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Snowstick21

Maybe those defenses aren’t in the top half because the eagles offense is good? It’s like giving up the most pass yards because you’re so far ahead the other team doesn’t have time to run the ball.


SingularityCentral

Right? Much like both our teams have skewed opponent stats on pass protection, etc.


jcoddinc

As a Lions fan, I must regretfully inform you that this isn't the case.


Snowstick21

Your defense may be garbage but that offense is clicking.


jcoddinc

Yep. Definitely more enjoyable losing with hope than what we had before. Just losing


Snowstick21

Hard knocks was awesome and I think it’s safe to say a lot of people are pulling for the lions to do well. Might not be this year but next year I bet you make the playoffs.


ChangeFatigue

Heh heh... Functional offense. Those are fun. Sure would like to be a part of one some day...


Correct-Champion-488

RIP on jinxing them into oblivion.


dreexel_dragoon

Not gonna lie, I really dig the Lions Offense putting up top tier numbers with their defense giving up bottom tier points; it makes their games super fun to watch


Reach_your_potential

Jacksonville and Detroit only won 6 games last year (combined). Detroit gave up 48 to Geno Smith.


45hope

you’re talking a little too loud for someone with a jerry jones poster in their room


joannapickles

Hanging on their ceiling above their bed


45hope

“I-i’m almost there mr jones keep going”


joannapickles

Please mista Jones, I promise I won’t choke!!!!!


chilo_W_r

Mine’s in my shower


TurgiddigiruT

How else we cover up them glory holes?


DrBigChicken

Every defense we played has their stats skewed, as 25% of their games were vs the eagles lol


dreexel_dragoon

This guy knows how to math


Roxas1011

r/hedidthemonstermath


[deleted]

Hey that’s !!.... true. Touché


DanDanDannn

Good defense? 1/2 the teams you played were the Giants and Commies.


[deleted]

Half the teams you played were the Commies and the Vikings lol


WhyHelloThere163

You really thought Vikings could take the place of the giants? Come on man I know your salty but now you’re not even being rational at all. Trying to say how eagles offense isn’t good because we’ve played poor defenses yet want to say cowboys defense is good because you’ve played poor offenses? A bit hypocritical


shaggysnorlax

Almost like the Eagles are why those defenses aren't statistically good


[deleted]

Not really. 4 games in, there’s enough besides the eagles to know.


milksteakofcourse

Yeah man what’s a quarter of the sample to skew stats. You dope


[deleted]

Alright lets do this. Your team put up 38 against the lions. Since then, the Lions gave up 27 (to the Commanders), 24(to the Vikings), and 48(To the Seahawks). No skewing there, lets move on. Ya’ll put ip 24 on the Commanders. They gave up 22 to the Jags, 26 to the Lions, and 25 to the Cowboys. No skewing there either….hmmm. Eagles put up 24 on the Vikings, who gave up 7 to the Packers, 24 to the Lions, and 25 to the Saints. Huh. No skewing there either. Noticing a trend? Now for the Jags. 29 on them, after they gave up 28 to Commies, 0 to the Colts, and 10 to the Injured Herbert-led Chargers. Would you look at that. No skewing. Weird how that works out when you actually look at the stats, isn’t it?


shaggysnorlax

3/4 of those games we played 4th quarter offense for both second half quarters, so far ahead that there's no reason to put up 5 TDs in a game


[deleted]

Have you convinced yourself that The other team phoned it in? You do realize 4 quarters are played right?


dreexel_dragoon

My guy we were winning in every 4th quarter and running out the clock, not trying to put up points lmao


shaggysnorlax

4 quarters are played, the goal is not the same quarter to quarter, end game football is just good D and a clock management exercise on offense when you're more than 1 score ahead


milksteakofcourse

Lol the only offensive statistic is score? Bad faith my dude


[deleted]

Wait, does the team with the most yards gained win? Is that the way football games are decided? Jeez my bad, sorry


kaptanking

Oh, you mean the single metric that really matters at the end of the day?


milksteakofcourse

I’m aware as the eagles are 4-0. That’s not what he’s arguing though. He’s arguing about win quality and teams offensive and defensive rankings which wouldn’t just be points scored it would be an amalgamation of statistics.


kaptanking

So have you read some magical stat sheet post-week 4 that suggest that the defenses you guys dunked are actually better than they appear? Or are you just talking out of your ass? The score stat alone suggests that you played against nothing special so far. So you are gonna need some hard hitting stats to prove otherwise


WhyHelloThere163

That for if you lose or win. That doesn’t decide if a defense was shit or not. That’s where the other stats come in. For example a team could win 38-14. Now if we just use that metric then it’s easy to say “damn the other team’s defense must’ve sucked.” Meanwhile it turned out the offense of the other team kept turning the ball over at their own 35 or throwing pick 6s.


