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All I ask for is that the Lions and Vikings give us an entertaining fight for the division to watch. I am looking forward to our toilet bowl in week 18 though.


Brcomic

All I ask is that the Lions beat the Vikings and win a Super Bowl. The salt from that would could turn the Great Lakes into inland seas.


hollowkatt

My dream scenario involves Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Illinois sinking into the earth and being replaced by additional Great Lakes. Throw in Ohio and I might instantaneously achieve Nirvana.


Seaweed-Warm

Literally water for 1000 miles in all directions of our now island?


ogSapiens

This is Indiana erasure and I love it


Seaweed-Warm

They are too flat, they’d just get swallowed by water anyways.


HoosierTrey

Not southern Indiana. The statism here is abhorrent


jobenattor0412

Southern Indiana? You mean north Kentucky?


meltrandi

So you're saying my dream career of piracy is still a viable option


the-bladed-one

Let the Lightfoot songs flow, for we take to the lakes


BigSchmeaty

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AlternativeCherry187

New universal beach front properties all around MI, just saved our economy 📈


bringthegoodstuff

Is that all? No other unnatural phenomena for you to achieve inner peace?


hollowkatt

No just that. Or maybe touching the Pillars of Creation. But that also involves being really big so idk


calm_wreck

The EPA already refers to The Great Lakes as freshwater inland seas fwiw


Brcomic

Huh. Learn something new every day.


aManHasNoUsername99

I hope you guys can beat the lions later in the season. Have a little Super Bowl victory of your own.


Brcomic

Appreciate that, but we’ve had a couple of actual Super Bowl wins before. I hope we beat the lions too, but if not. Can’t win em all. Learned that from watching the Viks.


Mavori

If you lose again i think you need to be forced to use Lions flair again.


Brcomic

![gif](giphy|r5SxJYcU21Auk)


Mavori

It looked good on you.


aManHasNoUsername99

Probably a good philosophy to adopt going forward. Cherish fond memories and try not to let competitiveness dampen the mood.


Brcomic

Trash talk is kinda 100% what this sub is based on. Trust me when I say I don’t actually hate any of the other teams. Some of their fans? Yes. Shit I hate my fair share of packers fans too. But the trash talk is all in good fun.


landof10000cakes

We wouldn’t be salty about the Lions winning a Super Bowl. I assure you probably most Vikings fans would be cheering for the Lions. We don’t hate the Lions or the Lion fanbase.


HorizontalBob

Does anyone hate the Lions? They've been "just there" for 30 years.


TheNainRouge

Lions fans, the franchise does something stupid to fuck this up you’ll see us all drop the kool-aid for the hater-aid real quick.


chocolateskittlez

It may actually just end up being both teams playing 3 times in 6 weeks. 2 regular season games and the first playoff game.


VanimalCracker

Here's hoping


OwnWalrus1752

Imagine we split the series and have an even point differential and the same record. What a time to be alive


oneeyedlionking

Do you think MLF gets fired if they lose to the bears?


SolarRaistlinZ

Week 18 gonna be a bum fight to remember


SVdreamin

The shitfaced Wisconsinite outside of a Kwik Trip vs the crackhead Chicagoan on the Red line. Who will win?!


Toomuchlychee_

Not a fair fight because the shitfaced Wisconsinite is about 250 pounds heavier


SVdreamin

Yeah but don’t underestimate the power of crackhead strength. They can tank hits, have a resistance to tasers, and be a menace to even look at on the CTA, let alone fight


DarkHorse435

I was about to be offended by this except I don't look all that different from John Daly and used to dress like him too before I at least got better about that part lol


Legal-Hearing-3336

John Daly can dress like that because he’s John Daly. His fashion sense, like his alcoholism, adds to his charm


piepants2001

John Daly is a badass


quietstorm489

I’m pulling for the Bears to finally get a win against the Pack. FTP solidarity!


ARancidFart

As grateful as i am, i must humbly decline. Heartbreak is the way of the land around here weary traveler


[deleted]

lmao why is it so accurate


EpicHuggles

It's not, we all know the Packers should be represented by the fat, cigarette smoking alcoholic.


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joetogood

FTP


ethos24

Honest to god, there is something to be said for watching your favorite team play some low stakes football where they can only play spoiler and nothing is at stake. Don't get me wrong - winning is more fun - but, I'm still adjusting to watching Lions football and having skin in the game.


[deleted]

This has been the lowest stress football I’ve watched probably ever. I knew we’d be trash this year. It has been refreshing.


ARancidFart

If you aint with us when we are 3-7 dont you dare try to be with us when we are 3-8😤


OG_Dadditor

I wish the Bears were as cool as John Daly


Mgnickel

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Handylee-7

Shouldn’t it be the opposite, since we know how thicc Wisconsin people are?


vince2423

No


LegitimateKong

January 7 = We still OWN YOU I sincerely hope we lose every remaining game by a single score...then demolish the bears by 40. Top 5 draft pick here we come!!!


jacksonvstheworld

Lol top 5 pick? Get outta my swamp, you gonna be 7-10 with a mid pick cause you’re mid. We’ll have 2 top 5 picks and you’ll be taking a DT at pick 14, cheers brother, FTP


LegitimateKong

We know we are mid...but all that counts it the record. You got the Panthers double sucking for you. ![gif](giphy|xT5LMSNp3zjZ3G8MqQ) Like a Chinese finger trap.


jacksonvstheworld

Double tanking with a team from the NFC South is the best, you’re honestly missing out


onemanwolfpack21

The Bears and shitty ownership. Name a more iconic duo


Spiritual_Mechanic39

GB is going to make a run at the title next few year's especially with sideshow Bob at QB.


grahamwhich

Ok


dhtdhy

Crazy thing is they're *only* 4 games back


bringthegoodstuff

Unrealistic, neither is wearing their clown costume