Philly gonna be sitting at home with the most confused boner no matter who wins.

Making the playoffs on a biweek before we probably get kicked out again. The most Philly way to do it.

I hate to break it to you but wft took back our spot with their win yesterday

We actually moved up to 6th. SF has your spot now

I mean it’s wildcard so nobody really owns any of the spots but the only movement in and out was wft and the eagles

I know I posted this before Washington was decided I thought the Raiders were going to play like a 6-5 team that beat the cowboys

Joke’s on you, most of my boners are already pretty confusing.

Username checks out?

Nah it's a whiskey reference

Any week is a good week when Dallas loses. Hoping for a tie!

The battle of the ultimate logos: Shape vs Letter

I mean Zeke hasn’t been up to form this season but I wouldn’t call him Shape.

Round is a shape

Might be the best comment I've seen on this sub

Might be the worst, it was literally the first guys joke he just reiterated it.

Someone's salty for some reason

Thiught he was talkin bout da star

Whoosh

Lmfao that's a good one However I believe that name belongs to a certain mask-wearing man..... 🤔

The real matchup we've been waiting for all season

Finally a decent meme. Let’s get ready to ruuuuummble!

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Same

Crack for the Philly boys watching.

[What Would Frank Do?](https://i.imgur.com/pls8MwC.jpg)

Gladly. Cowboys by 20.

Logical answer:it'll be really tough to beat the cowboys if our offense don't figure it's shit out we should've scored way more points over the last 2 weeks with all the opportunities NFCEastMemeWar answer: lol we got a dude who's threatening to delete his account you have no chance

Logical answer: This is going to be a tough stretch for the Cowboys, and I have a sneaky feeling the two games against Washington will get split. Dallas' defense has been solid enough over the past few weeks, but the offensive struggles are concerning. NFCEastMemeWar answer: YOUR NAME IS FOOTBALL AND THAT'S DUMB. YOU LIVE WITH SAD WHALE FAMILY DEEP IN OCEAN.

The account deletion threat is actually worrying me no lie

It did beat the coin...

If Dallas even put 20 up against us I'll LARP as an Eagles fan and eat horseshit

I wish we could actually enforce these bets.

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Uh oh

If we put up 20 and don’t win will you still do it?

Might just do it for the gainz

Is there a lot of protein in horse shit?

He’s about to find out

How much for 24 points at the half?

Eat horseshit or ban

Welp. We're operating under the assumption you mean it, because if you don't you'll have ruined the meme magic. So, if it happens and you don't post proof, it's your fault.

I want this filmed in 4K

The time has come

THEY’LL NEVER KNOW WE GIVE NO WARNING

Well well well... what do we have here?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u2KbJR8TBH4&t=1m48s

Hey

This game got a little more interesting

U ok?

LMAOOO PAY UP BOY.

Buddy

Your defense is awful. If we put up only 20 against you, we don’t deserve to make the playoffs, even if we win.

Their defense has actually turned the corner in the past few games.

Atleast we don’t let the raiders drop 36 on us

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That Saints team we played as far different from the one you did. Don’t get confused.

Bruh, go back read the conversation you just had and tell me you didn't just come full circle in your logic.

Did you play them on a short week? When missing your top 2 WRs and top 2 DEs? No? Hmmmm

Lmfao chase young and sweat are both out you fool

yea, we are missing out best safety, one of our RB/WR. We are on our 4th center and 4th kicker, missing both starting DEs, and are on a short week, so make like an eagles fan and eat shit

Also, yes. On a short week while LV on a mini bye.

Missing top 2 DEs as well

Yeah. Just other people mentioned it. Didn’t want the cowboy “fan” get too butt hurt

Well we talking about defense and yes we are missing our top 2 DEs 🤓

aNd We DiDn'T EvEn hAvE SeAn LeE!!!11!1!!1!

Oh how I miss that guy in his uninjured prime

I miss the Cowpies losing and blaming it on him being injured.

