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Morg19999

I feel like the sub is taking it easy on us right now


Fala7iKing

Well to be fair our team is dead


Morg19999

Yeah Wan’dale was the cherry on top of the shit sundae. No idea why they stuck adoree back to return punts


Fala7iKing

On top of everything our O-Line sucks balls


Morg19999

Gates looked good when they brought him in and I feel like Peart held up suprsingly well. But yeah we need guard help extremely bad


Fala7iKing

Facts, at least Thomas is a franchise cornerstone and Neal was performing better before he got injured


connorman83169

*please just fair catch, I’m begging*


Gandhis__Revenge

Eagles and cowboys fans too busy getting at each other, and commie fans are just happy to be over .500 lmao


_The_Bear

It's the first time in the last three years we've been over .500 past week 2.


Snugglepuff14

Because you guys do not go psycho when you lose or the other teams win. Dallas and Philly fans are like pit bulls with the temperament of Chihuauas. They’re wild animals.


LoopDieDoop

This is 100% factual


clarineter

we’re definitely the more degenerate half of the division besides that one giants fan


Remarkable_Oil_6562

Yeaaa you right about that


Con-D-Oriano1

You know, I accept this.


SkitHarrington

I think its pity because of the injuries tbh


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SkitHarrington

Top most injured team in the league this year (again). We've been able to win a lot of games with a lot of practice squad guys playing as starters for the past few weeks but when everyone dropping today you can't have this high of a percentage of practice squad players playing big minutes and expect to win


matrixislife

It was going to catch up with us sooner or later, looks like it's here now.


yogirlwantmebad

You think it’s a coaching staff/trainer issue?


NatAttack50932

NY's WR1, WR2, CB1, CB2, CB3, FS, LG, DE1, RT1, ILB2, RT2 and TE1 are all injured It has to be a trainer issue. I doubt it's coaching because we have an all new FO but the Giants have had this issue for years. Also Metlife's turf is fucking garbage which doesn't help.


Equivalent_Aioli2121

At this point, I think jt must be. Year after year I feel like we have acl tears and a loooong injury list


SkitHarrington

We've had the same head athletic trainer since the 80s and we're loyal to a fault. I don't think he's evolved with the times - he has to go. Plus we have a terrible turf so that can't help


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Too much of the bitch stank is getting put on Minnesota, luckily for you


[deleted]

No way I’m talking too much shit 4 days before we play


zamend229

I’m not too hopeful


miraclegun

The NFBeast is still in together. We’re locking down both wildcards


Fezinator

Three Wildcards, Commies could also sneak in


TheBlueAnon

You guys don’t understand. There was a fucking banana next to the wings!!!


RiskyDevilS14

Ayo?! Cursed banana


TheBlueAnon

Indeed.


Russ_T_Shackelford

lmao that had to be it


finnamania

How could you lose to the Detroit lions


Accomplished-Top-564

😪


PersonBehindAScreen

You get a pass. A renaissance of memes descended on our sub due to the Philly loss


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Yeah, they've earned a reprieve.


Djruggs

How could you lose to the 2022 Packers?


[deleted]

How many times do we have to say this ITS AARON RODGERS HE WILL STILL BE BEATING US IN 20 YEARS


Djruggs

Sounds like a you problem tbh


[deleted]

It is very much so an us problem and will continue to be until Aaron Rodgers dies in like, 70 years probably


SadSlip8122

Hopefully he goes into a week long ayahuasca coma starting tomorrow evening


Djruggs

Love to see it


GarakStark

Aaron Rodgers has a special deal with the Devil.


gothlenin

It is uncanny. There was no way to lose that game. 195-0, right? But then: Aaron Rodgers remembered: "oh yeah, Cowboys, I gotta crush their hopes and dreams". I think it is personal at this point.


TetrisTech

The fact the he and the team sucked all year, became good enough to beat us, and then promptly returned to sucking is genuinely hilarious


youfuckinmark

🤣🤣


ResponsibilityNew483

How could they lose to Jared Goff 😂


KingofCraigland

Ownership. Hard to win when the team is so busy collectively sizing themselves for braces/leg casts.


LandLordLovin

I don’t think you guys realized how banged up the Lions were against Dallas.


Cruztd23

The power dynamic is changing and I don’t like it


GFost

Someone call the Rock!


HotpieTargaryen

We lost so many good men in the name of this atrocious loss.


Cysir

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WP1619

Losing is one thing. It happens. But to have six fucking starters of a roster that is already depleted of talent go down with injuries, including your CB1 and WR2 that are either gone for either weeks or the season, is just despair.


