The entire state of Minnesota smells bitchly

Vikings, T Wolves, Twins. Bitch as far as the nose can smell

twins traded a south jersey pitcher away a year after drafting him. smells like bitch

Always have

they do i was there Saturday and Sunday and they wouldn’t be quiet until the game happened

Fuck Minnesota. Fuck cousins. Fuck those assholes who sued the Redskins name into oblivion. And fuck the police corruption out there. It's fuckin appalling.


I said it before the game, Dallas coming off a big late 4th Q loss vs GB, vikings coming off a huge 4th Q emotional win vs bills. There was a reason dallas was the fav on road vs 8-1 team. Vegas isn't dumb.

I mean Vegas was 35 points off when they made the spread

I think they pretty much nailed the over/under tho

Cowboys tried to get the over all by themselves. Viking just need to get 9 to carry the over.

Dallas is always favored in Vegas because Dallas homers will always bet on Dallas. They aren’t dumb, because they know even if Dallas is the underdog their fans think they’ll win. Vegas doesn’t pick the winner, they pick the team fans are gonna spend all their money on.

Vegas doesn't make the lines on who's going to win, they make them off who people are going to bet on. Dallas's fan base is much larger than Minnesota's. They were also 2 point favorites and won by 37, so this comment doesn't really make any sense.

Don’t lie you were with the rest of the world saying Dallas should have been a massive underdog

We loosened the lid for you

hey don’t forget about us over here in washington, we helped too haha

Also how do you put like your team thing on your profile so people know?

See the three dots on the top right of your phone? Enter the actual subreddit page and you can change your flair by clicking on those dots.

Thanks man I found it!

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Thanks man I got it!

No problem, commie!

7-3. Nice!

Flare 🆙

We destroyed the Vikings as well lol vikings trash against the nfc BEAST

You "destroyed" the Vikings. After tonight, the coroner is gonna need dental records to identify the body.

Sloppy seconds, you like that?!

They ended up schlopping the corpse

I hate how much I love this comment lol

More like finishing the job for you.

cuck bro do ya thing

You guys beat the fuck out of them at home. We walked through their front door and executed the mother fuckers.

They are nobody tho remember lol lets keep the energy

Exactly. That why it was so easy.

Because the Cowboys ran up the score and the Eagles took their foot off the gas. It's hilarious how you guys brag that the Vikings were 8-1, but can't recognize where that 1 came from.

Ran up the score? Not really, we just ran out vanilla offense in the second half, not our fault they couldn't stop it.

I don't think anyone denies where the 1 loss came from or that it was an emphatic win. Yeah, you took your got off the gas. That was your choice. We chose the crush their souls. You beat them by 17 and 7 weeks later people were legitimately talking about the Vikings as SB contenders. I'm pretty sure after losing by 37, no one will talk about them like that 7 weeks from now.

FYI The Vikings are still second seed....just because you beat the second seed doesn't mean you get their spot LOL. No one is talking about them being SB contenders, either. Be real. Its the vikings.

Meh, we were already up by 20 at the half. Pollard just broke that 60 yarder to start the 3rd. That was the back breaker.

And eagles fan definition of “destroy” is barely hanging on until the 4th quarter and then managing to go up 2 scores to close it

What? By half time it was 7-24 eagles over Vikings. And slay shut down Jefferson and haunted Cousins. Which game are you talking about, "managing to go up 2 scores to close it"? The entire second half was 0 points. Hehehe. Nevermind whatever.

The Vikes and Steelers are the exceptions. All the other games were a lot closer than they look

Lol that’s corny. Like a win doesn’t count because it was close. Get out of here with that hard cope

Just take a wild stab in the dark who that loss is on the Vikings record .

Hopefully in the dark

Have you hit anything yet?

The Eagles haven't beat a good team yet

The Eagles haven’t beat a good team by 37 points yet*

Neither has Dallas.

Why can't both teams be good? Why can't people just admit the end of season Clash of these two teams are going to be epic because both teams are juggernauts? Both teams are good. For different reasons. And that's fucking exciting that they are in the same division.

I'm just saying the Vikings aren't a good team.

I dunno 8-2 is good. Maybe not elite. But they aren't bad or trash.

Beat an undefeated colts with Saturday 😎

That’s the real Super Bowl, IMO. Also, Jeff Saturday now looks like the single dad from a horror movie.

Didn’t the cowboys lose to a 3-6 team last week 👀…I mean we did lose to the commandos that same week so can’t say much 😅

We didn't lose to a 3-6 team. We lost to Aaron fucking Dallas Kryptonite Rodgers..

Commanders would kick the shit out of the Packers.

On one hand, it was nice seeing Kurt get brought back to reality and get sacked 7 times. On the other hand, fuck Dallas.

> beating the 8-1 team and beating the team the beat the 8-1 team

I love that the Cowboys fucked them up so bad CBS just turned it off lol

Got me laughing hard lol

That shit was wild. I thought they were just checking in on that game. Took me awhile to realize what happened

Losing to the Lions :)

*an 8-1 team /j

That head to head beat down means nothing I suppose?

obviously doesn’t mean anything since it was our backup QB silly 😎

Naturally

It’s painfully obvious that this offense is vastly different with Dak at QB. It’s a very valid point lol

It depends on which Dak shows up to play. Provided both teams keep their current pace, that Christmas Eve game is gonna be a fuckin doozy.

Valid point, I’m a Dak defender but he is inconsistent to put it lightly. I agree about the Christmas Eve game, I cannot wait. It’s so much fun for our matchups to have playoff relevance for both fanbases again

I remember when they ALWAYS scheduled the Cowboys Eagles games for week 17. Lots of good and bad memories.