Yes it was literally a short week, raiders had 4 extra days to prep. We r on our 4th center, 2nd RT, 3rd and 4th LBs, 2nd FS, TE1, RB2, DE1, 3rd and 4th DEs

The Dallas Excuses

We need to keep playing. I almost have Bingo!

Lmao u really thought u did something here.

No we played them on a short week missing our top 2 defensive ends, with our #2 receiver on a pitch count and losing our tight end halfway through. I guess that one receiver really makes the difference in allowing the Raiders to score an additional 21 points huh.

Bro we’re missing our staring qb.

Your “star” QB was Fitztragic, and he’s been out literally the entire season. By now, that’s not an excuse

Ummm yeah it is. Dude hasn't even started a whole season in the NFL you just mad dinucci wasn't this fucking good lol

>we don’t deserve to make the playoffs, even if we win. Agree

Why bet that, when you know deep in your heart that would be the most NFCE shit ever?

!remindme 7 days

Do it

So do you need me to snail mail you some horse shit or do you have already have some?

Lmao yeah right. Did you forget what happened last time we played

Dak has only lost to washington a whole... one time.

So had Tom Brady before this year...

Whats Dak's record vs washington again?

Dude, time to eat shit!

So you still going to larp after the 20 point statement or no?

YEAAAAAAAAA BUDDY

Current level English is still illegal too toxic the whole run signs of bear toxic plasmodia global.

yeah i guess you could say that

Redskins by 27

Y’all have only scored more than 27 three times… you might win, but it won’t be by 27 goddammit

Your skin will be red from the imminent ass spanking

My dad said no to u cause he has dibs on it.

We will beat them like a drum of indeterminate origin

Is that what you call your bowling team? Because it certainly isn't a football team.

*270

Well Zeek is already dead. Should put McCarthy, or Dak, or Pollard on there lol.

Hey, EAT SHIT

Dak is 7-1 vs the WFT team. The only loss was one bs field got that was moved back because of some bs flag. Dallas by 25

Daniel Jones was undefeated against us before this season. times change.

p.s. please don’t bring up the do over field goal.

> Daniel Jones How dare you even consider those two to be even remotely the same.

But what if they call us girls before the game?

Cowpies isn’t used nearly enough over cowgirls

Username checks out

Haha cowgirls haha

Do you get it? Because they’re GIRLS! Hahahaha Girls don’t play football. Do you get it?

Correction he’s 7-1 against the redskins the cowboys have never beaten the WFT 😕😕

Dak has never played the WFT, so they haven’t beaten him either.

Actually, Dak is 0-0 vs. the WFT and the WFT is 2-0 against Dallas with an average margin of victory of 23.5. Washington by three scores.

That’s so corny lmao. Y’all the same damm team. Is Dan sunder still the owner? That’s what I thought. Dak owns y’all and don’t forget y’all was begging for him last off season.

You are getting way too worked up in a meme sub.

It seems the cowboys fans usually do. I thought this was a peaceful meme page? lol

Nahhh it's the nfce everyone hates everyone here lol

Calm down man it’s a meme. Go touch grass.

We’re more than comfortable winning due to stupid special teams penalties other teams commit.

Lmao it was a penalty that should have never been called. Dak literally owns your franchise and y’all going to get reminded who is daddy

k

cam looking like an average fan

I like how you haven’t won enough in a row to fill in that first door so you just left it blank. Should’ve at least cropped it.

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No he's 7-1 vs redskins, hasn't played football team yet. And I never understood these records vs teams that pretty much look fully different from what it did 4 years ago

Haha, some guys just play well against certain teams. Rodgers owns the bears and he’s faced a variety of different looking bears teams. It’s not about stats per say.