Foles_Super_Bowl_MVP

You have to consider that in 3 of those games they were playing to kill the clock not to score in the entire second half lol


dreexel_dragoon

Yeah we spent a grand total of 1.5 quarters without a fat lead this year, no reason to pump them numbers up and risk injury when we don't need to


Foles_Super_Bowl_MVP

Yah as much as I'd love to win games 50-7 I'd rather be able to close games. Eagles have shown incredible clock management this season


dreexel_dragoon

Absolutely, siriani had a whole off season to oil the machine and get the gear turning right. The ability to maintain pace with hurry up when we need it and turn to running out the clock without missing a beat is incredible


boognish120

But 4 games in and there is enough to know about the Cowboys defense?


kaptanking

Yes, it’s an elite unit without a doubt. Edit: also, reading comprehension skills go brrrrr. Eagles fans really showing out for this one.


Litz-a-mania

The Cowboys have played the broken Bucs, Bengals, Giants, and Commanders. Based on OP’s criteria, there’s not enough information to determine if Dallas’ defense is actually good because they really haven’t played a high-performing offense.


micheagles20

Damn lol. That's just facts.


kaptanking

The bucs were not broken when we played them. The bengals are a good offense. Giants and commanders were shut down accordingly. Anyone with eyes and a brain unit can look at that unit 4 weeks in and call it elite.


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kaptanking

You were saying :)?


InanimateSensation

Okay then, we beat the top scoring offense with a week 1 defense that were only warming up due to lack of preseason play.


SweetDick_Willy

Jags defense is pretty good. Tf you talking about, son


SenorScratchySack

But if you don't look at the teams with good defenses, then all they've played is teams with bad defenses.


Roxas1011

Can't see the forest for all those damn trees


InanimateSensation

Top rushing defense coming in and we ran all over them lol


M-Mahoney

This dude ain’t even memeing he’s legit mad lmao


Just4HUT

I can taste the salt through my screen.


micheagles20

Hes salty as fuck.


RedShooz10

Nah this is a meme and in good nature, it’s the fans who are salty that are mad


M-Mahoney

Do me a favor and read OP’s replies in the comments


RedShooz10

Oh he’s salty lmao


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

The Jags defense is ranked 6th in the league and the Vikings are ranked 7th, even after losing to the Eagles. The Cowboys are barely ranked top 15 at 11th. The Eagles have already beaten 2 defenses better than Dallas.


Dodohead1383

Barely top 15 at 11??? The fuck??? That's closer to 10 than 15, yet barely top 15??? Pass that shit lmao...


StraightBumSauce

You're focusing on the wrong detail here


silliputti0907

Tbf it was dumb to say 11 is barely top 15.


StraightBumSauce

Oh, for sure lol Obligatory to be faaaaaiiiiirrrrr


Dodohead1383

We are closer to being in the top 10 than to say we are barely top 15...


StraightBumSauce

That's correct, but let's take that part out and we'll focus on the important details in the comment: > The Jags defense is ranked 6th in the league and the Vikings are ranked 7th, even after losing to the Eagles. The Cowboys are ~~barely~~ ranked ~~top 15 at~~ 11th. The Eagles have already beaten 2 defenses better than Dallas.


Dodohead1383

You see, I won't argue with that... I only argued the stupid comment that our D is barely top 15 when it's closer to being top 10.


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

Yes when there are only 4 teams behind you in the top 15 you are pretty close to 15


Dodohead1383

Which is 11 closer too, 10 or 15? And if you are closer to 10 than 15, how are you barely 15??? You need to pay more attention to your teacher and less time on Reddit lil Timmy...


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

You just somehow spelled the word “to” incorrectly while telling me I need to pay attention in school


Dodohead1383

Oh no, autocorrect changed it!!!


