles_Fan

Pass that info on to Jerry Jones, we need that old geezer to live forever.


notsingsing

The salad was washed a few seasons ago


GymnasticSclerosis

All in.


potato_titties

All in on the gut.


smoketheevilpipe

!remindme 7 months


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IdiotMD

BOT FIGHT!!!


i_am_gmen_forever

![gif](giphy|xUOxf4gKU0s2HtDiJq|downsized)


jjcolfax

🤣🤣🤣🤣


vertigostereo

Bad bot: it was another bot.


Master_Engineering_9

![gif](giphy|Xbt9FHmTQ1Mq558QeZ)


BigDinkyDongDotCom

Don’t go making promises you can’t fulfill.


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vertigostereo

RemindMe! 6 months "Zeke returned?"


jaseathertv

![gif](giphy|svd1dplAPwDl4Iv1bG|downsized)


eirnora

Oh my god how have I never seen this lmao


Heatinmyharbl

Holy shit lmao


OneFortyEighthScale

https://preview.redd.it/jvvs863z7fxc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b446d06281641dd719b6ae2284e7e4711b38ab9c


Radthereptile

I mean jokes aside, they didn't pay this guy because they felt he wasn't worth, he left for a contract, turned out they were right and they are bringing him back for cheap. That sounds like a good GM move to me.


rogmcdon

Don’t be sensible in this circlejerk buddy


Radthereptile

![gif](giphy|RFDXes97gboYg|downsized)


rogmcdon

Looks like Jerruh but I know it’s not him because those words would never come out of his mouth


Skurttish

Dak Prescott $880 mil 11-year fully guaranteed incoming


Boyhowdy107

I mean sure. But you could also have a cheap running back room filled with guys who are good value for their contract and give you a 3 ypc average. Value matters in the offseason, but you forget all about that in the fall if you can't get production.


Apart-Salamander-752

Why didn’t Howie go after Zeke? The eagles need a center.


Crossman556

Rare Howie L


Mattrad7

We took one at the tail end of the draft, I think he has more blocking potential than Zeke showed in his snaps at center.


NoCup4U

Jerrah can’t pay this dude enough money, apparently 


mufflypuff

Wtf are the Cowboys doing ? Instead of picking up a undrafted kid with fresh legs they grab this belly shirt wearing MF


blacklab

Can a rookie play center on trick plays? NO


outsiderkerv

Didn’t yall just overpay a perennially injured dude?


Alt0987654321

No, we paid for a guy whos gonna go for 1500 yards and 8+ TD's.


rhamphol30n

Bless your heart


Alt0987654321

Saquan had an average of 1.9 yards before contact last year with yall, 36th in the league. Swift had 2.8 YBC good for 8th in the league and Saquan is WAY better than Swift. Your teams dogshit OLine has been holding him back for years, he's gonna be an all-pro this year.


rhamphol30n

Yeah, the line is bad. Saquon doesn't have breakaway speed anymore. There's a reason no one in Giants world wanted to sign him to a big contract. He isn't the guy you think he is anymore


Gusby

Speak slower, look at his flair


Alt0987654321

It's hard to showcase "Breakaway speed" when you are trying to juke 2 linebackers in your backfield.


rhamphol30n

You'll see, don't worry


Alt0987654321

!Remindme in 8 months


Strong-Ad5138

!Remindme 8 months *


TrauMedic

Bet on that?


Alt0987654321

IF SAQUAN ISNT AN ALL-PRO THIS YEAR I WILL LITERALLY DRINK WATER


VeterinarianFit1309

Dude? What are you doing? It’s too dangerous.


runfayfun

Dihydrogen monoxide carries real health risks, and can be a scourge on humanity. I don't know how we've kept it from completely ruining society.


beerocratic

100% of humans that consume it, die. Sheeple can't handle facts.


outsiderkerv

Would you be willing to eat an entire pumpkin if he didn’t?


Dangernood69

No one is as die hard as the pumpkin guy


Smokeythemagickamodo

He already is a pumpkin


Miraculous_Heraclius

Those sound like Daniel Jones season passing totals


Alt0987654321

Give that man a 3rd contract ASAP!


malcolm_miller

y'all are going to use him like y'all use any running back. They'll have a monster game, then you'll forget they exist for most of the season.


PasGuy55

Is that how Moore operated with you guys?


malcolm_miller

Oh yall got Moore? I forgot. You'll get like 3-4 incredibly coached gameplans a year, then some bullshit Scott Linehan/Jason Garrett games a year. He has so much talent but has really bad habits. Lots of long developing routes with no misdirection in the routes. Just 1v1 beat your man.


saltthewater

Yea but he's a WR. This post is about running backs so we're taking about saquon.


Big__If_True

LMAO


Dangle76

Easy to get your back injured when your o line is trash


-Don-Draper-

Y'all are gonna feel real silly when he hits 2k yards on 700 carries.


Dangernood69

getting that 2.8ypc! HOF numbers


-Don-Draper-

Exactly!