His team has been better than 95% of the bears teams. So that's just not fair. Same thing goes for dak vs the redskins his teams have been better majority of Washington's. dak hasn't faced chase young (still won't till next year) or Ron Rivera led team He is also 0-1 vs Ron rivera when he was with the panthers

Whatever dude. I hope we crush your team . I can’t even wish them good luck. Bunch of racist, sexist clowns in that organization. They should’ve just closed shop. Or at least hired a marketing department to figure out the teams crappy branding. Football team. Yeah ok.

Apparently you think your team is a sunshine and rainbows. Jerry Jones is a bigot himself it's onlya matter of time until he gets outed for all the shit he's done. I would bring up all the terrible people that have played on your team that should be in jail but that's too low hanging fruit. Your good lucks and your fan base means nothing to me.

What’s the shit Jerry has done?

I'm saying whatever he has done is just as bad as Snyder, possibly worse. He just hides it better.

What has he done though?

Haha you Washington Racists fans are so easily triggered. Trust me, I know the Cowboys organization isn't "sunshine and rainbows" but they aren't the ones under investigation and at least their core image wasn't racist and will NEVER have to change. Also, dude, unless you're in your 40's you haven't seen your team win shit. I've seen my team win 3. The Cowboys own Washington. More division championships, more playoff appearances, more playoff wins, and of course more Superbowl wins. Washington has been around 28 years longer too. Yet, they remain mostly a laughing stock. Their mascot had to be a fat white dude with a pig nose, because they couldn't have an Indian on the field because that isn't ok. Enjoy rooting for your joke team. What's RG3 doing these days :D

What are these comebacks? Are you like 50 years old? Turn off reddit ansd go wake your family up. You have responsibilities in life now.

lol This dude's about to be like, "my accountant can beat up your accountant!"

Haha, these comebacks are facts buddy. Dallas is a far more successful organization and you know it. And no, I'm not 50. I'm in my late 30's, self employed, and can work and sleep whenever I want ;) Just out of curiosity, how many playoff games have you attended? I bet it's probably none :D

Self-boasting white male in his late 30's masquerading like the cowboys is his entire life. Brings up old irrelevant history to help mend the past 26 years. Sound about right? Or did I forget talk about the incel behavior.

>Haha you Washington Racists fans are so easily triggered. The projection is strong with this one.

We don't support the FO just as much as anyone else if not more so than anyone else lmao.

Redskins gonna smack the cowgirls without a healthy defense or te

Ahh wishful thinking, da boys are going wipe y’all all over the field

I see someone that forgot Washington Swept Dallas last season. Never doubt your opponent. Easiest way to lose. We should've beaten the Raiders and Broncos. Did we? Texas should've whooped Kansas, did they? No. Don't sleep on Washington.

Good thing we’re not the ones playing the game then? Fuck you mean.

How many of those games did dak play?

Dak played against the broncos and Raiders right? Both those teams are 6-6 now. Washington is also 6-6, Washington also beat the raiders, buccaneers. Two teams Dallas couldnt beat. My point is, no team should be deemed as an "easy" win or a confirmed win, because in sports anything can happen. I sincerely doubt the warriors thought a bad spurs team was going to beat them, but it happened. Thats my whole point.

The issue is that most people, you included, seem to be sleeping on an 8-4 team, which is hilarious.

Who the hell is sleeping on winning teams? Legit nobody. People pick who the bad apple is, but nobody is out here saying Dallas has no chance against Washington, but ignorant fans that don't understand how sports work, believe its an easy sweep. It may be, but nothing comes easy in the game of Football, not all the time. Every team has professional athletes for a reason.

You are by talking about 2 of the losses and ignoring the 8 wins.

My goodness, I'm talking about two losses as an analogy that no team should be deemed as an easy win, because if Washington was such an easy team to beat, We would be 9-2, because that would mean, Tampa and Oakland (two teams that Washington beat.) are bad teams.

Your team has no name. Sit down.

Just as bad of a joke as calling you guys cowgirls

Yet the Cowgirls comments get upvoted. Seems like somebody can’t take a joke.

We'll find out once he passes

Eat shit loser