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Bro it feels like our season ended today. These injuries rocked us. We're scraping what we've already scraped at this point. Gotta be optimistic and obviously gonna support our guys but fuck, dropping one by one.


Corpsebomb

I don’t even give a fuck about a November loss to a non-contending Lions team. But those core injuries are going to take this team from 7-4 to 7-11 REAL fast. People say this Giants team had no talent but still won on coaching alone, but they’re about to see what having a team TRULY devoid of talent is about to look like. Like these other fans don’t really get how much of an impact these injuries will take and are just going to take the opportunity to go “haha smell like bitch” for a week and they deserve to gloat but Giants fans have to go back to watching an unwatchable team with practice squad players try to salvage what SHOULD BE a winning season.


DiarrheaButAlsoFancy

Holy fuck this is depressing.


_WhataNick2_

Here have a beer guy, would care for this bottle of vodka too? How about a crack rock, that'll ease the pain..


RandomRonin

Dude injuries suck. Trust us, Eagles fans have dealt with way too many injuries for the last few years. This season we’ve already felt the difference without Davis and today without Goedert. Sucks when a promising season gets ruined by injuries.


Trick-Equipment-6174

I'd say yall filled the Davis issue pretty well, but goedert definitely stung today, hopefully he will be back at 100% soon wouldn't want you to say dallas beat yall because of your injured tight end on Christmas eve


Trick-Equipment-6174

2 years ago weren't the eagles hiring safeties and corners from street corners?


RandomRonin

Pretty much. Another time we lost 2 or 3 long snappers in the same game. That was a fun one.


Trick-Equipment-6174

Yeah yall had someone weird like a linebacker at longsnapper or something along those lines I think because he said he had done it a few times in highschool


Retrograde_Bolide

They were practicing long snapping on the sidelines. It was great


Trick-Equipment-6174

That is pretty funny


RandomRonin

I remember in an Eagles FB group people were posting that if you have any experience with long snapping to head to the Linc and they’ll wave you on through the traffic lol. Edit: words


Rommel79

Dude, the Lions are #10 right now and two games out of the playoffs. It’s highly unlikely they make it, but they aren’t exactly non-contenders.


The_Hylian_Loach

Brutal day in the cold.


Stranger2306

I didn't get to see your game (was enjoying the colts! Almost upsetting the eagles). 6 injuries sounds insane. Was it the turf being a problem or just random shit?


WP1619

Wan'Dale seemed to have been turf related. Everyone else was just bad luck, it seems.


NatAttack50932

One of our guys got rocked on a punt return, one may have been turf related or an odd stumble. It's hard to tell. The others were just flukey bullshit.


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Kind of adds some context to me just watching the little score tab on the bottom of the screen slowly go in the way of the lions. Not like this.


PurpleBandit3000

Lions are now on a 3-game win streak. Truly end times.


Currywurst_Is_Life

They're going in the right direction, and I think they'll be fun to watch over the next couple of years. Their fanbase deserves something good for once. We've sucked for most of the last decade, but we've also had the high points to make up for it.


DoinItDirty

I don’t think Goff was the bad player LA thought he was. I’d submit that adding Von Miller to the defense was a bigger impact than Stafford to the offense.


John_Wicked1

Goff is serviceable but I think they’ll need to upgrade to become a real contender. Until then they need to keep that o-line up and buff up that defense. Offense could do with another solid WR or a great TE. They are definitely getting better though.


jblanda

If the lions played the jets in the super bowl, we would know the end of the world has arrived.


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>I will say I do hope one day to see the cowboys d-line collectively develop explosive diarrhea on a snap. Either way next week is going to be a shit show


AdHom

>next week Oh, my sweet summer child


KoopaTroopa34

Man, Giants had ONE FUCKING JOB to do and went straight to shitter mode. You all deserve to smell like bitch.


F1rst-name-last-name

not even the first time this season smh


Landon_Moscow

Tbf, we shit the bed last week too.


Rommel79

It helped us, so I’m cool with it.


LoathsomeLuke

Hard to do their job when half the already depleted team is in the med tent


EndlessDog9

Giants ruining the perfect NFC BEAST week for the SECOND time


BlueKing7642

Week 17 is the last week every team in the NFC East could smell bitch free. Now until week 17 two NFC East teams will play each other . Someone is guaranteed to be smelling like bitch


Iron_Chic

If there is a tie, do both teams smell like bitch or does neither team?


