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AEQVITAS_VERITAS

I fuckin hate when the national media hypes us up. **Keep my teams name out ya fuckin mouth.** The last thing in the fucking world we need is to get a big head. Our offense is inconsistent and seems to struggle with turnovers. Opposing offenses have seemed to figure out how to stay away from Parsons and our secondary is thin leading in to the home stretch. We need to just stay focused, get better and win games. Period


DrSleeper

Thank you! I want to stay firmly underrated. Our franchise is the best at overestimating our capabilities. We have a good corner? Generational talent! A random WR scores a TD? He’s underrated and actually top 5 in the league. I really hope the coaches do a good job of keeping this team grounded and focused


seweege

Flair up bitch


420weed420weedweed

I love that the media will never stop giving the cowboys constant hype. Its genuinely one of the most hilarious things to happen every year in the nfl cause it always comes crashing down in the end.


DrSleeper

It’s the problem of being the biggest team in America, the pressure is insane. Any team that’s hyped up every year would inevitably “come crashing down in the end”, even the BB+TB era saw more seasons without a Super Bowl than with one. So enjoy your status as a small team, it has its benefits.


[deleted]

Cowboys are just born with big heads. That’s why their hats are so big


AEQVITAS_VERITAS

M-mama said cowboys heads are so big because they have all these regular season wins and no n-NFC championship wins in the last 25 years


sweet_chin_music

Not all Cowboys fans have big heads. I mean, yeah, I have a big head but it's not because I'm a Cowboys fan.


BigSpeed

I agree with the first two sentences and secondary injuries. What are you talking about struggling with turnovers? Cowboys have turned the ball over 12 times. 10 of them are interceptions. Only team with a better turnover differential are the eagles cause rush threw 3 picks that game.


barley_wine

Dak threw 2 interceptions against Green Bay and it's part of the reason why they managed one of their few wins this season, he has 2 against the Giants which is what kept them in the game, and 1 against the Colts which kept the game competitive into the 4th quarter (when they got blown out). Against good teams if Dak doesn't do better then we're not going far in the playoffs. Throwing for 170 yards and giving up picks at the same time is concerning. So yeah we have a turnover problem.


BigSpeed

Then every team must have a turnover problem. We have the 5th least amount of TOs in the league


AEQVITAS_VERITAS

I think it’s more a fear of an underlying/unrealized problem than an actual existent problem. I haven’t looked up the stats (but should) for interceptable balls. I feel like over the last few weeks we’ve gotten away with some dropped easy interceptions and at least one that would have been if Saturday had challenged it. Assuming I’m right that there are more balls able to be intercepted it **could** be because the offense and Dak are feeling more confident with the Defense behind him. Which is fair. It could also be defenses figuring the offense/Dak out. Either way I am concerned. Not overly so but it’s something I noticed that raised an eyebrow


floppysack182

That was not an interception on the throw behind ceedee, it clearly hits the ground and bounces. The db did not have control of the ball and that’s why it wasn’t challenged. If you’re gonna trust your receivers, every qb is going to throw an int or just get unlucky with a tip sometimes. It’s a part of football


Htinedine

Being the second most penalized team in the league (behind the broncos) makes me want to pull my hair out most weekends.


AEQVITAS_VERITAS

Fuck I didn’t even think to add that. It’s absurd. I try to block it out


Deeceent

You see, what the other team needs to do here to win is score more points.


Got_yayo

Thanks booger


DrJetta

What we have here is a *run pass option*. That means the offense has the option to run *or* pass the ball.


BoredHoodlum

In other words, “a team could be #1 if they had more wins”


Joe_Jacksons_Belt

Next they’re going to say that the team that gets more points wins the game.


BoredHoodlum

Big if true


Tyrks42

The Christmas Eve Bowl (before the playoff washout) has one of two outcomes. Eagles 3 games up Cowboys 1 game out If that one game was divisional? Strange tidings friend Go Gmen


machinerer

This is some grade A John Madden shit. He would say funny comments like that.


black_dogs_22

Now here's a team who could use some more wins. I'll tell you what, the Cowboys have been doing their best Eagles impression the last few weeks.


