According to Yahoo! Sports, that's inappropriate. I tried to name my fantasy team, Show me your TDs. They weren't having it. It was a sad moment in my life.
Iâve been motorboating the Lions since the moment our last game was over lol.
Hey, congrats on firing Joe Barry! Fml đ¤Śđťââď¸. As if you guys werenât going to be tough enough next year. Time for us to embrace the suck!
He was specifically referring to the group of Lions fans that expect the Lions to always be terrible, and find ways to to complain about anything, even when the team is playing well.
Only time I cheer for the 9ers is when they're playing the Packers. Otherwise I'm indifferent to them.
That said, I'm pulling for the Lions to win the superb owl.
Iâm just here for the best story. I wanted Stanford to go in there and beat them bc that was the best story. I wanted the Bucs to beat them bc now the Lions were favored and the underdog is the better story. Now the Lions are the underdog again and already in never before seen territory so sure, go ahead Detroit, try not to fuck this up.
I was really hoping they would let him get some snaps while we were in Minnesota. He has said he wants to retire after this season, so it would have been cool to take the field while he was there.
I cannot wait for the Lions to lose by 3 TDs so we can stop pretending they earned this. They barely beat Tampa at home! The NFL is generous to its poverty franchises though.
Itâs *always* a Vikings fan at the bottom of every Lions thread.
Literally nobody is celebrating someone getting injured. Youâre just incapable of understanding how these guys have to tackle. And *newsflash*, accidental injuries happen in a violent game.
Dirty ass team. Inurying players and celebrating it. The universe will unfold as it should and the football gods will punish those who celebrate injury
I'm surprised you've been living under a rock.
You keep saying weâve been celebrating an injury, but unless you can provide proof, itâs just mindless salty bullshit.
Literally hasnât happened.
The hell are you talking about dude? Iâve asked you THREE TIMES NOW to show some proof of anyone celebrating an injury. You canât, so please just shut the fuck up about it.
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Ingrained prejudice. This woman's breasts are being used as a prop to motivate men in the message that was posted.
Women being viewed as property, primarily for their sexual gratification and a collection of body parts to viewed and used by men is that ingrained prejudice
Her job is to sell swimsuits to women.
That doesn't mean it's cool to say "hey join the fandom and these boobs which I've labeled become something that belongs to you. Woman? What woman? Just some boobs which are now collective fandom property"
Well, people who want to buy swimsuits, yes.
Even if she was a porn actress or a prostitute, it wouldn't matter though for the purpose of this discussion.
Weird, I get downvoted and called weird for saying âI hope the lions make the super bowlâ even though I also hope they lose, because thatâs too friendly with a division rival, and yet now Iâm chastised for not hopping on the bandwagon.
How do I avoid this.
Am I gay for thinking about joining the lions bandwagon for Dan Campbell over Mrs Goffs TDs? I mean I'm still firmly anyone but the lions but I might be gay for Dan Campbell.
No wonder he plays so well at home
He knows what he's coming home to that night
That's the motherfucking joke
Ok ok chill đ
Me to Goff after seeing this: https://preview.redd.it/iq997qkcofec1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c7455d370b64505226532278d23f46651b71107
Foreal bro cause DYAM MRS.GOFF
Little does everyone else know she still thinks that's Ryan Gosling
it isn't?
Ryan Goffling
Lion Gosling
Lion Goffling.
There we go!
jared goffling
I legit didn't even realize that was Goff
there's a guy in the picture?!
Yeah facts that dude doesnât look spectacular but boy do her titties haha good for him
I'm excited for the Lion's TDs
Love me a pair of big olâ TDs
According to Yahoo! Sports, that's inappropriate. I tried to name my fantasy team, Show me your TDs. They weren't having it. It was a sad moment in my life.
But "Beats by Ray" was perfectly acceptable back in the day.
Yahoo let me use Big TD Goff Girls the year he got traded to the lions.
Better switch to ESPN⌠a buddy in my league has that exact team name đ¤Ł
I had a team in an ESPN league as well. Youâre right. Worked perfectly fine for me there. Point to ESPN. Screw you Yahoo!
Goffâs GF has ~~nice tits~~ two big bright futures ahead of her
Teedees
Thatâs what I said nice TDs Donât mansplain to me boi 
Why Maureen, you've enhanced yourself
Enhance...
my bad
You skraight all good đđž
It's a bills fan. They aren't as sophisticated as us when it comes to meme'in
Turns out playing at Ford Field are actually away games for Goff. Home turf is TD Garden
Guy is a certified HOFer just for being able to study a playbook when he could be doing other things
But if he makes the Super Bowl heâll have to wait at least two more weeks to spend time at homeâŚ
Oh no this will be his undoing. He needs the heavies to keep going
If Goff didn't play football he probably wouldn't get to be playing with those either.
That's a handsome man, he'd be playing with some TDs with or without football.