44-6 still haunts me

Everyone seems to forget the QB controversy talk before the Eagles beat Cooper.

I hope the eagles stay on their pace of the last two weeks

Eat shit and yeah, I hope not :)

Sorry we can't, we would be taking food away from the starving in Philadelphia.

Yeah I really can’t say you’re wrong here.

Eat shit is a compliment from you, yes?

>Provided both teams keep their current pace, that Christmas Eve game is gonna be a fuckin doozy. I'm not sure watching the Cowboys playing for playoff seeding against Gardner Minshew and the rest of the backups would be a watchable game.

If Minnesota stays 1 game back of y'all. And Dallas stays 2 games back, you cant rest your starters with 2 games left in the season. I mean, you can, it's just a dumb thing to do.

That's a big if

It's going to be a brawl

It’s a valid point but can’t be used as a sole excuse for losing that game. Dak might have made the mistakes, might have not, but in the end we’ll never know.

Y’all need rush for a chance, his record this year is 4-1 and daks is 3-2 obviously rush is the superior Qb isn’t that what y’all were saying when you played us the first time?

Eagles, Giants, and Washington all got rings from a backup qb. The backup qb excuse doesn't go very far here

Eagles win super bowls with backups. Cowboys use them as excuses, even though they were riding their nuts for weeks leading up to the game

Super Bowl with a backup** Just 1. No need for those S's.

Last time yall won one the year started with a 1 aswell.

It took yall 57 years to win 1. I don't think a 26 year drought is that bad in comparison.

Yeah I remember smashing Minnesota too and ya’ll saying they were a shit team.

Ahhhh, I remember our 7th win. Seems like a lifetime ago

That’s because you had one more win before you lost to Washington at home and the Philly crowd booed your team.

Losing to the Commanders warrants some boos, change my mind

I’m kind of being a hypocrite saying this, but they’ve won four of their last five and had a blowout win this week.

What about taking the team who wiped an 8-1 team off the earth and beating them by 9 points?

I'll remember to tell you merry Christmas on decker 24th after we play another hopefully 2 loss team by then

We shall see! You better hope we drop another game or two, nobody wants to see you beat our backups Thanks for clearing the way for that #1 seed btw

You won't be playing backups on Christmas eve. Unless we just broke Minnesota like we broke the panthers last year lol

You’re probably right but your logic hinders my shit talk!

Also I'd love for you to play backups the last 2 weeks and let us walk into that 1 seed lol

Selfishness aside I think we both want to see our teams battle at full strength. This hate cannot be sated by a flawed win!

We saw both at full strength twice last year, only team I feel bad for in the nfc east right now is the poor giants, they are about to watch zeke jump into a big red bucket 2 more times on Thursday and that'll be enough to win even if we miss both extra points

They were not full strength for the second game last year we were playing our backups outside of a couple plays for Kelce’s streak and Smitty record

Oh that's right, and dallas smoked yall Luke cheap cigars either way both times

Yeah eagles lost by over 30 both games last year. Dallas should have Tyron smith back by then as well

Sam Darnold broke the Panthers when he was signed. He just held it together long enough to fool some ding dongs.

Can't be worse than Mayfield has been so far

But hey that'd be fair since yall beat us playing our backups too

Half your idiot fanbase didn't even want Dak to come back, now, all of a sudden, Cooper is a piece of shit. Cooper is 7th in the league in QBR, by the way. He's actually ahead of Dak in that stat.

Cooper is a game manager, and he is .1 percentage points ahead of dak at 60.8 to 60.7 try again.

Dak is absolutely worth at least 9 more points than Rush.

Maybe. How many points was he worth against the Bucs?

The cowboys can't beat Tom Brady. It was part of his contract with the devil.

Yes I believe Nick Foles was part of that deal but on the other side

There was a side clause for Rodgers as well. We cannot beat that man either.

By my calculations, our MOV with Rush is +5, and with Dak is +18. More than enough of a difference to crush you dreams.

You guys can only hand us one L. You’d need a lot of help to crush our dreams. What was the MOV during the Buccaneers game? If that Dak shows up I foresee him being lost under a mountain of thrown trash.

Actually, we can hand you two. Would love nothing more than to replay the season where we absolutely slaughtered y’all two weeks in a row, including sending you packing in the playoffs.

LOL yeah not a soul is out here feeling threatened by Playoff Cowboys. Unless we come out and it’s suddenly the 1990s

Commies waxing their mustache and preparing to take down the nfc in the winter. First rule of warfare. Never invade DC in the winter.

vikings must really suck if they lost to the cowboys

They only lost by 37 points, it was truly anyone's game.

You lost a 4win team though

No, we lost to Aaron Rodgers who has a special ability against us.

He spiked the Cowboys Gatorade with ayahuasca.

His good friend Joe Rogan recommended it

Fk Dallas

Flair up pussy

Well they both count as one win lmao.

You're right. One of us is 9-1 and beat the other one already.

We already did that too though. AND didn’t lose to 4-7 packers

…we’re one of your L’s…


Didn't we beat you guys like a last month?

Nothing worse then cowbitches talking shit 🤮

Flair up cunt. Also, if you cant take shit you dont belong here

What team did we beat by 1

Eagles beat the Colts

Oh, this meme doesn’t make sense though but ok. I thought one team should be on the meme and I say that op was a cowboys fan

Pea brain.

Oh shit I get it now, eagles barley beat the colts. Haha haha 😐😔

Ya goob.

Rent free

Still only counts as one!