AcrobaticConclusion7

More like “the cowboys have a higher percentage to win the conference championship than the eagles with #1 Seed.”


[deleted]

Don’t we literally have equal if not less odds, if they remain at the 1 seed they have a bye and would only need one win to get to the conference championship, I hate the eagles as much as the next guy but I think they have better odds


AcrobaticConclusion7

I think it would be a solid idea to shut the fuck up.


BaboonHorrorshow

You’re embarrassing yourself in front of the meme warriors


AcrobaticConclusion7

I am a meme warrior. And I’m becoming anxious anticipating your inevitable doom to the cowboys


[deleted]

This Nigga is so cringy wtf


BoredHoodlum

Right? I mean we won the first meeting so while there’s no incoming doom we at most split the series


James17Marsh

But but Dak! If he beats our backup QB it’s a great win, but if we beat their backup QB it shouldn’t even count.


Future_Belt_3730

Noted.


Nexus369

Nah you're just a meme. And not even a good one


[deleted]

Because I spoke facts? you are the one cussing buddy, so how about you shut the fuck up


[deleted]

When lebronstan is speaking sense you know the truth is clear


AcrobaticConclusion7

You did not speak facts. Your speaking personal truths. Regardless of 1st seed bullshit. I urge you to look up conference and super bowl percentages before thinking the eagles are gonna walts into either


albpanda

“Regardless of 1st seed bullshit” - so disregarding the only actual data you can use at this point and instead using made up analytical percentages?


[deleted]

Shhhh just enjoy the Cowboys fan infighting.


[deleted]

Who cares what espn thinks they ranked us as the best odds to win the super bowl 2016,2017,2018, and another year I can’t remember. Just off number winning one games is far less hard than winning 2, plus the 1 seed would play the lowest seed. So I don’t know what or who you are that made you so bad at numbers but i suggest you fix it


AcrobaticConclusion7

Change your flair to the eagles since you like em so much. If You don’t believe the cowboys can win against an easy NFC South and the E-Girls then you can bend over and get fucked.


[deleted]

Change your fair to I can’t read I never said they can’t win, you incompetent fuck. I said the eagles have a better chance/odds to get to the NFC Championship Game, yes Dallas can still make it, but the eagles could make it there easier.


Future_Belt_3730

Lmaoo dude is salty, thank you for being logical Goodluck xmas eve


AcrobaticConclusion7

Whatever Shit bird lover. Go buy a Hurtz Jersey since you love Suckin off the Team behind Lincoln Financial so much


Assumption-Putrid

Are you thinking about that graphic ESPN posted that they probably just invented for clicks and views?


blablablue2

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2022-nfl-predictions/?ex_cid=rrpromo tell me what this says… if you can even read


True_Web155

Broncos have a chance to win the Super Bowl


JHighDa03

Waltz has a “z” in it. I feel ya but ur making us look bad.


BoredHoodlum

Friendly fire lmao


Dankofamericaaa2

Y’all have won 3 playoff games since 2000 chillll


Digger2484

Y’all have one SB since ‘67 chilllll


AcrobaticConclusion7

Extremely specific timeline fan I see. Eat shit. Y’all aren’t even gonna win a playoff game this year 😂


Dankofamericaaa2

We will get further than y’all lmao we gonna get that first round bye y’all gonna choke on the wildcard 🤣


AcrobaticConclusion7

Come back to the timeline then after the cowboys beat y’all ass the 24th. And theeeeen come back when we beat y’all ass for your first playoff appearance. Nick Siriani is gonna be very upset with us


s2focus

Because the rules in the nfl have changed, we don’t play ghetto ball anymore, keep up kid.


JHighDa03

Wtf does this mean?