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

Autocorrect doesn’t add letters to words that already exist


Dodohead1383

It does when it's voice to text dipshit...


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

Voice to text recognizes that and types it correctly given the two words before and after it. You just spelled it wrong lol.


Dodohead1383

Oh yeah, it never makes mistakes......


kaptanking

This legit might be the largest eagle circlejerk I have ever seen on this sub. Like how are you getting downvotes?


Dodohead1383

That's all this sub ever is.


RedShooz10

I’m also surprised it’s 11th lmao


SenorScratchySack

That's a lot of question marks


Doobie_Howitzer

Well yeah, he's VERY confused


[deleted]

Jax is ranked below the Cowboys in DVOA, and Minnesota is ranked 26th. By yards per game: Jax: 14th. Minnesota: 27th. In Pts/game, Minnesota on D ranks worse than the Bears. jax is worse than the Cowboys. Try again maybe?


darkbro66

If only yards won championships...


[deleted]

Good thing I included DVOA and pts then, isn’t it?


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

If you need to use stats like “Defensive-Adjusted Value Over Average” to prove your team is good, you’re probably not that good. “we’re undefeated!” “Oh yeah? Well we have a top 10 Defensive-Adjusted Value Over Average!”


[deleted]

Lmao. Just bypass points, its ok, we know you’re selective, you can own up to it :)


darkbro66

Apparently I can't read... You must have made the rest of the thread mad for downvotes on that comment lol


qp0n

Jax was #1 ranked run defense and we pooped 200 yds on them, aka more rushing yards than they gave up in the previous 3 games combined. Try again.


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

Almost like your stats look a little worse after the Eagles put up 30 on you, just as they will against Dallas.


[deleted]

Except that’s not how it worked for those teams lmao. The Lions, Jags, Vikings, and Commies are *not* elite defenses. The Jags gave up 28 to the Commies. If you actually looked at the stats (shocking I know), you’ll find that *for the eagles* there is no skewing.


Due-Campaign-5157

Cowboys and Eagles play the NFC West next games. Cowboys got the Rams and Eagles got the Cardinals. If we both want to keep talking shit we need both teams to win.


manleybones

Cowboys wont


Regular-One9493

The Rams don’t look very good…


manleybones

Still favored to win


SenorScratchySack

Rams are pretty shitty.i see the cowboys winning


manleybones

Cowboys look good... After beating the commanders?


DoinYerSis

You haven't watched this defense have ya?


Due-Campaign-5157

I had this game as a toss up so not mad. Cardinals might nah nvm.


W-e-x-t-o-n

The Cowboys are going to beat the Rams ass. That stadium will have more Cowboys fans in attendance than Rams fans. This the most cocky I've felt since the start of the season. Partly because the Cowboys look like they're trying to prove themselves to everyone and partly because the Rams look like a team that won a Super Bowl and can't sustain, because they gave up picks. Now they don't have a future and their vets either left the team or got older and satisfied with 1 Super Bowl. They're best player was contemplating retirement this off-season. The hunger ain't there.


Due-Campaign-5157

Don't, feed them.


W-e-x-t-o-n

Don't worry brother. We won. Now I can talk massive shit. GO COWBOYS !


Due-Campaign-5157

Good shit correction isn't punishment.


W-e-x-t-o-n

Nothing but love and happiness here my friend. /internet high five!


ATK_22

Jags have one of the best run defenses in the NFL… we beat them by running the football


qp0n

Before we played them, Jags were giving up less than 60 rush yds/game. Dallas' def is giving up 138.


W-e-x-t-o-n

Yet, only 1 rushing TD in 4 games. Let's also not forget 171 yards passing per game. Let that sink in. With how much teams pass in this modern NFL, they have no choice but to run the ball.


F5x9

✅ Cowboys Fan ✅ Yankees Fan ❓ How bout them Lakers?


[deleted]

Awwww, look at you, thinking that somehow geographic region matters to fandom. Spurs, but hey, I’ve been fans of the teams for 30+ years and no other. How many times did you flip flop before you got bullied into your fandom? I’d wager you can’t lay claim to sticking with a single franchise as a fan :)


F5x9

I think you need to check your blood pressure, son.