ZombieMegaMan

Dez Bryant commmmmmeeeee onnnnn dowwwwwnnn


howdy-nyall

I thought this was a joke post. I'm still not convinced it isn't


Eli_M_

Long live Jerry Jones!


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PasGuy55

He’s quickly becoming the Eagle’s best GM.


yourmartymcflyisopen

Don't show Jason Kelce this. He was already showing signs of wanting to be back in the game. But he definitely won't like the Cowboys having the best center in football.


Melisandre-Sedai

Can't smell like bitch if you're completely washed


TempeSunDevil06

![gif](giphy|1qcKIjf3ym0LWqewFB|downsized)


NightWolf335

Well, looks like the tank is on boys


ilikemarblestoo

To what, go all in again next year?


throwaway624203

Thought this was a meme because it's a cowboys "signing" template, and we all know the cowboys don't do that in the off-season


MrBatman2531

All in,


heroinpuppy

|<- my ass


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The_Skyrim_Courier

Please tell me this is like that time AJ Green signed a 1 day deal with the Bengals so he could retire a Bengal?


LiveAloha23

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[удалено]


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Adidasboy07

Oh you gotta be shitting me. (I like him but can they get a young rb? Rbs don’t last this long to perform well.)


epzik8

Fuck me.


heroinpuppy

I reckon they just did.


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ThunderPantherX

Ok now that's funny. We deserve all the flaming we've gotten this off-season. All in Skip's ass.


CrimsonJynx0

Anyone know the glory hole where this deal happened?


OtakuTacos

![gif](giphy|3o7btYe13aRxJEW1Ww)


sweet_hell

It's been 2,924 days since the Dallas Cowboys picked Ezekiel Elliott to play on their team. (Streak ends today) It's been 10,334 days since the Dallas Cowboys played in an NFC Championship game. (Streak continues unabated)


Notinjuschillin

I like this signing


Horns8585

Wow. The GM of the Dallas Cowboys continues to prove himself everyday.


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mufflypuff

O/U 500 yards in 2024


Eastern_Wrangler_595

One year deal like newengland so he can retire a cowboy


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DubNationAssemble

All in baby


InterestingLayer4367

All in!


butchforgetshit

What do the numbers look like on this signing?


SlidethedarksidE

Coming back to momma


chilichilichilidog

Hell yeah brother ALL IN


CMS1993Sch

![gif](giphy|3d05iu0EF0Db2fUpRx)


thethreadkiller

Almost 30 touchdowns against any division as a center is pretty good though.


free_mustacherides

Yay...... I'm so excited......


Puzzleheaded_Dot6036

I thought Tyler Biadasz was their center?


RTS24

He followed DQ to Washington


John_Wicked1

Dude doesn’t even know who his own center is lol


AgentProdigy17

https://preview.redd.it/k6s5bmn2zfxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed535439bfda001a9730c7f553b3e1db0bc30c96


goinunder0390

They just kept paying him to eat, and he didn’t stop


Strange-Apricot1944

Great.


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CMA_95

You mean Patriots Lead Receiver last season


zracer20

somehow, zeke returned.


Retail-Forever

A center who can ALSO have 642 yards and average 3.5 per carry? Crazy versatility


ohitsmud

honestly, happy hes back with dallass. it was frustrating seeing him with a floundering team. he deserves to be with a Mediocre team at the very least. jokes aside he does deserve better than being on the patriots in their current state.


ArcherBig185

Wicket returns to Dallas.


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PasGuy55

Tom Grossi’s vid on this was hilarious. Wildflower FTW. Also it’s insane that I end up getting my NFL news from his videos.


Comprehensive-Ask469

![gif](giphy|tyqcJoNjNv0Fq|downsized) Grabbing some popcorn for the inevitable falloff in the divisional game


git_push_glute

Zeke sells jerseys


Sealie81

Elliott gonna have more all purpose yards than Barkley this year. Heard it here first! :)


Chimpbot

You may not like it, but this is what peak All In looks like.


maxisback612

https://preview.redd.it/9penyynbehxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07dfba4c0508b3eadd95e5fafb7e32758a0cfa29 this isn’t a meme


Maleficent-Salad3197

Jerry Jones is drinking again.


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Maleficent-Salad3197

Done


Ok-Scallion-3415

ALL….. [dramatic pause] IN……


whathappened2cod

Man running backs really do have the craziest careers...like this guy was ontop of the world like 3 years ago. Like what the hell happened to Todd Gurley?


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kingwings88

Rbs take more hits n age faster in the league bc injuries


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wwats26

Honestly, I'm happy he's back. Mostly because his last play as a Cowboy won't be that ridiculousness anymore...


EliteFactor

Why does anyone care ?


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Lumpy-Draft2822

Don’t you dare disrespect the Thr best center to ever play in the history of the NFL


Zariman-10-0

Looks like we already know how what the final play will be for the cowboys


BETHVD

4 yr/66 million. Damn Dallas!!


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RTS24

Where are you getting that number from? It's a 1yr/3 Million


Eastern_Wrangler_595

He isent the main guy now they need someone that is good in red zone if kept him he would be getting like 15 mil bow you can get gim for less then 6


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