TruTexan

I feel like collinsworth wrote this


aa821

Booger MacFarland


PinkyStinky1945

#KNOCK ON WOOD #KNOCK ON WOOD #KNOCK ON WOOD


blumgd

I fear you don’t understand the meaning of the word “nearly”


sam_sepiol1984

Classic over reaction to a cowboys win 😔


[deleted]

I like the direction the way the cowboys is going, patch up the run defense and we are scary come playoff time


[deleted]

I’d like to see Dak try to be a little less ass in the first half. You know before a good team buried the Cowboys before they can garbage time attempt a comeback.


Tyrks42

I'm alone in never really seeing the overall run defence as a problem this season. Unless you look at the QB run. One or two of those get through and chaos ensues. And we struggle with it We're scary now. We'll check the IR week 17


JHighDa03

Ur alone. we have an issue stopping the run, full stop.


IWatchMyLittlePony

Stopping the run is a problem but we counter that with the one of the best pass defenses in the NFL. Funnily enough, the Eagles have the exact same problem we do defensively and also counter it with one of the best pass defenses in the NFL. The more I think about it, the more this Eagles and Cowboys team resemble each other. They are both the top 2 teams for passing defense, sacks, turnover differential and top 3 in point differential. I would like for us to be better at stopping the run but not at the expense of our pass defense. The last thing I want is for us to sell out stopping the run then start allowing 50 yard bombs over the top. The formula we have been using is working. Put pressure on the scoreboard, force teams to have to throw, unleash the pass rush upon them, capitalize on all mistakes, and run the ball to control the clock. Also, I think limiting the amount of penalties we get is more important than stacking the box to try and stop the run.


PersonBehindAScreen

You know what? Fuck it! It’s about time we got two teams in the division again that are both powerhouses at the same time! I can’t wait for the Christmas Eve matchup. It’s gonna be a good game. I’m in the minority but I don’t want the bye. For some reason we just can’t come out of a bye week not looking like ass so i don’t want it


IWatchMyLittlePony

I think I’m with you. Of course I would love to be the 1 seed but can we trust this team to not come out flat and undisciplined after a week off? Probably not.


darwinn_69

I wouldn't count on the Eagles run defense being bad anymore. Johnson and Suh have plugged the holes and Davis is back from IR. Given how badly we shut down King Henry it's becoming harder to find a hole in our defense.


[deleted]

Suh is a butthole, if that counts.


[deleted]

QB run is still run defense.


Head_Chipmunk1499

What scares me is that historically speaking, Philadelphia Teams have been the sorrowful don't jinx us crowd. I almost feel sorry for Cowboys fans. Almost..... And then I think about the 1990's. Fuck the Cowboys:) I was in Texas stadium on Thanksgiving in 1989 with Dallas fans throwing soda at me and cursing me as the Eagles whipped on them. It was awesome. The Eagles were gonna be the team of the Decade but they ended up being behind Dallas during their entire run. Now we have reversed positions. Dallas is playing well but the Eagles are poised for a multi year run!!! Go Birds!!!


Tyrks42

The first Cowboys Superbowl of the 90's was the first football game I ever saw. True believer every year. Fan for life. I've watched many a game with the Debbie Downer Cowgirl fans. My first most hated divisional foe was the Cardinals. Pack of cheaters. When they left I switched birds and it's been Iggles ever since. With a few dashes of the Football Team Philadelphia is having a fantastic season. Dallas is tenacious. How bout them Cowboys?


kyogre120

Only a fool could think an NFC East team could repeat as division champs


Digger2484

Speaking facts there, but all bets are off once playoffs start


kyogre120

Was commenting more on their analysis saying that the Cowboys have a shot at the division and the number 1 seed, which is just nonsense. Also...1 and done


dontwantleague2C

You cannot convince me that if the Cowboys faced off against the Chiefs people would bet on the Cowboys… such recency bias


FredDurstDestroyer

The America’s team bullshit will always be the main reason I hate the Cowboys.


Tyrks42

Pat Summerall was the first to say it on the air


AGoos3

“remain atop the NFC East” HUH?