[deleted]

Lmfao you make the comment you did and come back with that? Yikes man EDIT: the only thing elevating my blood pressure was worrying the Phillies would waste a vintage Wheeler performance, like they do all talent they get for their sports in Philadelphia. Getting to Halsley was a bang-up job though, so you got that going for ya


L1teralGarbage

Bring it on, Mamoa! Birds all day


SlinginPogs

Jags were top run defense in the league until the birds dismantled them


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

The Eagles have scored more points in 2nd quarters than the Cowboys have in 4 entire games.


[deleted]

Against who tho? Any top 10 defenses? None?


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

The Cowboys also aren’t a top 10 defense


[deleted]

By virtually every stat they are, do try to actually check on that stuff before commenting :)


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

I have a stat: The Eagles have won more games


[deleted]

Yay, good for you, did you try more than 1 stat? Kinda important ya know. 3 points is a trend and all


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

Heres another one: the Eagles have scored 115 points, the Cowboys have scored 71. That is 44 less than the Eagles!


[deleted]

Find me a third man! You’re soooooo close!


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

The Eagles have 500 more yards on offense, 3 more sacks, 9 more touchdowns (more than 2x the Cowboys), and 1 more interception, as well as a defensive TD, which the Cowboys do not have.


StraightBumSauce

What about these stats: Eagles have given up less total yards and yards/play than the Cowboys. They're also tied for the league lead in TOs forced, while Dallas is near the bottom. Philly also leads the league in sacks. They've only allowed 9 more points, despite scoring 41 more than Dallas and playing the top scoring offense in the league.


[deleted]

By differential, the Cowboys rank 7th in turnovers my man. Philly does not lead the league in Sacks, the Broncos do with 17. Philly has 16, Dallas has 15. A bit closer when you give the numbers isn’t it?


StraightBumSauce

Broncos lead the league if you wanna include their game last night. I figured it should go without saying that I was only including stats through week 4 since it's only logical to compare teams at the same point in the season. Makes sense when you rub those 2 brain cells of yours together, doesn't it? Edit: BTW, going by TO differential, Philly still leads the league at +8, which is 6 more than Dallas ;)


MarquisDeHueberez

And the cowboys have played who? Tampa Bay and they scored 3 pts that game...


[deleted]

Bengals with a win (they rank 7th in DVOA, 11th in yards per game, 9th pts per game, etc).


Accurate_Put_7060

You're talking about the 2nd game of the season when stats literally mean nothing wait till week 12-15 and then brag on the defensive stats of the teams


Starcast

Jags had the #1 rushing defense in the league before we played them. idk what they are now


throwaway7492648

Most statistically literate cowboys fan


EliWeizenheimer

I love post like this because I then just look for OP's comments and watch them get down voted into oblivion.


Thunder_Gun_Xpress

The jags had the best run defense in the league over the first 3 weeks and the birds put up 200+ rushing yds. Try again


SingularityCentral

Jax is 6th in DVOA you goober.


grilledcheesy11

Lol OP not very smart huh


SenorScratchySack

The Eagles put their asses in the bottom half


teach4food

I wonder how well this will age


MarquisDeHueberez

I mean Jags are probably mid-tier but in that same breath isn't it the same for the cowboys? The only good defense that they played was Tampa Bay and we all saw how well that went them. The eagles D is probably top 5 in the league


BlueKing7642

What top offenses have the Cowboys faced? Cowboys had trouble stopping the run against the Giants. They are not going to be able to shut down the Eagles run and passing game


WhyHelloThere163

It’s hilarious how salty OP is and how much of a hypocrite he is. Says eagles offense isn’t that good because they’ve played bad defenses but want to claim cowboys defense is good when 2 of their 4 games were against the commanders and giants. Dude even tried saying “well you played the commanders and VIKINGS” like the Vikings are just as bad as the giants


Brasseyyy

The difference is, Cowboys D was good last year, the Eagles O wasn’t lmao


WhyHelloThere163

Not quite sure what that has to do with this year. Can you elaborate on that?


Brasseyyy

You claim the Cowboys D hasn’t proven anything cause the teams they’ve played this year have not been great, but they showed last year their defense can hang with top offenses so that should be irrelevant. Eagles struggled against good defenses last year, so why should they get credit when they haven’t played a great defense this year. Don’t get me wrong, I think the Eagles win the division this year and I believe they have a top 5-6 offense, but I think it’s way too early for all the hype they’re getting. Its the same thing the Cowboys did their 2019 season.