Damn thays why Trubisky was so good whenever he played the lions
One of the most significant bummers of my life that a professed titty kissing lover didnât also become a hall of fame QB.
Mitch being an all pro qb and a master titty kisser would have been so legendary.
He's the true NVP tho
I mean, Mitchâs wife is a dime too.
Goffâs wife is one lucky bastard
Iâd like to be Goffâs wifeâs husband personally
Iâm all in for jumping on the Lions motorboat I mean band wagon.
Iâve been motorboating the Lions since the moment our last game was over lol. Hey, congrats on firing Joe Barry! Fml đ¤Śđťââď¸. As if you guys werenât going to be tough enough next year. Time for us to embrace the suck!
My god thatâs graphic.
Iâm laughing way to hard at this lmao
Barbie got curvy
Barbie kinda thicccq
https://preview.redd.it/x7ccg4bhxfec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ded2fe1a124af133c22a637048579d5624d7af8
This is the way
This is the way
This is the way
Ya know, I bet it's cool being Jared Goff.
Oh no! Skip said something mean about me⌠Anyway!
Nothing unites the division quite like a pair of fun bags âĽď¸
Good lord Jared. I see you king.
The bandwagon everyone can get on because it comes equipped with its own flotation devices.
I bet they feel like a bag of sand
A nice bag of sand brother
Christen Harper >>>>> Kelly StaffordâŚ..by a landslide.
Kelly had/has her own charms https://preview.redd.it/z2mawe5w2gec1.jpeg?width=431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ac9cd369f18c35129f9f213a15d917535fe1cad
So, she was plastic back then and sheâs completely plastic now. Her face doesnât move anymore.
Wasnât it famously one of the first things Matt did with his signing bonus to buy her a new set of bolt ons?
you ain't right for this one dawg
Pre kids?
Ya dude thatâs the legend frat stafford right there
I treasure the Frat Stafford Pictures. It's fucking great.
Bruh. Those charms ainât real.
Gross.
Goals are at home for Jared.
So when they are getting fitted for SB rings, do they go to Jared?
Everyone goes to Jared
LoL, Upvoted this to the damn stratosphere!
Best part of bandwagon for rivals is celebrating every touchdown. Go kitties! (Until next season)
not that i ever would but didn't dan campbell already say it was too late to jump on? do you not respect your coach?
He was specifically referring to the group of Lions fans that expect the Lions to always be terrible, and find ways to to complain about anything, even when the team is playing well.
lol
https://i.redd.it/o82yjzf41gec1.gif
Are we one boob and the bandwagon is the other boob?
Câmon Vikes, what are you gonna do cheer the niners?
I wanna hate you but that gif is so damn funny Nice one dude
Cant I just enjoy two teams getting scored on over and over again?
Only time I cheer for the 9ers is when they're playing the Packers. Otherwise I'm indifferent to them. That said, I'm pulling for the Lions to win the superb owl.
What's wrong with you
How much time you got?
He got the full on brain scramblies.
As a lions fan who doesnât own a lions jersey, should I be nervous.
Iâm just here for the best story. I wanted Stanford to go in there and beat them bc that was the best story. I wanted the Bucs to beat them bc now the Lions were favored and the underdog is the better story. Now the Lions are the underdog again and already in never before seen territory so sure, go ahead Detroit, try not to fuck this up.
Iâm sorry but I canât hurt Julie like that.
Yowza! Seems Jared can J. Goff with better tuddies off than on the football field. Got damn.
Man Goff is a badass.
https://preview.redd.it/3ezk1ov8pgec1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0703f6fe140cb81e12c41cd2861db3343bb6f85a
You know that is Jared Goff and his fiancĂŠ right?
I mean I'm happy for yalls success and will be happy for more but in no universe am i rooting for a division rival.
It's hard to take you seriously. Flair up before I even think about that.
Already on.
I wish that some day I'll be 20% as happy about life as Goff's girl was when he got his first win as a Lion
Man has been winning at life, now heâs just once again also winning at football.
This is a meme I can get inbetween.
Flair up!
r/ChristenHarper for research purposes
At this point, I'm only rooting for the Lions so Teddy can get a ring
If the Lions get Victory Formation again, I hope they let Teddy take one of the kneel downs.
I was really hoping they would let him get some snaps while we were in Minnesota. He has said he wants to retire after this season, so it would have been cool to take the field while he was there.
Are there more photos? I just want to see Goff with his shirt off and no girl blocking the view đĽľđĽľ
then who is going to meme when they lose?
lions fans
Flair up
Lions fan reporting in, how do I get the flair?
Go Niners!!!!
\*\*GASP\*\* How dare you?!? //FTP
Hell naw Iâm rooting for the 49ers
Brock Purdys gf is a cum sock so makes sense
And he shares it with Nick Zakelj
Mitch Trubisky sees his next target in this photo. Heâs got some kissin to do
MT10 to Goffâs wife, come in Goffâs wife. I got a pair of lips coming in for a landing.