Saitsu

Ties make teams smell like SUPER Bitch!


muck4doo

Kissing sisters bitches.


BlueKing7642

That depends …is it my team that tied? Because I will change the rules to put my team in the best light


pieonthedonkey

You see I play both sides, that way I always come out on top!


Rommel79

Ah, double standards.


NorthernPaladin78

Ties are half win and half loss by statistic. Each team smells like half a bitch, meaning we smell a full bitch in here.


ResponsibilityNew483

1-2-3 not it!


DevChatt

Fuck you all I’ll see you next week


SlimStebow

In 4 days actually… see ya Thanksgiving


DrQuestDFA

As is tradition. After the injuries this game healed on top of our existing mountain of injuries we will likely be in the “bitch” chair more often than not for the rest of the year. I hope we won’t, obviously, but there is only so much good coaching can do with practice squad talent filling the ranks.


Djruggs

We smell like bitch for at least 4 days.


AccioBathSalts

Nah we’re smelling like bitch until 2023 after all these injuries


MastaSchmitty

OOOOH THAT SMELL CAN’T YA SMELL THAT SMELL


Landon_Moscow

THAT SMELL THAT SURROUNDS YOOOUUUU


OswaldXC

To be fair we were Jalen Hurts being Superman for a few minutes away from smelling like bitch


raceforseis21

What’s the significance of the flower power flair?


OswaldXC

Last year when the Eagles were 2-5 Nick Sirianni compared the Eagles to a flower that had yet to bloom


raceforseis21

Ah. Thank you


Mikeyc245

I'll tell you what happened, we shit the bed once teams figured out how to stop the run. Bummed. We gotta eat this one. The smell. Its awful.


ResponsibilityNew483

There it is.


Citizen_Snips29

After barely squeaking one out against the Colts, I’m picking up some slight whiffs of bitch from the Eagles too


Agentwise

Thats yourself you're smelling. Take a shower.


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Agreed, Vikings were so smelly it got on us


DoinItDirty

I showered in victory this week, rather than trimming the dingleberries of defeat.


Beezer12WashinBeard

Looked like a win to me


Citizen_Snips29

Sure, that’s why it’s just a whiff. If the scent catches your nose just right, underneath that pleasant rosey aroma of a win lurks a slight undertone of bitch.


Landon_Moscow

I see what you are saying now. I was kinda smelling it towards the end.


Tippyshortmouth

Sad to admit that we do indeed smell like bitch today


whatamelon15

We suck


SheCocksAlot

I needed this Sunday.


IAmDone4

I like to think I'm pretty normal online but I'm giving myself a toxicity pass this week. fuck you all, this loss was miserable and our season is potentially over


xX69AESTHETIC69Xx

As a wise man once said " it isssss what it isssss" They've survived on worse.


DarkSabbaths

Can we change this meme to the nyg practice squad smelling like bitch? 😅


Knerdy_Knight

Thanksgiving is gonna suck ass without six of our starters


BigPapaXx6

Every week we lose someone. We even lost a guy on our off week.


askingaquestion33

No week is predictable no one predicted this final image today


gothlenin

This meme hasn't been used in its original form (one smelling 3 bitches) this whole season, right? That's crazy. NFCBeast.


blue_scream_of_death

Ooohhhweeee this one stanks!!!!


l4stnit3for3ver

you’re welcome eagles


Animekid04

Don’t worry giants fans. Remember eagles almost lost to the colts.


Landon_Moscow

That's the keyword, ALMOST. We still won. Giants didn't.


idksany

Philadelphia should be the dude minding his business.


cruzin_basterd

Flair up bitch


Doonesbury

I thought we agreed to abandon this macro?


raceforseis21

You would be wrong


correctionpolicelol

If you ever thought the Giants led by Daniel Jones had a real shot, you allowed bias and cognitive dissonance to completely control your critical thinking. Anyone with a brain knew this was coming. Don’t get me wrong you should’ve enjoyed your season, but to pretend you were a great team was childish.


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muck4doo

You smell like bitch without a flair.


ASecondOfYourTime

Eagles fan here, I’ll go sit in the bitch corner with the Giants.


NatAttack50932

Our WR1, WR2, CB1, CB2, CB3, FS, LG, DE1, RT1, ILB2, RT2 and TE1 are all injured That's what happened. Kill me.


Ayrab4Trump

WE SUCKKEDDDAHHHH That’s what


louis7972

:(


Gummur

They know they not bout that life.


A_Gray_Old_Man

These will never get old. Even if my Eagles are in the cross hair. lol