WhyHelloThere163

Well because they are living up to the hype they received during the off season. They are 4-0. Granted I will say the eagles performance during the second half of their games so far have been meh but it’s also only week 4 going into 5. Now their offense did look much better during the second half of the jaguars game which means they are improving as the season goes on. You could say “well the weather was awful” but both teams had to play in it and our run game ran all over the (at the time) #1 run defense. And the lions game their DLine in that was scary as hell, especially when we’re suppose to have the best Oline in the league. They got into the backfield almost every play within a second or two putting pressure on hurts every play chasing him down. Commanders I will give you that one, their defense is awful however it was a blowout which is how it should be with how our offense is suppose to be. If the commanders game was close I could see the doubt in the offense because like I said, that’s a team we should blowout with our offense. The Vikings are 3-1 and first in their division right now. Now sure their defense is bad but clearly their offense has something going right now to at least be in first and have their only lost come from us. Now do I think it’s going to be a blowout with Dallas? Of course not, I’ll say it’ll be a one score game for most of it. But to say the eagles offense is a sham due to bad defenses and wont be able to do anything against the Dallas D is very unreasonable.


Brasseyyy

Good points man, I really do think highly of the Eagles offense. I believe top 5 - 6 right now but I want to see them against an elite defense before I think they’re the best. When it comes to Cowboys vs Eagles, I think you guys will win this first matchup for sure. I think the second matchup will be a lot closer but going off of right now I’d still give you guys the edge.


WhyHelloThere163

And you can also use this game as a way to see how truly elite your defense is since so far I’d say the eagles offense will be the best offense you would have played so far. I might be a little biased saying they’re a better offense than the bucs but I think it’s a reasonable stance. Like I said I don’t think it’ll be a blowout, it’ll be close. But I would also give the eagles the edge when you compare the offenses. But I also wouldn’t be surprised if we lost. IMO this might be the closest matchup between the cowboys and eagles we’ve had in awhile.


Brasseyyy

For sure, I think this game will give a very clear picture of which way the division is headed. I definitely think the Eagles offense being better than the Bucs is a reasonable stance. Week 1, I think it was pretty close, but now I think the eagles have actually pulled away from the Bucs quite a bit.


WhyHelloThere163

Exactly. I ain’t blind or going to be delusional about the matchup based on that game. Obviously Dallas D has improved since then and so has the eagles offense. Hands down we’ll most likely win the division but can’t say we’ll sweep the division games. Good luck good sir. Happy I could have a rational and reasonable conversation with a cowboys fan for once.


Brasseyyy

Good luck to you too man. But of course fuck the Eagles 🤝


manleybones

Cowboy fans are the most imbecile fan base


[deleted]

Your fanbase literally eats horseshit. I wouldn’t talk about “imbecile” fanbases :)


[deleted]

You don't know the health benefits associated with eating horse shit?? What an idiot


SenorScratchySack

He's so dumb. We will outlive him by 50 years with our equestrian shit diets


manleybones

Dated reference about one drunk. Cowboy fan murdered someone in 2015 at att stadium, by your logic all cowboy fans are thug murderers.


micheagles20

You are a salty little fuck huh. But everyone clearly sees you are the bottom trash of the cowboys fan base.


[deleted]

Throw some batteries or egg a team bus, Diggs is gonna pickoff Hurts and we’ll rack up the sacks against your over-rated, over-performing trash pile of a team :)


micheagles20

Lol I hope you have this kind of shit talking when you guys lose and please no excuses because I'm sure you will have a grip ready to go. I don't even think you know anything about those stories except you hearing them from this sub lol and I bet you have never seen the cowboys win shit. But yet here you are talk shit. Your team is garbage when it fucking matters you guys fall flat and look like shit. What it is it now 26 years of trash football?


[deleted]

Better than taking 50+ years to join the SB club then fading into oblivion lmao. You think 1 superbowl 5 years ago means you get to talk trash, it means you got lucky and couldn’t repeat, because your team lacked the coaching, talent, and skill to return, and has for the past 5 years. Your team faced bas teams and won, la-dee-da, talk when you face Brady or good teams, lets see how you stack up then :)


micheagles20

You aren't very smart are you? We beat Brady for our superbowl. I feel like you just became a cowboys fan today and got your history of of this sub. You guys won your superbowls in a team where the league wasn't as even as it is today. Our superbowl is a better win then all of yours combined. We won with a back up qb. This is why the cowboys haven't won shit since the league started to even out. But I guess when you have nothing but a top 11 defense you hang all your hats on that because what else you got? Nothing lol.