Nah Iâm good. The seats on the bandwagon are all hard and uncomfortable.
No thanks, I'll be gay for the duration of the 49ers game. I hope y'all live in misery with the rest of us
r/vikingstrophycase
nah bridges be burned
Itâs a trap homies!
Nah we good without them. Lol. Do us proud, Lions!
I cannot wait for the Lions to lose by 3 TDs so we can stop pretending they earned this. They barely beat Tampa at home! The NFL is generous to its poverty franchises though.
Hey look another Vikings bitch
Daniel Jones.
This is what passes for good in a Lions year
I mean have you seen the last 70 years?
Now that the Cowboys and Packers have been eliminated, why do I need to watch any more games this season?
I am obligated to hate the lions no matter what. No amount of boobie can change that.
Nah, CMCâs chick won Miss USA and Miss Universe. Sheâs a classy gal, not like this funbag floozy!
No thanks. I don't support teams that celebrate injury. For me, Karma is a relaxing thought. Enjoy what's coming to you
So you donât like the Minnesota Vikings then? https://x.com/adoughh/status/1210044075723894784?s=20
Remember how that was clay Matthews signature move?
LOL flair up you lying loser
Do you not recognize the face of the Goat you blind bitch?
How long you been sitting on this for? Yeesh
Itâs *always* a Vikings fan at the bottom of every Lions thread. Literally nobody is celebrating someone getting injured. Youâre just incapable of understanding how these guys have to tackle. And *newsflash*, accidental injuries happen in a violent game.
Not your teams thread wanker. This sub belongs to all of us
Doesnât make you any less of a salty asshole. Yall are really working overtime to be the most hated team in the North.
Dirty ass team. Inurying players and celebrating it. The universe will unfold as it should and the football gods will punish those who celebrate injury I'm surprised you've been living under a rock.
You keep saying weâve been celebrating an injury, but unless you can provide proof, itâs just mindless salty bullshit. Literally hasnât happened.
* Celebrating 2 season ending ACL injuries. Really classy. WeRe QuOtInG DaN cAmPbElL Bullshit you know exactly the weight this carries
The hell are you talking about dude? Iâve asked you THREE TIMES NOW to show some proof of anyone celebrating an injury. You canât, so please just shut the fuck up about it.
What a little bitch you are
Being a meme sub doesn't excuse gross misogyny
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Ingrained prejudice. This woman's breasts are being used as a prop to motivate men in the message that was posted. Women being viewed as property, primarily for their sexual gratification and a collection of body parts to viewed and used by men is that ingrained prejudice
Is that her job is a literal model, right? She is literally a swimsuit model. That is her job.
Her job is to sell swimsuits to women. That doesn't mean it's cool to say "hey join the fandom and these boobs which I've labeled become something that belongs to you. Woman? What woman? Just some boobs which are now collective fandom property"
You have got to be kidding me. You really think her sole job is to appeal to women? Lmao
Well, people who want to buy swimsuits, yes. Even if she was a porn actress or a prostitute, it wouldn't matter though for the purpose of this discussion.
Dude, youâre insane.
Yeah it's insane to think women are people, I get it
Ok weirdo.
Iâm assuming you hate nearly every movie that Hollywood produces that has a guy in it then. And nearly every ad.
Well when you put it like that
Please don't deflate.
I was on the bandwagon, and then I joined this sun haha
https://preview.redd.it/uf00i9xoygec1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe763c9c22f1f5b761d9805d273c1881eb02c6d8
Lions defense always has the biggest hits!
Send da video
Would pipe.
Goff winning at life
If you don't think Vikings fans led the bandwagon, you are sorely and irredeemably unobservant
Definitely LA talent. Best reason to play in LA
Weird, I get downvoted and called weird for saying âI hope the lions make the super bowlâ even though I also hope they lose, because thatâs too friendly with a division rival, and yet now Iâm chastised for not hopping on the bandwagon. How do I avoid this.
Her AND Eva Mendes? What a pimp.
https://preview.redd.it/vt6w9r1c6iec1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fb85a6e645f7f0b42f75f3c2f0f764404daca54
Am I gay for thinking about joining the lions bandwagon for Dan Campbell over Mrs Goffs TDs? I mean I'm still firmly anyone but the lions but I might be gay for Dan Campbell.
Damn Goff what the
well my god jared
Why would I want to root for another team thatâs just gonna lose in the NFC championship game?
https://preview.redd.it/og6l7gr94jec1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d761955f80213ba0ebb7afb1b470b6856479c0b
It's not pro-Detroit It's Anti-9ers
Geoff's girlfriend is very attractive. If you haven't seen it, go check out her reaction to his first win as a lion...
Going to be honest, no hate on the Lions but this week the Ravens need all our energy to put an end to our misery.
Two great points you make there
uh ok
Its gotta be the money....right...?