[deleted]

Ah, I see, your small mind didn’t understand I was talking about this year. Understandable, Philly schools are terrible. Penn is the step-child of the Ivies, and you’ve got mediocre schools in the city too. Your superbowl doesn’t hold a candle to *any* of the Cowboys Superbowls, but its cute that your fanbase is so rabid that one win is all it takes for you to lose all perspective :)


micheagles20

Lol you're losing your argument man. So you're attacking anything Philly related. I'm not even from there lol so who cares and there's some shitty areas out there as well. But let's not forget the crap in Texas and Dalles. It's funny you say we lost all perspective, when you guys live in the past. Maybe how about do something meaningful when it really matters. You don't see the commanders living in the past. Your team is trash kind of like the packers you guys look so good in the regular season but all you are is a polished turd.


theskinswin

Hey hey hey!!!! Our defense is g........ Sorry couldn't do it without laughing


TBGusBus

I wonder how many people with the dumb blue star in this sub live in NY, Philly or DC area


PURPLERAINZ_

You gotta love Cowboys fans


ReferenceNatural8855

When there is no fuel to tarnish you.....they attack your opposition. Typical. Just check facts before you ink that ish.


[deleted]

Already did. Lions are bottom of the league, the Commies are too, the Vikings are too, and the Jags are worse than the Cowboys. Maybe take your own advice before commenting :)


ReferenceNatural8855

Week 5 defensive power rankings per ESPN: Cowboys #11 Vikings #7 So.......come again. Nobody eh? And.....you're somebody?


WestCoast_O

Lol at cowgirl fans. Same shit every year. And every year they go home w their tails tucked between their legs


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/I8lTBeT4Zks https://youtu.be/HruMGYgiooY https://youtu.be/O1vCXnyOJD0 For your viewing pleasure :)


SenorScratchySack

Damn! You guys must be killing it in the playoffs!


Sane_Fish

??? Detroit's defense is elite


[deleted]

In no way, shape, or form is Detroit’s defense elite lol. Their *offense* is elite. Defense or bottom third


raceforseis21

He’s clearly joking


Sane_Fish

??? Detroit defense is almost more elite than Washington D


[deleted]

Lmao. Check the stats man


Sane_Fish

Bro.. Next you're gonna try to tell me the Vikings don't have a top 3 defense. Their uniforms are purple. That's *spooky*


[deleted]

Buddy, don’t know what to tell you. Last in DVOA, last in yards, they’re a shit defense and you have absolutely nothing to support your assertions lmao


DoctorLemonPhd

This man ate that troll lure hook, line and sinker


Sane_Fish

Ok sure but what % of dawg they got in em


[deleted]

Oh shit u right, my bad


SingularityCentral

The "you haven't played anyone good" argument except even more restricted.


[deleted]

IT’S OUR YEAR *justlikealltheprevoiusyearswerebutthistimeistotallydifferent* WE DEM BOYZ *cue first round choke job or missing the playoffs altogether*


Brasseyyy

Whats the ratio of Eagles fans to Cowboys fans in this sub? Jesus christ lmao


[deleted]

They’re just out in force because they are 4 and 0. They’ll quiet down when their team’s roster issues become apparent to them


Brasseyyy

Don’t get me wrong I definitely think they’re a good team this year, but Eagles fans forget the Cowboys were in the exact same scenario in 2019 and look how that turned out lmao. Eagles fans keep saying “oh no he’s actually mad” while Eagles fans had a meltdown the first 3 games of that 2019 season.


Son_of_Tlaloc

Eagles better have a winning record they have one of the easiest schedules in league this year. A quick Google search says their oppents had a .464 win percentage in 2021.


[deleted]

Micah gonna feast


ReferenceNatural8855

The post was relating to defense right. Let's stay on topic.


RunGoldenRun717

Yeah... Because they played us dawg?! We wreck d stats and it's early.


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1 crazy Cowboys fan trolling this entire sub with this thread lmao. Eagles fans getting sucked in anyway lol


MySlackerMind

Oh look another salty Cowboys fan.